I'd go live with Herbert, but they joke would be on him. I wouldn't bring any shoes!- Hufflebunny

Id have to say option b. i say this because it would give me an opertunity to get to know herbert better while it also gives me a chance to loot an unsuspection herbert's house....- bobthemouse09

Herbert doesn't scare me.- Mzebonga

When I was a kid, I was afraid of lava. I still am. I find it especially freaky when it's oozing down the mountainside, slowly blackening and cooling off. Death by lava would be the worst, so living a closet with Herbert for a week would be completely tolerable. In fact, I used to hang out in my closet when I was a kid. Sometimes I'd close the doors and put on a play with my stuffed animals. Herbert would probably want to hug me, of course, but I wouldn't mind. I'm sure we'd have lots of interesting discussions about shoelaces and Slurpee straws...and ways in which we can take over the world. *Insert evil laughter here*- McDiablo

I wouldn't know "Herbert" from a pit of lava anyway. It depends what is in the closet. If his closet was full of molten lava, that would be a sucky choice, now wouldn't it be? I would have to say the closet deal because I like dark, closed in places where I can explore my navel.- cessna

A. Herbert's creepy and I'm claustrophobic.- Chicken Of Despair

I choose B . Only for the reason that when contemplating Suicide years years ago I came to the conclusion that If my life sucks so much and I can't seem to do anything to improve it then I would just redirect my efforts to ruining everone elses happyness and serenity. Spending a week in a closet with Herbert would probably be the inspiration for some (new and improved) depraved concepts to apply to my dedicated purpose. Maybe I could drive Herbert to commit suicide before the week was out. By the way I later found out that everyone else I know hates their lives too, so there you go.- armpit hair

Definitely die screaming by being thrown into a pit of lava. I can only IMAGINE the things that Herbert might try to do to me in his closet. - idontmindthesunsometimes

live with the monkey duh, if i had a dime for everytime ive been chucked into a lava pit i could afford the surgery to swap my vocal cords with patrick stewart- Great Jihad

B) Herbert cant treat me worse than the last guy i was with - saLLy

i would go home with herbert as long as he promises to stay out of my closet.- iamzbob

I chose B. Because i ♥ closets....and icecream.- i ♥ icecream

I would have to choose to die in the agonizing pain of dying in the lava pit because i would rather not be violated by the man named Herbert since i really don't know him well enough to be violated; not that i would want to molested at all.- AOU7

a) i dont wanna die?- ray

B, Because any guy named Herbert obviously needs a swift kick in the face, and a week in the closet with someone (me) to teach him that his parents had problems and he needs to go by his middle name.- Grounded Clown

i would go home with herbert because sooner or l8tr i would get out of the closet put him in there and lock him in while i hook up a gay porn channel and leave it running full blast on his tv - thestain

A.Herbert doesnt bath.- warDog

Go home with herbert and live in his closet for a week because i love sleeping in closets!!! they are comfy and dark and lottsa fun stuff to be found!- Captain Meep

A- Weller

I chose B because i would not to be wanted to be thrown in an pit of anything i cant stand or if it is even hot enough.- tt

I PERSONALLY WOULD CHOSE OPTION A, BECAUSE I FIND THAT A NICE LAVA BATH EVERY NOW AND THEN I QUITE REFRESHING AND OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE HERBERT HAS BEEN A DIRTY DIRTY BOY AND I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STAND EVEN ONE MINUTE WITH HIS FILTH.- Missattitudz