MOVING!
That's right, I'm packing up my shit and moving a good 3 hours away. HUZZAH! This will be the first time I'm moving out of the city I was born in. Almost 30 years in this stupid city and finally I'm escaping! I've been waiting my whole life for this and finally, after years of working our asses off, we can finally start to live the life that we've wanted. A new chapter in my life will begin. Not only will I be in a new home, my FIRST house, but I'll be getting a new job, being in a new town and everything. I'm looking forward to all the work I'll have to do in the house (sanding, priming, painting, building things) as well as the chance to find a new job that will hopefully give me some satisfaction, as well as a chance to get to use more of my skills than I do now. I can't imagine what the future will bring me there, but I'd rather go find out than sit here the rest of my life wondering "what if". In other words, HUZZAH! A NEW FUTURE AWAITS!

Stranger than fiction.
Strange guy stalks JCP online, telling her he loves her. JCP tells guy to fuck off and eventually he does. Strange guy finds a new married woman online. Strange guy tells her he loves her and arranges to meet with this married woman. A few months go by and neither have updated anything online since this meeting.
One can't help but wonder :
Where is the dead body and how many pieces is it in?