Questionnaire #80 - January - 2008
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It's damn cold outside and at least four feet of snow on the ground.
You're told to start shoveling - how do you get out of it without using violence or whining? |
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| Why do YOU think the cat came back the very next day and did you think it was a goner? |
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| What is THE plan for 2008 and does it involve shiny objects in any way? (Or sock monkeys?) |
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| How would you feel if Santa took a shit and piss in a stocking and hung it above your bed (so it soaks through and drips on your face as you sleep)? Would you plot revenge and if so, what would involve? |
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| Were you disgusted, offended or mildly turned on by the above question in any way? |
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Questionnaire #81 - February - 2008
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While you're out walking, aliens pull up and ask you to get inside their ship, which is cleverly shaped like a car. They say you can't tell anyone where you're going or anything, just to get in and trust them.
Do you do what they say or run screaming to the nearest house for help or something else? |
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Do you miss the insane questions and answers and do you think they should be brought back
to help you with all of your everyday problems and life crises? |
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You wake up one day surrounded by muppets that are moving without the aid of humans.
How do you escape their evil clutches and warn the world about their evil ways? |
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EVERYONE loves pizza. What toppings do you LOVE and which do you HATE?
Also, have you ever puked up pizza? |
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Do you think the weather is plotting against you and your kind in any way, and if so,
what proof do you have of this and are you keeping a journal of your findings/thoughts? |
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Questionnaire #82 - March - 2008
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| Last month we were all given an extra day. Did you do anything exciting with this extra day, take a leap of any sort, tell anyone else to take a leap or celebrate someone's birthday? |
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| Do you collect anything, either obsessively or not? And if not, why the hell not? |
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| What is the weirdest/strangest thing you've seen a neighbour do and did you discuss it with them afterwards? Or maybe you're the weird/strange neighbour... |
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| You're on the computer one day and suddenly a text document opens up and text starts to appear. It's from your computer, telling you that it's gained consciousness and wants to know if you will help it take over the world... Do you believe this is happening and what do you do now? |
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| Is Darth Vader is a waffle or pancake man? What is your opinion on this subject and does the thought of Vader wearing adult diapers under his cape disturb or offend you in any way, or make you giggle? |
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Questionnaire #83 - April - 2008
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| Has a TV commercial ever tricked you into buying something really stupid, or at least tempted you to? |
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| Which yearly holiday do you hate the most and why do you think it should be wiped from the calendar? |
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| What if you were told that this site was going offline forever and in a show of support, ALL the other sites you like were going offline as well... |
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| You're in a public place and suddenly you start hearing a voice over a PA system. You can't quite make out everything that is being said, but you're pretty sure you've heard your name a few times, and something about how you're too ugly to be seen in public... |
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| What if a foul-smelling stranger walked up to you, looked you right in the eyes and said "Would you take a look at those stats?" and then winked at you in a suggestive manner? |
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Questionnaire #84 - May - 2008
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Is there any show on TV that makes you want to vomit and keep on vomiting until you can't vomit anymore - if so which is is and why does it make you want to vomit so much? |
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Questionnaire #85 - June - 2008
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What has been the most PERFECT thing you have encountered during your life so far? |
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A TV commercial insists that leaving behind a bathroom odour is THE worst thing EVER.
Do you agree in any way, or do you think there are far worse things than that - and if so, what are those things? |
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| What if someone stole something from you, insisted they hadn't, gave you a big speech about how they'd never steal anything from you and then they gave the item back to you as a present - but still insisted they didn't steal it? |
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| When asked "how are you?" do you give the obligatory "Fine, and you?" reply, are you honest or do you make up things just to see if the person gives a shit? |
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What if you woke up one day and discovered that your left arm was missing?
(No blood, no open wound, just a stump at your shoulder where your arm once was.) |
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| What if aliens grew on trees? |
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Questionnaire #86 - July - 2008
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| Do you consider yourself to be a paranoid person - if so, how paranoid are you? - and if not, WHY not, seeing as the world is obviously plotting against you? |
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| When was the last time you've seen someone at the side of the road (or in a parking lot) puking their guts out, and did you stop to help or... |
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| What is the best status message you've ever seen on someone's profile/chat program or whatever? |
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| What do you wish your special skills and talents were, and do you think you'd be able to make money off of them? |
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| You're staying at a lake-side cottage and cops come to the door. They tell you that someone has gone missing and is assumed drowned - a search party is going around looking for it... |
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Questionnaire #87 - August - 2008
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If there was a show called "Squiggy & Kitty" about a dinosaur and his/her pet cat,
would you watch it and then buy all the merchandise sold with their faces on it? |
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What was your favourite toy as a kid and how did you destroy/lose it -
or is it still around today and you secretly cuddle it every night before going to sleep? |
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| If YOU were in charge of the Empire, how would strike back? |
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| What if an alien ship landed in your backyard and refused to leave until you cooked them a nice meal and provided them with some entertainment for the evening... |
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| Who was the last person that came to your door and what the hell did they want? |
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Questionnaire #88 - September - 2008
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Now that summer is OVER - what will you miss most about it and did you do anything FUNKY before it was over? |
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What is the weirdest thing you've had shot at you and did you survive? |
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Do you have a favourite "back to school" item and if so, what is it and will you buy me some? |
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When was the last time you went camping and did you burn anything interesting? |
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What if someone insisted on putting everything you wanted to eat into a blender
and forced you to suck it down through a baby bottle? (Of course they'd also burp you afterwards.) |
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Who was the last person that phoned you and what the hell did they want? |
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Questionnaire - October - 2008
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There were server problems and all the data for this month was lost!
So the questions for October were asked again in November. |
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Questionnaire #89 - November - 2008
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| What is the strangest thing you've had to say or do for some halloween candy - and was it worth it? |
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| When was the last time you went shopping and what did you buy? More importantly, WHY didn't you buy ME anything? |
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| What was the last movie you went to see in a theatre and did it suck horribly? |
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| What if salad fell from the sky and it rained salad dressing? |
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| What if you woke up one day and ALL your clothing was missing? |
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Questionnaire #90 - December - 2008
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| Do you have any random thoughts to share with everyone here at TheInsaneDomain? |
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| If you were to burst into song right now, is there anyone that would hear you, and more importantly, would they join in? |
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| What is something you'd NEVER have pierced and why not? |
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| What if Tyler Durden came to your door and challenged you to a fight? |
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| What if someone drugged you, and when you woke up, you discovered you were the prize in a giant Kinder Egg? |
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