Why
do you tempt me so? You put a link to anymoment part four, but
the page does not exist... Or wait.. Is that the whole point..?
That it does not exist? Uhh... My brain hurts - Fido Dido PS:
Where is the "z" in spoon? I can't find it.. Ahaha. No,
wait... Do you like spoons? - Fido Dido what would
you do if I did that? Have you
ever heard of the author Douglas Coupland? - Miss Roger's Sweater Today I
have spent time on the computer and spent time reading a hilarious
book about computer geeks, would you say it's about time to get
a life? - Miss Roger's Sweater I drove
my aunt's van for the last almost two weeks, they just aren't
as cool as you'd think, eh? - Miss Roger's Sweater Ever since
I have gotten home my brother has been nice to me.. has my real
brother been abducted by aliens? or is there another reason for
his behaviour? - Miss Roger's Sweater Ummmm......
DC...... will you bear my children??? Have you
every thought of using the Kama Sutra to teach DC the sock monkey
some new moves??? is it true
that the pope smells of urine? - SiNiSTaR any new
movies worth watching? i am so bored nowadays... oh and what do
you think about vin diesel? i think he's fuckable... - SiNiSTaR my cat insists
on lying on top of my computer monitor...won't his fur get into
the thingamajog and overheat it or something? my cat is a little
attention whore, he used to sleep on top of my printer but since
it is not directly in my line of sight he's moved to the monitor...
bastard tries to catch the mouse cursor too...what should i do?
- SiNiSTaR I'm sure
a bagillion people have asked this already, but why are the dino
heads red? Is someone feelin' sexy?? Or did bright green stand
out too much amongst the black, red and white? McDiablo My brother and
sister received their schedules for high school. Should I pull
a Miss Roger's Sweater and wet my pants... in excitement? McDiablo Can I have
a pretty magnet? McDiablo Exquisite.
Will there be more? - Fido Dido HELP! I'm
locked in your mother's bedroom, what do I do?! She won't let
me out! You make
me wanna laugh, then I do and it's fun...thanks for that. Anywayz,
why don't sheep shrink in the rain? Can you tell I took that form
a phone box because I'm not smart or original enough to think
of my own questions? I thought you could! Another thing, why is
my dog such a shithead when you're trying to sleep?? I mean my
whole family (all 7 of us) could be there and she'd still go upstairs
to the one person trying to sleep and wake them up. It's annoying. What would
you do if you were on a msg board for a famous person and some
bitch came on saying that she knew the person the msg board was
for and some ppl believed her but she was lying and then everyone
found out because they all matched up the IPs from her e-mails
and ones from this famous person and lots of other shit that it
would take up too much time to type out but she won't admit it
and still insists she's tellin the truth, you don't know her personally
or where she lives so you can't bitch slap her into the yr 8000
and she won't leave you alone...what do you do???? why do companies use annoying commercials
to advertise their products? all they do is make you hate their
conspiracies and greatly tempt you to bomb their headquarters
just to get the ads off the radio/tv/magazines/whatever so dc i
was talking to someone the other day and he asked me what i thought
of the catholic churches scandal and all i could say was it really
sux that something l.ike this happened t a instittution that has
been around for 2000 years as the catholic church has said many
times before but then again i am sure it has gone through worse
things if it has stood for as long as it says it has i would like
ot know what you think of this scandal and what your views of
the religous world aresuch as whether there is a god or not what
are your views - meagan123 What would
you do if you could not tipe?TaImO If sky is
blue and water is blue too,then what color is air?TaImo If I would
hit you,what would you do?TaImO I have pork
in my eye!What should I do?TaImO Why do bird
sing,why couldn`t they bark?! What is
the best way to die?Taimo Why'd you
have to go and make things so complicated? FartMonkey Would you
tie doughnuts to your tail and get pigs to chase you? Vista Do I HAVE
to go to school (and don't read that like some whiny kid...ahem)?
Vista If I somehow
keep my eyes open when I sneeze, wil they pop out of my head?
Vista Should I
dance and then take off my pants? Vista why oh why
did she swallow the fly? - Fish hey dc,
my mom wants to ask you a question... here goes, go easy on her.
hah hah " i'm writing a biology text book, and i need a name
for it, all the normal, usual ones are taken, i need a name for
it that's outstanding, could you help?"-marissa(and her mama) I just got
my driver's licence today...should I run over all those people
i dislike?-Atlas do dogs
talk ot cats? Why do absurd
things such as monkeys cheese or pickles and pie interest me so? DC is their
a way to correct the curv in my penis? It bends ever so slightly
to the left and it annoys me. I asked the Faries, but they just
gave me more pot. I have anothe
question. Is it imoral to wax the kitchen floor, tie cloth bags
around my cats feet, and trap him in the kitchen. I am wearing
black to an outdoor show today. It should be very hot and black
attracts heat. My question is, do I look stupid in black? Does
it make me look ... evil? McDiablo Do you like
pretty red stars that sparkle? McDiablo Why are
my sister's glasses just sitting there? Is she wanting to lose
them? Will she not wear them? Why isn't she wearing them?? McDiablo Why does
everybody say it's so bad when you pull a plug out of the wall
by the cord and not the actual plug? Should I express revenge
by tying everyone else up and repeatedly plugging in a device
and then tugging the cord and ripping it out of the wall? FartMonkey Is my computer
just malfunctioning again, or did your Good Question Award dinosaur
bird head thing used to be green, and now it's red? FartMonkey Who do you
blame for the fact that the tune of the alphabet song is the same
as the Twinkle Twinkle Little Star song? FartMonkey What, in
your opinion, is the most useless letter of the alphabet? FartMonkey If Insanity
were a tangible being, or a sock monkey, or whatever, would you
marry it? FartMonkey What is
your view on the legalization of POT? Do sock monkeys smoke pot.
Finaly would it be not tight to get my cat stoned, then tie cloth
bags to its feet then set it loose on a linolium floor. What was
the best thing before sliced bread?? I am partially
deaf in my left ear. There is a constant ringing in it. What should
I do to make my hearing return to normal? McDiablo To avoid
being deaf, should I risk looking like a dork and tell the band
to play quieter? McDiablo Do you enjoy
the fake, fruity goodness that is a Fruit Roll-up? McDiablo Shit! My
breath really stinks! It's starting to make me sick and I don't
understand!!! I guess, on the inside, I really stink. What can
I do? (Omuletzu) is it possible
to get drunk on water? - Miss Roger's Sweater why do bands
like bringing out slutty girls to dance during a song? - Miss
Roger's Sweater how come
at Snow Jam there were only Molson Girls? i think just to be fair
there should have been some Molson guys.. The Trojan guy just
isn't the same.. - Miss Roger's Sweater how can
i stop being accident prone? - Miss Roger's Sweater Man, I saw
Tomahawk opening for Tool and Tomahawk really sucked. Tool did
too, but I expected that. But why did Tomahawk suck? They kept
losing their time signature and whatnot, it was horrible. He screams
like a little girl. Why? What is this music? Why does it suck?
Or do they just suck live? you like
ANIME??? ANIME?!?! why!?>!?!?!?! - SiNiSTaR hey i checked
out your list and i forgot all bout wanting to watch requiem for
a dream... will look for the dvd or something... anyways why haven't
you seen a life less ordinary yet? that is one cool movie, it's
not as weird as some of the other movies you named but it's good...watch
it, k? also, have you heard of that animation 'a nightmare before
christmas'? i loved it when i was younger.. - SiNiSTaR have you
ever seen hellraiser? actually the movie is pretty lame cuz the
character kirsty is such a stupid bitch but anyway, Pinhead makes
me wet. how about you? - SiNiSTaR My friends
are seriously considering sending away for an insanity pack. NOW
are you going to tell us what's in one? McDiablo Can you
appreciate the appreciation that is the art of appreciating? McDiablo The last
literature teacher I had seemed to have taken too much acid "back
in the day". Seeing that I am taking Lit. this fall, should
I be worried that ALL teachers of this subject are on drugs? McDiablo I downloaded
ska, Irish-punk, metal and punk tunes today ... am I a goth? Or
possibly a hippy? C'mon, classify me! McDiablo i bought
a cute little denim monkey at the dollar store yesterday for a
dollar, wanna see him? - Miss Roger's Sweater my monkey
is named C.S. which stands for Crotch Sniffer cuz the way he's
made his natural is pose is crotch sniffing.. crazy eh? - Miss
Roger's Sweater Are you
selling any of your monkey friends? cuz i know my friends and
i would be interested in getting a monkey friend. - Miss Roger's
Sweater Do you miss
me? Or is it just the narcotics talking? - Fido Dido If I listen
to enough music in the Japanese language, will I be able to speak
it fluently? Vista Does chewing
gum really make you smarter? Vista Shall I
bob my head to the beat or join hands with my invisible friend
and sing a rousing hymn of kumbayeah...shoot, I can't spell--and
don't laugh because I wrote "rousing"... Vista
what question
should i ask you to get one of those sexy red heads? ~DemoniCat
Why does
my dog Justice fart so damn much? If cats
are one day going to take over the world, and you dont want to
be a slave. Is it ok to torture them to the point that they would
kill me when they do take over the world? I hope they dont. I
Hope the squirls beat them to it. If you could
live in any book/game/tv series, wich one would it be? Why isn't
Greenland considered a continent? Is it normal
for people to have strange sexual dreams about sock monkeys...
like dreaming about being stranded on a deserted island and banging
a sock monkey like a salvation army drum from dawn to dusk???
If not do you have any advice?!? What if
expericence was incidental? Vaguely like mind/body duality, except
the body could function nomrally, to all "external"
apperances, yet there was no "entity" experiencing it? Don't fucking
talk to me. "why not?" oh i don't know, GUESS! "it
was an accident, i'm sorry!" you don't accidentally lock
someone in the closet for 4 days with no food or water!!! "listen,
i couldnt take it anymore ok? the incessant yammering to herself,
everything in neat little rows... small to large, sized by width,
ordered and arranged by color or name! you can't expect me to
deal with that!!" you're right.. i can't expect you to deal
with that. here, take this. "what is it?" it'll help
your stomach. "ok, and you're not mad?" Give it an hour
or so... and i'll be just fine. how
would you have handled that situation? If a friendship
can cease, has it ever been real? What the
hell happened to the link to BrainLiquor? I just got released
and I'm looking for it. What kind of hat would you say I should
wear? - Finklestink. Why do the
colour choices on your question page make me see 3-D? the red
is further back than the white is... I've noticed
that spatulas are becoming quite violent lately. Why do you think
this is so? Would you
ever eat Ranch flavored Crispers with sour blue raspbelly SqueezePop
on them? Should I
start a riot for no reason? Like, if the media show up and ask
what it's all about, I can just say, "I dunno, please move,you
are disrupting my pointless riot."? McDiablo I hope at
times you are not compared to a bunny. Did you know that if you
are, that means you're a hermaphrodite? McDiablo How does
Miss Rogers' Sweater know so much about the Monk (from Chaucer's
"The Canterbury Tales")? McDiablo do i need
more sleep? i have totally forgotten my bank code.. i had to check
the little paper.. - Miss Roger's Sweater is don (my guitar
teacher) still frollicking in the fields with his classical guitar?
- Miss Roger's Sweater my aunt
makes me burn her country cds.. how wrong is that? - Miss Roger's
Sweater for the
insanity pack you're sending stuff in a box labelled veggie burgers
to people? do you put stuff in like condoms? do i see a seashell
in that picture..? can we make any special requests with the money
we send? - SiNiSTaR what do
i do when i'm stuck in a jam and some guy i don't even know in
my backseat is tapping his foot therefore making the entire car
vibrate and it makes me so annoyed?? - SiNiSTaR turning
japanese i think i'm turning japanese...do you think so? - SiNiSTaR have you
seen 'trainspotting'? you should see it.. - SiNiSTaR just say
i want to get your insane snail mail or box thingy... is it okay
if i take pics of the stuff and show it off on my website (so
people will get jealous)? - SiNiSTaR Beastie
Boys or The Smashing Pumpkins? - Fido Dido o-o;; hehehe,
am i the first to get a double stinky monkey butt? and for two
questions! i feel so special... ~DC How much
Jerking off would it actualy take to make a person go blind? If
I did actualy go blind should I sue the porn company that helped
me go blind? Oh ya do you like Jay and Silent Bob movies? Ya The Two
title theing is cool. Oh ya your sight is awsome. Every time I
ask a Question, The answer is their the next day. I also really
am hoping the squirls take over the world first. They are nice
to me. Also can you put a monkey but by my question/statement?
"Nameless" I like duct
tape I use it on every thing. My bag, my jeans, my hat, and once
ony my sisters cat. Do You like Duct Tape? Nameless Who is this
DemoniCat and why is he/she copying you, the Original DC (tm)?
- SiNiSTaR ever been
to Malaysia? - SiNiSTaR how do i
get rid of this popcorn husk from my teeth? i can't get it out
with either my electreic toothbrush or dental floss...!! - SiNiSTaR like anime,
eh?..how bout dragonballz? oh yea and
yu-gi-oh?not one of my favorite personally..but its ok, how bout
you? I shot Satan!
Are you proud of me DC?-Atlas Everybody
else has blinding white teeth. That is not fair. How do they do
that? FartMonkey Who or what
do you think is responsible for making lightbulbs burn out? I
blame toothpaste and oranges. FartMonkey if i payed
you money would you hump a VCR How do I
tell if my Algebra teacher is out to get me, or if I really am
failing? FartMonkey Please list
for me three ways to kill someone with a cup of water. Just the
water, you can't use the cup to crack them over the skull or anything.
Other answers I have recieved include heating the water and using
it to give someone a boiling enema. Is this
just one question too many for you to handle? You probably are
thinking this should really be the last of my questions for now.
Well, you can take it like a man, or you can take the Sanimal
turd way out and start yelling at me. Sanimal is such a turd.
No, worse. What is worse than a turd? Because saying that would
be a horrible insult to all the little turds out there. FartMonkey Please chose
one: I , DC, would most like to bust a cap in (Britney Spears/Sanimal)'s
ass.
Is it worse
to get paid for a week's worth of shoveling animal crap at the
circus with a 5lb tub of the animal of your choice's crap, or
a week's worth of ferris-wheel related vomit? What do
people do when they go on strike? I'm 17..the
other kids say they can dress themselves but I say i dont want
to get rushed into stuff so Ill let mommy dress me until i want
to but they make fun of me how can i make them shut up
This morning
I woke up and my foot was on fire, so I went to shove it in the
toilet but then I remembered the toilets were on strike, so my
foot was still on fire, but it had spread so now my butt was on
fire, so I just fell down and the house caught on fire and my
legs burnt off and I crawled out of the house but I crawled too
far and I got run over a couple times so I was splattered in the
street and on fire, then these seagulls come and peck my face
off but they catch on fire too and they fly away and land in a
tree which catches on fire and it burns and it falls on me and
so I've been smashed my a few cars and a tree, my face and legs
are gone, and I'm on fire. Then the dudes came to clear the tree
with their tractors and so they accidentally scrape half of my
carcass from the road, so now along wiht everything else I'm split
in half, then they take me to the landfill and then these rodents
of all kinds come and gnaw at me until I am nothing but bones,
which wither away because they are exposed to the elements. Now
if all this really happened, how am I still able to type? And
why am I telling you this? Is this your idea of a sick twisted
joke? What will
happen if I pour a little bit of wood polish into my fish tank
every day? How about windex? Can I send
you my teeth? Fine! That's
it! I'm leaving! I don't know why I even bother! Why do I even
bother? The heck with you! The heck with all of you! Why am i
frightend? Having read
your latest batch of questions I have some of my own. 1) What
kind of person would date a guy called Capsy? 2) Of those people
how many people would be dumb enough to sleep with him through
their own volition? 3) Is a sock monkey necessarily the best person
to ask about contraception? 4) Did you give DemoniCat stinky monkey
butts because she was an Eejit or because she tried to steal your
name? 5) Did you forget about me or are you just in the process
of trying to? - Mzebonga So, if you
know about the two titles problem, why aren't you doing anything
about it, huh? - Mzebonga Do you have
any real problems with the Reverend Lionel Stomach answering questions
on BogGoblin? I mean, do you think we're trying to copy you? The
reason I asked is because some inbred thinks we should suck bull's
ass for copying you... I just wondered what you thought. My defence
is that I found this site in a search to find out how to make
the Rev's section functional. Perhaps it's not much of a defence,
but I'd like it to be heard. I don't like being called a thief.
Do you? - Mzebonga What good
are the lilies now? FartMonkey I looked
at the picture from the box... I'd like to say you have very ncie
furniture. I'd also like to ask if those Veggie Burgers are nice
and if they come included for the $10? - Mzebonga If you are
the queen, and you die, your oldest child takes over being king
or queen or whatever, right? So what if you have twins? Dc, What
happens if you weld the ends of two guns together and fire them
at the same time? Will the results be cool, require hospitalization,
or both? FartMonkey How come
everybody says I should stop eating Mercury? It's so fun. It just
rollllss right arounddddddd and makes yyour brrain dannnnceeeeeeeeen
fffunnnnyyyyyyyyyyymonkeyyyeeeeeyyyyyyy Hey, I'm
seeing two of your titles. SHould I send you stuff saying it happens? What causes
bad breath? How do I get rid of bad breath? Is bad breath making
everybody go away? How come nobody else is here? Do they have
bad breath? Where are they? Do their pets have bad breath? Can you
repeat the part with the stuff about all the things? Vista (stealing
a Homer quote) How was
your trip? Vista I certainly
hope you spell Labour with a 'u' ... Labour Day ... Labor Day--which
one looks more messed? Vista i haven't
been here in a while...why do I like to type?and why do I like
to sing?i can't figure out why...~SG* What's your
problem? Digest too much of your own little monkey turds? Or did
you suck off Sanimal? You little fart. You are nothing but a fart
and I am going to start sending you threatening messages. Unless
you secretly love me. Will you marry me? ok i was
lookin for one site and find this site,don't know how,but ummm.........no
to be mean or anythin but what is the point of this site,like
askin very ummmm.....lets say.........freaky questions? How freaking
long does it take you to update??? if croutons
are stale bread why do they come in air tight packages??? why do toasters
always have a setting that burns your toast in to a uneatable
crisp? Dc, we have
known eachother for a long time, and I think that now is the time
to begin our sexual relationships. -Miss Roger's Sweater Since skinny
people like to wear Spandex so much, they can, it's still gross,
but it's better than fat people wearing it. So here's my idea:
for fat people, I'm going to market Tractcon, which will keep
a thin layer of air between your rolls of fat and the actual material
so we don't have to see the perfect sillhouette of your blubber.
Not you, Dc, I mean fat people. Ok.FartMonkey HEY! You
freakin' monkey! What you doin' in my garage? Getcho ass outta
there! why are
they called stairs in side ......but steps out side? I start
school in 9 and a half hours. I am all set my bag has fresh duct
tape on it and I am ready to go. I just moved to California and
am starting a new school. Sadly enough It is a private school.
My last High school was public. I loved it their, but i couldent
stand living with my dad. So I am here with my mom. I miss geting
stoned with my friends, and this new school already seems to suck.
To many rules. I had to rip my sublime patch off my bag. So life
here is better thain life with my dad. I still miss my friends.
What should I do.--Depressed at 10:00pm "Nameless" My room
is full of ants and spiders. Should I kill them all, or feed them
with muy own blood? So, do you
have copyriight on "X" or am I free to play my Xylophone
and watch Xena or X-Men? - Mzebonga Why do people
buy shampoo when real poo is free??? I have invented
the first gasoline-powered guided-missile-launching machine gun.
Want me to send you one? I will also send you a small water gun,
so you can have a 'fair' duel with Sanimal, who is so dumb he
won't know that he is holding a small plastic water gun. FartMonkey Exactly
how much equipment must I purchase to keep my fish alive? FartMonkey What? Oh,
that's it, I'm fucking your stupid monkey ass. -Fido Dido Is it me
or are those sailor uniforms from most anime a little too short?When
the stretch you can almost see up their shirts!Ugh.....And aren't
those skirts a little short too?Im a big anime fan but it's disturbing......-Skittles Ok first
question in a long time from me. Do you feel this 80's craze of
Care Bears and Strawberry Shortcake is a direct effect of the
Brittney Spears Pespi commerical?--Mistofflies Are nuns
really that scary in that if you see two of them on the street
in your car, you should lock the doors immediately? McDiablo Oh my, I
started college today. I haven't done any school work in a year...how
do you write an essay?? McDiablo Should I
adopt one of those cute little kitties that were shown on the
news? McDiablo I think
I'll be doing a LOT of writing assignments in school. This will
certainly up my insanity and stress levels ... is it stressing
to be insane, or insane to be stressing?? McDiablo Ok, so this
is my story... I couldn't get a job in my hometown (not because
I'm too stupid or anything, but beceuse there aren't any for ppl
like me - who don't know somebody who knows somebody who owns
a firm or something), so I had to move to another town. So I moved
in a completely unknown town, I live in a small place with no
refrigerator, tv or anythinf for entertainment and I have an older
roommate (who appeared out of nowhere last night about 11 PM).
The work I have to do for now is just sit around and wait for
time to pass, maybe browse the net... When I finish "working"
I go home and stare at the walls or walk around town to see if
i can get lost (couldn't achieve that on Monday). I think it's
horrible! If at least I had something to do! I need advice. (Omuletzu) any ways
to fill the void after quitting cocain? What's in
the box? What IS in the BOX? - Fido Dido could dc
also stand for dork child??
Does Diet
Dr. Pepper really taste like regular Dr. Pepper?--InsaneLane If you covered
your keyboard in peanut butter and then placed chocolate chips
on each key, would you be driven to eat as you type?--InsaneLane Where can
I purchase an authentic British Tea Cup?--InsaneLane Why are
girls' shoes always white and pink, white and pale blue or white
and yellow? What if I want a pair of black, like ALL BLACK, shoes?
Vista But mommy,
I don't want to go to school today. Can I stay home and bake cookies
with you?? Vista You know,
it's kind of odd because before I found out about this site, my
friend and I would say, "That sucks monkey bum". Seeing
that you have a stinky monkey bum award, did you happen to over
hear our little saying and steal it? Or are we all just so ingenious
that we pulled the 'great minds think alike' trick? Vista why do rich
people smell like rancid beef stains? ~DAmbro~ why don't
u have miss piggy in ur porno? There is
this girl that always uses my name at the end of a sentence, i.e.
"Alright, Eric." "Thanks, Eric." "Thank
you for calling, Eric." "Talk to you later, Eric."
I'm confused as to why she does this. Any thoughts? Why doesn't
hair grow right behind your ears? FartMonkey A group
of seven stray cats wandered into my house this morning. I want
to make their stay as nice as possible, what with the cats taking
over the world thing and all. Do you know their food preferences?
FartMonkey Ever meet
a chicken named Rudy?FartMonkey Do you know
that song? Don't you hate that song? Kick the radio! Down with
government!FartMonkey do you ever
feel like mash in you key board over someones head ? Why the
hecklesville am I so tired? McDiablo Would you
like to meet Miss Roger's Sweaters' aunt, also known as sistah-B?
McDiablo Have you
tried Blue Pepsi, Mountain Dew Code Red or Vanilla Coke? McDiablo dang i keep
forgetting to come here.. are you enjoying the back to school
season? - Miss Roger's Sweater i went to
a Jewel concert last weekend, i've lost all punk rock credibility
haven't i? - Miss Roger's Sweater the richmond
campus has 3 levels, but the langley campus only has two, the
surrey on has multiple buildings with two levels, how much does
it suck that i have to drive to all those in a week? - Miss Roger's
Sweater i think
that McDiablo's and my Lit teacher is a dork, what do you think?
- Miss Roger's Sweater If someone
you didn't like at all gave you a invitation to a party or something,what
would you do?-Skittles Do you ever
drink carbonated drinks? Why or why not? Does it
hurt if a man who has been sexually active - abstinates from sex
for a long period? - PK Our boss
leaves petty, spiteful notes full of fake cheer and thinly veiled
threats that pretend to be for everybody but are usually a way
of publicly humiliating individuals. Everybody is terrorized by
it. I told them to quit reading the stupid shit and then they
wouldn't even know or care. They always seem so stunned by the
suggestioin. Everybody at the house I used to work at seemed stunned
that people actually feed into that shit.You don't need to read
the thing to know what's going on, you just skim it a couple of
times a week for your name and what's going on that day. Why can't
the people at this house figure the shit out? Would you
please remind me telepathically to grab some BIOHAZARD stickers
for you tomorrow? I have stamps now so I can send them. I have
them on my phone and computer and they are fantastic. --Enfante
Terrible Argh! I
want a refund! I'm not satisfied with the answer I got from you!
Why? Because there aren't any coloured noodles in Romania! If
you'll send me some, maybe... Oh! Almost forgot! New development
in my situation: in the future I'll have 2 roommates. 3 ppl in
2 beds! Isn't that nice? Need better advice! (Omuletzu) i found
a lot of dead batteries in my room while cleaning it, i feel bad
for throwing them out cuz there is still a wee bit of life in
them.. what do you think of the whole situation? - Miss Roger's
Sweater my tummy
is growling.. what do i feed it? - Miss Roger's Sweater clicky pens..
good/bad? - Miss Roger's Sweater should i
jump at the chance to spend the afternoon with my mommy? or should
i just roll over and go back to sleep? - Miss Roger's Sweater Who the
hell used my name to ask a question? The one that said "What?
Oh, that's it, I'm fucking your stupid monkey ass. -Fido Dido"..
I don't suppose you might have their ip address? - Fido Dido PS
- What's the deal with the letter "j"? I am wearing
my overalls today. I haven't worn them in some time ... do you
think they are glad that I saved them from the depths of my closet,
or will they try to kill me in my sleep when I take them off?
McDiablo How come
even when I write something on my hand (so I'll remember to do
it), I STILL forget it? McDiablo Don't you
hate it when someone is sitting there practically reading over
your shoulder? McDiablo Why is it
that when you have a song stuck in your head, it's usually a song
you dislike? McDiablo Do you like
Space Ghost? What are
you going to do with those ceramic poodles now that grandma is
sleeping? Do you know
how to levitate? The cat
has become sneaky. It has tried to kill me twice this weak. While
driveing home frome school my car staled 4 times. I am positive
its the cats fault. Then Yesterday morning I woke up and went
for some breakfest. I usualy eat without my contacts on, lets
just say I cant see with out them. But I had to go to the bathroom.
So I put my contacts on. When I walked into the kitchen the floor
was coverd with forks and double side tape. An obvious bobytrap
layed by The Cat. I am afraid for my life. Now I sleep with my
door closed and locked. What should I do? "Nameless" Are u gay
or are u married with kids? How do
u get a male to get on a hard and keep it hard for longer then
5 minutes? Do u know
where all my bras are? AM I pretty
and sexy? I'm 20 year
old female from P.Nth, N.Z, and i am sick n tried of putting up
with all the abuse and shit that comes with it from every male
i go out with, but my question is what do I look for in a guy
to find out if he is right for me or not. I'm in need of help
dude! Is it bad
that I woke up at 11am and think, "Man, I majorly slept in!"??
Vista What do
you think of when you hear the name Manfred Goring? Vista Should I
leave my brother home alone and hope he doesn't burn the house
down? Vista Why in Gods
name do we fall in love with the wrong people. I mean why could
I not find a person who dones't have the mattuiry of a 60 year
old. I am young and I want to party. AHHHH--Mistofflies what does
kai mean in japanese Revvy Rev
here - Are you allergic to latex condoms due to too much alcohol
going through your blood stream? Hopefully you're only allergic
during the new moon phase, otherwise you might as well be a greasy
Roman crackah. Who the
hell said breakfast was the most important meal of the day? Vista Do you like
to imitate accents from different countries? I find great delight
in doing this. Vista Last night,
i dreamt i was eating a big juicy steak! it was so raw and the
blood was still dripping from it...what does THAT mean? i don't
eat beef! - SiNiSTaR One day,
you'll run out of answers. Then what? - SiNiSTaR On a scale
of Greatness (rating from George W Bush to the omniscient force
which created this earth) where to the following people rate:
1) JCP 2) You 3) Me 4) Sally 5) Anastacia - the cat not the singer
6) The guy you invented the flushable toilet - Mzebonga Ive been
waiting for freaking ages for this package to come from my grandmother
who lives overseas. It was supposed to be a birthday present but
my birthday's in June, and now its September! Wheres my package?
I really want whats in it! - Waxter Guess what
I have! Go on guess! Its not physical and its not an emotion.
Can you guess? - Waxter What's the
speed of dark? one time
i farted in a jar and i sat in the back window of the car for
weeks in the hot sun. would you smell it? last night
i asked my gf this "if a stuck my dick up your moms ass and
then i came home and got you to suck on it,would you?" she
said it was sick .....so i asked her if she would even if there
was shit and corn on it.then i had a big loughing attack it was
fukin funny do you think so? How do you
make a monkeys chain My maths
and english exams are on Friday the 13th . . . . should I be scared
of failing? - Fish Why dont
sheep shrink in the rain? The Cheese Mister Are all
blondes stupid?Even non-natural blondes?Why are blondes stupid?AM
I stupid?(Im blonde)-The Cheese Mister where is
my monkey? Who will
win the superbowl this year, and what is the reasoning behind
this conclusion? why do betta
fish, which are supposed to eat the plant and clean their own
bowl, need fed and the bowl needs cleaned? yesterday
mr.bungle told me bout the sercret stash..hmmm?? were can
i find pictures of monkeys flinging shit wassup DC man,
are you married and do have a girl friend, how old are you? this morning
i woke up and stuck my cock in my gf's face and she woke up and
got all flusterd and she said "how would you like it if i
did that to you" and then she bit my nutsac it really hurt.
so the question is .............................. ..................................do
you eat 1.69 big macs on tuesday? Hi DC I'm
back from my trip and had alot of fun. I went to Penang and Singapore.
I had alot of fun shopping , I think that I could shop till I
drop. My question is why? I just love it, I can't get enough of
shopping. Even better in foriegn countries because things are
cheaper and you can buy more. It must be a girl thing. Anyways
good to catch up, Sally Should we
consider the anal to be an exit or an entry? if you got
really really drunk, would you have unprotected sex with SAnimal?
how about for oh, say, $1,000,000,000,000,000,000? who do you
think is smarter, SAnimal or dubya? Was it there?
Should i move it, where should it go? DC, sometimes
my cat farts and it is very offensive to my nose. what should
i change in his diet to overcome this problem? - SiNiSTaR My little
sister is SO annoying!She carves things into the soap and digs
her fingers into it,and when I try to tell her something she gets
mad and starts to scream and attack everyone and everything.And
when I do something,it gets worse.What should I do to make her
stop?-Skittles why is it
taking me so long to wake up? - Miss Roger's Sweater lit class
or stay in bed for a long time? - Miss Roger's Sweater it's 9:20am
and my house is empty. was it the darn aliens again? i mean..
what aliens? - Miss Roger's Sweater I'm worried
about the letter "j".. It doesn't appear to be doing
much at all.. Is it only waiting for it's moment to pounce? Is
it going to kill us all? - Fido I have a
pet comb named Steve....He has a googly eye....he hasn't been
moving and he hasn't said anything to me in weeks....Whats happening?Is
he dead?Whats wrong with him!?-Skittles what do
magic shrooms look like and where to i go to get then and now
that they are the right magic shorrms Space Ghost
is a cartoon. Remember Brak and Zorak? I almost broke my head
from the stress of laughing so hard at the episode when Brak sang
Mr. Tambourine Man. Did you see it? Give me
a good reason not to hate you for not answering the questions
(my question) for so long!! Argh! (Omuletzu) what is
nirvana Why the
hell did you have to hide my bra's into the wall for? Am I insane
to come to theinsanedomain.com or is it that I'm a weird person?
Be truefull to me PLEASE dude.
All this
school work is making me think way too much and is resulting in
making me feel a little bit nutty. What should I do? McDiablo Why didn't
my dad's car pass Air Care? Why Why Why???? McDiablo Do sock
monkeys, like all monkeys, like bananas? McDiablo how can
i learn to talk very sexualy to my mate you know dirty nasty talking I just pulled
out a tooth and nobody else knows yet. What is the best practical
joke you can think of so that I could use it? I was thinking I
could get someone to hit me, act suprised, and spit it in their
face. Any better ideas? Will you join
RABUS? It stands for Revolt Against the Blonde and Utterly Stupid.
It's a very chairtable organization all of our money goes straight
to us. Because revolting is very money consuming.-Retarded Monkey
Queen have u ever
wanted to be a girl so u wont have to be kicked in the balls? Does Marilyn
Manson like cheese? where can
i find a site to download the cky movies how come
you make people wait for an answer???
Oh,sorry..Its
not annoying if you carve into soap...Its olny annoying when my
sister does it.I don't have any glue..or peanuts...Sad huh?But
we have plenty of soap...Should I like melt it or something and
hide it in her pillow?Or should I put Nair hair remover into her
shampoo?-Skittles Do you watch
the brak show?Or Aqua Teen Hunger Force?-Skittles What must
one do to get the onion smell off of their fingers? McDiablo How dorky
am I that I watched a show today about video games? McDiablo My new dictionary
defines everything from 'one-night stand' to 'fuck'. My question
is, now that I, and my family, are dumbstruck by this dictionary,
will my respect for thesaurus' diminsh? McDiablo Why the
hell did I write 'diminish' up there? Am I trying to sound edumacated
or something??? McDiablo last night
i watched "what lies beneath" at a friend's house..
is it bad that when i got home i ran all the way to the front
door and fumbled with my keys trying to get in.. or am i just
one big sissy? - Miss Roger's Sweater i think
my mom is devising a plan to take over the world, what do you
think? - Miss Roger's Sweater is it bad
that i went to the library yesterday, and when they closed i wasn't
finished my writing so i finished it in my car while the library
employees all drove away? - Miss Roger's Sweater is McDiablo's
and my psychology teacher related in any way to Dr.Evil? cuz i
think he might be.. -Miss Roger's Sweater If you could
be a CD, which one would you be? - Fido Dido Hi i've
just discovered u 2day hooray. i'm from england .i ask question
- this guy from my school threw a rock at my house. what should
i do? i tried looking 4 a site on how to make a voodoo doll but
i cant find one.help!!! from randy mandy Do you have
pictures of a guitar with its parts labled? We're both
demons,right?!?! So answer me this: Tenchi's not gonna go 4 that
stupid princess is he?He's gonna fall 4 me,right/ -Ryoko When will
you answer my question?(sent 9/16/02) -Ryoko I like K'Nex...I
built a scythe,2 daggers,a sword and 5 butcher knives outta K'Nex..Cool
huh?~SG* Will Sarah
ever leave me the fuck alone? My brother
knew what country Giza was in. Should I be proud of him? Vista Sarcophagus,
anyone? Vista Would you
want to be immortal? Vista Why is tendonitis
such a b with an itch? - Miss Roger's Sweater Ahhhhhh...
the joy of not doing anything and getting paid! And the pain of
it... It's like school again! And it's only Tuesday. It'll get
worse, then better, then worse again. Is this how life is supposed
to be? I'm used to nobody giving a shit about what I do! (That's
why I don't usually do what I should - I do what I like - Me,
me, me, only me! Is that natural? Am I normal?) I found another
course to read, though I don't understand it, it gives us the
impression that they don't pay me for sleeping in my chair. Everybody's
gone now... busy, guess I could just go home and they wouldn't
notice. I hate this and it doesn't make any sense for me. This
is a family firm - 5 sets of relatives work here (father and son,
husband & wife...)! Hate it! And I can't make it work! A few
months of learning, he said, 2-3! I dont't know if I can take
3 months of this - they have better things to do that show me
what I have to do to learn. He just hired me because he had to
and now I feel bad for not doing anything for him? Is he doing
anything for me? I want to complain when I get home, but I can't
- it just feels too good to be home again. A week ago I felt like
asking: "Can't you just give me the stuff i have to learn
and send me home to do it?" They even took my computer (not
mine, but the one I was working on). I had stuff saved there!I
had the course there! There are other computers, but I won't ask
them to put the course on one of them... I want to see when they
wake up! He said - "The only trouble you can get into is
if 2 months pass and you're not finished with the course!"
Well? We'll see about that! I've been here for 2.5 hours and I
still have about 4 to stay. What if I write on this "question"
all this time? It'll be like a novel. I can't believe I started
with "Ahhhhhh... the joy of..."!!! There's no joy! Only
pain! I could be doing something useful or something I like instead
of this... nothing! Why is time passing so inconstant? The good
moments are short and the bad ones are infinite! I suppose that's
my fault too! Is it my fault that there are no jobs for people
like me in this country? My fault too that if you want a job you
have to pay or know someone powerful? Am I responsible for all
the corruption in this country? Can I change anything? Will I
ever make a difference? Will I ever do what I like? Will I live
forever, or die poor and sick and with no friends? I just wanna
know, but I don't trust the crystal ball! Don't use that shitty
trick on me! Just tell me I'm a pathetic loser and it'll never
get better... or tell me how to make it better. (And no coloured
noodles, please, or you may have me on your counscience...) (Omuletzu) This is
not a question. It's a protest! I don't like that you people changed
the colour of the good question award. Red doesn't bother me,
but it makes the award less visible. (Omuletzu) didn't you
know that 'dubya' is george 'dubya' bush? anywhoo, would you have
unprotected sex with SAnimal and his grandmother for $0.94? -
SiNiSTaR Actually,
do you have a list of sexual favours you specialise in and the
price range? thanks, SiNiSTaR If you were
a mouse, would you like to be called a pointing device? (Omuletzu) I think
I'm a class act. What do you think? - Mzebonga Where is
the "ANY" button on my keyboard? - Wiki Are you
my friend?I dont have many friends...I'd give you $10 or more,but
I can't seem to find my wallet...-Skittles |
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I've
decided that it's time for another one of those long rambling
questions that appear to go nowhere and have some sort of mild
punchline at the end but really only every deserve you wrath.
I say this because I've noticed since you've harshened your rules
concerning long rambling and numerous qustions, there have been
a sharp downturn in the quantity of shitty questions that amuse
and I think it's to the detriment of this feature. Sure, there's
still and abundance of shitty questions, but on the most part
they appear to be little more than just that, shitty. See, most
of the comedy of this section is contained within the question
and occasionally within the answer. Not to do a disservice to
your answers because, if they were truly turd, none of us would
come back. But it's the sad case like, for example, Fido Dido,
who comes up with some passingly vulgar and ridiculous comment
which you promptly dismiss and suggest some equally ridiculous
alternative so the comedy is more laughing at the pitiful question
rather than laughing at the absurdity of the answer. Where was
I? Oh, yeah... Rambling questions... So, i figured that it was
time to resurrect rambling questions to the good of TheInsaneDomain
and it's consumers. Because, I read the whole "Dude Where's
My Car/September 11th" scenario question last year and, while
it was rambling, stupid and absurd, I can't help feeling somewhat
rewarded by getting to the end of it alive. And, frankly, the
name of the film "Dude Where's My Car" is, in itself
a source of very exquisite comedy. So, what I'm saying, at some
point in this long rambling bullshit is that, because of "Dude
Where's My Car" the long rambling question should not be
resurrected and anyone trying to ask a long rambling question
should be hung, drawn and quartered like Mel Gibson in Braveheart.
Wouldn't you agree? - Mzebonga