My
friend tried to set me up with a friend of her friend's, out of
the blue, and for three weeks I did not call or e-mail this person
and now I did and I wish that I didn't now that I've only had
to wait one day so far for a reply. I hate this shit. My friend
"meant well" but, I take it as her and her friend idiotically
amusing themselves with the idea that other people have crotches
in their pants, and could possibly be joined at these parts for
their bored and married, personal amusement. When it seems that
everybody in my life, including my best friends, are painfully
inane, I crawl up, like a sick and shameless user, to the keyboard
and turn to you, sock-monkey, for arbitrary guidance. So, tell
me, do you think that I am entitled to slaughter my friend and
her friend and possibly, even, her friend wildly with a cleaver
for involving me in their schemes? People say, "Oh listen,
it's okay if you're not interested," after they've just hammered
into you about "opportunities" and told you that they've
already told the other person about you and everybody is expecting
your fucken call. It's not okay. Since when has anything like
that sincerely been so simple? Neurosis is the golden mean of
humanity. What if slaughtering my friends isn't so easy? What
if they're large and their skin is tough? I could easily break
into a sweat dismembering them for disposal. Then what? Or if
I start getting sentimental while I'm scooping out their eyes
with whatever's handy, like a garlic press or a melon baller?
Would you help me? All you would have to do is mix the drinks
and wipe a towel across my brow. I like fruity drinks, daquiris
and margaritas. I'll pay for the tequila or whatever, just keep
me focused until the bodies are in the river, or the desert, wherever
you think is best. would u
kiss my butt? What would
it take to convince you to come and visit me? Can I drive
your purple-rayed sofa, just down the little street up to the
cemetery gates? I think the crows would be really impressed. We
could even tie my piano to the back of it, fill it with a couple
of bags of ice and some treats, and use it like a trunk with a
cooler for the couch/car. We have to have a cooler because it's
been hot here, and we don't want the Whoppers to melt. Not the
hamburger kind, the malted chocolate kind. Excellent chaser for
the fungus required on such missions. Already, there's been fifteen
disciples of the All-Seeing -Eye and their moth-eaten, committee
women prowling about with their rubber, butcher gloves and filthy,
little piles of petunias and geraniums, looking to cement their
rape of the land and decorate it with fucking pinwheels and flags.
Any spontaneous intelligence reports on your end? Oh, and can
you bring some cantaloupe and a couple of folding chairs? It might
take a while to drive out the whole parade of bankers, conspirators
and other republican warlocks, and we might want to sit down.
And no, we can't just drive the couch right into the cemetery
because they have it chained off. We'll have to carry our weapons
in, or get some horses or something, maybe a donkey. if you're
a virgin and you get raped by a sock monkey... are you still a
virgin? DC, this
is FartMonkey. I feel it necessary to tell you this. Recently
I have been just going about my business when there is a strange
light and I am a sock monkey(Normally I am human). This soon wears
off and I return to normal. But this is happening more and more
often and it lasts longer each time. Also constantly have antihuman
thoughts and keep leaving myself post-its such as 'wrap human
in blanket, secure with belts, and shove into commercial airplane
propellors'. Does this mean that I am becoming a sock monkey?
I am now
a nice female sock monkey with fresh stuffing...I am very interested
in your tail. I also have a wet trembling pussy...all for you.
It was some work giving that cat a bath, i tell you, she nearly
clawed my eyes out and I spent the evening sewing myself back
together. Only, she has been out of the water for six days and
is as wet as the second she came out. I have watched her closely
to see if she is secretly going in the pool. Then I realized that
it was not a cat at all but a pile of monkey feces blowing in
the wind. I am sorry, but I will get you a new kitten! Can you
forgive me? FartMonkey I have examined
cheese very closely, and as far as I can tell, it consists of
cheese. I have obtained similar results with celery. Should I
write a book? FartMonkey There are
purple frogs all over the ceiling. They urge me to set fire to
things. If I obey they reward me with sugar. Often I find myself
carrying a can of gasoline and plane tickets to a distant country
and cannot remember the last few days. FartMonkey
If train
A leaves three minutes before train B, going 60 mph faster, and
somewhere in Antarctica someone is playing a Wayne Newton record,
and there is a full moon which causes werewolves, but only in
months whose name contains a Z, and the only thing keeping you
alive is crumbs from cookies you had in your pockets last year
that you stole from that old lady that throws onions, and you
divide the sum by X, nobody really gives a rat's ass, do they?
FartMonkey I was reading
a story about this girl that got horny during class so she took
a test tube (I guess it was science) and stuck it up her pussy
and she was about to orgasm and she saw the teacher coming and
she snapped her legs together which caused the test tube to break
and she had to go to the hospital and get her vagina sewed back
up because there was glass up her pussy and she was screaming
and bleeding in class and she had to explain to the teacher. Wouldn't
that absolutely positivlely suck? Consider adding that to the
list of things that suck?FartMonkey ever stuck
your phone up your ass and put it on vibrate? so whats
your story? is Hoyt
really a name? How come
the moon is full and all this green cheese is just sitting around
here, not shining down on me from the sky? It's like seeing Santa
Claus in different department stores as a child , and then trying
to resolve that shit. I'm tired of the mind games! i clean
my glasses everynight before i go to bed, and when i wake up,
there is dirty stuff in the corners of them, although my glasses
are round. can you help me clean them right so they wont get as
dirty as my grandmas 3rd nipple? i opened
my bag of doritos, and there was this little packet in there next
to the chips. i opened the packet, and to my surprise, i had one
a dollar. have you ever found a dollar in your doritos? at what
age will my penis start growing? im still in my early teens, but
it is small. i walked
in my mothers room and she was stripping in front of the ice cream
man. is this normal behavior for a 37 year old women, that is
still married? what age
did you lose your virinity? my friend
got with this girl, and she let him finger her, but when he went
to finger her, he missed the hole. after she told him where it
was. dont you think that is funny? can i buy
a domain, and name it theinsanedomain.net? will you
have sex with my 9 year old brother? i already have, so i can
tell you its REAL nice. Fuck it
all. Kill me. Kill me now. Please? - Fido Dido Why do people
feel the need to call me they're sweet bucket of corn love and
proceed to sodomize me with corn and cover my body with cunt juice?
-Butter Lumpkins could you
kill me?
Do you do
any sort of live performances where you live? I would like to
see you and your associates put on some sort of show--music, comedy,
drama, avante garde, whatever. I see that you have some music
but, I haven't got around to waiting for my slow-ass computer
to download it yet. What do
you want for your birthday? Have you
ever studied a martial art? I see that you have The Art of War
on the reading list. Have you ever read Bruce Lee's "The
Tao of Jeet Kun Do"? SiNiSTaR
asked you about 5 lire. yes, lire is italian currency, but the
smallest you can get is 50 lire, which is about 2.5 cents. if
you accept lire, then will you accept the indonesian rupee (115
000 rupee equal 1 american dollar). please? - Foetish in the lyrics
to "asshole" by denis leary, it mentions "John
Wayne", "Lee Marvin", and someone else. who is
Lee Marvin, what did/does he do, who is the someone else, what
did/does he do, and do you reckon that one day i'll finally get
my scanner to stop thinking? - Foetish Oh where
oh where has my little dog gone? Oh where oh where can he be? Why is it
that if I were to say to Bob, "Bob, you are a real wise man,"
it would be a compliment, but if I said "Bob, you are a real
wise guy," it would be an insult? Not that people actually
take this statement as an insult anymore, but still? Where do
babys come from? If I go
up to my fish tank and scream "YOU LITTLE SUCKERS HAVE TO
STAY IN THERE ALL DAY AND I CAN GO TO THE MOVIES AND I HAVE COMPLETE
CONTROL OVER WHETHER YOU CONTINUE TO LIVE, LOSERS!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!",
will they fly out of the water, enter my body through my nostrils,
and start eating me from the inside out until I am but a pile
of skin? why are
my eyes all watery and my vision blurry? why are there blueish
spots on everything...does my sofa have chicken pox or something?
- SiNiSTaR what's that
sniffing sound coming from behind me? i'm scared..hold me.. -
SiNiSTaR how do you
'screw someone with a spoon'? - SiNiSTaR how can
i overcome my inevitable depression once the world cup is over?
It always happens... i feel so empty afterwards, like it never
happened... *sniff* - SiNiSTaR i have nothing
against gay people in fact some of them are good friends o' mine,
but sometimes...when they show me their gay porn, i feel ill.
a guy sucking off another guy and clamping their balls and using
a candle to burn them is just too much, wouldn't you agree? why
don't they leave me alone... ArGhHh!! - SiNiSTaR oh also,
don't you hate the kind of gays who are so loud and bitchy and
have arguments in the streets below your window about ripping
their best pants, when all you wanna do is sleep goddammit? -
SiNiSTaR i think
those gays are trying to show everyone they don't care, what do
you think? i think they should care JUST a LITTLE bit about how
people do not want to hear about their first fuck and how it went..-
SiNiSTaR this guy
stopped me in the streets and asked me why i;m hiding... what
does that mean? hiding from what? - SiNiSTaR why do i
get goosebumps every time i think of you? - SiNiSTaR this is
serious, how can i stop my sister from being such a bitch? i can't
take it anymore and although i would like to, i can't kill her
as it is illegal and i don't have a place to hide out and live
as a hermit. - SiNiSTaR don't you
think Pinhead from Hellraiser is sexy? All those pins coming outta
his head, oh my god they make me very horny - SiNiSTaR when people
say 'bull dyke', what exactly do they mean? is it like rosie o'donell
or whut? - SiNiSTaR Given my
track record, wouldn't you have thought I'd've come up with another
good question by now? - Mzebonga If I move
my arm - like this -and twist my leg -like this - and then wiggle
my hips about - a bit like this - do you think my girlfriend will
orgasm? - Mzebonga Ever seen
'Nightmare on Elm Street'? Don't you think thats some scary shit? Ever get
your tail stuck between the elevator doors? Wow! Did
you SEE that? What the hell was that??FartMonkey Where does
dust come from? FartMonkey Do you feel
murderous rage towards people who constantly say "I told
you so"? How about "Talk to the hand", "Hands
are not for hitting", or "You ####### freak, put that
corpse in the river before somebody finds it"? What is
weather really caused by? FartMonkey
OOOOHH NOOO
ITS GOT ME DC HELP ME JUST AS I HAVE ALWAYS FEARED THE CATS HAVE
COME FOR ME WHAT SHOULD I DO DC HELPPPPP I write
down all the commercials during all the time I am watching tv.
Then I hang a chart on the refrigerator showing which kind of
commercial is the most common, second common (car, then lawyer,
suprised?),etc. Am I crazy yet? Oh, yes, I forgot to mention that
I am very very against pens so I write this information with my
own blood and/or feces. Do often
have the urge to fling your feces at other people? Or do you openly
do this? Are you flinging your fecal matter whilst answering this
question? FartMonkey Don't you
wish that you could trace back all those stupid chain emails that
say if you are the true friend of the person that sent it you
will send it back and to 10 other people back to the person who
started it and tie them up and set them on fire after removing
their eyes and various vital organs with tweezers from a swiss
army knife? FartMonkey Why does
the stem on the cherry blaster candy taste like the main cherry
part?-Feckur Why is that
comb missing so many teeth? Vista I'm drawing
a blank....what should I ask you? Vista If a cow
laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? Why is there
an eject button on the VCR remote? How come
Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked
when someone threw a gun at him? If all those
psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still
working? If a cat
always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter
side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top
of a cat? What hair
color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? why do you
rock my socks? When blind
people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done
wiping their ass? Ya know
how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? I've been
seeing a lot of sock monkeys lately! Are you trying to take over
the Earth or something? (Omuletzu) Why are
people so greedy? (Omuletzu) Is working
for an international multi-million dollar Miami-based fast food
Burger company deemed a disgrace by your good self? Mr H Is Khia
the girl who sings my neck my back Dead it is a rumor? Should I
fear the hooded figures that gather round my house at night? FartMonkey If you pull
your tail up front between your legs can you use it like a penis?
FartMonkey Please explain
why the hell 'head over heels' is a valid expression? If I am
built like everyone else, my heels are down there and my head
is up here so aren't we all head over heels all the time except
possibly freaks doing yoga?FartMonkey I went TO
crazy LAND and I ate IT all AND the GUY came OUT and BEAT me WITH
a STICK and THEN i ATE him TOO and JUST then I got THIS craving
FOR celery WHAT the HELL was THE point OF this STORY ???? How did
you get to be so fabulous? How long
have you been a vegetarian? People suck
so hard that the G force of their collective sucking is about
to rip my face off and flush it into oblivion. What kind of cream
or strap-on restraint do you, personally, recommend to prevent
this from happening? Do you realize
how much joy you bring to my shriveled, little, misanthropic heart?
Naturally, only so much fits but, thanks for your contribution. Is it wrong
to put a hamster in the microwave? I'm just keeping the little
fella warm!!! George W.
Bush vs Bill Clinton in a fight. Who would win?
I believe
I am a sock monkey for good. I have been one for 49 hours without
any change. My cats seem to like me a lot more this way. Normally
they just come for food then wander off for hours. Now they stick
close to me. They really are anti-human! I have three of them.
Their names are Randy and Cody. Can you foretell their position
in the cat-world of the near future? Will my treatment be less
horrible in any way since I am a sock monkey and not a human now?
FartMonkey My head
came off and started biting me in the ass .Is this normal? FartMonkey Do you also
feel murderous rage towards people who severely overuse commas?
A comma is not necessary between every lousy word!!FartMonkey do you like
sabby?you know sabby hes that german wrestler who sing constantly
and spends all day on the computer?God...he pisses me off...HES
the dude that hangs with homestar... If you stuff
gum up your ass and fart, can you blow a big bubble? Why don't
you remove the part under the logo , 'Where insanity runs rampant
and so can you'? It gives the feel of one of those stupid ameture
sites where they are trying so hard to be funny but its not. This
is a great site, and I feel that it does not belong? How about
'No sanity beyond this point'?
Why does...naah,
don't bother, just delete this one, OK? FartMonkey Why is it
difficult to urinate after masturbation?FartMonkey Instead
of creating a whole lotta pollution and oil spills and all that,
why don't they just make a gigantic boat that runs on baking soda
like the ones you stumble upon in cereal boxes? FartMonkey In the page
that you go to after submitting a question, there are the four
pictures of you. The two on the left are staring to the right
and the two to the right are staring to the left. Is there an
invisible being in the center that only you can see? FartMonkey Was that
a threat? FartMonkey To pee,
or not to pee? FartMonkey Why don't
you add to your list of people/things that suck: Elvis impersonators-
graduation ceremonies wherein you have to wait to clap for your
person, whose last name is Zygren-infomercials where they WILL
NOT tell you the price-Regis Philbin/the Millionaire show -shelves
of decorative boulders crashing down upon you? FartMonkey I know all
to well that birds are capable of depositing fecal matter anywhere,
but do birds urinate? If they do, where is the evidence? Huh??FartMonkey Do you wish
that this question were not here because you have a headache or
a hangover and there are just so many damn questions to answer?
Just be a good sock monkey and delete it, huh? That's better..
FartMonkey So, when
we all get mesmerized by this question and answer pendulum, the
cats sneak right up onto the keyboard and trample out the transefer
of all human assets to their Liberation Front Treasury and then
ASufgewuguiqde49994uuu23u@999999 99 w, righihttrrrrii iigth?,
rrr rt!?! he llplp elpp ? Will I
be pretty? Will I be rich? Is the future ours to see? FartMonkey
Does the
monkey head logo signify that sock monkeys do have teeth? Or is
that a non-sock monkey? FartMonkey You know
how I said that FrogBladder was my sister? Well it was me...I
just thought it was stupid, and I greatly preferred Fart Monkey..can
you forgive me? Also I just discovered that I got a good question
award for the What If, so thanks for that. FartMonkey What is
the name for the little thing above your lip and below your nose?
FartMonkey Am I getting
warmer or colder?FartMonkey Why the
hell should I keep sucking up to you?You're a fuckin asshole.
-Mzebonga I suspect
that my cat Randy is posessed by Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons.
What should I do to tell for sure? FartMonkey I just realized
something, tell me if you agree! Guns do not kill people, you
just happen to spontaneously combust when you pull the trigger!
Nobody has ever witnessed the effects of firing a gun! Everybody
involved combusts! Im way in over my head FartMonkey What is
the purpose of those little things people put on their desks to
look smart? Those things with the metal balls that bang against
eachother in a rythmic fashion? Are those just there to irritate
me? FartMonkey There are
you happy now?FartMonkey Can you
list all the cuss words for me? The ones I already know are ass,
fuck, bitch, damn, bastard, hell sometimes. What would
you actually do to sanimal if torture and death was legal? Here,
pretend Im sanimal. What would you say? What would you do? FartMonkey Where shall
I go? What shall I do? FartMonkey Did you
know there is this guy who can make detailed sculptures of animals
out of chewing gum, using only his teeth and tongue? - SiNiSTaR How do you
tell someone that they have excessive ear wax? - SiNSTaR if a person
has a hundred piercings in their head/face alone, does that make
them a sponge? For snail
mail, will you accept lots of colored paper and shiny things instead
of five dollars? FartMonkey what should
i do when a pervert on the street says to me "wow, what big
breasts!"? shall i just walk off, or say something to him?
this has happened a few times and once i asked the guy to watch
his mouth...was that the right thing to do? - SiNiSTaR Well, mister!
You have got a LOT of explaining to do! Well? What do you have
to say for yourself? And no more of that 'I was under a curse'
shit! why do people
like pigeons so much? i fucking hate them and want them to DIE!!!
- SiNiSTaR Sanimal
has not answered questions since May 25. Tell me the truth. I
can take it. Is he dead? No?Dammit. PUT THE BEER AWAY GUYS!!!
FartMonkey Why? Why?
WHY did she cut off their tails with a carving knife? FartMonkey Whats a
hymen! Can I rub
your tail? Let me rub it and you can have a nice shiny quarter!
FartMonkey Does deja
vu mean you did the exact same thing in some other life? Speaking
of former lives, i think its obvious that Al Gore was, at some
point, a slab of Formica. FartMonkey if you could
take the limbs/organs of 5 people to a desert island, what would
the organs/limbs be, from who, and why? - Beck How to make
chew sticks for humens ? Is blood
opaque? FartMonkey Would you
describe some critical disappointments in life that led to your
current level of Mastery in Despair? Why does
everything take so stinking long to load? FartMonkey Please explain
how you vomit and what causes it, excluding the sight of Britney
Spears, Sanimal, etc. FartMonkey How come
I got so many stinky monkey ass awards? FartMonkey On the link
to this part of the site it says "go to the form and ask
away until your keyboard breaks..." Don't you mean forum?
What's my
real name? - Waxter Why is it
that sports personalities are always put on those stupid ads?
It's so annoying! I mean, sure, they may be great at what they
do, and whatching them play football or tennis or whatever may
be a good passtime, but do they really have to be broadcast all
around the world endorsing stupid products in stupid ads? Why
can't we keep people in the feild they specialise in? - Waxter if there
was a man who lived in a shoe, how big would the shoe be? -Bearded- do you like
me? -Bearded- i know im
new. but there's something about you that just makes me come back.
it's like pickled ginger. -Bearded- why is it
some people dont open their eyes fully? they sort of have this
half-open, half-closed look. doesn't that scare you a little?
-Bearded- when will
we ever stop seeking knowledge? -Bearded- why is it
that rabbit poop smells worse than chicken poop?-Bearded- if you are
constantly hanging around people who are seemingly insane, does
that make you insane too? -Bearded- how do you
cure an hungover cow? i
meant a hungover cow...-bearded- how many
sock monkeys are there on earth now? -Bearded- if there
are three pom pom girls dancing outside my room, does that mean
that your last night with me has side effects? -Bearded- do you have
anything against gay people? I'm out
of toothpaste. Is it socially acceptable to use ground up Mentos
as a tooth-care substitute? -Skittles If you could
rape anyone on this planet, and not get found out... A) would
you rape anyone? and 2) if so, who would you rape? - Fido Dido I asked
you more questions than that... This damn form keeps eating my
questions... Or is it that you just don't like me? - Fido Dido What are
dog fart sluts? Those Sock
Monkey Stories.. they bring a tear to my eye... I think I'm gonna
cry now.. can I have a hug? - Fido Dido What do
I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me? - BPD How do you
describe colors to a blind man? is blowing
your load on a womans face nesseccery? even if she doesnt know
its coming.....lol? If you had
a choice to either 1: kill all of your enimies or 2: Horribly
embarrass them infront of a crowd whitch would you choose? who do drive
thru windows at banks have briale on the buttons? And dont say
so they can walk thru cuz ive never seen a person walk up to the
bank window. not a blind man any ways how come
there is a page for good questions? us manic depressive fish who
constantly get monkey butt awards deserve some credit. i think
u should make a page with just monkey butt awards. and put this
question on top. my leprauchan
wants to meet you. he says he likes sock monkeys. do u want my
leprauchan? What are
the vaguely round-shaped red marshmallows in Lucky Charms supposed
to be? FartMonkey Do you know
SG* aka Sex God? What ever
happend to Vanilla Ice? - BPD Why do I
hate children, and people in general? why are
we here almighty sock monkey??morbidly_psychotic it's 12:29am
on technically monday (by 29mins).. what do i watch on tv? -Miss
Roger's Sweater I keep forgetting
to come here and ask you questions.. is my memory failing me cuz
of my old age? - Miss Roger's Sweater McDiablo
is back from her trip.. how cool is that? - Miss Roger's Sweater I just looked
to my left.. there's a slurpee cup with melted slurpee in it and
in front of it is a bottle of tacky glue.. which do i drink? -
Slur-peed Kid i'm building
a (actual size) guitar out of popsicle sticks.. is it about time
for me to get out of the house and finally find myself a job?
- Miss Roger's Sweater why is it
my car is making funny noises? -Bearded- what kind
of jobs have you had? do all birds
have feathers? -Bearded- if one day
i woke up and i was no longer the person i was and have no idea
who i will be, what does that make me and how will i ever find
out? -Bearded- why is it
when it comes to a point where i'd have to choose to feel depressed
or feel happy i choose depression? is it because it's so much
easier to feel sad and involves much more effort to be perky?
-Bearded- Have you
ever been to the land of the Lampoolachunks? Mr H. If North
is South and East is West and West is East and South is North..what
is 2+2? Richard What is
THAT? Richard Are you
a Mr. Darcy or a Mr. Collins? Richard It's a bird!
It's a plane! It's a...?????????? Richard Why do I
have a headache? Where is the Advil? McDiablo Who's on
first? What's on second? I Don't know is on third?? McDiablo What is
that flashing orange thing at the bottom of my screen? Aliens?
Bill Gates spying on me?? McDiablo Do you enjoy
rasberries or any delisous fruits? If so, do you enjoy them frozen,
dry, juicy, wet, smushed, gooey or hard? I enjoy mine wet and
juicy and sometimes frozen...;)-kkkkeeelllllyyyy Are shoes
really just a cast of dead frozen peoples feet? and each 'shoe
making place' has one dead frozen person for each size? If so,
Do you know any place i could give my body to after im dead...please,
Im a very strong beliver that feet should be hiden from the world...
hideous things...-kkkeleeelkeleklYY Why must
my butt jiggle so loudly?actually, why must my butt jiggle at
all?????-GooChy If you are
infact a demons child.. Does that mean satan is an sockmonkey?
(sorry if you have recieved this question before.. best i could
think of...please dont shout at me...)-kkkkellekelkYY Have you
gotten a death threat in your snail mail yet? If so, I'd take
it serious..If i were yOU!~!!!!hhahahahrhahharshghahHAGFHHEHAHFhrhAAHAHA..HWAW..ooo dont i have
the most cutest laugh? you know
any GOOF sites? How was
your Canada Day?-Feckur Ever been
employed?-Feckur What about
me? Sally I'm one
of the lucky ones ,I got out right? Sally Do you have
a girlfriend yet? You lost
your virginity at 16 are you mad? Hows my
sweetheart ana going? Tell ana her aussie pussycat friends angelina
and jengo are great and are always upto mischief. Also when is
ana doing another photoshoot and has she been up to any mischief?
Sally Do you take
money orders for the insane snail mail? was it wrong
of me to laugh when i watched the exorcist? all my friends looked
at me like i was nuts, i'm sorry i do not find it scary i just
think it's funny, what with all the jesus-fucking and pissing
and vomiting... - SiNiSTaR you know,
i checked out those 'hanz files' MP3s and i must say there's at
least i don't know, 2 or 3 songs that sound the same, and then
i can barely hear what the fuckers are saying! all i heard was
'you're a bastard, you're a bastard'. what's the fucking deal
here? - SiNiSTaR aahhh..i...ahhh
i am ehh hee hee i'm going crazeee...hee...i need ahh...i need
football... where's the fucking FA cup... shiitt...where's the
freaking spanish football... feed me...feed...ahh, feed me. Please?
- SiNiSTaR any good
books you can recommend? I am in the mood for some reading, baby.
- SiNiSTaR what shall
i eat for dinner? i can't think of anything and i am not too hungry
i just dont wanna wake up in the middle of the night with a hankering
for a hot tub or something... - SiNiSTaR What do
you do if you can't laugh with or at them, because they have absolutely
no discernable sense of humor, not even a shitty, simple one that
a young adolescent might have or a vegetative scrap of one that
might be found in a greeting card, --and you work with them, and
quitting your job isn't immediately realistic? I could laugh "at"
them at first but, really, it's just not funny anymore. what if
you are truly insane to the point where you can't read your rules?
some bitch what is
the meaning of life? some bitch will you
give me directions to your house? some bitch cn two men's
cocks enter a pussy at the same time and explode to gether? What did
you do this past Canada Day? McDiablo Miss Roger's
Sweater and I are up at 9am...this is a normal occurance for me,
but for her it's tough. What should I do to wake her up? McDiablo I am going
on a hike today. Seeing that I don't enjoy hiking all that much,
what can I do to take my mind off of it? McDiablo Why is Aunt
Flo such a bitch?? McDiablo The next
20 hours from when? - Mzebonga Do you like
orgy?i like orgy... Does your
tail turn you on?it turn me and lotsa people on..hehehe How long
can you play with your balls for? if a girl
walked up to you on mainstreet threw you down and started fucking
you would you yell rape??? Well my
cats have done a photo shoot and when I get them delveloped would
you like to see them? Sally I just wanted
to let Bearded know that we all have this obsession with DC but
he can get over it with lots of help from red jubies and being
tied to chair, right DC?Sally Do you know
who your stalker is? Its not me honest. Sally where's
my hand?SG* Are you
ready for the riots and the looting? I didn't
ask the orgiganal Orgy question, but you so rock for likeing Orgy,
they're my favorite. What's you'r favorite Orgy song? -Sparkle
Pixie I hate Deadsy
or however the fuck they spell their name (Fun fact: I'm drunk
weeeeeeeeeeeee). They sound like Orgy but with fuckin crappy lyrics.
I hate it when bands turn origelality into a formula. what do
you think of them? - Sparkle Pixie (ps: I sooo can't spell right
now) well actually
i don't have a beard. so now do you like me? -Bearded- i heard
this question before and i was stumped. will you answer it seriously?
please? "if ignorence is bliss, then why do we seek knowledge?" How do I
get the Siamese cat to stop howling at my cat from outside at
7 in the morning? I know lotsa
people w/ blue eyes. i HATE them all. Why??????? some bitch do you have
any brothers? what are their names? some bitch i cut my
hand with a piece of glass and i couldn't stop looking at it until
it stopped bleeding. Why do I have an obbsession w/ blood? what
should I do about it? some bitch Why are
there so many anti-depressants for sale on TV? Why does
dried blood look like chocolate milk? -Sammy Do you agree
with this? "Only stupid people breed, because they have nothing
better to do." Because it REALLY seems to be the case, at
least around here with the stupid little kids always running around... i want to
kill my cousin. should i be worried about my mental health? or
should i only be worried when i actually kill him? some bitch can you
please send me a e-mail with picture of you bottum If you can't
beat them, but don't want to join them, what should you do? -
Waxter When heading
towards or out of a seat at a stadium or cinema, is it proper
to walk past the other people presenting to them your crotch or
your ass? - Waxter Have you
or any other sock monkey had their tail cut off and had to sew
it back on?And how?-Skittles when will
khia lyrics for her album "thugmisses" be available
? why hasn't
T.I. made a video yet ? They're
quick, but am I much faster? McDiablo The Warped
Tour message board is down. I am absolutely addicted to that board...what
should I do now? McDiablo Speaking
of Warped Tour, I was planning on wearing clothes to it...should
I go for it or just go without wearing any? McDiablo You and
Kermit were getting down and maybe even dirty in those pictures...are
you guys just friends? McDiablo Wouldn't
it be Loverly? Promoting
insaity appears to be a satisfying occupation; however, one wonders
if you would find it more rewarding too apply your richly developed
B.Sing skills in the field of politics? - Richard Truth or
Dare? - R What do
you think of the show "trading spaces"?-Berpee What movie
should i watch tonight? Any suggestions?-Berpee why are
kids run-on batteries? Why is that
if you sleep from 5am-10am people who sleep from 10pm-8am think
you're lazy if they're lazy? whats ur
favorite band? whats ur least favorite band...and would you sadisticly
remove thier hearts if you could...speaking of nsnyc... my name
is peace this is my hour, can i get just a little bit of power?
- SiNiSTaR little brother,
can you hear me? have a heart oh come get near me, misery is not
my friend but i break before i bend. what i see is insanity. whatever
happened to humanity? whatever happened to humanity? whatever
happened to humanity? - SiNiSTaR what colour
contacts would be cool? i don't wanna get anything too boring
like blue or brown but i don't want anything too freakish like
this neon green a guy i know wears... - SiNiSTaR almighty
DC... HAHAH!!! that made me fuckin' laugh.. but seriously, don't
you think the sentence "woah, this shit is messed up son"
is funny? - SiNiSTaR This isn't
a juicy question but why does sound come out of your nose when
you hum? Try this, hum while pinching your nostrils closed. You'll
hear yourself humming for about a second. Then suddenly, Whammo..
The noise hits your closed nostrils. It goes back through your
nose and whether or not it makes it past your throat depends on
how well your nose hairs can keep sound from traveling. So if
someone told you that they ate a song don't call them a fat liar
because thery're not lying. They hummed every note to the song
and it hust went back to their stomache. Instead, just make fun
of them for having thin nostril hairs. Do you ever try to match
the breathing pattern with the person sleeping next to you? Iv'e read
2 of your 30 pages. I'm wondering why you allow questions such
as "hey dc what's my question?" and rantings about cheese
or any other obsessions that were funny in the 6th grade and the
sixth grade only on your site. I can't really say that most of
the qestions are stupid just that some of the ones I read have
as much creativity as something with no creativity at all. I give
you props for taking as many stupid questions as you do and then
adding a very funny response . How long does it usually take you
to come up with answers to our questions? Just for clearification,
I'm not asking how long it takes you to respnd but how long, once
you've read the question, does it take you to get an answer? Do
you ever come up with two answers and don't know which to post?
When I argue with myself I just have spitting contests with other
people pretending to be my debating self to determine who's right.
Anyone who has a spitting contest by themselves has no idea what
they're missing. --hasvient why do so
many people smoke pot? i mean it seems like everybody does it
even people you dont think do it? why i think it's gross I wish you
were a cigarette so I could puff on your butt and know one would
notice. Is this a good thing to say to a very HOT girl to get
her to talk to you? LubisKo Does everyone
need a mother fucker? LubisKo Britany
Spears, rope, car trunk, per dug hole, and no witnesses, need
I say more? LubisKo What does
it mean when you go to piss and spiders come out instead of piss?
LubisKo Why is it
that sane people think that there better than use? LubisKo Who do you
think is the sexiest women ever? LubisKo Are you
having a good day, week, month, year, decade? If not then why?
If you dont want to tell me why in a public place, then you can
email me at givemeallyourmoney@greedyfuckers.com and give me all
your money because im sure you know that the love of money is
the root of all evil and evil is why you maybe having a bad time
lately and I like you to much to see you not doing good. Brought
to you by your friends at Greedyfuckers.com -Lubisko I know its
OK with you if I give you all my money, but is it OK with me?
LubisKo Do I as
to many questions? LubisKo If I told
you liked you for your mind and not your body would you be offended?
LubisKo If you had
the chance to kill Barney in any way you wanted, how would you
do it? LubisKo Is it wrong
to kill cats in humorus ways? LubisKo Can a hermaphrodite
be gay? LubisKo Which bathroom
does a hermaphrodite use or do they have to go out back in the
alley? LubisKo i am currently
watching "kindergarten cop" do i need to get a life?
- Miss Roger's Sweater my new favourite
show is Undergrads, why do they keep putting "for better
or worse" in their timeslot? - Miss Roger's Sweater pepsi, mac
and a cheese, hot dog, well balanced breakfast? - Miss Roger's
Sweater Lately i've
been tired all the time.. i go to bed late, but i sleep in.. yet
i'm still tired... what the heck is wrong with me? -Miss Roger's
Sweater I am fiunally
about to put my death to humanity plans into full swing. Should
I target males or females first?--InsaneLane does my
retainer look like a clingon warship to you??? ~bobspenistassleholder
i heard
once that the stars are gods salt and hes just waiting to eat
us? is it true? or will the sun get pissed off and eat us first?
please i dont wanna die a virgin! Will somebody save us?? ~ bobspenistassleholder
Is it wrong
that I am drinking Pepsi even though I am a Coke lover? Vista Does red
= sex? Vista My tummy
is making weird noises. What should I do to cure this? Vista If gold
rusts, what will iron do? Richard Whoso list
to hunt? Richard Doth God
exact day--labour light denied? Richard Between
the emotion and the response falls the...........? Richard I have been
absent from here for a while, have you missed me DC? For a while
I had what some people refer to as a "life." Also, where
have they moved the articles written by guy with the Q name?--InsaneLane If I, or
anyone/thing else, destroys humanity, what being will evolve to
take the humans place?--InsaneLane Where is
the fungus amoung us?--InsaneLane "How
much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck
wood?" - P.K. Considering
that you have sucessfully articulated the minipulation of adolecent
minds, do you honestly think that you can simply abandon there
corupted little thoughts? Surely you do understand that privilage
is accompanied by responsibility! Consider, that when a seed is
planted, it will not pursumably turn out to be a rose without
the compassionate attention of the gardener. Therefore, by abandoning
your masses and denying them the rapid answers that the need in
order to flourish, how is it that you sleep at night? - Word For a good
portion of this past academic year, the three guys that sat behind
me in English class have called our teacher Richard. However,
his real name is Tim! I approached my teacher inquring if I was
abnormally slow and missed a joke. He proceeded to infrom me that
he too was rather unsure about the origins of such a nickname.
Following this he asked the three guys where such a name for him
could have come from. Lacking verbal eloquence they ardently insisted
that he simply looked like a 'Richard.' However, I have a curiosity
that cannot be satisfied, so I made a commitment with myself that
I should seek the turth behind this mystery. First, I took the
initative too discover the actual meaning of the name 'Richard.'
Astonished, I learned that 'Richard' is German for powerful ruler!
Collapsed in hysterics, I also aknowledged that no indeed, this
could not be so! Clearly, by appreiciating that my English teacher
failed to assume an authoritative position on many issues throughout
the year, I became enlightened. Obviously, the reckless behavior
of the imature fellows that sat behind me prooved as an equally
important revelation. You see, the endured toleration of my teacher
in this situation allowed me to conclued that there was no way
he was a powerful ruler. Therefore, I developed a theory that
those boys where the very epitamy of saterical geniouses! Corroborating
this theory is the evidence that they eagerly insisted that he
'looked like a Richard,' because D.C. you and I both know that
the element of satire is exercised to promote change. Clearly,
considering that he is an English teahcer, he would have to respect
the motive of satire, and see that these boys were mocking him,
he would then have to change the error in his ways, and therebye
issue punishment. Naturally, I have come too realize that such
exploration, and active particpation in B.S. is a gift. Therefore,
considering that I am now proceeding to university and lack much
direction, could you suggest a career where the application of
B.S. is respectable? aren't you
getting crosseyed from reading and answering all these goddamn
questions? - SiNiSTaR why does
'i' come before 'e' except after 'c'? - SiNiSTaR why do people
only seem to call my cell phone when i'm driving? don't they know
it's dangerous to drive while talking on the phone, for fuck's
sake? - SiNiSTaR oh yeah,
before i forget is it okay to drive and drink then? - SiNiSTaR what do
i do if i want to contract athlete's foot? any special procedures?
- SiNiSTaR what do
you call a drink that includes blended frog bits in it? - SiNiSTaR do you think
you'd have insane voicemail greetings for us in the future? -
SiNiSTaR I put three
pairs of socks into my drawers.And the next day there were sock
monkeys!Is there some kind of sock monkey faerie thing?-Skittles "Why
so pale and wan, fond lover?/Prithee, why so pale?" - Dick O mighty
DC, when will the results for June's questionairres and what ifs
be up? Thankyou for your time, O mighty DC - Fido Dido DC, I am
back I have been gone for a long time yes, I want to move back
to Australia where i belong with my new American wife, is this
a good decision? - dane did you
miss me while i was gone DC you sock scrotum? - dane I have a
pimple thing actually under my eye lid should i go to the doctor
to get some medicine? - dane When i move
to australia should i give my pet rat to the lady who gave us
the bird or one of my new brothers in law? - dane have you
heard any of mike pattons bands music peeping-tom? - dane what material
is a sock monkey made of ? - dane are head
jobs better then intercoarse ? - dane i asked
yopu what 8=6 was, was that a smart question ? - dane when i move
back to the best country in tjhe world AUSTRALIA , ha ha, should
i rent or put a loan on a house? - dane do you FART
! ! ! !, ? - dane why arent
any of my old questions been put on the good question award page
thingy? , you bastard dont you update your site, i expect my question
to be there asap or ill eat my own shit- dane do you like
soup? - dane Well...
what color is the most popular color around sock monkeys?? Jeppy Why do some
people worship Shakespear... no offence to the old guy.. but come
on what is so grreat about him? I really want to know.. i mean
ya can't be an english teacher without knowing! Jeepy Have you
ever made socks in to arm warmers? I havn't but I have a feiend
who has.. I dont know if she is cool or werid yet, which do you
think she is?? Do you think
it is wrong to have a friend who is becoming a Metal head after
she hangs out with people for so long who like punk.. not POP
but PUNK.. just so that you get it right.. some asses think Punk
is pop but if you add some ooos to pop you get oooooop! which
it is.. but is it wrong of her?? Jeepy Why does
my friend's computer keep disconnecting on her? McDiablo Don't you
hate it when a family member is in a bad mood? McDiablo I think
Billy Jo Armstrong is calling me a scumbag...when he sings, is
he really speaking to me? McDiablo What am
I going to do tomorrow? McDiablo if i smoke
weed with a goat in a boat and a bear in a chair and a monkie
with no hair what will happen? who sings
that song that goes "im not sick but im not well"? cuz
it is a cool song so do you know who sings it? Do you have
any conspiracy theories pertaining to the dreadful rash of wildfires
across the continent lately? I think that the World Bank and the
Vatican and the Cheney/Bush cartel are phasing in their world
regime with terrorism and "disasters" so that they can
turn the streets over to FEMA and invoke martial law. At least
the Freemasons seem to have left my favorite little cemetery,
unless they all just mercifully dropped dead from being a pack
of crotchety, old, conservative tight-asses.In either case, I'm
off to celebrate with the crows. my aunt
made me burn papers all day.. do you think it's some government
conspiracy? -Miss Roger's Sweater is pyro-ness
a bad thing? - Miss Roger's Sweater it's been
almost a whole day since i've drank carbonated beverages.. i am
tempted.. very tempted.. what the heck should i do? -Miss Roger's
Sweater I broke
a D string on my guitar. that's not as funny as breaking a G string
is it? - Miss Roger's Sweater why is the
weatherman ALWAYS wrong? -Miss Roger's Sweater Where the
hell is my mother? Vista My dad's
work was on fire today. Was he the one who started it? Vista Do all news
anchors in the States wear toupees...even the women? Vista If I were
to try to pass some nonsense such as "NOOOOOOOOO YOU FOOL
THAT'S THE LIQUIFIED CHEESE SPRAY, NOT THE MOSQUITO SPRAY OOOH
NO WERE GONNA DIE AND I NEVER MET SANTA AND I NEVER FOUND OUT
ABOUT THE DANCING SOCK MONKEY AND MY LIFE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY
WORTHLESS!!!ALSO I NEVER FIGURED OUT WHETHER AVACADOS ACTUALLY
EXIST OR ARE JUST A HORRIBLE MYTH OOHNNNOO HERE COMES THE SLEEPING
GAS SO SLEEPY MUST BURN HOSPITAL..AA"off as an actual question,
would you be forced to delete it? If you don't delete it, please
don't give me a monkey butt, and this is not reverse phsycology.
Or is it? Is it true
that if you strike a match behind your butt when you fart, it
will catch fire? I have an interesting and short story that I
recently found in a book all about farts that I own. I am not
making this up. If you want me to post it, include the word 'vinegar'
in your reply. If you simply delete the question, I will take
it as a no.FartMonkey Which came
first, the chicken or the egg? I think its the chicken, do you
agree? FartMonkey If you were
this guy who was planning for years to run away to another country
and you met this girl one day whom you really liked, would you
talk to this girl, let's say, 2 weeks before you left? - or would
you just leave the whatever relationship you guys had just stranded
there? - and why? P.S no one knows you're leaving and you were
determined from the start to fulfill this plan of yours.. until
this girl came into your life. Don't you
ever get tired of answering all these questions? not that it's
any of my business, but you do an absolutely wonderful job at
it. Is dave
the best name ever? do you like
jay and silent bob? inside my
heart and buried deep there lies a secret that i keep a secret
wish that i've composed a secret wish that know one knows....
guess what it is and i'll give you all my money and my autographed
copy of the gunslinger. (roland kicks ass!!!!!!)-MARISSA hey dc how's
it hanging( and by that i mean your luscious, oh so sexy tail)
i was thinking of getting a t-shirt with theinsanedomain printed
on it and a pic of you on the back. do you mind? is that ok? marissa my sister
keeps listening to some kind of music called "rap".
its really annoying and all the lyrics sound like this."
yo yo, suckmahdickmofoshootupniggawhatwhatword, bling bling, slapdahoinherasslethersuckitupandslurpitbitch,
foo" and i really cant stand it. what can i do to get her
to listen to some GOOD music? (serious question, i dont want a
dumbass reply) Who knew
Black Hawk Down had kick ass music? McDiablo My dad just
dropped a plate...what should I do? McDiablo 11 Days
till Warped Tour...what should I do to count down? McDiablo Ska music
is delightful...don't you agree? McDiablo The only
thing in this world that would make me happy would be if I could
go back to November 11, 2001 at around 10:00 a.m. He hates me,
and now I hate myself. I'd like to slap the sonofabitch. Am I
really that pathetic? some bitch how many
web sites are in the infamous "internet" that we all
use? why do so
many people feel the need to publish they're bullshit on the internet? What are
your ambitions, if any? How often
do you bathe? When was
the last time you felt really inspired,---by what, who, etc..? What is
the most subversive thing you have done that you can tell us without
being arrested? Do you ever
cry or are you perfectly insulated from the true horror of reality
at all times? What was
your last dream you remember about? Are you
receiving my telepathic messages yet? If not, I might need to
pull out your tooth and have a look at that transmitter. Have you
ever played leapfrog with a unicorn? What happens
when you put your sock-monkey in the microwave? When that
pixie that lives in my left pre-molar stops telling me to eat
my toes, should I continue my Cocaine enduced Sundance or take
a scenic route down the golden river to meet Grandad Tiki? Are people
who need people REALLY the luckiest people in the world? I say
it's actually those who can eat peanut butter directly out of
the can. FartMonkey Oh, MAN,
why did you do that? Now I have to start all over! FartMonkey The Hives
are Law, You are Crime. True or False? True
or false? Just generally... - Fido Dido I'm fixing
my website now. Don't try to post on it for a while. Okay? - Mzebonga "You
gotta understand, that it's just a matter of fact that you gotta
attack, gotta get it while you can." Have you heard this
song, and do you like the band that wrote it? - Fido Dido Have you
ever read any of these books: 1) anything by Orson Scott Card;
2) Brave New World - Aldous Huxley; 3) 1984 - George Orwell; 4)
Without Feathers - Woody Allen; 5) any of Spike Milligan's War
Diaries ??? They are all most good. - Fish DC, I would
like to say that your idea for fish on wheels is great!!!! I have
been experimenting with it myself for some time, and it works
fantastically!! Already me and my fishy friends the Neil the Eel,
Ray the Ray and Terence the Axolotl (okay, but you try and find
something that rhymes with fucking axolotl !!!) have tried it,
and it works like a dream!! Thank you kindly for your concern
for the sadly neglected life-forms of the aqueous persuasion.
- Fish Isn't ENders
Game by Orson Scott Card the best book ever? and don't you think
anyone who hasn't/refuses to read it should have their skin grafted
off a sqare inch at a time? -Sparkle Pixie When will
this now infamous my.theinsanedomain.com be online? -Sparkle Pixie am i going
completely insane (yeah, i wish) i seem to remember reading this
stephen king short story where this guy is trapped on a deserted
island, and he's a surgeon, and to keep from starving, he starts
to eat himself piece by piece... no one knows what i'm talking
about. i love that story...do you know what i'm talking about?
marissa HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!-marissa
Happy birthday,
DC...did I ever tell you that you dont' look a day past 25..like
Dick Clark? McDiablo Should I
see a movie that is said to be an 'action packed roller coaster
ride'? McDiablo My friends
got a slurpee without me. Are you as outraged as I am? McDiablo Why is my
mom such a dorky Harry Potter fan? McDiablo is it cool
if i have a slurpee in honour of your birthday? (i'm gonna have
one anyway) - Miss Roger's Sweater i burned
more papers this morning.. is it bad to burn things when it's
almost 30 degrees outside? - Miss Roger's Sweater my new guitar
strings are thin and feel loose, am i just going nuts or are these
some creepy strings? - Miss Roger's Sweater i can almost
float! will i ever fully learn to swim? - Miss Roger's Sweater In order
to float i need to relax, does that mean i need to drink or take
something to "chill" me out? - Miss Roger's Sweater why won't
my vcr tape shows above channel 47? i can't tape undergrads :(
- Miss Roger's Sweater If I sliced
her face off like a slab of boiled ham do you think she would
shut up? You need lips to talk with your mouth, right? wots the
point of having a guy if they are just goin to make you sad? Schon Geburtstag
zu dir, Schon Geburtstag zu dir, Schon Geburtstag zu DC, Schon
Geburtstag zu dir. I know it's breaking the rules about no foreign
language, but I had to do it and I know all the words are wrong
so anybody who wants to correct it can go consume copious amounts
of hay. And did you know that Spiro Agnew is an anagram of "grow
a penis"? - Fish Have you
or anyone else ever tried playing a two-hour performance on bass
guitar with an unstrapped, broken finger? It really hurts! - Fish
So I have
finally fallen in to asking you an "insane" question.
Yet this is a time of despair and I have an excuse, one of my
sock monkeys committed suicide and his ghost haunts me. I think
he took over my cats body because my cat will only eat fried bananas.
What on Earth shall I do? Is it left
or right after you turn down the treacle mountains towards an
insect called Herdert the seventh? Are you
waiting for us to ask you, "why don't you change 'last updated
June 21st 2002' at the top of your questions page, before you
change it? How can
someone be Tickled Pink? Vista I'm bored...is
it time to burn the house down yet? Vista It's 10:24am...time
to get dressed yet? Vista Happy Birthday
DC! I got you this life size plaster cast of an elephant as a
present. And the Smashing Pumpkins wrote that song... So what
do you think of it? - Fido Dido Your views
on goth's? and why am is o bored? is it wrong
to have read more books then your friend, when he said at the
beginning of the summer that he was going to read more then you
and yet you are kickin his butt?? Jeepy Is it wrong
to like a guy that you liked in gr. 8 then you were like whatever
and then you saw him like 6 yrs later.. and then you were like
whatever cuz you found out he had a girlfriend.. but now a friend
is always trying to get you together? Is it wrong for you to think
about going out with him??? Jeepy Do you actually
enjoy answering all these questions, just as much as my friends
enjoy sock monkey proning me?? Jeepy Is it wrong
that m y friends sock monkey porn me and I enjoy it?? Jeepy What if
a human and a monkey made a baby and the monkey ate the human
and went crazy and started eating everyone wearing a pink frilly
hat? Do you like
the smell of cunt? How long
is it? When was
the last time you took a shit? Is Steve
Urkel the coolest guy in the world? Whats your
favorite flavour condom? Do you think
the Queen is a hot momma? What happens
when you jerk off too much? Is there
something wrong with you when frogs come out your ass? You know
each time we ask a question and submit it... well in the next
page you call us freaks! What the hell is that all about? can you
speak spanish ? - dane now I am
back i am going to ask questions frequently, does this please
you? - dane Who do you
think would win a fight between a Lion and a Bear ? - dane Do you think
transgenic organ transplantations should be studied further to
become possible there for causing no more needless deaths amoung
pathetic humans who die all the time from lack of organs avalibe?
- dane I saw willy
wonka and the chocolate factory on DVD today, do you like this
movie and if so have you seen it on DVD which makes it all the
more fun to watch charlie win the golden ticket? - dane Pizza? -
dane should you
be aloud to enter and partisipate in the special olympics ( retarded
olympics ) i like to call then, if you just have a sprained ankle
and cant run in the normal olympics? - dane are you
canadian? - dane Whats some
good ways you can cool off if it is terribly hot and all you have
is a couple of fans that only blow crappy hot air on you ? - dane is it normal
that every time you touch your testicles you get an erection?
- dane
Why do you
think humans must destroy everything and everyone? - dane why does
your home page thing say click here yadda yadda or whatever and
it says every question every answered and it is not every question
ever answered cause all my old question are not on it ? I demand
an answer - dane DC is your
name and the first letter D is the first letter of my name, do
you think this has some deap and meaningfull meaning that means
something meaningfull. ? - dane if you had
to call yourself something besides DC what would your name be
mr potato dick ? - dane hey my grandparents
r having thier 45th anniversary and im planning on renting monkeys..what
color should i get them in??.. If I have
a vision problem and my parents tell someone who I do not want
to know, how do I make them shutup? when you
read to yourself do you hear your own voice in your head?--hasvient Can I contribute
a story to your site? i can't
remember if i've already asked questions, uh did you know today
is 7eleben's 75th anniversary? - Miss Roger's Sweatedr There is
this spider on the wall. He is kinda gettin on my nerves. he just
sits there, looking ast me all day. then at night, he disappears
for hours. then I look away, and he is back. Where does he go
to? Is he participating in a secret covert meeting for some terrorist
group? Or is he just eating the cheese out of my fridge(which
up to know I've blamed on the Romanian Resistance)? --InsaneLane DC, have
you ever been forced to wear a tie? If so, what type of tie was
it, a bow tie, or a regular tie, and what color/design?--InsaneLane One of my
friends happened to experience the condom coming off inside her(wasn't
me damn it, no bloody luck). What kind of advice should I give
her to prevent this from happening again?--InsaneLane If you were
growing up a gurkin, in a monkey world, would you buy a flavoured
cardboard box? bibble bobble<----
does that mean anything to you ? - dane are you
going to do this for the rest of your life ? - dane if you had
to choose one, is it better to be smart or patient ? - dane will a dog
lick its own butt if you put honey all over it? - dane do you like
me ? - dane i asked
you why any of my old questions were not on the good questions
page thing and you said " well did any of your questions
get an award " or whatever the hell you said and the answer
is Yes one of my questions did , so why the hell isnt it on there
? , i am hurt - dane do you beleive
in anything you cannot see like god and fairies? - dane if you go
to hell cause you kill a human , will you go to hell if you kill
lots of tiny animals that would equill the size of a human ? -
dane do dead
babies float ? - dane what is
your favorite sandwhich speread ? - dane how do i
obtain enough cocaine to fill a pick up truck without having to
kill anyone or have sex with people that are the same sex as i
am ? - dane what is
the most impressive thing you can do? - dane do you like
vantriliquism ? - dane what do
i say to someone i hate that is suicidal??? Where is
the Tome of Eternal Darkness?! You have
not given out a good question award to recently, where are the
good question askers? um that guy who cant decide on a handle.
If I were
a blood sucking hairless cat with an overbite would you have dinner
with me? LubisKo Do you need
to get layed as badly as I do? LubisKo What should
you do if there is a worm hanging out of your dick hole? LubisKo Will this
rash ever go away? LubisKo Do you believe
in the flying weed stealing squerrals form Insanetonya? LubisKo Is it possible
to ask to many questions in one night? LubisKo How much
is to much? And how do you know? LubisKo don't you
think that getting paid for your work on the website will make
whatever you do seem hollow and forced, because all you'll be
thinking about then is the money? - SiNiSTaR Who is the
dumbest person in the world? LubisKo how long
can you go without taking a bath? - SiNiSTaR one guy
i know said he wasn't turned on by seeing girl-on-girl porn, but
i know he's lying. Why does he have to lie about something stupid
like that? - SiNiSTaR If everybody
in the world would fart at the same time, would we all die? -
C0ckm@ster does Tropicana
Florida Orange Juice really taste like it just came off the tree?--InsaneLane When one
is told what to do, does that allow them to have freewill ? Being
told and carrying it out, does that mean they are no longer doing
it out of their own freewill ? In reality, don't we have the freewill
to make the last decision in the matter ? - dane What do
you believe to be "the common good"? What is the most
important task that humanity faces? - dane i like sandwhiches
, do you? - dane 1. What
are the side effects of the medication I'm currently taking or
considering taking? is it possible
to ever really know you are in love or is it all just chemical
inbalences of the brain playing tricks on you? - dane how many
questions can you put on one page ? , can you put every single
question i have asked since the last latest questions asked page
? and is so will you do it ? - dane do i every
actually ask any questions that you like answering ? - dane How did
proteins ever first evolve? - dane So, I went
to move my website and it's in transition. But my current hosting
company aren't getting back to me to confirm that they're moving
the DNS settings, so, bastards, basically. But I have a new look
site ready to go. It looks a bit more like your site, though.
Will you be pissed at me if I launch it? - Mzebonga Is suicide
really painless? - Fido Dido . I am deeply
perplexed as to whether I seek tantra as a vehicle to experience
and satisfy my ardent, erotic, and delightfully sensuous fetishes
or as a gateway to unblock my traditionally based sexual desires
and societal-acceptable nurtured libido. I have a perpetually
ravenous and genuinely wonderful fetish for pretty, well-groomed,
soft (female) feet and toes; furry bedroom slippers/fur massage
mitts; and sensuous tickling. I dream of sharing and savoring
the ecstasy of sensual pleasure with a woman who would agree with
my love of this fetish. Am I wrong to turn to tantra for this
reason? Do I deceive myself that such a woman partner could actually
exist? Have I looked upon tantra in a selfish manner as a prayer
answered? - dane When I was
a child I grew a mould garden from mashed potato, cheese and vegetable
soup, all placed in tightly sealed jar. I was disappointed when
it grew only a boring monoculture of short, grey fur. Now that
I'm grown up, I'd like to repeat the experiment, but can you tell
me DC what I should put in the jar to ensure a more interesting
variety of colours and growth? - dane Suppose
a large ship, such as the QE2, is floating freely alongside a
quay and no forces such as wind or sea currents are acting on
it. If I stand on the quay and push the side of the ship, will
it move, even very slowly and slightly? Or is there some sort
of limiting friction caused by all those water molecules around
the hull that can only be overcome by a much larger threshold
force? - dane If human
beings were wiped out by some sort of catastrophe such as a lethal
virus, meteorite impact or the effects of global warming, would
any evidence of our existence and intelligence remain to be discovered
by an intelligent life form inhabiting the Earth 65 million years
later? - dane what is
truth? - dane why did
my mum and dad name me dane? - dane why don't
you come up with better questions? were do
girls like it best in the ass or pussey?
Sorry DC,
this isn't a question. I disagree with you and your answer to
my question "Where is the fungus amoung us?" Humans
aren't a fungus, they are a super-virus.--InsaneLane Wait...
is that... is that what I think it is? - Fido Dido does chemcials
in water effect the kind of deceases we get? Hurrah!
I love you, DC. Can I have your children? - Fido Dido Can I say
some bad words or will you wash my mouth out with soap? McDiablo Why are
Americans so dumb and say "roof" funny? McDiablo What's the
number for 9-1-1? Hey, didn't Homer Simpson say that? McDiablo Okay, so
I'm sitting on my friends steps under the influence of highly
wierd drug. I begin in a conversation about a spider with a million
legs with a 2x4 post at the bottom of the steps convinced that
it was a friend of mine. What would you think if you were that
2x4 and I start screaming and babbering about a large slithering
kangaroo underneat a speedbump? ok why do insurance
companies charge more for a younger person? just cause we are
younger they assume we are more reckless but i find more of older
drivers are more assholes on the road than younger. they are chargeing
us for something that we havent done yet!!!!! i hate that they
are raping me up the ass!!! $5500/year!!!! jeeze - "Roses
are wilting, violets are dead, I salted your garden. HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!"
Do you like my poem? - Fish Massage
my shoulders, please? - SiNiSTaR A (veggie)
burger and a (tofu) shake, please? - SiNiSTaR Why does
Jesus love Mrs. Robinson more than she would know? - SiNiSTaR What the
hell is toe jam tea? Would
you eat THAT? - SiNiSTaR Tiaras are
fucking stupid... right? - SiNiSTaR How do i
tell if i have breast cancer? - SiNiSTaR i can't
seem to get the gold in 'gold rush'... is this a conspiracy of
yours to make me bald when i tear my hair out in frustration and
anguish? - SiNiSTaR Can i say
something? I love you. I have never said that before, have i?
well...i mean it. My life would be empty without you my love.
could you ever feel the same for me, even a tiny weenie little
bit? - SiNiSTaR i feel that
the insane domain is a haven for people of MY kind. No longer
do i get weird stares, hell there are no stares here but at least
i know that people like me are out there and it fills me with
happiness and hope...what about you? and, can i just say thanks?
- SiNiSTaR Why didn't
you answer my Pre-molar dwelling pixie question? It's been four
days and i'm in the same scary situation. It says that only DC
will tell me the right way, but you won't!!!!!!!!! Help! So what
should i do? Have yoy ever been in the same situation? When will
the sock monky's get here? Ahem. This
question is entitled..."Why?" it's not my first question
but it is my first w/ this name....Ooogle. And now we may proceed
to the question. Apptly entitled..."Why?" This is indeed
a pressing question. And now we shall begin.... Why is it that
just now I had a reall y weird craving for peanut butter??? I
haven't eaten it in ages and suddenly I find myself REALLY wanting
to eat pure smooth peanut butter...not on sandwiches or anything
but like those dumbass Americans sometimes do on TV, like out
of the jar. I've never done that before..nor have I had the craving.
And then WHY was the peanut butter hiding from me?? Did it just
not want to be eaten?? In which case, why didn't it use the magical
powers that all type of peanut butter have and just disappear??
And then when I found it it half empty when before I wanted it
it had been full of lucious peanut butter??? Also why was it that
when I started eating it I discovered it was out of date?? And
not so delious?? And then I couldn't find the other jar so I assumed
it had used it's powers and run away, was I right?? And why will
no one read this overly long question?? Cuz it's too boring and
that red writing makes your head and eyes hurt?? On this note
I leave you to run barfoot to the nearest shop (1mile away) for
some God damn peanut butter! Thank you for your time..have a nice
day! - Ooogle Why does
Shakira's voice sound so weird? Why do I
feel like ppl on instant messengers are ignoring me? Why haven't
I sent questions in a while?? What the
hell is with that alien in a jar thing? What do you do with it?
What DO you DO? - Fido Dido Hey DC i
have something amazing to tell you , A long time ago i asked you
the question " what does antidisastablishment mean ? "
and you said to look it up in the dictionary, well i was bored
and i typed that word in the serch bar for something to do and
i was looking at the results that came up and one of the results
was me asking you the question, It said dane blah blah something
about you saying your friends and the word antidisastablishmentarianism
and i clicked on it and it took me to the page where i asked you
that. 1) isnt that amzing ? 2) how does that happen on the net?
, like i mean how was it a link to that word ? 3) who does that?
or does it just ordimaticly happen that it is put as a link on
the net? 4) did you have anything to do with that? seriously
i want to know i was amazed , i fell so speacial, and by the way
it isnt in the dictionary. - dane did you
ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a blow job right before
she kissed you good night? - dane do you have
a yahoo messenger?, if you do what is your screen name so i can
play you at pool one day - dane will we
ever learn? - dane do you think
the oompa loompas from willy wanker and the cunt factory had small
penises or large penises? - dane here is
my thoughts on love: love is like a fat person, it stinks cause
it cant be washed properly cause of all the fat rolls which are
loves imperfections, do you agree with this? - dane which language
is the hardest language to learn in the whole entire world of
languages? - dane i hate religeon,
but does science really prove anything, like do we REALLY know
that the world is round and shit like that? - dane I want to
kill every fucking stupid fucker on this fucked up planet , i
fucking hate every mother fucking cunt faced fuck head in the
fucking world , fuck!,............after getting that off my hairy
chest, why do humans actually like the crapy band Hanson? - dane Why are
the same people asking different questions?~SG* I think
that you're kind of stingy with the stinkymonkey butt awards and
possibly some kind of masochist or saint or both to answer so
much dribble. While practicing for such feats of endurance, do
you flog yourself with your own tail to achieve nirvana or is
it some sort of Shaolin, boiling water on your head, hands and
knees balancing trick that you use? Also, although you have told
us to, "ask away" have you considered limiting the number
of questions per day, per reader? I, for one, would have no objections
as I have already paid good money to an actual (kick-ass brilliant)
psychotherapist and peruse your site mainly for entertainment
and the creative exercise that you offer us, so generously, for
free. What do
you think of Courtney Love? I used to hate her but after a slow,
agonizing period of brainwashing, I grew to enjoy her music. Also,
if you hate/dislike her, which I dont blame you if you do, why
do you not like her? Sincerely MeowMix. Huzzah!
<cries from the joy of seeing the my.theinsanedomain.com preview>
Thankyou.... I have waited long for this day... And now I have
seen the light, I wish to see more... Whence I see the finished
my.theinsanedomain.com I can die happy... I hope to make an impact
once it is finished... Do you think I will? - Fido Dido do dogs
really eat the skin of other dogs? Hey DC i
have something amazing to tell you , A long time ago i asked you
the question " what does antidisastablishment mean ? "
and you said to look it up in the dictionary, well i was bored
and i typed that word in the serch bar for something to do and
i was looking at the results that came up and one of the results
was me asking you the question, It said dane blah blah something
about you saying your friends and the word antidisastablishmentarianism
and i clicked on it and it took me to the page where i asked you
that. 1) isnt that amzing ? 2) how does that happen on the net?
, like i mean how was it a link to that word ? 3) who does that?
or does it just ordimaticly happen that it is put as a link on
the net? 4) did you have anything to do with that?
i seriously wanted a question
for this answer and you just typed some bull shit about robots
and spider can you prett please give me an aner or ill be sad
- dane DC I would
love to send you money but there is a problem I cant send you
money right now cause im moving back home and i am saving really
full on and the other is i will only be able to send you money
when i get ahead in life money wize that is , and when i do it
will be in australia and the australian dollar rate is only half
the american dollar so if i send you $200 it will only be $100
which is a lot of money but if i do that then sending it to you
would mean while the money goes through the dollar rate preccess
thing i would loose half of it , so what should I do ? - dane Have you
heard the album Mike Patton did with Japanese band Melt Banana
? - dane hey you
gave me a monkey bum award , seriously i asked for one and you
delivered , thank you very much DC even though you gave it not
cause i asked but cause you saw fit to do so I will pretend you
like me and gave it to me cause i wanted it very much indeed,
do you mind if i live this little fantasy for a while? - dane I am obbessed
with the following words , i cant stop saying them, ( gimp , pimp
, scrotum , puss , cunt , soup , sloth , toast ) , are there anywords
which you enjoy saying or are obbessed with ? - dane do you want
to know what i look like? - dane i just took
a crap , i really did , and it wasnt a couple of big logs they
where all little bits like the size of marbles, does this ever
happen to you? - dane Speaking
of poo and related thing as such, In Australia mexican food is
a rare kind of speciallity thing you can buy the crap to make
it with in the stores but you rarely see it as an eat out thing
, I have never had it before coming over here and i hated it at
first but now i love it , the crap i was talking about in the
stores you can get to make i like re-fried beans and stuff are
pretty expensive in australia well not that much more expensive
then here but it would be an expensive meal to buy heaps of crap
just so you could have a couple of bean and cheese buritos and
an enchilarda however you spell it , so when i am back there what
should i do to keep myself from having mexican food withdrawels
and getting the shakes? just so i know aswell is this too much
typing for one question? thing i know you said you can tell a
little story or whatever with it and thats just what i did, just
thought id ask - dane I have a
sprained ankle and the cat keeps rubbing against it and it hurts
, what should i do to stop it from rubbing against it and causing
pain ? i dont want to hurt it just stop it - dane how the
hell could you not like butter on your sandwhich i like a thick
layer on both bits of bread , when I went to Japan all theri food
on the plane was shit orthentic Jap crap the on thing i would
eat is the butter so i just ate the whole tub thing on its own
, butter is yummy , you butter hating bastard, how is it possible
to not like butter on your sandwhiches ? - dane since I
do not beleive in god can I look up to you as a godly figure so
to speak? would it be too much responsibility for you ? - dane hey instead
of money for now or for a long time untill i am able you would
like toys yes? what kind of toys i have lots of DC and Marvel
figureens and sponge bob square pants and powerpuff girls toys
do you like any of these ? - dane would you
send a squirell through customs to australia for me ?, Im not
there yet but if you send it shipment it will take 1 or 2 months
to get there i want one as a pet i will be the only person there
with one cause well... they are not there, if you put enough nuts
in the box with it it might live i guess - dane ok the squirell
in exchange for toye or money yes ? - dane do you own
one computer or two like i do? , ha ha i am kidding i only own
one i am not a hoytie toytie rich so of a..... - dane why do nerds
always smell like fart ? - dane I am trying
to think of questions that will give me good question rewards
but i cant think of any , only shit questions , why is this ?
, and please dont make your answer an insult to me - dane I am listening
to fantomas's second album while asking these questions and the
CD ended and it went to my wifes Fiona Apple CD and i actually
dont mind it , it isnt a typical popular poppy type cd it is intersting
to a certain point, what is your opinion on her? - dane why do fat
people breath heavy and loud?, you can hear it more then normal
people in saying that im not saying that fat people arent normall
well you know what i mean anyway - dane have you
ever held a frog in your hands? - dane Do you have
a family tree? You know, those diagrams showing your ancestors
and relaitions. - Fido Dido why does
a spoon full of sugar help the medicine go down ? - dane do you make
love to humans or other sock monkeys of the female gender ? -
dane Can we ever
escape our past, or are we doomed to a future of biobabble? -
dane Would an
extra-terrestrial civilization develop the same mathematics as
ours? If not, how could theirs possibly be different?, I mean
their number could be writen diferently but shurely it would be
the same wouldn't you think so? - dane DC i want
your serious insight on this , Mathermatic, how do we know that
mathermatics that we humans have invented is correct or just correct
to us ?, I mean it could be totally wrong, it works for us, but
with using our mathermatics, do you really know how far the next
sollar system is? and even if we can work out correctly how much
fuel it would take to get there using our mathermatics, which
is right to us could it in fact be wrong? . - dane do you eat
tuna? just wondering cause my wife does but she is a vegitarian,
which avoids the whole point of being a vegitarian i suppose but
it is the only animal product she will eat - dane I really
want to know what it is like to kill someone, what do you think
would be the closest way to feel that feeling without actually
killing someone? - dane with apparently
greater opertunities avallible to people these days in any chosen
feild, why are fewer people not acheiving greatness to the required
and the individual want level compared to many years ago, do you
think it could be that there are way more opions and those opions
are more difficult to get these days? - dane did you
know on willy wonka and the chocolate factory when the cast walked
into the world of imagination room on the movie the cast where
actually seeing it for the first time so their reaction to the
amazing set was real? - dane DC what
is your actuall job? , i mean you cant survive on this so what
do you do to make a living? - dane are you
proud of me? - dane what do
the sock monkeys do when another sock monkey dies? , what is the
funeral like ? - dane inisiation
doesnt only restric itself to humans DC, did you know that squirells
have inisiations too? where the squirell has to put as many nuts
in its mouth all at once and some squirells have been found with
deforemed mouths because of it, isnt that funny? - dane I know you
dont like people using your magnificant Q&A page to put links
on but can i put this link on your page ? its just one of my favorite
pages and it would be cool if i could share its beauty with other
pathetic people such as myself - dane you did
give me a good question award dam it, the question was about why
do people ask how are you , i really dopnt think they care , so
pull your socks up DC dam it - dane i think
maggot is a funny word dont you? - dane do you own
a digital camera? - dane Why do so
many people hate tomatoes? They don't even taste like anything. DC i saw
a question someone asked you where to find the G-spot on a female
and you said you were not quite sure and told them to finbd out
and enlighten you well ill do it for you so here it goes, Most
people think the G-spot on a female is the clitorus but they are
wrong , the clitorus is like a penis it is just a feel good organ
the actuall G-spot is located on the upper wall of in iner vaginal
hole as you may want to call it , it is about the lengh of your
middle finger in and if you stick your finger in you might be
able to find it on the top wall it feels like a little pebble
hard but not as hard as a rock, the male has three G-spots and
they are all in the rectum. I hope this may come usfull to you
- dane how are
you today DC? - dane how come
every thing in life seems to go wrong for me? - dane why did
they call the adams apple the adams apple? - dane would you
consider a man that takes up knitting as a hobbie cause he has
nothing to do , to be rather homosexually oreintated to the max
or maybe just to the xam? - dane DC spelt
backwards is CD like CD's that you play on your stereo, isn't
that fasinating? - dane do you often
simmer through old questions you have answered and chuckle at
your responses? - dane although
"spontainious humam combustion" is considered to be
very rare , should i be worried that it could happen to me at
all ? - dane when the
planets line in perfect formation willthe earth open and reveal
a hell firery extant death that will be the end of all man kind
? - dane does the
effect of the suns blazing rays mean that if i go outside i will
be vapourized into ash? - dane is it gratuitous
to exept free drugs or free drug money ? - dane what if
you where the one asking the questions and i was the one answering
them? - dane Why are
websites www. why are there 3 w's? - dane I hate it
when you click something on the computer like restore your desktop
and it says " are you sure you want to restore your desktop
" , how stupid , have you actually ever clicked a button
and it said blah blah are you sure then you thought well now when
i come to think about it i dont ? - dane I didn't
get any awards on the Questionnaire. I'm crushed. Am I not as
insane anymore? McDiablo I have chicken
breath....what should I do to get rid of it so I don't scare away
vegetarians and what not? McDiablo Why is my
sister's room clean? This is truly a first.......... McDiablo why do we
masterbate I just got
invited to play in the band at the premiere of the film "Dirty
Deeds"!!! We get $120 an hour, get introduced to the stars,
and get to see the movie and unlimited food free!!!! Is that not
most royally cool? - Fish This is
freaky!!! I did a survey of the Year 7/Form 1 students just coming
into our high school for the past few years, and I found that
they are getting shorter!!! The average height for year 7's is
getting smaller by approximately 2cm a year!!! At this rate, in
50 years they'll be so small we accidentally tread on them!! Should
I capture year 7's and have a tug-o'-war with them to make them
longer? - Fish Where the
fuck has my nose gone? It was here a minute ago, and now its disappeared!
Is it off sniffing the cat again? - Fish I've noticed
that you haven't given out any good question awards in a long
time. Why is that? And don't say that they wern't worth it, coz
I've seen a number that were up to the standard. -Waxter My girlfriend
is terrified of clowns, ventriloquists dummies and spiders. I
want to make her watch the movies It (with an evil clown), Childs
Play (with an evil ventriloquists dummie) and Eight Legged Freaks
(with evil spiders) so that she will be able to face her fears,
but she refuses to see them. How can I get her to watch them with
me (no physical violence of course)? -Waxter On the topic,
what are you scared of? - Waxter I am capable
of lifting my own weight. I am also capable of lifting a chair.
I am also capable of lifting my own weight puls the weight of
a chair. So why then, am I unable to get myself off the ground
when I sit on a chair and lift? - Waxter Have you
ever heard of the author Philip Jose Farmer? If you like good
sci fi like enders game, I would really reccomend anything by
Farmer. - Waxter Wouldn't
it be cool to be able to give someone an orgasm just by looking
at them? I reckon it would, you could embarass the hell out of
anyone! (while also giving them a good time) - Waxter If you could
have any superpower, what would it be? - Waxter Shinigami
means God of Death.Do you know what means Goddess of Death?-Skittles are there
ghosts? how do you
measure your weight?kilos?pounds? do you know
where i can find a borderland? i want to go to the Territories.
perhaps i should follow the Beam.-marissa
what do
you think about stem cell research? how do you
cope up with all these questions? -Bearded- Do you actually
have to think up good answers to each of the questions? -Bearded-
what would
you do if someone broke into your home and stole your most prized
possession? -Bearded- Dont you
just hate people that rip off your ideas and try to make themselves
look as cool as you ? -Bearded- is there
such a thing as a love potion? -Bearded- do all old people smell
funny? -Bearded- if someone came up to you and said, "why
the hell are you stepping on my fucking toes!!!", what would
you say? -Bearded- Would you own up for something you did even
though someone else would gladly take the blame? -Bearded- If
you had a deepest, darkest, secret, would you tell someone about
it? and that someone is a person that you could trust with your
life? -Bearded-if
i were scared to be alone, would you come and sit by my side?
-Bearded- if the was one place you could choose to go, which place
would that be? -Bearded- why did you choose a dinosaur head for
the good question award? -Bearded- Would you leave your sock monkey
companion for better sex with a human? -Bearded- do you even have
a sock monkey companion? -Bearded- how long is your tongue? -Bearded-
do you ever feel that time is passing by too fast? -Bearded- do
you prefer curly or straight hair? -Bearded- if someone dared
you to wear a turban for 20 days staright without taking it off,
would you? -Bearded- would you jeopardize your career to pursue
your dream? -Bearded- do you believe in ghosts? -Bearded- Do you
believe in soulmates? -Bearded- if soulmates were indeed a fact,
would you ever find that person? and if you did, would you tell
the person how you felt, even if you may be rejected? -Bearded-
It's late
and I'm tired, I have lots of work to do, but I could do it tomorrow.
Should I go to bed? - Waxter Am I cool? Why is it that the later
it gets and the more tired I get, the more insane I become? -
Waxter Aren't cockneys cool? I think they rule! If you see a cockney,
tell him he's cool. - Waxter Oops, that last question rhymed.
And I know how much you hate little poems. Silly me. I'm feeling
quite foolish. I'll just go off to bed now. Will you read me a
bedtime story and tuck me in? - Waxter Please DC,
tell me I'm cool. Please oh please tell me I'm cool! - Waxter
Think
about this. You have never seen the outside. You have spent your
entire life up to this point locked in a single room. One day,
the door is unlocked and you wander outside into the middle of
a bustling city. What would your first reaction be? - Waxter I saw my
cat sniffing toothpaste....Theres something wrong isnt there?What
should i do?-Skittles So, I did
a lot of work and I brought it back to life. BogGoblin has returned.
Admittedly, I accidentally wiped 3 months of the "Cats Are
Saints" section and I'm not sure how to tell Sally or the
Cat Higher chamber. Are you glad to have BogGoblin back? Do you
think the cats will forgive me? - Mzebonga How can
I have a major impact on the world? |
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Sanimal,
what's all that noise down th-OH MY GOD SAANMIAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! THAT WAS MY LAST BASKET OF CHEESE FROM GRANDMOTHER
AND NOW SHE'S DEAD!!!!I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND STICK
IT ON THE TOP OF MY CHIMNEY AND AS FOR YOUR TESTICLES, WELL, YOU
BETTER HOPE T-Oh, it's only you , DC. Sorry! The shadows made
you look twisted and grotesque..now the light is back and I must
say you are quite handsome. Carry on! FartMonkey