Where
did you get the name for The Isane Domain? Why not something else? What is
the best question you've ever been asked? one time
i had sex with a goat. i had fun but the goat seemed to be upset.
it feels i raped it so i bought it a box of chocolates. it was
happy but what should i do about those americans? - Osama Girls have
all kinds of underwear. some purple... black, pink, white etc...
but guys seem to be yellow in the front and brown in the back.
why dont people wipe their ass and ~wiggle~ their dick? if grass
is green, and oranges are orange, how many pancakes would it take
to reach the moon??? DC, can
I eat your eggs? do u have
any pictures of people haveing sex in diapers what the
hell is sammy d and salmonella? i think
i'm a nympho. i get no pleasure from sex, i just want more and
more of it. it's really frustrating. what can i do to cure me
of this illness?? why is
the sky ruddy and my fate bloody? how do
you tell someone that you don't love him, you just want to fuck
him? Yo Dick
Cocksucker why haven't you answered or even posted my question,
I want to know your views as a sock monkey on socks and sockmnkeys
being used as cum rags. Have you ever been used as a cum rag.
I understand if you won't answer this question because its a sensitive
subject but if your not answering because I call you Dick Cocksuker
then you suck. Why do
they give you a chocklate at richy hotels?--Mistofflies wassup
DC?havnt wrote to yo in a while (in hospital) well when i was
in the "mental ward" i wondered what colour a smurf
would go if i choked the little shit!!and its already blue so
it has to go another coulor....what do you think?--JIMPIMP wassup
DC my homie?ive read your whole website and it FUCKIN ROCKS!!!im
just curious...how long did it take you to get it this good?--JIMPIMP why did
they create the scary creatures they called "tamagotchi's"
and "gigapets"? I cant sleep anymore! They haunt me
in my dreams. How do i make them go away? Help, i see dead "tamagotchi's"! why are
u insane? do sock
monkey's shit? do sock
monkeys have sex? is anna
purring?
Please
advise me what to do with a box of rubberbands and a pound of
tofu. Does this
look dirty to you ( . ) ( . ) ? or how about this ( |# #| ) ?
you pervert! - The X Why do
these damn drivers have to freakin speed all the time? what the
hell are they thinking? doig 90k in a 50k zone? grr it pisses
me off!! What do you think of this?-Swanky Are you
gonna say happy birthday to me?-Swanky My fingernails
keep splitting. Should I drink more milk? McDiablo How did
the insult word "dumb ass" orginate? McDiablo so did
The 7th Guest creep you out as much as it did me?? all those flying
women in white...and that disgusting old goat with that shitty
young woman!! I'm hungry.
Feed me peanuts. i know
a person who claims she can astral project herself. that really
sucks ass...is there any way i can find out the truth? I'm really
a nice caring guy but everyone thinks I'm some sort of fist swinging
maniac, not that I don't do that occasionally and I do like a
good fight, but I'm far from being a maniac, oh yeah and the way
I drive really scares the hell out of people. Is there such a
tging as maniac denial? Well the
dress didn't make me puke because I picked it since I had to pay
for it, yes thats right I had to pay for it. I probably won't
use it again either ,don't you hate that, buying an exspensive
dress that you won't wear again? Sally My cat
Angelina was wondering if Ana will let her be the second in charge
when the cats take over ,if not can she have a really important
job? Sally How are
things for you lately? Whats been happening with mike patton?
Hows Ana? Hows Jcp? Sally Why is
anything made with raspberries called Melba? Sally What do
you think of mangoes? Sally Whats the
best fruit and the most boring fruit? Sally So in things
that suck section, has any of that happened to you and how annoying
was it for you? Sally when are
you changing the 'what if's'? i waited a whole month for them
to change and it's still the same bleeding thing!!!! Are you
one of us who feel that these types of intentional disagreements
between high pitched female singers is demeaning and retarded?--Mistofflies Yo Dick
Cocksucker, I can understand everything that Keeny from Southpark
and Boomhower from King of the Hill say. Am I gifted, and how
can I use this gift to benifit humanity. damn them
all. and why exactly did the banana do THAT? i mean, it was uncalled
for, and violent. do you think it should be punished? - Fido Dido even you
have, even you need, i dont mean to stare, we dont have to breed,
we could plant a house, we could build a tree, i dont even care,
we could do all three, she said. but did she? did she indeed.....?
- Fido Dido wtf?! pardon
the link, but <some url that wasn't working?> <----what
on earth is that? - Fido Dido Is Stanley
a good boy? And, if he is, how does that merit and advertising
campaign? - Mzebonga Are those
days really over? - Mzebonga What does
"demon child" stand for? - Mzebonga What do
you stand for? - Mzebonga Who are
all these other people? What right do they have? - Mzebonga Who lost
the "Lost City of Atlantis"? And why was it called the
"Lost City of Atlantis" even though, at one point in
time, people would have known exactly where to find it? - Mzebonga Why are
manitees so sexy? - JellyFishToast So say
I was like the antichrist, do I still have to go to church? -JellyFishToast Now I know
Patton is the shit, and he makes lots of twisted circus music,
but whut about ICP? - JellyFishToast Was i Adopted?
-JellyFishToast Is a mexican
abortion safe? -JellyFishToast i shot
james bond like you told me to, then i gave him a lethal injection
just to make sure. well, i didn't sterilize it, and he came back
to life and killed random people, just like you said, now he is
after me. what do i do? -redneck Why the
fuck are people so god-damned twofaced and pretend to be your
friend and then talk mad shit?? -R Dire My arse
has turned blue... is there a problem? - Mzebonga what do
you call those clamping thingys people use to clamp guys' balls
when they're having sex s&m style? why does
your tail look exactly like your arms?? Do you
enjoy putting babies on spikes? I know I do -Sparkle Pixie What is
the diraphram of a Solar Car?? why does
that effin' bitch always bang the table and say 'is it nit' when
she could just ask, 'isn't it?' crikey!!! sometimes
i like to pretend i'm a pixie. What would
you do if you had been saving up to move somewhere and had enough
money to go, but had to stay put for court and community service
or risk having a warrqnt issued. If you stay where you are much
longer you'll kill yourself. What do you do? is angelina
jolie real or is she as fake as lara croft? Why does
my cat look like a burrito? -Sparkle Pixie Can my
cat read my mind? Why is it staring at me like that NO NO! BAD
WOBBLES AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (dies) -Sparkle Pixie seen as
how ur a sock monkey and all i was wonderin if u knew Johnny Vaughan
and monkey? why aren't
you in a frozen waffle box workin on making a cream corn can into
a cold fusion reactor?--Insanelane if i fucked
a cat would it bear my children What exactly
is a TVC 15? I love
my girlfriend lots but what shud i buy her for her birthday? ow
much shud i spend? Pleeeeze help If a tree
falls in a forest and no body is there to hear it does it make
a noise? - weaves Why do
old people get wrinkles? - weaves Does Kelsey
take it in the ass why
kelsey gay? Is Kelsey gay? Yo Dick
Cocksucker to fuck or to fuck more that is the question? Yo Dick
Cocksucker what should I do now that I found Jesus. Should I just
keep drinking, fucking and rocking for the glory of God? this isn't a question in any way Is it normal
for a bruise to turn yellow? McDiablo I hate.
dont you? - The X Where have
all the serial killers gone? Seems you dont hear about your neighbor
going down the block killing off little Joe and his entire family
like you used to. Just wondering why not? People suck. - The X Should
i have a party with lots of money and eat the profits? or maybe
i should have a party eat the people and spend the profits. what
should i do? Why do
the damn spiders have to attack me?-Swanky "How
do you build a great rock station?"(just a quote from the
tv, but i'm curious to know the answer) can you tell me please?-Swanky Ok, i'm
not human, and I call humans hyoomans. I also call them poo-flingers.
Along with monkeys. So, what I was wondering, is....do sock monkeys
fling poo too? Or are they above the lower primates? Will you
help me to kill Bob Barker? I'm sick of him telling me to spay
and neuter pets because that's fucked up and wrong. Why won't
the people in my computer stop talking to me? Why does
goo float? Carrots
are good for your eyes, but can they dial a phone? Are you
the president of Mexico? I like
to have mutual, consenting sex with animals. Is there something
wrong with me? Dolphins
have prehensile penises. Did you know that? Do you find it interesting?
I sure do, seeing as how i'm a dolphin and all ^_~ ---Dolpha Who the
hell is Mr. Bungle? I've never heard of them. Do they have a website
or anything? I'm interested........ ---Dolpha I'm a furry.
Do you know what that is? If so, does it disgust you? ---Dolpha I figured
it out! I'm not smart, everyone else is dumb! Do you agree with
this logic? ---Dolpha These are
the only links that i'll ever post, I promise because they make
me laugh. They're very weird. I just wanted to know what the sock
monkey thinks of them??? http://www.stileproject.com/pika.html
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/content.php?id=18794
http://www.zombo.com/ Do these
make you laugh? I want
to get the stinky monkey butt award because stinky monkey butts
are sexy. Will you pweese give me one??? ---Dolpha I had a
little monkey, I sent him to the country and I fed him on gingerbread.
Along came a choo-choo and knocked my monkey coo-coo, and now
my monkey's dead. Does this
sound farmiliar to you? ^_~ ---Dolpha Why won't
Creed die? ---Dolpha Why am
I on the computer at 4:00 in the morning typing in questions for
a sock monkey? *goes to sleep* ---Dolpha Why are
all Mexicans purple? ---Dolpha Why won't
Bin Laden just nuke us and kill everyone already? What's with
the freakin' holdup? ---Dolpha What can
I put into the cities' water to make everyone sterile??? I've
been looking for a while. I want to get rid of all the hyoomans
without damaging other species such as dolphins and sock monkeys.
---Dolpha Why is
there a voice that keeps saying : "You've Got Mail!"
and "Goodbye!" ????? ---Dolpha The bible
is against Incest, but, it says that all hyoomans were decended
from two people, Adam and Eve. Now, obviously, Adam and Eve had
kids..... Then that would mean that they're kids would either
have to have sex with each other or with their parents, having
no choice but incest. Now, if all hyoomans are decended from them,
then doesn't that mean that they're all inbred anyway? Or is the
bible just a crock of shit like i've come to believe? ---Dolpha Why do
they all float??? ---Dolpha Why
do I ask so many goddamn questions? ---Dolpha
So do blue
eyes and golden curls appeal to you? Get over
yourself, do you know sometimes your a bit self absorbed? Sometimes
is it your fault? Why is
JCP bitchy and whats been happening with that girl? My cat
Angelina is so happy to have such an important task from Anastasia
for taking over the world and she says thanks and that she is
up to the job. How is the progress coming along for taking over
the world from Anastasia's point of view? Sally and Angelina What is
a chumpy, and have you ever met one? - BARCLAY If a female
sock monkey made a pass at you, and she stunk of peanuts, what
would you do? - Mr Cooperman I was eating
out my girlfriend and i bit into something crunchy, is it what
I think it is? - LubisKo
why do
I have to take a shit right now? No gibberish.
No repeating the same question over and over. I require great
amounts of money for sexual favors. If I think you're using someone
else's name to ridicule them, I will alter or remove the name.
No making this your personal messaging board. URLs to your stupid
and sad sites will be removed from your message, along with email
addresses. telling a short interesting story is ok... just make
sure you ask a question along with it. These are good rules, arnt
they? - LubisKo The X hates
me, do you hate me too? - LubisKo How many
times a day do you luv yourself? - LubisKo If I KILL
The X would you care? - LubisKo MAYBE is
twice as good as NO and HALF as good as YES, so if I ask a girl
to have sex with me and she says "maybe, just maybe",
does that mean yes? - LubisKo Here's
a problem for you...how do you fit 73 bands into one damn rock
show? Swanky Do you
know where the One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater
Lives? He owes me money. McDiablo Did Dane
run away? Where'd he go? He was a big time dumbass, so good riddance,
right? Swanky There is
a big purple elephant in my room. I think it wants something.
What should I do? ---Dolpha I like
the song Ashes To Ashes. In 1997 when it was released, why did
MTV decide to be a dick and not play the video? ---Dolpha has anyone
ever tried using your body as a voodoo doll? and if so did you
feel it or was it the guy sitting in his recliner somewhere in
the state of...who are you people What happened
to all the necrofiliacs of the world? - LubisKo Dont blame
me for somthing I did, unless I did what Im doin' and I aint doin'
nothin' dig it? - LubisKo what do
you eat to make you shit green dust? if the
sting of a bee was enlarged 100 times and attatched to the butt
of a aardvark what would happen to the world? why does
the person in the mirror copy everything that I do? can you
buy electric chairs from 24 hour stores or do you have do commit
a crime first? When is
it my turn? if I gnaw
of my own leg, liberally sprinkle it with Roquefort Dressing and
send it to you, would you give me a moose with which I can dance
the Lindy Hop? Have you
ever heard of the band The Aquabats? What do you think of them?
---Dolpha I pulled
a white hair from right below my eye, what the fuck was up with
that? R Dire Was God
on drugs when he created teenagers or did he really think the
world needed another hell? What do
you think of computers? My mother
is a raving, ranting luatic who did waaaay too much acid back
in the 60s. How in the HELL am I supposed to get her to SHUT THE
FUCK UP?!?!? ---Dolpha Do you
know Jennifer? Is the
monkey yiffy today? ---Dolpha Am I pregnant?
---Dolpha Why do
airplanes fall out of the sky? ---Dolpha What's
the secret of the lap dancing sock monkey? So, you're
a wrestling fan i'm guessing? Are there any wrestlers that you
like inparticular? Why, oh
why, does my mom keep vaginal pads in the fridge? Do you know
what it's like to open the fridge, hungry, and see VAGINAL PADS!
What the fuck, I hope she doesn't eat them! Maybe a Vaginal Pad
Sandwich? (VPS) What the fuck? i'm back!!
did you miss me??? -keglineq why not??
-keglineq but i love
you. i'm sorry i went away but suzi scared me and i needed therapy
from octoipusses. they're very good cos all their tentacles can
give you all the injections you need at once. do i need a question
in this? -keglineq why do
i get the feeling that Dolpha and Dane are the same people? also,
i wish someone would kill Creed, too. Will you? Please please
please?? if i see scott stapp's chest hair one more freaking time....*pukes
uncontrollably* You refuse
to answer some of my questions Dick Cocksucker is t his because
you are a closet homosexual, you suck big fat cock? Why is
love spelled backwords spell EVOL? I personally think there is
more behind the word used and the spelling than people think.
-R DIRE Almighty
DC... Why ask why? And what's with the "Make 7-UP Yours"
thing? -R Dire Dc the
allknowing, Why must steve be so gay? should we kill his new girlfriend,
rebeka? thanx, we need the answers quick we can't contain ourselves
much longer ~bye bye I have
devastating news..this morning when i woke up i found a note from
my sock monkey saying that he was leaving for good and had set
me up for his murder when he really only commited suicide. What
has driven my sock monkey to do this horrible deed. I take him
out for dinner almost every night, and i bought him everything
a sock monkey could ever want. Tell me what to do from here. I
miss him, and i have no clue where to find him. PLEASE HELP ME
FIND HIM. If i do find him before he commits suicide, what do
i do to persuade him to come home? Why am
I so damn tired? Can I have my brain moved to a body that will
never get tired? - Mzebonga Do you
think Dolpha is Dane in disguise? McDiablo Can I spank
your monkey? Are George
W. Bush's foreign policies going to result in us all dying? -
Mzebonga i like
it when my dog licks me. is that a problem? ~There
are gremlins in my computer, they mess things up and talk to my
friends on aim. How can i get rid of these annoying creatures?
~ * P I G * What is
the best movie of all time, in your opinion? Mine's "Jay
and Silent Bob Strike Back" do you agree?-Swanky What would
happen if you locked Fred Durst and Scott Stapp in a cage for
a week with nothing except a pair of pink girls' underwear and
a tub of vaseline? Dude, I
think that you're fucking with me......I think that there really
is no secret of the lap dancing sock monkey, and that it's just
a crock of shit. If you can really come to an ending that says
that in the story, then tell me how to get there??? I'm not
Dane. I'm new here, I just found this website. Is Dane a bad thing?
Who is Dane? Are you Dane? Am I the
god of fuck? Are you? ---Dolpha What do
I have to do to prove to these dumbfounded dipshits that i'm not
someone called Dane??? ---Dolpha do you
know what Odalisque means? it means a beautiful female slave...
are you into that? want me to be your slave? - Odalisque My socks
are complaining that they do not receive enough artichokes. What
should I do? Yo Dick
Cocksucker lets say you found a twelve gauge double barreled shotgun
with a big bottle of vodka and a tewnty two rifle in your house,
what is the best way to combine these things in a humerous fashion,
and no I am not against killing any non-dog animal, especially
cats? why are
some of my friends so gay........ they put these annoying away
messages on that say their names, like say the name was megan,
this is what their away message would look like: * M E G A N *
pathetic isn't it, like i dont know their names already??!?!?!
ugh why must they be so retarded and do this? Hey DC,
i think you remember me writing a letter like yesterday about
a close friend of mine named steve. He's obsessed with his new
girlfriend Beka and it sickens me to see them together. Steve
used to be my best friend and we had cybersex every day, but not
anymore... only I LOVE BEKA...HELP ME please? i need some advice
other than kill them :-D if rowing
up a waterfall and your weels fall off, how many pancakes does
it take to cover a dog house? some people say 47 because icecream
has no bones, why is that? How long
do howler monkey's care for thier young? which do
you think is better? Spit or Swallow should
i ask evan out? WILL YOU
HAVE MY BABY? WHOOPS,
I MEAN CAN I HAVE YOUR BABY? Who smells
sex and candy? -R Dire Here's
the big question everyone wants to know the answer to--Coca Cola
or Pepsi? McDiablo My "Bobby"
pet threw something at me, what should I do to the little fukker?
R Dire how do
i masterbate does it
mater if i am a girl and have a dick What are
the lyrics to the Baby Balooga song? DC, sometimes
when i try to go to sleep i can't because i am thinking about
scales like E flat Major and C minor. What should I do about this?
- Miss Roger's Sweater One day
when i was walking out of school i was talking to myself and i
was saying "ya i have this homework, hold on, am i talking
to myself? ya i think i am. Why am i still talking to myself?"
Do you think i should not talk to myself out loud or is it a way
to become socially accepted? - Guitarded In Germany,
"hell" means "light"...does that mean when
we say "What the hell?" a German person thinks we are
saying, "What the light"? Do they think we are nuts
for doing this?? McDiablo DC, is
it weird that i wear white plastic kid glasses without lenses
in public? and is it weird that when i'm asked about them i say
that they're prescription? cuz they are. - Miss Roger's Sweater I have
heard of scrambling eggs, frying eggs and poaching eggs...but
can one ROAST an egg? McDiablo I need
your input. I am considering naming my guitar because i spend
more time with it than with my friends and family. i assure you
it's purely a platonic relationship. But how can i tell if it's
a boy or a girl? and what do you think i should name it? - Guitarded Whats your
cure for moody cats? Where can
i find pics of Brittney with piss all over her please email me if you
won't answer more on "why they sterilize a needle before
lethal injection" can you tell me why junkies (middle class
ones - with money) don't always sterilise their needles - are
they trying for nirvana or some such (OMG - major pun there...
sorry)? why doople
who bitch about the seat being left up not realise that it is
much worse to live in my house where my darling brother never
bothers to lift the thing? So, how
are you? - LubisKo Do you
hate me yet? - LubisKo If I wash
my cock 1,000 times would you suck it? - LubisKo Can you
beleive this shit? - LubisKo What are
your thoughts on sane people that want or try to be insane? -
LubisKo Is it wrong
to hurt people that cant diffend themselfs, but that think that
they can and try to piss you off? - LubisKo What do
you mean "NO"? - LubisKo Are you
allowed to cuss on this fucking web site? - LubisKo Why wont
you return my calls? Am I not good enough for you? Is there some
one else? Is it my crabs? Does your tall still hurt? - LubisKo
Will you
have sex with me, pretty please with a fuck on top? - LubisKo Why does LubisKo
hate me? just because i know him in the "real world"
he has to hate me? Just because im not racist and i hate everyone
equaly, he hates me? Damn the luck. That last
post was by me by the way Damnit -The X Do you
advise me to kill people like LubisKo and other humans? -The X Do you
belive there is a fine line between Genius and Insanity? -The
X This girl
named nicole is disgusting. She smells like goats milk. I tell
her to bathe, but she always says no. I tell her to use deodorant,
but she replies with "au natural is the way to go"...i
feel like im gonna throw up if i have to see her one more time...should
i slap her around with a halibut? do you think she'll finally
snap outta her funk? - Chimmy Chonga if cher
and marylin manson had a baby, would that child be just fine?,
or reack havoc on the rest of us with his huge nose and a feel
for black?....quite frankly, i'm peeing my pants on even the thought
of those two having an offspring....what would this world come
to with a freaky little cher manson crawling around taunting us
with it's parents gut-wrenching songs? Do you
think they should make perfume with the scent of beer and eggs?
would you buy it? - chimmy chonga I dream
about fetuses chewing my ankles and screaming "NO MOMMY DON'T
GO I'LL KILL YOU" as I try to go to punk shows. What the
fuck does this mean? -Sparkle Pixie Have you
ever hear of a detachable bush penis?... Something i can use when
i go camping and want to take a slash in equal comfort to a male.
does he
really love me or is he just using me? -Pig Are the
Mafia the most organised, organised crime organisation in the
whole of the organised world? Or do you prefer the Triads? BARCLAY Why are
so many girls afraid to admit they have bellybutton lint even
if they actually do have some in thier bellybuttons. did steve
really say that? - Fido Dido Well, I
think there are to many sane people, people that think they're
sane, and people that are acting like they are sane (please note
that people that are insane and are acting to be sane should be
killed in a slow and painful way). Personaly I dont like sane
people they are just not..... well you know, the only people I
know are insane and if they werent then I would have to kill them.
So I think that the people that walk around naked covered from
head to toe in green jello telling sane people to fuck off are
truly heros and are insperations to us all, dont you agree? -
LubisKo Can you please
tell me where the word "FUCK" came from and why is it
a cuss word? - LubisKo How big
is your Penis? Where can
i find the PInk Terry cloth outfit that JLO wears in the Im Real
Video? Where can
i find a PInk Dildo for this dirty girl i know name vicky? i Luv mie
hukd onn fonix/ d ont yoo? - LubisKo What is
the best flavor of cigar? - LubisKo Does it
piss you off answering questions? - LubisKo Do you
have a real job other than giving me monkey butt awards? - LubisKo sorry i
havent been here in a while, will you forgive me? - dane i have
been in america for 9 days now and i plan to move here , isnt
that cool? - dane what is
your definition of testicle rot ? - dane Why do
Shakespearean characters in movies have to wear such fruity outfits?
Can't they just modernize them a little? Swanky do you
have soup in america ? - dane What the
hell were we thinking when we wore stirrup pants in the 80's?
AND bicycle shorts?? Swanky i have
another question about america, why are a lot of you know it all,
up yourselves bastards? - dane i wish
i was a school boy, do you ? - dane I am always
cold, so cold, in fact, that when my mom jokingly put an ice cube
down my shirt, it did not melt....and it didn't bother me either.
Is this normal? McDiablo is it strange
that i use my interac card when buying a $1.38 slurpee? -Miss
Roger's Sweater do you
believe in santos the mexican santa? -chimmy chonga i hate
this girl nicole, she smells like rancid skunk cabbage mixed with
hot liquid garbage, well anyways, i've been after her for awhile
to bathe, because her scent is really gut-wrenching, but she won't
listen to me. FOR THE LOVE OF.....she won't even wear deodorant.
What should i do to enable her to bathe once in awhile, maybe
slap her around with a halibut.....u agree? - chimmy chonga yikes....sabrina....anyways,
sabrina has a case of the zit face, and i want to punch her ugly
face, but i'm worried i'll get puss all over me, is that true?
-chimmy chonga what does
it matter if the glass is half full or half empty?? Its half either
which way! popedoug how do
you tell the differance between male and female goldfish. I thought
cherry lips were sexy? Have a
raspberry on me? Do you
want fries with that? McDiablo how long
is a monkeys penis? how long is your penis? how big
is your ERECT penis before a sexual expierinace? it shmells
like cold shoup downtown by captain bagels. whewhy
wotn vicky shower? ok look,
i have something to tell everyone, something that i have discovered
and need to tell you all........all spam is made out of pigs that
somehow transfered into a parrot, watch out though b/c before
they're turned in to spam, these parrots enjoy crapping in your
hot chocolate....and the pigs often steal your men.....dont worry
though, soon they will all be spam, and we will force all sock
monkey haters to eat it all. - shane west why do
we drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway?? - Shameless Biz is my penis
to small or do i just have huge legs?-Sk8erGecko Should
I eat the chocolate cake or the chocolate CUPcake? McDiablo Why do
some people think that AOL is the internet? Will you kill AOL
for me? ---Dolpha Who is
god? Are you god? Am I god? Did you kill god?? Did you know that
if you spell god backwards that it spells dog? ---Dolpha do you
like watching the TLC show "trading spaces" too? -Miss
Roger's Sweater how in
the hell do fireflies work? -The X Would you
do anything for the right amount of money? how much
thc in a measure of atoms is in a quarter sack of high grade ydroponic
marijuana sold at 200$? Why do
crooks usually take hostages when the whole plan goes down the
toilet and then get caught and are charged with a bigger sentence
then they would have earned before?What drives them to this stupid
feet?-Sk8erGecko How can
you call someone a cheap bastard and still expect them to donate
money to you? What is
relly in a twinkie?-Sk8erGecko How many
Harry Potter toys/games/cards/legos/movies/books must be made
before the creators finally realize that most people hate the
little bastard? Also how screwed up and demented must these ratards
be to buy that jazz? Why did
i ask a whole bunch of questions and forget on half of them to
type in (-Sk8erGecko)at the end?-Sk8erGecko What's
taking you so long? - Mzebonga Would you
like a little soup with your noodles? McDiablo Do you
have a cure for chapped lips? Swanky Do you
like enchiladas or chimichangas? Vista is it natural
to be strangely aroused by sock monkey porn if ur not a sock monkey?
- Fido Dido why oh
why? - Fido Dido How come
i asked more than a few good quetions yesterday and was not awarded
with a good question award?Am i realy that lame?-Sk8erGecko DC do you
enjoy eating twinkies?-Sk8erGecko How long
is the average size of a sockmonkey tail?-Sk8erGecko How can
i get my brain transferred to a sock monkeys body and live happily
as a cool little sock guy the rest of my life?dying to know....-Sk8erGecko DC do you
skate board? oh yah
the do you skate question was mine forgot again..... BUT!.....
How many times must someone watch dude weres my car before there
brain rots into a pile of dog crap?Also did you think the movie
jay and silent bob strike back was funny? how come
i persist to keep forgetting-Sk8erGecko damnit your plan is working
to well and yes i am responsible for jay and silent bob and skatebaord
shit-Sk8erGecko why is
it that when i ask a question, its on the day you update, and
my question has to wait until you next update? assuming, of course,
that my question doesnt get eaten like mine usually do... - Fido
Dido Why do
I want to kill everyone? -Sparkle Pixie which gets
me thinking(damn i had to read that
cat thing bye mezbonga) DC you
seem close to your "cat" do you also have sex with it?(hell
we've seen all those pics) so do you? and should i get close to
my cat "tiger" for the uprising or will i be doomed?-Sk8erGecko are u a
fag? or am i just imagining it? am i sexy?
or am i sexy baby? YEA!!--uncle fucker
Do you
really think I'd come crawling back to you after all this time?
Are you stupid? - Mzebonga hey dc....
im having a hard time accepting what sgay and bgay did together.......eeww,
2 words....finger and jerk off....ew gross!! when will they break
up? will they go "all the way"? when will they die? what kind
of car do you drive? how many
pet parrots do I eat when my keyboard is on fire because today
30 geese told me that it wasn't right when I sing that one song
but yea, so I just wanted to know. Do you know? Oh go on
eat the damn raspberry? Why havent
you replied back to me icq?Asswipe? So are
you marrying Mzebonga? I think you would make a great couple?
Sally how much
longer till the new section is up? Capitalism
gives you oppurtunitites but anarchy gives you life, which do
you choose, and how? Okay, well
done, you put porn on your website. Where's the mpegs? Where's
the faked orgasms? Where's the gratuitous closeup shots? I'm disgusted. Can you
randomly plug my website? - Mzebonga Why is
Tennessee so finacially fucked?--Mistofflies Why can't
everybody just shut up and eat their vegetables? McDiablo Why did
you leave? Where did you go? And how are you doing? And how can
you not anwser these questions? Freak City CND. Hay are we at
war????? Just the Cows! Later how do
i hack into the main frame on a computer did adam
and eve have a bellybutton? My mom
does laundry at like 3 in the morning, is she on drugs? R Dire Have you
seen Resident Evil? And If you have, what did you think? -R Dire Now my
mom's talking to herself, what should I do? I'm scared! - R Dire I'm sick
of porn IM's on AOL and now... to make things worse... I'm getting
IM's that tell me I should follow Jesus or burn in hell. What
the fuck is up with this shit? I think all porn mailers, IMers
and religion pushers should be shot! You agree? R Dire I agree
with Mzebonga on the whole situation ,I'm the same I try to get
away from here but I just can't but I don't think I love you ,maybe
you know what it is?Sally how will
I die how do
you shag I want
to know am I gay Yo Dick
Cocksucker, I have discovered what DC actually stands for it is
DUMB CANADIAN, I searched your domain for clues and I have discovered
that the seceret of the lap dancing sock monkey is that you are
in fact the one and only lap dancing sock monkey, so do I get
a lap dance you DICK COCKSUCKING DUMB CANADIAN LAP DANCING SOCK
MONKEY? Ever do
hard drugs without knowing it like taking a pill you thought was
something else, if so don't you agree that the high is that much
better when you don't know what you've taken, Dick Cocksucker? Do fishes
drink? no class
no job I'm just a victim of society a slob no ass no head gotta
go home and jack off instead no mind no kind my brain is jelly
and my memory is blind noway noway cannot live in a world this
gay. Your thoghts and comments Dick Cocksucker? Since you
are a sock monkey, and socks worn by humans often are found in
shoes, I was wondering... do you cover yourself in peanutbutter
more than twice a day? ~drunklawyer~ Yo Dickcocksucker
after being used as a cum rag and you became crusty rigid and
hard were you ever used as a weapon and if so a lethal one? What the
hell is THAT? McDiablo My computer
is being stupid and I want to smack it around to discipline it.
Is this a form of abuse? McDiablo Why do
people have to send those damn forwards that say "send this
to 10 people and then press the Alt and F8 keys and a picture
will pop up on your screen". It's so incredibly stupid, i
just press "delete" now. DC, do you have anything to
say about this?-Swanky What if
apes took over the world like in Planet Of The Apes, what would
you do? R Dire Is it possible
to catch only a single crab? Cuz my friend pulled out a big one
from his pants at the beach. R Dire Why is
my flatmate sleeping on the couch, snoring, and preventing me
from watching TV when she has the biggest room in the flat with
a double bed? - Mzebonga Dear Britteny
Spears, Have
you had sex with Justin yet????? How are you and Justin coming
along with marrige??? How are you'll coming along with sex???????? who the hell is justin? and damnit i'm not that stupid bitch... she should DIE Do you
believe E.T. is really running this country?-- Mistofflies If a restaurant
is serving roast squirrel, does it have to include the warning
'CAUTION! May contain nuts.' ? - Witto Why could
you possibly need? You're a Sock Monkey who answers questions
for a living and is "in" with the cats. No bad could
ever come to you so I'm damned if I'm going to consider your needs
and your wants. Frankly, all you ever seem to want is your tail
rubbed and it annoys me. Don't you ever chafe? Why don't you spread
the love instead of try to get laid? - Mzebonga which did
you like better: Jedi or Empire Strikes Back? - Fido Dido Why do
punk morons that ask questions on this site, or any site for that
matter, seldom know how to use correct grammer, punctuation and/or
spelling? I'm surprised you losers that dominate the web even
know how to turn on a computer. Are you punks just lazy or stupid
or both? Can you answer THAT for me, devil child? Do you
know who your 3rd great-grandfather was? Why do
you have to embarrass your family like this? - Mom did you
know it says 'back the theinsanedomain.com main menu'? what happened
to your 'to'? Why do
people keep calling me Mezbonga? As if I don't type it enough
times on this fucking website to make it apparent that it is Mzebonga.
Pronounced Mm-Zee-Bong-Ga. Can you please tell everyone that,
if they are going to curse my name, they could at least get it
right? The guy down the street called Mezbonga is getting very
upset with all the curses on his name. Yesterday he got hit by
a firetruck which was coming to put a fire out in his house. So
I am Mzebonga, the guy down the road is Mezbonga. Do you think
that's easy enough? - Mzebonga Anyhow,
I don't know why I slept with you. Perhaps I'm just lonely. You're
a cheat, a liar and you're shit in bed. I hope you rot in hell.
I hope your stiching comes undone and your eyes are replaced with
olives and your tails gets fed through a mincer. I'm lonely. Wanna
go again? - Mzebonga I think
you should wear leather. Get some leather boots and a leather
jacket and a bandana, get a new photo taken to replace the slightly
gay pixie boots picture and go all out to be a gay sex symbol.
What do you think? - Mzebonga Do Sock
monkies have spleens? - Mzebonga how come
chilly beach has not done any new episodes yet? I'll die if I
don't have it. what
is billie holidays realname Y'know,
I've been helping Mzebonga out, not because he asked me to, because
he's a little gobshite and I don't like him much, but I'm doing
it for you people. And then I get Sk8erGecko jabbering on about
how he "had" to read the section on Mzebonga's site,
like it's some kind of chore. For fucks sake, don't they know
it's for their own sake? Can you not openly encourage the likes
of Sk8erGecko from barracking the threat that is the cats and
the informative journal that is Mzebonga's "Cats" section?
- Fergus O'dimbal |
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why
do the stupidest muther fuckers drive? why cant the assholes just
stay inside before they cause me or other people to walk into
burgerking and start opening fire on everyone? i say you never
really learn how to cuss untill you learn to drive but im thinking
more than cussing. fuckers... -The X
am
i insane, of course, i take it as a, you know what, complement.
Take care of whatever´s good! Sincerely H for
the SA