Questionnaire #79 - December - 2007
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| You've been at home for a few days (or has it been weeks?) doing nothing but watching TV. You realize slowly that the people on the TV are talking directly to YOU, and talking ABOUT you. They think you're too stupid to ever figure it out and have been mocking you right to your face for years... |
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| If you lost your arm in horrible farming accident, where would you go looking for it
and how would you re-attach whatever bits of it you managed to find? |
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| What is you favourite colour, why is it your favourite and would you stain yourself that colour? |
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| Are you offended when Santa calls you a "ho ho ho"? |
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| It seems that a new low has been hit with the "ho ho ho" question above.
How do you think I should become re-inspired with quality insanity so I can make 2008 the most insane year ever? |
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Questionnaire #78 - November - 2007
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You walk into a white room where everything in it is painted white and there are about a hundred clothes hangers hanging from the ceiling on strings. What the HELL are you doing there...
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| What would you do if you met the person responsible for spamming your favourite TV shows with pop-up ads? |
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| Snakes and ladders, tiddlywinks or hopscotch? |
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| Have you ever built anything out of wood and nails/screws and if so, what was it and did it turn out the way you planned in any way? |
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| What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you and did it involve ghosts or UFO's? |
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Questionnaire #77 - October - 2007
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Have you ever been in an ambulance and if so,
why and were you allowed to play with the siren?
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| While exploring a strange new planet, a strange sort of alien attaches itself to your face. It's trying to take over your body so it can start taking ballet lessons, and you're just not in the mood to put on a tutu skirt... |
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| If life is discovered on another planet, do you think we should send them a muffin basket,
some cheeses and a balloon to say hello or just wait until they send us something? |
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| Do you think that all those people who claim to have been abducted by aliens are telling the truth, insane,
having some sort of brain seizure or what? |
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| JCP wants to hear something new that doesn't suck.
What song by what artist do you suggest she listen to that you think ROCKS? |
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| There was an old lady who swallowed a fly;
I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.
Do YOU think she'll die and if so, do you think it was caused by her swallowing the fly? |
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Questionnaire #76 - September - 2007
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It's poker time. You've been dealt a King of spades and an eight of spades.
There is a three of hearts, a seven of spades and a six of spades showing on the table.
Do you bet everything you've got, fold or somehow karate kick your way out of the situation?
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What is the strangest thing you've thrown into a campfire?
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Isn't it great that all the brats are going back to school this month?
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We're living in the future and we all have to wear boring military uniforms.
Sure, JCP looks awesome in hers, but yours needs a bit of personality so you don't look so dumpy.
How do you add FLARE to your uniform?
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What movie do you hope they never re-make because it's perfect the way it is?
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| If I told you I knew the future, would you pay me gobs of money to tell you information
or do you prefer to live blissfully unaware of your impending horrible, screaming, bloody death? |
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Questionnaire #75 - August - 2007
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Have you done anything exciting, strange, insane or funky this summer and did it involve sock monkeys,
sharp objects, melted cheese or peeps in any way?
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Questionnaire #74 - July - 2007
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| Are you the best dancer in history? Your family? The world? Your neighbourhood? |
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| Have you ever been on TV before? (If so - why and when, if not - why not???) |
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| You're walking along a random street lined with streamers and thinking about getting some ice cream when you start to realize that you're actually in a rainforest surrounded by strange sounds... |
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| It's time to entertain the crowd before some big event and you're the only one that can do the job... |
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| What has the TV been telling you to do with your life and do you think it's right in any way? |
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| There are alarms going off, red lights blinking and a computerized voice counting down towards zero... |
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| Useless stats : 24 results : Most popular day for answering : Saturday - Least popular : Friday - |
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Questionnaire #73 - June - 2007
The questions for June were brought to you by members of InsaneTalk.com
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If you were on a reality TV show, which one would it be and why? - Becca
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You're sitting in your house/tent/box/wherever you live and enjoying a peaceful evening. All of a sudden, a car alarm goes off. You sit there, waiting for someone to turn it off, but no one does. It's getting really annoying and starting to destroy whatever patience you have left. WHAT DO YOU DO? - McDiablo
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Do you believe that we actually read and/or care about the answer you give? - G-Rod
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Do you care that this question is not of a particularly inventive nature? - Mzebonga
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How do you think barcodes work? - Becca
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Admit it, you like to peer through the blinds and spy on your neighbours. What weird things have you discovered about them? Do you often wonder if your neighbours are spying on YOU? - McDiablo
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Every one has a confort zone they fall back into when reality stabs them in the back.
What has been that most recent assaination attempt by reality and where or what is your comfort zone? - Ishkabilly |
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Questionnaire #72 - May - 2007
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Your options are to:
A) Die screaming by being thrown in a pit of lava
B) Go home with Herbert and live in his closet with him for a week.
Which do you choose and why?
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| Now that it's spring, have you done any cleaning or burning of evidence? If you have, tell us about it. |
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| It's been said that "living well is the best revenge".
Is this your plan or do you have a better plan for "the best revenge"? |
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What if an alien asked you nicely if it could use an anal probe on you for research purposes,
AND it promised to give you some candy, a free t-shirt, and a crop circle if you agreed?
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Are you one of those annoying people who can fall asleep within minutes no matter where they are
or what they're sleeping on? If not, what sort of issues do you have getting to sleep? |
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| What if you discovered you were one of JCP's Sims? |
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Questionnaire #71 - April - 2007
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What are your thoughts on snoring and people who snore?
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Are you (or anyone you know) a top secret government genetic experiment gone horribly wrong? |
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| Useless stats : 36 results : Most popular day for answering : Sunday - Least popular : Friday & Monday- |
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Questionnaire #70 - March - 2007
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Can you perform any sort of tricks, magic or otherwise?
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If you lost your mind, where do you think you would look to find it?
(If you're already lost it, where have you looked for it or where did you find it?) |
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| Someone you know is writing a horrible story about a priceless diamond stolen from a princess, who sends out some dude to get it back, he gets captured and because he's her true love, she goes and rescues him, but... |
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| When the chaos, fires and riots begin, which will you choose to participate in and why? |
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| If you were on "The Price is Right", which showcase would you bid on and what would your bid be? |
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| What IS the most freakish show on Earth and what makes it SO freaky? |
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| Questionnaire #69 - February - 2007 |
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It's now at least one month into the new year; A year full of promise and success.
Have you done anything truly amazing yet and if not, why the hell not?
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| What kind of underwear are you wearing right now, and if you're not wearing any,
would you consider buying some TheInsaneDomain underwear? |
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| This spring, we've decided that everyone has to help out with the cleaning. What will you help clean and do you think we should donate anything to charity, or just light it on fire and fling it onto the streets (as per usual)? |
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Take a look around where you are now. Is there anything within arms length that you could pick up and throw against the wall, but wouldn't break, no matter how hard you threw it? (Other than clothing.)
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When was the last time you wore a hat, what type of hat was it and were there any logos or anything on it? |
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| What if someone you know put you on one of those surprise makeover shows, where they wanted to give you a new haircut, tell you how to dress better, showed you how to eat better, redesigned and painted your room, made you jog for a few minutes each day , and gave you some free products for "being a good sport"? |
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| Useless stats : 27 results : Most popular day for answering : Saturday & Thursday- Least popular : Wednesday & Friday- |
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| Questionnaire #68 - January - 2007 |
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What do you plan on accomplishing in 2007, and don't say world domination because
that's what WE'RE doing this year.
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What if every night was New Years and you had to celebrate it over and over?
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What if a drunken PacMan showed up at your door and demanded that he move in with you until he "got his shit sorted out"?
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Are you really just another brick in the wall? Are we all just bricks in the wall?
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What did you do New Years eve and would you have rather spent it with burnt stuffed toys?
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| What if humanity found out that an asteroid was due to smash into the Earth in 1000 years. Would this alter the way you live your life at all, make you decide to not have children, have you question your beliefs, start/stop recycling or anything like that? |
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