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Questionnaire #102 - December - 2009
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SO, it seems that somehow I lost the questions to the questionnaire, but had the answers. So I gave a rough guess as to what each question was so I could post the answers. Shit happens when you're not all sdata-driven and slick like that. |
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| When did you suddenly realize there was no santa and everyone was just tricking you into being good? |
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| Would you like JCP to send you an xmas card? |
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| What if humans hibernated during the winter (a good 4 months or so each year)? |
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I have NO idea what this question was, but damn, it seemed like a good one. RIP good question.
Seems to be something about being naughty or nice, and that includes thoughts. |
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Questionnaire #101 - November - 2009
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| If I play my guitar, will you sing in my band? |
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| When was the last time you dug a hole and was it for the purpose of burying a body? |
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| What if a bunch of people came to your door, jammed you into a muppet costume, threw you on a tv set and demanded that you announce the 'letter' and 'number' of the day? |
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| What if mirrors decided to stop reflecting things,
and instead started to emit high-pitched noises that made humans hallucinate? |
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Questionnaire #100 - October - 2009
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| What would you do if I came to your place dressed as a seagull and started throwing rocks at your door, only they weren't rocks but were actually frozen cubes of jello? |
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| When viewer discretion is advised, do you ever re-consider what you're about to watch? |
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| What if you were paid to fill out this questionnaire but instead of getting cash, you got strangely shaped rocks of unknown origin? |
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| What if a high school was named after you and a mascot needed to be picked - what would you pick, what would you name it and why? |
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Questionnaire #99 - September - 2009
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| Why do YOU think the dinosaurs died out and did it involve space-travel in any way? |
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What if the ocean wrote a best selling book titled "All my secrets"? |
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Questionnaire #98 - August - 2009
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| Do you think TheInsaneDomain should grow up, get married and think about having a kid or two? |
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| Do you have any obsessions or OCD issues? |
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| What if trees decided to take over the planet and start clear-cutting humanity? |
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| What if you found out that EVERYTHING around you is controlled by a drunken alien playing a video game? |
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| What is the craziest theory you've heard or come up with? |
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Questionnaire #97 - July - 2009
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| Do you have any sort of sob story to tell that would get you on a TV show of some kind? |
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| When was the last time you went swimming and be honest, did you pee while swimming? |
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| What if a strange creature that only you could see began following you around and narrating your life? |
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| What if you found out that EVERYTHING around you is a lie? |
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| What if the world decided we should all wear uniforms every moment of our lives so that people wouldn't waste their lives on picking out clothing, shopping and worrying about 'fashion'? |
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Questionnaire #96 - June - 2009
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| Do you have a secret hobby that you don't want anyone to know about (other than chronic masturbation)? |
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| When was the last time you stared up at the stars?
(And no, staring into the sun doesn't count, even though it IS a star.) |
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| What if snakes came to your house, rang the doorbell and
demanded you rent them a closet to coil up in for a few weeks? |
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| What if park benches began calling you up (and emailing you) telling you about all the people who sit on them and the sorts of things these people talk about? |
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| When was the last time you woke up crying? |
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Questionnaire #95 - May - 2009
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| Have you ever been vomited on by someone other than yourself? |
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| What is your favourite game to play (on computer or game system) and will you send me (JCP) a copy of it so I can play and see how cool it is too? |
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| What if bears invaded your home and demanded you cook them dinner each night? |
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| What if the police burst into your room and arrested you for 'poor judgment' -
would you know what they were referring to or demand an explanation? |
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| What are your plans for the weekend and do they involve clowns in any way? |
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Questionnaire #94 - April - 2009
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| Which do you prefer - red triangle, blue circle, green square or orange star?
Oh, and make sure you put a reason or you will be judged HARSHLY by the shape counscil. |
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| What if someone burst into the room you're in right now and
gave you a sound spanking on the ass with a wooden spoon? |
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| Did anything interesting happen to you or anyone you know on April Fools Day (April 1st)? |
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| What can you hear right now and if you told it to shut the hell up, would it listen? |
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What if someone kept calling you the wrong name, and even when you told them it was wrong,
they kept calling you that just to piss you off? |
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Questionnaire #93 - March - 2009
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| There is construction going on outside of my house - but not close enough that I can see it. Each time a loud noise is made, it sounds like aliens have landed ...
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| What if you woke up one day and found yourself in a Dr Seuss story? |
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| Do you have a favourite or feared number and WHY on earth do they have meaning to you? |
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| How is the room you're in decorated and is there anything in it that you'd like to burn because it's so ugly? |
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| When was the last time you hung up on someone and what stupid/nasty thing did they do to deserve it? |
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Questionnaire #92 - February - 2009
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| One night, I saw a strange light in the sky. It seemed to stay fairly stationary for hours, and was giving off light that was cycling through the color spectrum. What the hell do you think it was and how much should I sell the photos for? |
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| Which animal in the zoo would you like to be, other than human - and do you think you would be able to mate in captivity? |
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| What if you could kick any celebrity in the groin (and they couldn't retailate in any way) - who would it be and why? |
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| What if any celebrity could kick YOU in the groin (and you can't retailate in any way) - who would you want it be and why? |
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| People like to just toss around the phrase "out of this world".
What is truly out of this world to you and does it involve something shiny? |
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Questionnaire #91 - January - 2009
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| Do you have (or have you ever had) a sleeping disorder? |
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| If you could become any fictional robot, which would you be and why? |
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| Do you think kids are stupid? |
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| What if it were new years eve EVERY night and you HAD to get all excited about it, help count down the seconds every few minutes and sing that horrible new years song? |
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What if eggs broke into your home and threw themselves at your face while you slept? |
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