No- pickernose

With the joy of the holiday season among us, I just thought I should let you know that I hate eggnog. It sucks moose balls. It tastes terrible and has the consistency of semen. A big green carton of semen. That is all.- pickernose

NONE TO SHARE. Ziplocked, centrifuged paper bags and wall street peanuts. - sarcopenia

Dang u so funny!And whenever we have disuccion essays i always cheese of of your stuff and get full marks! Thank yooooooooooooouuuuuuu!- yay me!

My thoughts are usually filled with carnivorous unicorns , cows with only two nipples , leprechauns that are confused of their gender and obviously the normal love triangle of the orang utans.it's fascinating.- wonka

Caramex lip balm! Sneaker Pimps! Walla walla! Dee to the E-O to the D-E-R-A-N-T! Post-It notes are handy! So are notebooks!.......yeah, those were the first things to pop in my head. I've got more, but I'll spare you. FOR NOW.- McDiablo

If good is defined as an action that results in the overall admitted enhancment of all the individuals involved, I think this is true. When we're young, good is directly corralated with what is pleasurable for ourselves. Parents are like incarnate gods who ensure this connection. E.g. eat you peas and get ice cream. However, when we get older, most of the positive change occurs in someone else. Help a friend move (you still may feel good too, but the friend is getting the majority of the good). Therefore the connection between what is pleasurable and what slowly diverges.- quelthasas

All I want for Christmas is YOU.- Anon

Random? How about my theory that our planet Earth is actually the insane asylum for aliens somewhere? All those UFOs and shit we see in the sky? Yeah, that's actually us, making sure we don't manage to get smart and fly our way out of the galaxy. So, congratulations, those retards you make fun of all the time? You're one of 'em.- Streak9

I characterise my life with disappointment and frustration. Generally in equal measure.- Mzebonga

think lime green!or you could think about what i think. Completely irrelevant and utterly useless information. The plan is to annoy everyone with this informations and watch for their insane reactions. Usually i'd take a camera out just at the right time, capture this awesome reaction and post it everywhere just for the sake of embarassing the idiot.- discovering the gayness within

An intellectual definition of marriage: a synapte of reiterant minutae devolving in a spacetime continuum toward a kekectic and affective stoicism. - papabug

Were no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you - Thrash

Nine Inch Nails is the music form of prozac for angry people.- Alyra

constipation is kinda like weird.Cause i think it'll help train your rectum muscles if you keep trying to push your shit out.Imagine! A tighter & stronger rectum! I guess that'll do the doggy style some good.- santa my ass

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No way. They are MY random thoughts and you can't have them. You can try to probe my brain using fancy alien technology that you stole from some alien spaceship that landed in your backyard but I sure as hell ain't giving them up for free.- cold hearted BITCH

Walmart is out to destroy the world. you know it's true. Also: mana mana- Smee

There's a cock in my turtle!- Hal Apeno