June 5 2006

Oprah. Who the hell thought this name would ever appear here? I sure didn't. Today I had the distinct displeasure of having a co-worker flip through the pages of her magazine. Apparently, Oprah has a house in Hawaii. Do I care? No. Others seem to though, because there were several pages dedicated to it in her magazine; they were held up to me and described. By the time the polka dotted room was being described, I was shouting out threats because my co-worker refuses to listen when I say I'm not interested in hearing any more. Torture isn't having your fingernails ripped out one by one, it's having to hear an Oprah magazine read out to you, described to you and then suggested that you should do this in your home by the person reading it.
	Random research. Some people compulsively collect Pez and I compulsively read, collecting entirely useless information. Wikipedia has encouraged my obsession, providing me with ways to read up on the oddest things and then linking it to even more random things. What's great about it is mainly that there are only a few relevant photos with each article. (Newsgroups are wonderful due to having no photos, but they are mostly used for self-important people to flame each other and be grammar-nazi's.)
Random topic found. SAA. - That's right, I looked this up today and found out some interesting things.
	Reptilian masters. For anyone paying some attention, there has been a few references to this lately on this website to reptilian masters. Why? Well at the moment, I find this idea to be extremely amusing. While doing my random research last week, I stumbled across some descriptions of those who believe that reptilian shape-shifting beings have great influence over our existence on this planet. No, I'm not making this up. Read more, and you'll see. (For one thing, it really explains Mr. George Bush Jr. and why he seems to look uncomfortable in his skin.)
	Random argument. Anyone who says that the pyramids couldn't be lined up the way they are to mimic some stars (Orion) is kidding themselves. There is a good possibility this could be true. Sure, now few of us look up at the sky and even fewer of us notice stars but with nothing but candlelight to compete, the stars would have been pretty bright and amazing to look up at way back then. This doesn't mean it is true for sure (research into this would help) but why refuse to even consider this?
	Random playlist insanity. I listen to online radio all day. I've rated songs and artists. Here is what it decided to randomly play me today so far. Madonna, Mr Bungle, Marilyn Manson, The Beach Boys, Roy Orbison, Eurythmics. What's interesting is that I knew each song that was played. Scary.