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Questionnaire #106 - April 2010
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| How do you think humans will come to an end and is it anytime soon? |
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| What is the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten and did you puke it up? |
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| What would you do if some jerk marched up to you and started yelling insults about your general apperance and intelligence, and then proceeds to tell you that you "need to suck it up and be a big champ for the team"? |
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| What if everyone around you suddenly burst into song and performed a well-chereographed dance number - would you join in and be able to fake your way through or do something else? |
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Questionnaire #105 - March 2010
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| When was the last time you participated in an 'arts and crafts' activity - and what did you make? |
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So you misread the paperwork and now you have to donate a limb to (alleged) science
- which limb do you part with, and why? |
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| WHY did you say THAT?!?!?!?!?!!?!? |
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| What if I made you give a speech about something to a room full of weirdos - and it had to be QUALITY NONSENSE, not just random gibberish - could you do it or would you end up curling up into a ball and crying?? |
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Questionnaire #104 - February 2010
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Have you ever watched an infomercial and gave some serious thought to purchasing the item?
Or ever actually cave in and buy it? |
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| If you were in the Price is Right showcase, would you stick with showcase 1, or hold out for number 2? |
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Have you ever had a salad dressing try to attack you while you slept?
If not, have you ever been attacked by ANYTHING while you slept?
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| What if I offered to send you a bag of freshly popped popcorn, a block of cheddar cheese, some salad tongs,
an empty DVD case and some slightly used dental floss - all for FREE? Would you assume some trick was involved, count your blessings while accepting the offer quickly, or cry in any way? |
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Questionnaire #103 - January 2010
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| What if a herd of elephants came to your door and demanded to know why humans are such assholes? |
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Has anyone recently asked you "Why don't YOU wear a dress?" and what was your reply?
If no one has asked you, well then I will." Why don't YOU wear a dress?" |
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Be honest, do you ever stalk anyone online - even if just to see what people you knew are up to now?
Have you ever found out anything interesting/strange/freaky/scary? |
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What if someone randomly came up to you and gave you a sharp slap on the ass ,
told you "good game" and walked away? |
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