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Good Answer Award |
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| Questionnaire #32 - Jan 2004 |
Good |
Butts |
| There are people going door to door selling salad dressing... |
8 |
0 |
| Where is the weirdest place you've ever taken a shit? |
5 |
7 |
| What is the last thing you spat out? |
5 |
3 |
| What if you were turned into an animal, what would you want to be and why? |
13 |
1 |
| What if we threw salad at you while you were asleep? |
6 |
1 |
| What if you woke up one day to find youself in a dumpster? |
10 |
3 |
| Questionnaire #33 - Feb 2004 |
Good |
Butts |
| What is the stupidest thing you've ever been emailed about NOT including spam? |
8 |
2 |
| What is the weirdest thing you've seen within the last month? |
6 |
0 |
| How many fingers am I holding up? |
5 |
2 |
| What if you woke up and find blood all over your room... |
4 |
0 |
| What if DC never came back? |
7 |
1 |
| What if we offered you the chance to star in a Sock Monkey Porn photo shoot? |
3 |
1 |
| Questionnaire #34 - Mar 2004 |
Good |
Butts |
| Would you allow cameras to be installed throughout your house... |
11 |
0 |
| Are there any situations where shitting yourself is ok? |
10 |
1 |
| Has anyone told you to "keep up the good work"? |
6 |
1 |
| What if there was a law against the color red? |
10 |
0 |
| What if you woke up one day and all your doors and windows were... |
7 |
2 |
| What if we gave you five dollars to crawl around and bark like a dog? |
6 |
3 |
| Questionnaire #35 - Apr 2004 |
Good |
Butts |
| We're going to make a TheInsaneDomain TV show. What part would you like to play? |
17 |
2 |
| Have you ever caught or suspected someone of stealing your underwear? |
15 |
1 |
| Crunchy or smooth peanut butter : what's best and why? |
12 |
0 |
| What if 12 (not 11) aliens came, demanded your pillowcase and filled it with all your pants ... |
17 |
3 |
| What if there were bills to pay but the only thing you had to sell was a huge pink sweater... |
12 |
3 |
| What if the Mars rovers landed in your backyard and began digging holes? |
11 |
1 |
| Questionnaire #36 - May 2004 |
Good |
Butts |
| So you're forced to turn into a super hero, what is your name and super power? |
14 |
0 |
| What is the strangest thing you've ever stolen or wanted to steal? |
10 |
3 |
| Who is the stupidest person you've ever seen on TV? |
9 |
0 |
| What if children ran the world? |
10 |
3 |
| What if we discovered that humans were in fact a virus? |
12 |
2 |
| What if your family and friends decided to start calling you 'Spanky the wonder horse'? |
9 |
2 |
| Questionnaire #37 - June 2004 |
Good |
Butts |
When was the last time a stranger touched you and how did you react? |
6 |
3 |
What celebrity above all others do you wish would die screaming in flames? |
7 |
1 |
If you had a secret room, what would you fill it with and why? |
3 |
2 |
| What if hair became offensive to grow on EVERY part of the body? |
10 |
0 |
| What if an underwater race laid claim to the oceans as countries? |
7 |
5 |
| What if you found a family member shitting in a bag and your name was written on the bag? |
11 |
1 |
| Questionnaire #38 - July 2004 |
Good |
Butts |
| The garden gnomes have decided that humans must do their evil bidding... |
10 |
1 |
| Ralph and Karen have vowed to hunt you down with a fork, how will you defend yourself? |
10 |
1 |
| Someone has spit in the pie. Are you still going to have a slice if it's your favorite type? |
10 |
1 |
| What if TVs could emit smells during commercials to sell products? |
7 |
4 |
| What if some guy with a whole lot of missing teeth started following you around ... |
8 |
2 |
| What if tree frogs crept into your room while you slept, started eating all your stuff... |
8 |
4 |
| Questionnaire #39 - August 2004 |
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When you're dead, if you plan on having a tombstone, what do you want it to read? |
10 |
2 |
| You're sweating profusely from it being so hot outside and notice a garden hose... |
16 |
1 |
| What sort of noise drives you absolutely insane? |
15 |
2 |
What if you were given two wishes by a crazy dolphin that had a purple tail? |
11 |
1 |
| So you're sitting there at your computer like usual, what if suddenly your walls become invisible? |
12 |
1 |
| What if you saw an alien and no one believed you? |
10 |
2 |
| Questionnaire #40 - September 2004 |
Good |
Butts |
You've been working away for hours on a project and your boss suddenly tells you ... |
9 |
0 |
Is there any sort of food/drink that you have/had an addiction to? |
7 |
2 |
Did you do anything exciting this summer (or winter for those in the other hemisphere)... |
7 |
3 |
What if you could travel back in the future to 5 years ago? |
7 |
3 |
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5 |
3 |
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6 |
3 |
| Questionnaire #41 - October 2004 |
Good |
Butts |
It's early in the morning and you have to go somewhere dumb How do you force yourself to wake up? |
10 |
8 |
Do you have any sort of 'lucky' or favorite number and if so, why? |
8 |
0 |
The sock monkeys have decided to enslave the world and force everyone to ... |
7 |
2 |
What if you woke up covered in jam, your ass quite sore and you couldn't remember ... |
4 |
1 |
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7 |
2 |
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7 |
3 |
| Questionnaire #42 - November 2004 |
Good |
Butts |
What day do you think should be a national holiday where you get the day off paid and everything? |
6 |
5 |
What the hell are you doing with your life exactly and why shouldn't we exterminate you? |
10 |
2 |
There are rumors circulating about a disease that is carried by an evil breed of sock monkey... |
8 |
4 |
What if your personal hero came to your door and after talking to them for awhile... |
6 |
3 |
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6 |
4 |
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6 |
1 |
| Questionnaire #43 - December 2004 |
Good |
Butts |
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You wake up one night to discover that you're now in the middle of a field...
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6 |
3 |
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Why
is this place such a fucking mess? You're grounded. That, or you
get a spanking...
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6 |
3 |
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When
was the last time you heard a fire alarm? Was there anything really
on fire?
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7 |
3 |
Many aliens have landed and are just pretending to be human... |
7 |
2 |
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7 |
1 |
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8 |
3 |
