My
sis (skittles) want's to know what JCP means,...what's it mean?(she
asked the question bout god and goddess of death)...~SG* You are so
sexy when you tell people off. How did you ever survive high school
without killing yourself? In our country (Cheney/Bush Inc.) they
pipe oderless, poison gas into the ventilation systems of the schools
that cause suicidal impulses when you're too honest or simply think
too much. I had to smoke a lot of pot and read Kurt Vonnegut or
Hunter Thompson through most of my classess not to surrender to
the hot, poison air. Were your schools any kinder or did you have
to have a tracheotomy piped into a secret oxygen vest to preserve
your brain? How did you
go about becoming a vegetarian? Was it gradual like beef, then poultry
etc.. or all at once? I think I remember that you are not vegan
but, what do think about veganism? Thank you for not eating meat. Is the old
hindu woman who collects deposit bottles with a shopping cart from
my neighborhood an agent of the old monk that gives me riddles and
grins at me in my recurring dreams? I'm thinking this because sometimes
he shows up sitting in a grocery cart that rolls along by itself. How old were
you when you first tripped on a) acid and b) shrooms? And please
don't lie and say you've never tripped at all because nobody is
going to believe that shit. Even if you "haven't" I would
greatly appreciate it if you would "lie" and give us a
number. Please and thank you, most illustrious sock monkey. Do you support
free psychadelics dispensers in the schools or do you think that
rigorous testing is in order before kids should be allowed to participate,
like an honors society? And why? (40 bonus points) Can you tell, or
concoct a predominate suspicion, that one person is asking a particular
set of questions if they do not use a nickname? If so, what leads
to your conclusion or suspicion? Jamie The
Transvestite gave me a pill and a purple, plastic mushroom cap with
orange spots grew on my head. I peeled it off and bit it because
it was the kind of consistency, between wax candy and a pen cap
that a person might be neurotically attracted to chew. This lasted
about an hour or two, I'm not sure,-- time was all fucked up. What
do think She gave me? (10 points) Read any Lovecraft
or Crowely? Why are George
W. Bush's eyes so close together? And what the hell is with that
idiotic smirk he always has on his face? - Waxter I really want
to join your community by putting up a link to the insane domain
on my web site, but there is one problem. I don't have a website,
and don't know how to make one. What should I do? - Waxter Did you ever
like music that you are now embarrassed to admit that you liked
and, of course, what was it? They say that when
a tree falls in a forest, and there is no one around to hear it,
there is no sound. But, going on that same logic, that would mean
that if there is no one to see the tree fall, it doesn't actually
fall. So that just defeats the point of the phrase. So basically,
the phrase is "if no trees fall in a forest, and no one is
around to see or hear the nonevent of nothing falling, then nothing
happens" What do you think of that? Isn't philosophy just stupid?
- Waxter This rich,
suburban business asshole pushed in front of me at the public market,
exposing his sweaty, post work-out, wreaking, stinking armpit directly
to my face as he yabbered loudly into his cell-phone with his other
hand. I told him, loudly to his face, "You fucken stink!",
and stormed off in disgust. What else might you have done? If you pissed
on your money would you still spend it? How many jism
particulates do you reckon travel about on the average dollar bill? What percent
of all cash, world-wide, would you guess has been used, at least
once, to pay a prostitute? How many new
mattresses per million do you think were actually screwed on by
some factory or outlet worker before being purchased as new? Who deserves
a slower, more painful death, Celine Dion or Britney Spears--and
why, if you will? Who deserves
the slowest, most painful death of all time, and please describe
it all in vivid detail? Have you read
"Everything You Know Is Wrong" from the good folks at
Disinformation? Have you seen
the movie, "Koyanasquatsi"? Eighteen primary,
polyp coordinates converge at the time-rectum between this universe
and the first five layers of Cat Space. After the vessel is released
into the next dimension, and immediatley covered by "quantum
sand" from the next, there is a warp, implying gravitational
pull and thus a quintuppple dimensional body orbiting the portal.
Do you think that Dr. Flabby The Tabby was correct in his hypothesis
that these bodies are sentient and somehow "responsible"
for fluxuations in the flow of interdimensional trade, or do you
believe, as the maverick Dr. Mr. Whiskers, that the bodies once
hosted life but, died out eons ago and only appear sentient because
of the half-life of their radioactive egos? Out of adversity
comes what? Can you fix
a garbage disposal with a spoon and a broken N'Sync cd or is that
just an urban myth? im so insulted
that you grouped up all the questions and didnt answer any. i really
wanted answers to some of them!! would you at least answer them
now? -Bearded- I noticed that you
actually have a way to send you money on this site. A proper, real,
legit way! I never realized that. Does anyone ever actually use
it and send you money? - Waxter And out of
intrest, how often do people actually order snail mail? I'm trying
to decide if I should or not. Help me decide - Waxter why did a
guy just steal my hairband, then click enter twice? Tell me he is
an asshole and i'll tell him back. DC i love
you. other than sending you money what can i do to make you love
me? and please don't tell me that there is nothing else i could
do. some bitch I'm trying
my hand at alchemy. But I can't for the life of me figure out how
to turn mushy brown bananas into gold. The instructions that came
with the kit don't really cover this topic. Can you help? do you by
any chance know what OPOPANAX means? i've looked it up in all my
frikken dictionaries, can;'t find it anywhere.-marissa so dc, i'm
gonna get the t shirt made if you remember what i'm talking about
if i sebd you a pic, would you post it on site? marissa Don't you
think it's anoying when you get new clothes and wear them for the
first time and people say " OH are they new clothes "
even thought they know for a fact that they are?, and the same thing
goes when you get a hair cut or something like that - dane Do I ask too
many questions? Did
you know that the word CUNT means Cant Understand Normal Thinking?
That said, am I a cunt? LubisKo It's true,
isn't it? The dolphins really are after me. Ever since I went to
Sea World when I was 5 and was bitten at the "pat the dolphin"
stand, they have all been after me. What should I do? Feed them
puffer fish? Or should I just prevent them leaving the planet shortly
before it is destroyed by the Vogons, thereby changing the future
so succinctly outlined in the bible of insanity? - Fish Do you prefer
to have the toilet paper going over or under the roll? I always
have to have it going over and I get really pissed off if it goes
under. - Waxter I know you
live in Canada, but can you guess what country I live in? And what
countries outside of Canada have you been to? - Waxter Whats with
all these dumb "romantic comedies"? They are all exactly
the same! Girl meets boy, girl falls in love with boy, but boy doesnt
fall in love with girl so girl works hard and boy eventually falls
in love with girl (you can reverse the sexes if you want a slightly
varied plot). I just read
your warning to Dane and Bearded. I couldn't help but chuckle. Do
you want me to bitch slap them a few times for you? McDiablo I went to
the Vans Warped Tour yesterday. There were many bands there and
what not and lots to do....so why did some people chose to go there
and sleep? McDiablo Got a cure
for a sunburn? McDiablo I'm sun burnt
on my face...know any ways to stop the redness?-Feckur Ice Cream
or Sherbet?-Feckur Who is dane,
and why the heck does he keep asking so many questions? - R My mom for
some reason laughs when I tell her that I want to have a tea party!
If I am ninteen and want to have a tea party (a real one) would
that be alright with you? I am going
to University in the fall, and I am going to live on campus, what
would you suggest, are some absolute essentials that I must bring
with me? - R My sister
giggles everytime she engages in conversation with males, is there
a cure for such diseases? - R My friend
was so psyched about Warped Tour, now that the day has past, is
there life for her afterwards? - R i see you.
i look straight into your unwavering gaze and am immediately thrown
into this dark abyss. torid waters throw me and threaten my life
but you save me with your words. you speak and i am brought to the
surface. all is calm now. what do you say? Is the myth
about dopplegangers true? The myth says that if two dopplegangers
(people who look, act etc exactly the same) ever meet, it will be
the end of the world. Is it true? - Waxter How do you
know the answers to all these questions? - Waxter Who names
the ingreadiants in those products from chemists? I mean, they can't
be real! Diaclozine? Trimoxidlilyhydropinnnnnnq? Gillio-plorine?
What the hell is that? They say, "Now with extra Beta-hydroxy!"
They could say anything, and it would make no difference, no one
knows what it means! It must be made up! So who actually makes up
these outlandish names? - Waxter Why do people
always ask me for ID? It's like they are relying on me to prove
to them that it's me. Cant they just look and see that it's me?
And besides, if they really want proof, shouldn't there be some
third party involved? For all they know, I could be lying and I'm
not actually me. There's some food for thought. - Waxter Who the hell
is that Yankee Doodle guy? I mean, why is he going to town on a
pony, why does he bother to stop and pick up a feather, and WHY
THE F@#$ DOES HE CALL IT MACARONI?!?!? Who the hell calles a feather
"macaroni" for christ sake?!? - Waxter Dang it! Why
wasn't there a booth? Why Why Why???? McDiablo Does everyone
own that shirt? McDiablo Can I still
bitch slap Dane and Bearded? Wanna help?? McDiablo Why doesn't
my dad wear his glasses? Vista Gonzo is still
mad at me. What did I do? Vista Have you ever
watched the Anne of Green Gables films? Vista I'm scared
to ask four questions in fear that you will shut down this section.
What is an appropriate amount of questions to ask? Vista I keep forgetting
to come back here and ask questions.. is it cuz i'm too busy drinking
slurpees? should i seek some professional help? - MIss Roger's Sweater at warped
tour i met Narduwar.. and got his autograph, how cool is that? -
Miss Roger's Sweater I broke my
g-string on my guitar yesterday..do you think that's funny? - Miss
Roger's Sweater Do you like
Deadsy?aren't they cool?I love Elijah ^_^~SG* my mom downloads
more mp3s than i do, is this wrong? - Miss Roger's Sweater i'm watching
a documentary about mascots for companys like the koolaid guy, jack
from jack in the box etc.. should i get a life? - Miss Roger's Sweater so dc what
is it like to be dc i mean i am not you so i would like to know
what makes you tick once so what is it like to be DEMON CHILD !!!!!
- butthead Way to go
DC! Those people that asked 20 or so questions each time were getting
annoying... I love you... Do you want rampant sex with me? I will
stroke your tail until your orgasms will create such a well of good
karma, that several million people in New York City spontaneously
combust... - Fido Dido Do you love
me, DC? - Fido Dido What happens
when you touch together the blue wire and the red wire? Fartmonkey Tell me this:
When you go crazy, they put you in a straightjacket so you can't
strangle people or stab yourself, right? So why don't I put bentjackets
on the market so sane people will be forced into them by insane
people so they will go crazy and be forced to stab themselves, etc.?
Fartmonkey My dog keeps
licking his arms, is this normal? Fartmonkey Is there a
world record for most number of swear words in one sentence? If
you know, who holds it? Fartmonkey What do you
to do people who taunt you? Fartmonkey And my last
question, which is an actual meaningful question: Is there an actual
number of questions that you have in mind before you become angry?
Referring to the warning for dane, bearded, etc. for asking too
much? FartMonkey okay fine...
since you have to cope with so much, i sympathize and will make
life just a little easier for you. does that make you happy? -Bearded- i know this
is corny, but just gimme a straight answer...do you believe in soulmates?
and if you did, how would you know he/she is yours? -Bearded- Last time
I asked you about what I should bring to University with me in the
fall, and you suggested an "insanity pack." Now my question
is, what would one find in an "insanity pack" ? If I am legallly
blind and have no way of getting out of my house, and I am so gee
golly darn bored of T.V. and books what should I do? What happens
if I consume an entire bottle of cough syrup at once? FartMonkey DC, who is
your celebrity crush? Vista Is there anyone
you'd like to middle finger right now? Vista There is a
red scrunchie on the floor. Should I pick it up and fling it at
someone or just leave it there? Vista ***IMPORTANT
QUESTION HAVING TO DO WITH SENDING YOU GIFTS AND MONEY****I tried
to send you five American dollars-cash- in the snail mail disuised
as an exquisite handmade invitation to an Asian wedding. It came
back stamped "return to sender with "no such company"
handwritten on it. I am glad to say that the cash was still inside
but, when I checked the address back to where you tell us to, I
had addressed it correctly. I do not have a credit card for paypal.
I was even considering sending you that Disinformation book. What
am I going to do now? Laugh My Ass
Off @ you DC, why don't you want us to ask lots of questions?, on
the title page it says go ask questions untill your k-board breaks
- dane Were you a
fan of New Kids On The Block? I wasn't concious enough in that era
to have musical tastes...-Atlas OK DC I promise
I will not ask ten thousand questions every page, does that please
you? - dane I am currently
making a web site would you like to see it when im finished? Im
not asking if i can post it here cause i know i cant im just asking
do you want to see it - dane Hey DC a qeestion
about making web sites what is the the html for this kind of box
i am filling out now cause I cant find it anywhere not a message
board or anything, how does this work?, does it get sent to your
email when we ask a question? - dane DC I will
not ask anymore questions untill you update the next new questions
part so i think I have only asked about 6 or so, are you proud of
me?, i know i asked that once before and you said i didnt do anything
for you to be proud of but now you do i am not going to ask a lot
of questions so are you proud of me DC? - dane Heheheheheh,
Ancient Egyptian people had such funny names. There was Sheshonq
(pronounced SHEE-shonk), and Amenemonet. There was even Neberkeperkepernewarakaouriamun.
Do you think that I should rename my pet rock Einstein (I called
him that because he beat me in an argument) one of these names?
- Fish Did you know
that the barnacle (an aquatic shellfish-like animal that anchors
itself to rocks and doesn't come off) has the biggest penis length
to body size ratio of any organism on the planet? A barnacle's penis
may be up to 8 cm long - up to 4 times the length of it's body!
On the subject, did you know that the word "dork" means
a whale's penis, and a "twit" is a pregnant goldfish?
So many useless facts. - Fish What's brown
and sticky? answer: a stick! You like? - Fish Sorry DC,
you got it wrong. I'm not from the UK. Wanna guess again? - Waxter What does
purple taste like? ~P.N. Have you seen
or read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? Can sock monkeys
get sunburns? How's your
mother? If theinsanedomain
was Fantasy Island would you say that JCP is to Mr. Roarke as you
would be to Tattoo? In other words, are you having sex with JCP? Do you speak
any languages other than English? Who would
you have play your part in a movie about your life? Who would you
have direct and write or would you do it yourself? Who would you
cast as other major characters from your life? If you could
leave this world and live in the world of a particular book or movie,
where would you go? Do you think
that the voices in your head might just be feedback from other people
talking to themselves, sort of like picking up bits of other people's
conversations on a cordless phone? my teacher
gave me these sunflower seeds when i left school, and i forgot about
them for a month or so until my mom took them and planted them next
to our water tank in front of a white wall. anyway, only one plant
grew, it grew to about 5 feet tall and huge sunflowers started blooming,
these big, unbelievably beautiful sunflowers surrounded by an old
rusty tank, a white wall and a drain, with no other plants by it.
they look so out of place there, they should be in a huge field
of sunflowers, in a place Faraway, a place not like here. and almost
evrytime i look at these sunflowers, i think of this place where
i would love to be, where the air is fresh and clean, and there
is no pollution. anyway, my question is, do you have anything,is
there anything in your life that reminds you of that place, that
world, when you look at it?-marissa why did my
tail fall off? oh sage, do
you read edgar allen poe? what is your favorite story of his? i
like The Raven and The Tell Tale Heart. but then again, who doesn't.-marissa. Is it possible
to get a cramp in the finger?Arm?And/or any other strange places
such as places other than legs?-Skittles the rain feels
so good on my skin. sliding down my face, my arms, my back; so fluid,
so natural. thinking it's just a dream i close my eyes... only to
then be hit by a passing mac truck. do you ever take moments like
these? there are
boys in the girls bathroom..explain the insanity of this? are you the
monkey god?if not, do you know were i could find him?my monkey suboobe
has lost faith If there were
a fag on your back would you beat 'em off?...gopostal Whats the
best way to kill yourself? - Fido Dido Do you love
me? If
I... Wait, what was the question? - Fido Dido You say your
ideal question limit is 3-5 questions...if I were to ask six would
you delete one, or take time out of your busy schedule to track
me down and rip out my lungs and play them like a bagpipe?FartMonkey I keep getting
advertisements for weight loss in my email. I am an underweight
teenager, thus these ads are severely unnecessary. What should I
do? I can't just ignore them because they clog up my mailbox, and
there's no way to unsubscribe! FartMonkey How much is
an insanity pack, and where do I send the money too? - R What is your
opinion on the Boy Scout leader in the U.S. who was dared to dress
up as a Girl Scout and sell cookies door to door? Have you ever
seen the daytime soap Passions? Most of my friends feel that it
is tragically pathetic, but I feel that it is rather a profound
satire of the over dramatic soap opera. I mean wouldn't you enjoy
the antics of that delightul little doll turned boy Timmy and his
Princess Tabatha entertaining? Could you not appreicate that good
Charity is in a block of ice and that the evil one is trying to
siduce Miguel into sleeping with her so he will go too hell? Considering
that D.C. and Ed the sock are so witty and intellegent (of course
D.C. is much the more wiser) do they chill together in their spare
time? Does Shakespeare
float your boat, ring your bell, sing your song, read your book,
brush your teeth, tie your shoes, melt your butter, tick you tock,
or bake your cake? I have this
odd addiction to the supply store STAPLES. Often I have been known
too frolic the iles prancing and dreaming that one day I could own
every pen/pencil/heighlighter/whiteout/post-it/indexcard/eraser/ruler/paper/notebook/binder/felt/pencilcrayon/whiteboard/tab/dictionary/thesuarse
known too human kind. I consider this quite healthy, but I just
don't know how too reach such a goal, what should my first step
be? - R Could you
do me a favor? Could you give me $5,000 (dude in Canadian) so I
could afford to go too University? - please? Where did
clowns come from? How much cocaine
do you think went into the inspiration behind the invention of spandex? Do you have
any sleep disorders? Any run-ins
with the scientologists lately? What's the
nastiest thing you've ever received in the mail? my lungs hurt
tonight, should i use my asthma inhaler or enjoy the pain? - Miss
Roger's Sweater do you know
where all the green slurpee straws go? there will be some for a
week and then for the next month or two it is lame colours like
blue, purple, pink, yellow.. - Miss Roger's Sweater What is your
medication schedule? today was
"operation t-shirt" maybe you can answer the question
that i wrote on my shirt.. "Where did i park?" - Miss
Roger's Sweater can breathing
in fabric paint cause lung pain 6 hours later? - Miss Roger's Sweater Can you recommend
a good religion? How about a hotel? Have you ever
listened to Art Bell? Why aren't
you having sex with JCP? Can cats tell
time? Are you just
a character invented by JCP? Did you know
that there is a glitch in the bible? In the Noah's Ark story, God
commands that 2 of every type of animal be brought onboard the ark
to prevent them from extinction. No mention is made of fish!!! Therefore,
when the flood came, it would either be salt or fresh water. If
it was salt water then all the fresh water fish would die, and vice
versa!!! The bible is advocating genocide!!! bastards!! Is it all
a conspiracy to destroy me and my friends? If so what should I do?
- Fish if winners
never quit and quitters never win, does that make people who never
quit and never win idiots? - Fish Can you make
your butt clap to the beat? why is there
air? This ad on
TV said the movie 'K-19: The Widowmaker' will not let your eyes
leave the screen. What happens when the movie is over? Will your
eyes still be glued to the credits?? McDiablo Whoa...that
was weird. Is your website possessed? McDiablo Do I HAVE
to take my sister and brother to the dentist? McDiablo Why make trillions
when we can make...billions? Dr. Evil Why does that
guy keep on winking at me? Vista Should I meet
a supposed rapist at the show? Vista Why dont'
you ever call? Vista which ocean
would i be able to find bearded clams in? do they taste good? what
do they look like? what do they smell like? and how? what would
you do if your son was home crying all alone on the bedroom floor
cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with
a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone somewhere smokin'
rock now in and out of lockdown, i ain't got a job now... so for
you this is just a good time... but for me this is what i call life??????????????
:( When are you
going to stop answering these pathetic questions and shut the hell
up? Do you like
to play stink finger? If so, why?...gopostal Why did YOU
cross the road ? Why ?... gopostal Keep this
in mind while reading my IMPORTANTquestion ! Lollypops are cheeper
while icecream is more enticing. In the ever changing world of child
molestation should I update to ice cream cones or stick to the good
'ol lollypop?...gopostal Can you fly? Have you practiced
your escape route? Do you have
to wear business-people, grown-up clothes to your job? Would you
call it a suit, uniform or costume? What do you
care about? I have a tendency
to assume that people who work on their tans and actually talk about
it out loud are fucken idiots. Am I being too harsh? why does EVERYBODY
follow those yellow lines on the road?even when there are no other
cars coming?weird My friends
keep giving me damn signs (like for sale signs and those blinky
things that are at construction sites). Should I put an electric
fence around my yard so they are unable to come in? McDiablo Want a Cherry
Blaster? Damn, these cherry blasters are sour...you sure you want
one? McDiablo What does
DC stand for? Haha, just kidding--I know what it means. Did I make
you shake your head in disgust? McDiablo If I have
a picture of someone who looks like a monkey butt, can I get a dino
head? R DC, what is
the html for this Q&A thing Im not going to steal you Q&A
thing i just want to know so i can do it for sendinf emails on ym
site and fuck it i dont know how , so could you be as kind to show
me how to do it pretty please? - dane why do they
call the president the leader of the free world when he is only
the leadrer of america? by the way with out hawaii and alaska is
smaller then australia, ha ha - dane ok ok those
are the onlt two questions im gonna ask for this Q&A so are
you proud of me now? - dane Why are there
so many fucking people out there determined to piss me off to the
piont of me killing them? LubisKo When I used
to ask loads of questions it was funny, right? Oh, and I told you
that All About was working again, yes? Am I really a deluded asshole?
- Mzebonga do you like
nachos?*hands you some nachos* ~SG* Hey DC i haven't
been on for awhile because my internet decided it hated me and went
'kaplooey!'. anyway it's fixed now and I just want to ask you, did
you miss me? and, what's new in your life? any sexual encounters?
- SiNiSTaR what can i
do about my insane jealousy of other people when they get good question
awards/good answer awards and i don't? I can't stand it!! >:[
- SiNiSTaR
why doesnt
anybody get awards anymore?? i vote this for the monkey butt award! does McDiablo
think he's really as funny as he thinks he is? -Bearded- Why don't
you just answer the fucking question? - Mzebonga Are the letters
x and z really necessary? FartMonkey Whatever happened
to Sk8erGecko and his quest to get a good answer award, Do you remember
him, and will he be missed?-Sk8erGecko What are your
favorite bands DC? Mine are The Offspring, Rancid, NoFx, The Vandals,
Guttermouth, The Casualties, Green Day, Sublime, System of The Down,
Kottonmouth Kings, and Podunk Arkansas. What do you think about
that? oh yah and do you play a instrument, I play the guitar oh
yah and ide really like to see you answer this one so if you must
deleat one of my Q's plz don't answer the were was I one unless
you really have a witty answer well good to be back L8ers...-Sk8erGecko
How is cheese
made?-Skittles It's happening
again, I was pressured to pop large amounts of Benadryl and all
I have left are these horribly intense hillucinations and psychotic
episodes - and that god damn 2x4 but nevermind him. What do you
suggest I do about this cannibus grabbing at my ankles? -Lodi What the hell?
Now I'm just confuzzled... - Fido Dido I know people
who frequently go on this site and get annoyed that you don't update
often. What should I tell these people? McDiablo Sorry about
the German in the last question...do you have a desire to learn
another language (besides french)? McDiablo hi DC! im
DC(DemoniCat) did you know today is my 3 month anniversary with
my boyfriend? i want to celebrate it with him, but he is in Greece
right now on vacation. he has been there a week now, and he has
one more week to go until he come back. anyway, yesterday was the
worst day of my life, i got physically abused by my father in the
morning, and then i was bleeding all over the place, and im still
bleeding, but now i have things controlling the blood flow, and
this morning my father tried to hurt me again, and so i ran up to
my mommys work to get away from him and he chased me. i was wondering
if there was anything i could say to him to make him stop hurting
me like this, because i am a fragile person, and i cant deal with
it all. can you give me any advice on this? and just for the record...
im not joking about of this, it actually happened. u_u ~DC I've been
sick thats why I havent been here in a while. Did you miss me? Sally Will you call
me please? All I have been doing for weeks is sit in the back room
with the girls and play Canasta. My number is 9-1-1. FartMonkey What the hell
is the deal with bacon?? It occurred
to me recently that we, as humans, lie almost every minute of our
lives. It seems to be habitual. Even without realizing it, we will
lie. I'm not talking about big lies like saying you didn't cheat
on your girlfriend when you did, I'm talking about small lies. "The
fish was 2 feet long" when it was actually 1 foot. "I'm
eating dinner right now, I can't talk to you" when in fact
you are playing Nintendo and just don't want to talk. We lie about
the smallest, most trivial things and then say that we have never
lied in our lives. What is it about humans that makes us like this,
and makes most of us unable to see that we are? And what can we
do about it? - Waxter Why does a
dog hate when you blow in its face but it'll still its head out
the window while in a car? I once had
a girl, or should I say, she once had me? - Fido Dido I noticed
you haven't updated in awhile. Is that because you were too busy
gawking at the Pope and his swell Popemobile? R I'm back!
Where did I go? R Dire anymoment...
wow... Amazing... is that what it's like to be insane? - Fido Dido Garbage used
to be a cool band back in '95 whatever happened to them? What the hell
kind of name is Telemachus? Like, if you had a kid and it was a
boy, would the first thing you say is, "His name is Telemachus!"?
McDiablo I've been
asking questions here for awhile now. Do you think I've been asking
better ones, or do they get lamer and lamer as time goes on? McDiablo What advice
would you give to someone (namely me) who is beginning to embrace
their dark side? McDiablo Do you want
to meet my alter ego? McDiablo
Don't you
find those Mr Men and Little Miss books awfully delightful - R Everwhere
I turn there they are! I eat sleep and breath them! Why? Why? Why?
- madam cleo Isn't my brain
annoying?*pokes brain with a stick**drools*~SG* why when i
wax my car does it always rain????? mother nature is a evil meanie.
i want to cut her. there are
people out there who like to steal tails so be very careful! the
rare sock monkey tail is worth 200 in the black market. they will
cut it off and rape your ass with it. and haveing things shoved
up your ass is bad unless you are a gay sock monkey. oh....the question
is .....do you know where i could get a pulsating pussy for my sock
monkey? if insanity
runs rampent do you? if so where do you run? C'MON DC!!!!!
you don't remember the ALMIGHTY SK8 GECKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heads are
gonna roll! do you feel you've lived a full life DC? cause i feel
like monkey kabobs tonight...-Sk8erGecko (**®µ£ë§ À££**) the red one
or the blue one? or the blackone and the purple one? but what aboutthe
grey and tn one? all these pills are cofusing wich one was speed
again? beter just take em all wht o you think?-Sk8ergecko "So how
goes it?"(Heroin Bob-SLC PUNK) have you seen this movie?-Sk8erGecko
?eivom siht
nees uoy evah (KNUP CLS-boB nioreH)"?ti seog woh oS"-okceGre8kS
Yes, but in
the Grand Scheme Of Things™ (©God, 0 AD. God is a ™ of Religion
Inc.), waxter doesn't matter the slightist, so we can ignore him.
Besides, I love you more than he does, and I give you better orgasms
when I stroke your tail like this... <strokes DC's tail> So,
who do you prefer? - Fido Dido
i hate mothers
that push their strollers around the mall.why do they do that? there
is like 3 of them blocking the whole isle. i fucking hate that!do
they have mind vibes that tell other mothers to walk in front of
me? What news
of the Cats invasion plans...? - Fido Dido Eh, gross,
what is that? It's eating you, I thought you should know...? Dc?
Dude? I hate rhyming.
I hate rhyming because I think it is dumb. Do you hate rhyming? Will I die
if I sleep in a haunted house? Why can't
I fly even after learning the words to "I Believe I Can Fly"? If I go in
some kind of nightclub where some guy is playing a guitar, and I
go grab it away from him and crack it in half over his head, will
he be angry? What kind
of music built this city? What if I
were to row row row my boat down the stream hard, as opposed to
gently? And what if I go angrily angrily angrily angrily, life is
all a hallucenogenic substance-induced vision? Yeah, um,
remember when I told you about the werewolves? Uh, it;s happening
again, I would appreciate your help Would you
be angry if I told everybody your name was Piggy Wiggy? WHy do the
big kids all laff at me Don't you
hate that commercial where the guy says the stuff about the things? I think i'm
in love with you dc, but it might just be denial from my boyfriend
breaking up with me. do i have a right to be sad? with all these
little girls getting kidnapped and raped i have like these moments
of pure rage. i want to hurt the people they are such fucking moron
assholes, have you ever felt this way? DC, do you
ever hear voices in your head? If so, do you recall the first time
it occured? Just recently was the first time I heard a voice not
of my own in my head, it was very shocking, I thought I had enough
problems, but then it occured. --InsaneLane Will Florida
one day decide to seperaste itself physically from NORTH AMERICA
and then kick the US in the ass? --InsaneLane Yes, officer,
yes officer, yes, officer--where is the salad? Vista Should I just
hold my breath when people around me are smoking pot, or is there
anything else I can do to avoid inhaling it? Vista Why do people
go "oooooh aaaaah" when they watch fireworks? Vista DC i am kind
of sick of your page i use to love it but now that i found out that
you are a poop head cause poor little baby doesnt want to answe
all our questions. If you dont want to answer a million question
close the fucking page down you stupid dumb fucking jerkoff, we
should be able to ask as many questions as we want to god fucking
dam it, I hate you and I hope you die a painfull death you mother
fucking stupid god dam ass whore - dane I was drawing
a really good picture of Trowa Barton from Gundam Wing*sniff sniff*....It
took me hours.....When the power went out!What should I do?-Skittles Will you knock
three times on the ceiling if you want me? McDiablo Who is this
liquid man they speak of ? McDiablo Should I take
a walk through Victory Square by myself amongst the drug dealers?
Or should I buy an ice cream cone? McDiablo What do you
do with the cheap novelty glow ropes and flashy swords the day after?
- R I have the
urge to burn something. Should I go to Miss Roger's Sweaters' aunt's
house and burn some papers? Or should I just sit here and count
all the apostrophes I used in the last sentence? McDiablo Which one
of these aromas do you find most entertaining for your sense of
smell and why? B.O? or, Pot Smoke? - R Ok I love
slurpee'z, but the most dreadful thing has happend to me lately,
I have found a new addiction... pancakes.......... what the heck
do I do? - R are u male
or female...according to human standards oh man DC
you're on a updating frenzy, i even missed the last group of questions..
this makes me wonder, is this a sign of old age? that i'm so slow
in my question writing process that i'm missing the updates? - Miss
Roger's Sweater i got a new
set of strings the other day and so i dont have a broken g striong
anymore. do you think my new strings are pretty? 4 are bronze and
2 are just steel.. - Miss Roger's Sweater is it wrong
that mcdiablo and i are gonna take an 8am class? the school's not
too far from home and we dont have classes after.. - Miss Roger's
Sweater i got new
shoes last week, they're airwalks.. i know kinda poser skate shoes,
but they were only 14 bucks so that's ok right? - Miss Roger's Sweater when someone
says "the other day" what's the maximum number of days
ago they can refer to before "the other day" is too long
ago? -Miss Roger's Sweater okay theres
this dumb evil bitch that started havin sexual relations with my
ex, and is now ruining my relatioship with my best friends and my
new person, how do i torture her and make her realize she is a sad
little person? Why is it
that the Marshmallow Penguins and the Parachuting Plastic Pickles
have to fight all the time! They're keeping me up at night! Excuse me,
but may I ask what the hell Fido Dido is talking about? God being
a TM of religion? Maybe so, but what did that have to do with me?
I havn't said anything about god in ages. What is he/she talking
about? (BTW, I love you more) - Waxter why doesn't
anyone like me? Is it really
a paranoia thing? McDiablo Should I get
dressed and then go prance in the rain, or just leave my pajamas
on and ask you some questions? McDiablo Is my epidermis
showing again? Should I get Miss Roger's Sweater to buy my an epidermis
cover? McDiablo I quite enjoy
exploring a variety of literatary options, could you expand my horizons
and suggest some quality reading material? - R hmmmm....
can i touch you?? -kt woo do u have aim? talk ta me sum time.........missdevil57..
lataz Am i expecting
love in my life HI!You are
a idiot!Why do I think so?Timon I like a carrots!Why
I love carrots?Timon Do you watch
porn?(I sure do)Timon Please tell
me, is there a Santa Claus? Timon What is your
opinion on the Dutch? A neutral
substance has an abundance of what type of ions? Is it true
that if I make an ugly face that it will stick like that and I will
be shunned forever and confined to a dark tower alone eating fish
guts forever and ever? FartMonkey Is it also
true that if I eat only sugar-based foods and never brush my teeth,
they will all rot and fall out? FartMonkey When will
they ever learn? When will they eeeever learn? FartMonkey what is ejaculation???and
where could i get some? Are we supposed
to try to get a good question award? I think if you pretend to stop
giving them out then people will stop asking stupid questions. Compare
the first few pages to pages 30+. The questions just suck now because
they're trying to get the award. WHY DO YOU
NOT ANSWER ANY OF MY QUESTIONS SERIOUSLY I think i'm to smart for
you and you can't begin to comprehend me so you don't answer me
you play thse little games to get out of it WHY DO YOU DO THIS!-Sk8erGecko DC! Why didn't
you answer my questions? I had some real gems too :( - SiNiSTaR Do you like
to watch hentai or do you think it's a load of monkey crap? - SiNiSTaR Camping? Again?
is this just an excuse to smoke pot a far enough distance away from
quality law enforcement? - Mzebonga There's a
pool of stiff Jell-O which is 40'x40'x40' deep. If you jumped in
the middle of this pool could you swim to the side or would you
drown? What is that
man doing to that woman's head? Did the Romans
invent toilets? why do women
always assume we know what there talkin bout? I've been
making a lot of movies online lately. Should I join a support group
to help me stop? Vista My sister
is reading over my shoulder. What should I do to stop this? Vista Does Uncle
Ben's rice taste like plastic to you...not that I EAT plastic or
anything....? Vista I burned my
tongue on the soup my mom made. Should I eat some ice cream? McDiablo I suck at
hugging. No, really, I do. Can you give me hugging lessons? McDiablo Why do people
always talk about licking poles in a New York City subway car? McDiablo Am I a psycho,
groupie, cocaine or crazy? McDiablo My friends
and I are frequent visitors of this web site. However, I have one
friend that thinks that she knows you so well, that she tries to
answer the questions that I ask you before you get the chance too.
What on Earth do I do? What do you do? - R spaghetti
and meat balls? - Miss Roger's Sweater my mom took
the week off to clean the basement.. the basement is scarier than
my room was.. are you as scared as i am? - Miss Roger's Sweater do you think
that it's funny that when i say something stupid or say words funny
i just say "don't worry i'm just drunk" - Miss Roger's
Sweater is "thursday"
an appropriate name for a band? - Miss Roger's Sweater Why do guys
have to be assholes all the time?? I mean really.... When you find
a poodle in your breakfast cereal, what does this mean? - Fido Dido On this page
you see a little girl giggling at a Hippopotamus. I wonder why?
"Don't say things that hurt others," said Pussycat, "like
'Isn't that hippo fat?' or shout, 'Hyena, I hate you!" whats
up with this? Will you rub
your tail on me? Why does my
brother have mood swings? Is there such a thing as male PMS? Vista Why do parents
tell their kids to 'go to their room'? What kind of punishment is
that? "Go to your room and play happily with your toys..."
Vista Is it ketchup
or catsup? Vista I find that
my meat-eating friends, family and co-workers often forget that
I don't eat meat, despite repeatedly stating or referencing the
fact. I am nearly always forgiving about it because I don't expect
people to remember every detail about me but, it does seem peculiar
to me how frequently that particular detail slips people's minds
who might even remember other things about me that are much less
significant. My best friend is also a vegetarian and notices this
quite a bit. Do you think that we're just noticing it more than
other things because we're thinking about it or do you think there
is something in the meat that makes people not able to remember
that someone doesn't eat meat? did you know
that Spiro Agnew is an anagram of "grow a penis"? - Fish
Why did you
change the big tell-off message? I hope it wasn't because you started
feeling guilty because you were right and brutal honesty is the
backbone of your talent. It's what the best writers and other artists
are remembered for. As long as it wasn't guilt, I promise not to
cry. You seem like
a bright, intelligent, and sharp fellow! Did you attend University
to compliment your already supirior charm? And if so what Post-Secondary
Institue did you obtain your education from. You see I am passionate
about following in your footsteps! Red is my
favorite color, in fact "Red is Best!" (its a delightful
childrens picture book). All of the best things in life are red,
licorice, strawberries, the question portion of this web site is
red too! Now what is your favorite color, and why? - R How do you
benifit from answering all of these questions? Does it supply you
with spiritual/finacial/emotional satisfaction? If I wanted
to send you a birthday present (cuz come on you are just so gee
golly darn swell!!), what would you want me too send you? - R Have you ever
really wondered if you are truly insane? Perhaps your a revolutionary
phillosopher, who will change the distrubed ways of this world!!!
- R lately i've
been enjoying emocore music a lot, which has a fair bit of screaming
in it.. am i starting to become "hardcore"? or just a
big sissy? - Miss Roger's Sweater velcro or
laces? - Miss Roger's Sweater "Cross
out the eyes, blur all the lines?" - Miss Roger's Sweater i was watching
a ghost tracking show on tv with my older brother and he said boo
(in order to scare me) and i jumped.. how should i repay the dork
for his actions? - Miss Roger's Sweater i'm going
to "play land" amusement park this weekend.. should i
go on the wooden roller coaster? it would be my first time.. keep
in mind i'm a big wimp.. but i value your opinion, so should i go
on it? - Miss Roger's Sweater Is the "Hokey
Pokey" REALLY what it's all about? - Fish Why did the
Japanese kamikaze pilots in WWII wear helmets? - Fish if you hammer
a nail threw your foot...wat would you do besides call 911...wat
would you do?-junk mail What would
you do to Bin Laden if you had the chance? pisssed off Amercian.
(POA) if a store
is open 24 ours a day 7 days a week and 3 days outa that week everyday
they close 6 hours early...wat complant would you make if those
were the only days you could go shoppin but they was always closed?--junk
mail I am glad
you are updating everyday, but isn't it just more work for you?
McDiablo Why do the
classes I want to take have to be full? Why the heck do so many
people want to be edumacated? Why do I want to be edumacated? McDiablo Do you enjoy
pencil crayons? McDiablo Are you going
to give me drugs or am I going to have to take them from you? I hate my
country (U.S., of course). Any suggestions? Have you ever
had a "paranormal" experience? If I fill
the house with mud, will the mosquitoes go away? How's your
transmitter working? How are we
supposed to lug all of this candy back to the home planet? I'm the cello,
are you jello?-Atlas I've used
one of your pictures for my avatar on a message board that I'm a
member on. Are you ok with this? I mean, people have commented on
how cool you look and everything!-Atlas Just to make sure...you
know what an avatar is right? dc?!?@dear
dc...why have you closed the may results for the questionaire and
the what-ifs i miss reding them so bad, dc?is there anyway you could
please put them back on this amazing entartaining site..please my
dear wonderful dc with much love, keeelllii why doesnt
glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Oh Great DC,
please answer my puzzling question. I have asked it of many friends,
but none give a decisive answer. If you were goin out with a hot
chick, and this chick alows you to do anything and everything you
want in bed, would you allow her to use a strap on and do you in
the ass? I have not encountered this, nor will I likely ever encounter
this situation, but I'm quessing that you may have DC. WWDcD(What
would DC Do)?--InsaneLane No now I understand
but I have another question how did the american people ever become
stupid enough to elect Bill Clinton president?-Sk8erGecko say I have
a really hot teacher and I would give anything to get in her pants
but it's almost utterly impossible how would I accomplish this havin
her commit soditory rape without the use of bribary-Sk8erGecko geeze your
Q&A page is so short now , why is this? - dane do you like
toast? - dane Why do people
point at there wrists when they ask for the time? I mean its not
like I point at my cotch when i ask to go to the restroom-Sk8erGecko what if I
can give you grand theft auto 3 for ps2 but not my PS2 what do I
get-Sk8erGecko How do you
speak gibberish? If you were really
that smart, you'd invent a huge spaceship and blast the idiots into
space. Thus, you would be free to live in a peaceful and clean planet
where water cars and tar free cigarettes are not supressed by industrial
and commercial forces. Do you think? Perhaps your pool of ineffable
wisdom is not as deep as we once thought. - Mzebonga Is it a good
thing when books poison your mind? McDiablo Do you ever
wonder where people come up with the names they use when they ask
questions or answer the questionnaires? McDiablo Is DC your
real name or a nickname? McDiablo Hmmm... I
tried weed for the first time yesterday... One of my big brothers
(the cool one) took me to one of his friends' house, and they had
a bong, and a vapouriser... and it was nice, and I had fun, and
it was great... Do you advocate the use of pot? - Fido Dido Could you
do me a huge favor? Will you congradulate my friend "Miss Rogers
Sweater" for riding the wooden rollar coaster today? - R What do you
do when you get tan lines on your face from your spiffy shades?
- R whats youre
policy on the consumption of elves? and how about mass elf farming
for the preservation of the species? I'm thinking
of knitting you a little French Maid sock monkey, but i don't know
how to knit. Any suggestions? i really wanna make a sexy, slutty
little french maid for you to have when you're feelin frisky - SiNiSTaR What usually
blows your mind drastically, fantastically? - SiNiSTaR I can get
a hold of a bunch of BIOHAZARD stickers. Would you like me to send
you some to stick on things for fun? The dog ate
the drugs you gave me. Can I have some more? How many people
have you had sex with? Have you ever
met anybody through a website, yours or any others, and was it worth
your effort? Wouldn't you
agree that cocaine is basically an asshole drug? Most people that
I've met who liked it were already belligerent and hopped up naturally
and then they go snorting that shit and it just seems to amplify
their already obnoxious personalities. Agent Posner
The Fugitive Dissident Kitty has filed his ten-thousand page manifesto
on cat superiority and it seems that angry, young cats everywhere
have been inspired to riot in the streets by it. Well, the rioting
is more like napping and the streets are actually window sills but,
it has caused quite a stir among the feline bohemian set. I know
that you have been prophesizing a cat takeover for some time now
but, some outspoken voices have recently started to emerge to wide
acclaim on the topic. How do think this might all effect global
stock interests?
Did you know
that if the glass is half full, some fuck's already nicked half
your beer? - Fish How many moose
does it take to completely eat my English teacher? I've killed her,
broken all her bones and chopped her up into little bits, but I
need to conceal the body by feeding it to moose. Some people say
that 3 moose should do it, some say that moose are vegetarian, some
ask about why I want to feed a body to the moose, so I've had to
kill them too. Okay, how many moose does it take to eat 7 bodies?
I really need to know as my cupboard is getting really full, and
my parents are beginning to ask about the smell. - Fish Miss Roger's
Sweater rode the wooden roller coaster....so, does that mean she
will go on the Dumbo Ride at Disneyland? McDiablo Dane signed
the guestbook at my website. What do you think of this? McDiablo Why must the
sun burn our epidermis? McDiablo Should I keep
it real, y'all? McDiablo I have been
spending more time with my boyfriend thats why I havent been here
lately but I will try to pop in every now and again. I'll update
you on whats going on. We go on holiday in a week and a half I'm
looking forward to that. What have you been up to ,anything good?
when I get some money I'll do the snail mail thing. Anyway both
cats have awoken and would like some attention of the patting and
cuddling kind. Sally Why don't
you swin in it, BITCH? - Mzebonga One baby to
another says I'm lucky to have met you. Kurt Cobain - Genius or
twat? - Fido Dido Anymoment...
Is it a true-life story? If so, who's is it? You should think about
making it into a film... A classy black and white art film... -
Fido Dido I say 'hecklesville'
instead of 'hell'. For example, "What the hecklesville is going
on here?" My question is, what and/or where is hecklesville?
Is it a place worth visiting? McDiablo Is it true
that if you're cross-eyed and someone punches you in the face, your
eyes will stay crossed? Shall I test out this theory? McDiablo I'm a video
game junkie, how sick is that? McDiablo did you miss
me? (seeing as how i was torcherd for the last i dont know how many
weeks, i thought it might be possible that you remember and miss
me) Some Bitch would you
rather be anorexic or obece? Some Bitch Yesterday
at my aunt's funeral, i taught all the kids to stick their tongues
out at all the dried up old people. The response was very pleasurable.
Being kids, they were stupid enough not to tell on me... are you
proud of me? I plan on teaching them to do other stuff like cut
pieces of cloth from the adults' clothes and stealing the dentures
of the old prunes... what else should i teach them..? - SiNiSTaR How many children
do i put in a Swiss Children Strudel? - SiNiSTaR What would
you say to someone who said "I'd love to have your baby....for
breakfast, lunch and dinner"? - SiNiSTaR Does a sandwich
taste better when it's folded in half? Vista On a 20 question
test, Bob completed 75% of it. How many questions has he done? Is
it sad that I didn't know the answer to this question? Vista Can quotes
from the Harry Potter books be perverted? Vista why do men
suck at relationships why the hell
do you have a question and answers section? [how are we suppost
to win an award if we dont put our name or email adress?] {by the
way, i got a playstation2 and grandTheftAuto3, but since u cant
contact me ;to bad} suxor on my cocks. (all 12 of them).u monkey
fscking cock smoker. *pushes you. :| Guess what?
In high school the agenda's had articals in them about how to write
a good essay, but I just got my "Inside UBC" agenda and
there are articals inside about "how to make your favorite
drinks" and "how to survive a hangover?" Now dude,
what would the articals in the agenda's for the prolatariate be
about? - R Ok this university
thing is very complicated, and they are shoving down our throats
the idea to become involved and join some clubs. I was wondering
if the Sparticus club is acceptable, even if it Communism is dead?
(I heard that you can get free food) Or would the aristocratic club,
"The Afternoon tea society" be a better investment of
my time? (I am hoping that they serve Earl Grey) - R Ok so I am moving
out to live on campus for the first time, and well I am a little
aprehensive? What are some of the best methods too make many many
new friends.... in a hurry - R Is there somthing
wrong with me if I have a craving too adopt those pylons (orange
stree cones for the Americans in us all) from the side of the road?
I hear "Amazing Grace" everytime I pass by them, and everything
goes black and white! I'd like too think that I am supporting a
worthy cause by delivering these bundles of love on peoples doorsteps
under the cover of darkness..... its just like Santa Clause on Christmas
Eve! I don't really see a whole lot wrong with what I do, but perhaps
I am blinded by love. What do you think? - Toothfairy Does the sock
monkey icon have "nystgmus" (an eye condition which makes
your eye's move frantically)? There are eye drops for problems like
that! Should I ask my optomotrist for an extra perscription of the
stuff if its covered in my health care plan? - Sensory Nystgmus Where and
how do sock monkey's get their eduMAcation? - R DC...I'm worried
and this was the only place I thught I could turn to. I have recently
discovered that I am turning into a.....a....a....geek!! At first
I could console myself w/ at least being no where NEAR as pathetic
and annoying as that dumbass Dane, but maybe I'll end up turnin
into him?!?! This has caused me many sleepness nights. Also I have
suddenly started reading comics again, why?!?!? Like, spiderman
and other shit...I didn't even see the movie!! And I read like 10
times more books than the average teenager or even the not so average
teenager. Am I geek?!?! Will my insanity EVER return?!?!? Can anyone
(I'm looking pointedly at you, DC) help me????? Is there truly
anything except wealth that separates us normal people from the
popular crowd? Or are you one of THEM? FartMonkey DC Dude, my
mom goes on these cleaning rampages, and if you get in her way (look
or talk too her) then your pretty much up for cutting block! Now,
I considered my options, and in a stratigic move I attempted too
make us both allies (you know pitching in and helping!) However,
she still got angry with me, and well what do I do? - R Why do universities
have so much red tape and paper work? Why can't they get their acts
together? Do they know that they are only making more work for themselves?
- R what is this
about? Have you ever
thought that someone's ass was so nice that you just felt like biting
it? - SiNiSTaR
*looks at
dead frogs* What do you have to say for yourself? *points to frogs*
- SiNiSTaR You're killing
me softly, sock-monkey. That anymoment story has got me all turned
on and ready to dump everything but my computer, my bed (I like
to sleep--I did sleep deprivation as a hobby in high school and
as a career for 5yrs)and maybe the fridge and some cds right on
the fucken curb. How do you stay so sexy? I wish you were my neighbor
so we could drink coffee and smoke kindbud and decree as fraud all
of existence on a regular basis. I wouldn't even require you to
show me your tail unless you wanted to. Sometimes sex with other
people ruins a good coffee-clutch. When will you be moving to my
neighborhood and how can I help you?--Enfante Terrible How disappointed
were you when you found out that boundtoplease.com was just a website
about books? - Mzebonga Are there
little people in my computer? I can hear them sometimes... - Fido
Dido Hi, DC...I
was camping for a few days, but I'm back now *random peasants rejoice*.
How come there were no beavers at Beaver Pond? I wanted to see our
national animal up close. McDiablo Why do bugs
fly directly into our eyes? McDiablo I have this
fear of falling down an outhouse toilet. What can I do to cure this?
McDiablo I'm going
to be returning home in a few days from the depths of Langley..
have you even noticed i've been gone? - Miss Roger's Sweater i think that
the sky must be destroyed so we can breeth better.... how can i
do this? It's always
the same. But the spoons help... right? - Fido Dido All I need
now is a roommate.. Where can I find one? - Fido Dido Do wild cows
exist?-Atlas Why do paediatricians
play mini-golf on Wednesdays? - Fish Should I ask
you an insane question or just pretend to ask you an insane question?
Vista How empty
will my bank account be after I pay for my courses today? Vista You know that
little light bulb that blinks on Buzz Lightyear's arm? Well, is
it really a camera, one of Bill Gates' many, spying on us thru our
TV's?? Vista who do you
call when your WINDsheild's BUSTed? marissa oh esteemed
dc, what is your opinion on chunky peanut butter? insurance
rates are so unfair.......it seems like they are making me pay unusually
high payments they make young people pay more for something they
didnt even do. in my experence i have had more elderly people cut
me off or do illegal driving manuvers. i just doesnt seem right!!!!
i hate paying 454/month! i have a clean record and i pay more just
cause i am not married. you'd think people who are married would
get in more accidents becouse they would be bitching at each other.
does this seem right? people are
so stupid?? how much money
would some sexual favours be? maybe i'll work out a deal with you
sometime why do people
in chat rooms ALWAYS use the name sexy in there user name? like
"sexygurl","sexyboi","sexyhomosapien"
i hate people like that
Dc, Did you
know that I'm madly in love with you and want to make hot steamy
love to you.. -wink- Why's my mom
so mad about me and my brother leaving the back door open last night??
I mean, my brother and I were still up, for all she knows we might
have been going to close, maybe even lock it! She just went insane
and then said she was disapointed I was still up at 3 am, and what
was I going to do when school starts again? Wwhen I told her I was
probably going to be tired she started yelling again. I swear there
is no pleaseing some ppl. It's not like there's anything to steal
in my house, or that someone could get in w/out my dogs going insane...ack,
how should I handle this one, DC? |
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my
orthodontist looked at my x-ray and told me i have the biggest sinuses
he's ever seen. do you think that this was a pick up line and he
wants to father my bastard children or am i just a freak with huge
ass sinuses?-marissa
hi
im rick single male 29 soledad ca usa new to the computer world
want to know where i can go on here to fine women that like to have
sex with email address or something. thanks.if you dont know thas
cool i thank you anyways