have
you heard of 54-40? and their song "cheer up peru"?
if so, where might i find their mp3? where do
you find a mans G-spot?and how do you find it what is
your feelings of free plastic lego plants Ok there
is a big case right now where a woman is having a sex change.
She or He is up for a custody battle. The big thing is weither
the judge will rule that it is a woman or a man. What are your
views??--Mistofflies why do you
put the 'new' icon next to your story about the cold but beautiful
Kate when it is at least two months old? what music
do you like? and are the rumours true that you slept with a kipper? the shrill
voice of the moon has more mongeese than the twelve mice eat cheese
all day says the ginggangooly monster is over there is no pie?
- Fido Dido Is there
such of a thing as terminal insanity or can you just get more
insane and more insane? -The X Why is Iceland
so green and Greenland is so icy? were the people naming these
continents smoking some "greenland" of their own or
was their eyes just "iced" over? - The X what does
SAnimal look like? Upon my
decition to murder my teddy bear i have come to a problem. Please
advise me on what device to use, how to do it, when and where?
You can not change my decition to kill him because he was cynically
ploting your assassination. thanks. you welcome! -The X where in
san jose,ca can i get a brazillian wax? Thank you. Miss Pink find me
a dirty, wet ,pussey pics where can
i find pictures of Marilyn Mansion why is mr.mellor
such a loser? will i ever
fall in love? WILL I EVER
TRAVEL TO CONSTANTINOPLE AND PYONGYANG, WHERE I CAN GIVE ALL MY
PU'DONG TO DIEING SHREWS? -AMSSOD Why have
the Jan 2002 what if's not been put up? it's february. What words,
including countries that rhyme with orange? where can
i find picures of pepsi and meat Damned Italian
waiters. Damn them all! Right? Would you,
could you, scratch my back? Yo DC,thanks
alot for the advice!But it was usless!!!I made her use earmuffs
now her hed fell off!!!now how am i gonna get her whole fuckin
head on without someone noticing? ------pimpstajimsta Why can't
i see myself in the mirror anymore? Why are
you so intent on being ill? When is
a cat not a kitten anymore? What is
the name of the town smurfs lived in?? what are
some indirectly contagous diseases whats the
best way 2 make a girl come how do u
straighten a bend dick what is
the history of the hokey pokey? is there
a line between nonsense and insanity? or are they one and the
same? - Fido Dido I was watching
the new Britney video and she is standing on the edge of a cliff.
The first thing I said upon seeing this(before switching the channel!)
was, "Jump! Jump!" Is that normal??McDiablo what happens
if you dont? DC, my foot
has fallen asleep. how do i wake it up so i can walk to the toilet
to take a piss? why do canadians
say 'aboot'? when people
say 'i have no life', does that mean their dead? spooky...
eh? Ok so how
should we kill valentines day. i perfer a bomb. Whats your choice?--Mistofflies when are
you gonna update "people suck"? i introduced a couple
of mates to this site, and thats theyre fave bit. personally i
like the insane thoughts, i keep finding new ones that i havnt
read. in my.theinsanedomain.com are we gonna be able to add to
these sections? - Fido Dido If roses
are red, and violets are blue, and sugar is sweet...... then what
the hell ARE YOU? If you took
three hamburgers and combinged them with a super computer what
will you get? hey wazz
up im 16 years old my penuts is 5' inche long do u think that
it's going to grow more? what comes
before 12? - Fido Dido What is
the meaning of Cheese? Why are
the purple flying monkeys chasing me? Why am i such a moron? It's
not my fault. AHHH THE MONKEYS THE MONKEYS I shot a
monkey but it rencarnated itself why are they so frickin invincible,
and why are they purple????????? I am damn
good and pissed! The guy down the street let his dog piss on my
car again. How can I get him back for this? I already slept with
his wife, she was lousy. I'm thinking of using a combination of
firebombs and drunk midget clowns. What can you suggest? Some guy
said I better get out of Dodge by sundown. I'm not in Dodge and
it's three in the morning. What the fuck is going on? Why do they
sterilize needles 24 hours a day if they have a lock on the lethal
injections? Can you
give me a good website that has sock monkey sex? I will pay you
in cans of peaches. Have you
ever heard of a guy on the internet named Cliff Yablonsky? If
so, what do you think of him? Some guy today
asked me if I enjoyed country music. I stabbed him in the thorax
with an old pen knife. So how are you? DC, I love
you. Not in a gay sort of way, more like a prison sort of way.
Just me, you, and a carton of Marlboro. Whaddya say? I think
you passed on your sickness to me freak ? Sally Awwww I'm
sorry for calling you freak I didn't mean it. But I am sick and
I'm not very happy about it . Can you cure me? Sally Also we
have started to let our cat outside as she is getting a bit destructive
in the house.She seemed to love it ,which is good. Anyways she
seems to take to me more then my boyfriend ,any reason why? Sally Are you
feeling better yet? Sally What do
you do when your father is going through a mid life crisis? Sally If your
dad is having a midlife crisis... What is it like? What kind of
things does a male Sock Monkey go through at this time? But wasn't
one of you're parents a washing machine? Is the other one, therefore,
a woolly sock? - Mzebonga if at first
you dont succede dont try at all right? - The X should i
do what the voices tell me even if it requires lots of killing?
or even none for that matter? -The X why do people
send me mail in chinese when i can't even read it?? what can
i use around the house to masterbate There is
war in the east. Hollywood is more currpot and perverted as ever.
Our kids are killing each other ar schools. Our tv sets look like
cheap porns now. BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS??--Mistofflies Do sock
monkey's eat meat or are you vegetarians?? McDiablo When your
nipples get touched, do they also quiver? Do you think
sock monkeys will be the last great philosophers of the new millenium?
Newman Whut do
you think about freeway from Atari? I personally love the game!!
Newman Don't you
think Metallica is the SHIT!!! Although the whole Napster thing
sucked. Newman
Tom Hanks
is soo good. Do you think he is an alien? Newman Michael
Keaton?! Batman, BeetleJuice, Whut will he come up with next?
Newman Mike Patton
once signed my prosthetic left testicle. would you buy it? Newman Whut do
you think of Super Smash Bros.? I love that fuckin Game. They
should have Sub Zero in that game. He would tear some shit up.
Newman Is there
a guitar god higher than Buckethead? Oh exalted one...Newman Why is it when
I click the updated what ifs under new and updated stuff on the
front page it points me to updated questionairre results instead
of the updated what ifs? do you think
ryan and i will stay a couple for a long time? Why do people
put sugar in popcorn??-- Mistofflies why are
some americans so ignorant about their neighbours to the north,
oh and by the way for those of you who are confused, I am talking
about Canada. Oh and by the way, I love hockey and beer, yet not
all Canadians share the same taste as me. what you
mean is 'we err sometimes'..right? IF YOUR
MONKEYS DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT DOES THAT MEAN HE IS A FAG? IF I HAVE
SEX WITH AN ILLEGAL WILL MY KIDS BE ALIENS? I LIKE FISHY
CIGARS SHOULD I RUN FOR PRESIDENT? i think
this box doesnt like me asking questions, cos you didnt answer
the ones i sent you! the voices in my head tell me to eat people.
what should i do? - Fido Dido Whats love
got ot do with it?--Mistofflies How are
the cats doing right about now? - Mzebonga I know Valentine's
Day isn't about the mushy lovey dovey slop...what really happened
on February 14 oh, so long ago?? McDiablo Got a cure
for a really sore back? is the schwans
man a jehovas witness? what the
fuck is your problem? why does
this page suck? why are
you a dumb bitch A chicken
and an egg were lying in bed, the chicken was lying back smoking
a cigar while the egg was looking all grumpy. The egg goes, "Well
there's the answer to that question!" Do ya like my joke?!
BARCLAY Did you
get any Valentine Cards? - Mzebonga Why the
big gaps on your answers page? - Mzebonga Do you think
the Valentine Cards sent to me got lost in the post and that's
why I didn't get any? - Mzebonga Whoever
that was that asked why we canadians say 'aboot' is really dumb....
i think that whoever thinks that we say that kind of stuff is
just dumb like their parents that gave birth to them!....Do you
think so to? -Asterz What animal
would my tortoise be if I removed its shell??? NOONE gets
on with me, not even myself. i have arguments with myself. the
voices say this is normal. i tried to talk with them but they
just shouted. they told me that it would be fun to pu t elephants
on the road. so i did. i dont think the elephants thought it was
fun. the voices tell me to eat cars. should i do this? - Fido
Dido A while
ago when someone pointed out something wrong on your website they
got a good question award. When I recently did this you didnt
give my question an award. Why the hell not? why is it
that my butt only itches when i can't scratch it? why does
my boyfreind give such good head and yet we dont have sex?? why do i
give such good head and yet i hate to do it, why would god make
me good at something i dont like, kinda like english lit at school,
and if thats the pattern of things, why arent i good at math?? why are
we here? What is
the point of lollypop men and woman? Why are
you such a bastard? If I offered
myself to you would you fuck me? Just how
long do sock monkeys live anyway? I've heard they are immortal
or they live until they are 28 and three quarters...can you give
me a straight answer??? McDiablo COW SHIT
SMELLS! DO YOU AGREE- AMSSOD wtf is brass
monkey? some kinda drink, but what is it? - Fido Dido
If I call
my girlfriends house and she tells me her parents are gone but
that I can't come over, should I asume that she is cheating on
me and if she is, should I go and beat the holy shit out of him
and put him into intensive care, OR just kill him? - LubisKo If you're
going to suck in life, for gods sake, suck long and hard. - LubisKo In the beginning
the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry
and has been widely regarded as a bad move. Would you agree with
this? - LubisKo
If I steal
a a HUGE bag of weed, and then a week later someone steals my
skatebord, do I have the right to bitch then someone has stolen
my bord? -Lody its cheese
time! what do we do? my baby
has saliaved the floor to a slippery sap, how should I take care
of this? Do you like
kids? or Babies? do you think
it polite to walk around with a sign that says "shut up,
you're wasting my oxygen." stuck to my t shirt?-marissa ¹²12¹²12¹²12¹²12¹²12¹²12¹²12¹²12
i have this problem. these twelves keep following me, as well
as this robot _/- -\_ what can i ¹²12¹²12 do? - Fido Dido Ðåmñ ®åñÐØm
£Ê!!讧!! Mÿ |<Ëýßøä®Ð k€êþ§ ©hâÑg¡ñg ØÑ m€!
whÂ7 ¢ÅÑ ¡ ÐÖ¿ —ƒ¡ÐØ ÐÏÐØ why should
socks with holes in suck? shouldnt socks have holes in anyway?
i find them useful to put my feet or hands in. sorry, i thought
i best point it out before some smart-arse new kid does - Fido
Dido Why do people
who can't sing continue to do so ...even when everyone is covering
their ears...screaming at them to shut the hell up..??? McDiablo Send my
pathetic question?? I hope you're grateful I send my pathetic
questions! McDiablo where are
the fucking pics on this website which end
of an amino acid would you rather be, the acidic COOH end or the
basic NH2 end ? yes i am
new to this planet. what is this "chair" for? - Fido
Dido how come
you updated the q&a on the 18th of Feb, when its only the
17th? - Fido Dido whats going
to happen in the future? What's your
favourite Olympic event? Good Lord,
I can't believe someone asked where the pictures are on this site.
What do you propose we do to people like that? McDiablo How tall
are you in beer cans(regular beer cans, not coors)? --Insanelane Why does
my grandmother always scrath her bum with a tooth brush would you
touch your own fathers doodle for a cracker jack can i have
a drink why do you
look at me like im some kind of jerk honey on
your pancakes? Hello? -
dane would i
be considerd a freik if i had sex with my own mother? - Dane when IM
scared can i think of you? - Dane i have nothing
to do , should i take up golf? - Dane how do you
like your steak? - Dane should i
beleive in god , even if i murder small inocent children? - Dane how many
dogs do you have? - Dane my mum says
that IM adopted , is that true? - Dane i am in
love with the most wonderful woman alive, will we live happy ever
after? - Dane how do i
tie my shoe laces if i have no arms? - Dane can you
jump higer then a monkey? - Dane i have sexual
dreams that IM eating my fathers pillow, do i have aids? - Dane may a fart
be on your fathers beard? - Dane if i payed
you $10 would you put a hotdog up my anus? - Dane how big
an answer can you give me for this question?- are you a fluff?
- Dane if i clap
my hands together at a very fast rate will i turn into a fat cunt?
- Dane hello susan
would you like cup of tea? - Dane how many
olds are me? - Dane i want to
eat your children? - Dane can you pass the
salt? - Dane if i ask
enough questions will you dedicate a whole page to my questions
on your site? - Dane why do people
hate me? - Dane the bee-gee's
where on the radio yesterday and i actually taped my foot to the
music, do i deserve to die a painfull death? - Dane do you feel sad?
- Dane fuck you
all DIE! ! DIE ! !, will you be my friend? - Dane am i crazy
for wanting to have sex with animals? - Dane do clowns
make you laugh? - Dane i like sandwhiches?
- Dane xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhow
may x's did i type? - Dane sometimes
i dance to greek music, would you care to join me? - Dane is this
a question or a kitten? - Dane who invented
the word toast? - Dane can i put
my hand up the front of your shirt? - Dane what does
the word antidisastablishmentarianism mean? - Dane am i human?
- Dane when are
you goin 2 add more stuff to the Canadian page? Insanelane Funny, this
wasn't the site i was looking for when i asked the search engine
to tell me how to make hallucinating acid. But i pose the question,
Oh great oracle of something about monkeys, tell me how to make
acid that will effect my brain in the hippiest of ways so that
i may see the all the colors of the rainbow in a cheap (then later
profitable) way? What percentage
of the legally insane in the US between the ages of 21 and over
are parents? i hate human
beings. my problem is i happen to be one. besides commiting suicide,
how can i solve this problem? hey...just
say yOu have AIDS, and then someone rapes you. do you tell them
you have it to deter/warn them or do you just let them have it
because they are the offenders and they deserve it? what's your
favourite cuss word? mine is calling people 'tits'. it's less
repeptitive than 'bitch' and 'fucker'. i read your
story 'the pond' and i have to ask you, did you steal my first
grade school book, because it sounds like one of the stories i
had to write. dc if fred
had no tongue to speak then how did he speak to the guy that had
his hand up his ass? if parents
teach us that lying is bad why do they tell us about santa? from
saracen i want to
have sex with dead people , am i sick in the head or am i normal?
- dane 1+1= ? -
dane can you
hear then they are all around me, i can hear them breath should i
wear pants? - dane can i eet
a coathanger? - dane i am very
unpopular with the ladies, is this cause i have no front teeth?
- dane if i chew
on your ear, will you be the pancake?--syko morgana what is
a penis?--syko morgana chewey the
cheese chihuahua chowed trillions of chewey checkered cheese champs(a
chewey kind of tasty treat) but now cheweys chewed up chihuahua
chewer's can no longer chew so what should chewey do?--Syko Morgana whats the
best way to get rid of a soar throat?--Syko morgana I've been
thinking about "hammers" more than usual of late. Before
that it was "pants", and even before that it was "duck
hat". I'm pretty sure I know why it happens, but, thats not
my question. I want to know if you can see some connection here,
or if you can deduce something from this, since I cannot. Disco
Volante was brilliance. - Mr. Wuck Where is
Borneo anyhow? Or does such a place exist? A goal I
have set for myself (long term) is to fill an entire room chalk
full of balloons then get in and have someone close the door and
just...see what happens. Is this worth while? Or is it just "one
of those things"? - Mr. Wuck when and
how do polar bears mate?? I love anything
Mike Patton does but just cause Limp Biszkit opened for Faith
No More doesnt mean you cant hate them , they suck, they are not
in it for the music it aint sincear , all they want is to be big
rich rock stars, so do you hate them and dislike their crap music?
- dane will you
suck my balls? - dane i like to
ask stupid questions, do you like to answer them? - dane if i hold
my breath for long enough will i turn into a potato? - dane
blAHHH BlAllaL
BLallL i am a scary monster will you lick my scrotum? - dane Why the
hell DO I keep going back to Sonic? How do I
know that the light really goes out when I close the refrigerator
door? DC, what
do they put in slurpees that make me so damn addicted to them..
and no i do not add anything "special" to them... -Miss
Rogers Sweater can i ask
you a question? - dane
can you
tell me the steps to get out a tuff stain in my favorite bed sheet?
- dane what is
the american dollar worth at the moment compared to the australia
dollar? - dane Is it weird
that I find joy out of reading the thesaurus? McDiablo Getting
back to the thesaurus thing....is a thesaurus really a dinosaur
cleverly disguised as a book?? McDiablo who is jo
jo binkers? Whatever
happened to the likely lads? - Mzebonga Why do people
always ask such stupid questions, that get even stupider answers? why do stupid
girls think they have to be skinny to be hot? i mean, if a guy
wanted something thin, hard and pointy, he'd buy a pencil.-marissa What the
dillio? Since you
are made of socks, do you take a bath in the washing machine like
the rest of them? McDiablo my pet rat
died yesterday and i was very sad, so you care? - dane has there
been any time in your life where you have felt compassion for
a human? - dane whoes idea was
it to make this site anyway? - dane why do we
have day light savings? - dane what are
you opinions and views of transgenic organ transplants? do you
think a animal should die just to save a stupid humans life? -
dane why must
we bitch over small things that are insignificant like world hunger?
- dane speaking
of world hunger, do you think that people that are from third
world countries who are starving look funny? - dane DC i dont
say this about many humans but i like your style my friend? -
dane sock monkeys
are prerry cool, i can rememeber when i was little my cousin had
a sock crocodile, what are the sock monkeys thoughts on sock crocodiles?
- dane why do people
ask why so much, i mean really, what is there to know? - dane what is
your favorite pizza toping? - dane why do woman
have to get pms?, ITS SO DAM SCARY ! ! !, - dane do you suffer
from dangle berries or clag nuts? sweddybob those sock
monkeys that where recalled for having needles and pins in them
that where sold around about 1998 or whenever, how come they have
a little thing on their head that looks like a penis? - dane you get tons of
questions, but i thought id ask the most famous and the mother
of all question and see what answer DC gives,........to be or
not to be? - dane is it ok
to be pathetic? - dane would you
call me a idiot for actually saying life is good cause im in love?
- dane have you
ever considered trying to break a world record, if not what one
do you think you would like to break? - dane call me
crazy but am i the only one that wants to be a super hero? - dane Do you ever
wish that you are a chick so you can sit in front of the mirror
all day and feel your boobs? - Dane why do birds
sudenly apear every time you are near? - Dane why couldnt
the baby turn around in the hall way?, cause it had a rake stuck
through its head,............do you think this joke is funny or
rather amusing at all? - Dane 1st time
to your site.I fuckin luv it man! Anyways,I hooked up with this
real kinky slu---er--ah...I mean,girl.I've got something I want
to try on her but I'm not sure how it will turn out so I need
your advise. I'm going to give her a"cherry koolade &
rock salt enima".I heard that they burn like hell but sure
taste good.Now what I would like your op- inion on is:#1 do you
think the rock salt will take away the sweetness of the koolade,?
If so, #2 should I have her consume a large amount of sugar the
night before?and, #3 do you think I should strain the koolade
after she expells it prior to drinking it? Thanks DC. You're the
shit,man! Hey DC,
I remember so recently as 5 years ago anal sex was regarded as
a weird fetish; in the 60's people who practiced oral sex were
branded freaks...so do you think in 10 years time golden showers
and good ol' brown lovin' will be a staple of every happy relationship?
- Bellafonte Why am i
so sad? Who would
win in a fight, Osama Bin Laden or George W. Bush? No weapons,
of course - B. why did
they choose the letter F for the F1-F10 why not Q? My grandfather
just died yesterday, do you think he saw a white light? Insanelane
Why do people
from the USA say they speak "American'? Don't they speak
English??? McDiablo where do
babies come from? - Dane every time
i log onto the net i come straight here ,how come i am addicted
to this site? - Dane i nedd a
partner for swing dancing, will you be my partner DC? - Dane Have you
heard Mike Pattons two solo albums "Adult themes for voices"
and "Pranzo Oltranzista", if so what do you think? -
Dane i saw some
tomato and carrot juice in the supermarket and they looked like
baby poo or soup have you ever tried either of these yuk looking
drinks? - Dane do you think
it would be funny if you tied a midget with rope to the back of
a truck, and draged him to his bloody death? - Dane why the
hell is the plastic wraping so hard to get off those little cheese
sticks? - Dane DC do you
think i'm a band geek? i play guitar, bass guitar and clarinet..
-Miss Roger's Sweater DC, does
my hair elastic make my bum look big? - Miss Roger's Sweater do you like
bananas? - Dane is collius
a sexual transmitted disease? Can i have
a nickel? i think
i'm dead. can you help me i sock monkey
has bitten me and the wound is turning purple. What should i do? How do you
spell the word FART? Do i look
fat in this? can i stop
time with my foot? why do people
like cheese so much? what does
b.h.g.f.d.r.y.c.d.g.r. stand for? why are
you answerin gthe qusetions and not me? can i buy
a sock monkey? Rules: No
gibberish. No repeating the same question over and over. I require
great amounts of money for sexual favors. If I think you're using
someone else's name to ridicule them, I will alter or remove the
name. No making this your personal messaging board. URLs to your
stupid and sad sites will be removed from your message, along
with email addresses. telling a short interesting story is ok...
just make sure you ask a question along with it. I can be bribed
to let you break any of these rules if you give me any or all
of the following: great amounts of money, mr bungle / faith no
more items, leaf tickets. why
are these the rules? how many
questions can i ask in 1 day did you
fart? i had a
dream and i saw the number 47348359734573489564783654789356789346587346785
does it mean anything? how do i
know if a am crazy? Hey, what's
a "Muckaferguson"???? Why does
Kraft Dinner taste so damn good when it's made of crap? excuse me,
mr. dc, why is it that mr.t was so cool in the '80's, and to this
day, to me he is still cool, but why is it that he's less popular
then in the eighties? why is it
that your breath really stinks like a funky funk right after eating
pickled eggs? at bowling
alleys, why do they sell socks in vending machines? Why are
there so many repeats in the "things suck" section? Do you guys
think you would be cool if you weren't Canadian? I mean, Canadians
suck. I'm saving
the world one day at a time. well, just canada, actually. screw
the erst of the world. are you with me? - Captain Canuck i'm so happy,
cos today i found my friends, theyre in my head. i'm so ugly,
but thats ok, cos so are you. mmmmmmm.... smells like teen spirit
in bloom, doncha think? sell the foods, polly might want some.
have i just butchered some great songs, or have i done them a
service? - Fido Dido Canada won
the ice hockey! Go Canada! Do watch the winter Olympics? - Captain
Canuck Why did
you say "thank you" when someone said you were "the
shit"? - Mzebonga hey DC,
I hope your eating well and taking care of your self - dane do you have
any compulsive habbits? - dane how many
tenis balls can you fit in your mouth at the same time? - dane why dont
people stop to think before they do stupid things? - dane will the
world stop revolving around the sun if i dont eat my breakfast?
- dane why is poo
brown? - dane instead
of god turning water into wine , wouldnt it been more smart to
turn it into something like Staminade so all those dick heads
at that table had more energy for their long and hard journeys?
- dane do you think
that corn chips are over rated? - dane why do phycho
people usualy breath heavy and you can hear it? - dane waiter thers
a fly in my soup, what a classic , do you think so? - dane what would
you do for a good time if you where a turkish disabled person?
- dane why won't
america apologise to canada for at first jumping to conclusions
and blaming canada for the terrorist attacks (they said the terrorists
got in thru canada right?), when it was actually their sucky security
that let the bastards in? Why is dane
so fucking irritating, and an ignorant bastard>? would i
be able to hire you as an assassin? how can
anyone expect a girl to have a 38-22-34 figure and at the same
time be able to get around without crawling on all fours? i'm trying
to arrange for a mass suicide, where everyone on earth will commit
suicide in unison so we can get the hell off the planet and leave
the animals alone. first, of course, i'll make sure any caged
animals are freed so they don't starve when their human keepers
aren't around to feed them. i want to know, though, how should
i begin? Why is there
no cut off age for being with a drivers liscenes. And why isn't
there a weight limit for the speedo store?---Mistofflies Have you
ever been trampled in by a huge crowd of people? McDiablo I know you
are wondering this too, but why does Dane ask so many questions?
McDiablo How do you
masterbate with a sock (like in american pie) everytime
i see one of my answers get a good answer award , i get sexually
aroused... is this normal???? should i seek help????please dc,
help me... marissa does tea
really have more caffeine than coffee? maybe i should stop drinking
coffee and become addicted to tea. since dane
has been asking so many questions, does he get extra points?-
marissa i think
i'm addicted to theinsanedomain. is there a support group i can
join? theinsanedomain anonymous? my room
has blue curtains, should i get green ones? - dane whats the
fomular for making a good squid shake? - dane I sure as
hell didnt talk to your friend, why do you ask? - dane I will not
be able to ask questions for a period of about 4 or 5 days cause
im moving to america, will you miss me for that period of time
i will not be in your life? - dane my mum just
made me some toast and vegimite, do you think i should eat the
bit on top first or the bit on the bottum? , although i will have
eaten these two peices of toast before you answer my question
i will use your answer for further events of eating toast in the
near and distant future, i sincearly thank you for your time and
wish you a merry honagert - dane did it really
fall off the truck? - dane why do french
people eat snails and frogs legs? - dane at this
site ive been spelling my name with a lower case d but i would
like to change it to a capital D cause at first i sent it but
i ment to put a capital cause its my real name and a capital D
i think would make me look more smart and sofisticated<-------
i just know thats not how you spell that word , but you seewhat
i mean, if i had been spelling my name all this time with a capital
im sure i would of spelled that right , so do you think i should
spell it with a capital D or leave it as ive been doing and leave
it to start off with a lower case d? - dane just thought
id let you know i looked the word " sophisticated "
up in the dictionary so i know how to spell it now, but ill ask
a question cause thats what im suppose to do,...... have you ever
wished that you could own a small island covered in midgets so
as you walk around they can tickle your balls with feathers? -
dane hey sock
monkey what is your favorite tool? - dane have you
ever ran as fast as you can on purpose just so you can feel like
your runing as fast as someone else can, or do you run fast as
you run faster? - dane my old music
teacher looked like a troll, should i have poked out hid eyes
with a hot stick? - dane would it
be possible to survive by only eating dirt and wood? - dane dam it i just
riped my favorite jeans, should i buy a new pair or should i go
wog and buy a pair of tracky pants? - dane I like laughing
at the expence of the disabled and old people, do you? - dane can you
pretty please with a cherry on top give me a stinky monkey butt
or whatever you call it award? - dane why the
hell are we thinking of moving the entire population of humans
to the planet mars, wont we just fuck that planet up like we have
with this one? - dane if you knew
i was your long lost brother would you enjoy being related to
me? - dane i have no
life and lately i just come here to ask tones of crapy questions
cause im depressed and i have nothing to do, do you feel for me?
and also, how do i get a life?, i just dont mean "a life"
i want a good one? - dane my cat just
farted, should i eat the stupid little cunt? - dane is the rumor
true that M C Hammer use to sleep with a three tailed sloth? -
dane I think
sloth is a rather amusing word dont you? - dane will you
kiss it? - dane are you
ready to wiggle mother fucker? - dane I'm sorry
? - dane Kan yoo
speel az gud az wut eye kan? I beet yoo karnt! BARCLAY Are you
a hockey fan? yesterday,
my back was really itchy, and the first thing i reached for was
a fork, and it did the job well, except that it left giant red
marks all down my back. I need something more soft yet something
that works, i was thinking along the lines of a sock puppet. Whats
your take on this dc? when my
foot is on fire, it tickles, but leaves a little bit of a burn.
what do you do when your foot is on fire, since you're a sock
puppet? my little
kittie has bowel problems. is it the kitty chow, or is it that
he eats too many socks....oops, i shouldn't of said that....i
think it's the chow....what do you say 'bout that? How many
times have you seen Patton live? - Bellafonte Do monkeys
really go to heaven? Or was Frank Black just a lying sack of shit? I went to
kindergarten with this girl, her name was Jade something or other;
I was so in love with her and when she accepted the invitation
to my 6th birthday party I was over the moon; but then i vomited
on her and we kind of fell out of touh after that. Where is she
now and is she still single? - Bellafonte Do you have
a credit card? If so, can you buy me an Adominizer? I'll give
you the cash upfront of course. - Bellafonte What is your favourite book? - Bellafonte What do
you think of the Euro? I'm going to Italy soon, and I'm worried
this is just another of their sneaky money-laundering schemes
to make me part ways with my hard-earned moolah. My mother's hotel
room got cleaned out while she was visting the Pope, that evil
fucker. - Bellafonte Really,
all jokes aside, what's the final verdict on tanning salons? Healthy
past time or cancer emporiums? - Bellafonte I got offered
$50 to masturbate in front of an elderly gentleman, and I turned
him down. Now I'm broke, and I don't know where he lives. Did
I make the wrong decision? - Bellafonte Do you think
Monica Lewinski gives exceptionally good head, or was she just
in the right place at the right time? - Bellafonte Why do I
always think about fucking?? Do you think
I don't know who Nigel pisses on? - Mzebonga Are you
a pyromaniac or a kleptomaniac? McDiablo How do you
feel about fake plastic fingernails? McDiablo what if
snowmen could talk? just how
insane are you dc? so insane that you need padded walls in your
room, or that you have to wear a straight jacket? ~Chimmy Chonga can you
play the spoons? how bout dem apples? ~ Chimmy Chong what do
you do when you've drinken too much liquids, and you're swimming
in a pool, do you pee right then and there, or do you get out
and pee inside? ~Chimmy Chonga How do you
feel about Shopping Cart Abuse? I was reading about it and it
saddened me very much...-Swanky Does it
show great patriotism when your hockey team wins gold and you
go out and freeze your hands off while waving a flag from your
car window? McDiablo How do we
really know the world isn't flat? I mean, aren't we just as guilty
of accepting the so-called truth as the people in previous centuries
who we now pity for their ignorance? - Bellafonte Why isn't
the word 'phonetics' spelt phonetically? - Bellafonte Do you want
to come over? - Bellafonte If a tree
falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, what is the
sound of one hand clapping? - Bellafonte What do
they put in porn to make it so damn addictive? - Bellafonte A horse
walked into a bar, and the bartender said "why the long face?"
True or false? - Bellafonte What did
you think of the new Tomahawk album? What did you think of the
latest Charlotte Church album? What do you think of album in general?
- Bellafonte Have you
ever been married? - Bellafonte I don't
give a fuck about you, I don't give a fuck about your fucking
website, I don't give a fuck about anything...please hold me -
Bellafonte What was
your Chinese New Year's resolution? - Bellafonte DC, I have
a serious conundrum for a change - I deeply want to join the Taliban,
but due to my crappy genes, I can't grow a beard to save my life.
So should I go fake, or just give up and join the Republican Party
instead? - Bellafonte How much
is that doggie in the window? - Foetus (michael) gibberish
chinese men? this dane
guy is really annoying, like the stalker type i'd say. do you
think dane should go away, cause i sure as hell do. ~chimmy chonga don't you think
that vegetables have rights too? just because they're not furry
and cute, and can't scream when we julienne them, doesn't mean
they don't hurt. Of course, if we don't eat veg, then we should
eat meat, but this is bad also, as animals get hurt. I think we
should all not eat anything and die. Better yet, eat each other.
What about you? how can
i harness my 'chi'? Demon Child,
when people cheat death, don't you feel sorry for him?
Have you
ever eaten poo with corn in it? Did the corn still taste like
corn? - Mzebonga When you
say: "where insanity runs rampant and so can you", do
you imply nudity in that statement also? - Mzebonga It is clear
that my energy is ebbing as my questions have been somewhat scarce.
What can I do to remedy the situation? - Mzebonga Why do they
sterilize the locks on the doors of the stores that offer lethal
injections 24 hours a day? Does it have anything to do with photosynthesis
or the effect of light/colour on plants? - Mzebonga Am I in
trouble now? - Mzebonga Is that
your foot or my elbow? - Mzebonga Do you like
lots of questions or a few good questions more? Is it an attention
seeking or academic thing? - Mzebonga How would
you justify your being "the shit"? - Mzebonga Fondue or
Ragu? Or both - you could make pizza. - Mzebonga Why is someone
across the room from me looking at porn? - Mzebonga CDs are
shiny. Why do I like shiny things? - Mzebonga I fell over.
Is this a health hazard? - Mzebonga Do you feel
loved now? - Mzebonga Is that
all? Can I go now? - Mzebonga Vegemite
is a completely aussie thing. Its yum but people from other countries
don't really understand why we like it. Anyway its a black spread
thats full of vitamin b and is great on toast and sandwiches.
Hope this clears things up. Sally ps-sorry for not dropping in
for a while been really busy with all sorts of things. I'm in the
insane domain rehab where people come to dry out after being totally
addicted to the insane domain,I'm one of the lucky ones who got
over it.The question I ask is how the hell does DC pull everyone
in here to this addiction ?Sally How cool
the mens hockey was won by Canada yay, but alas we don't get ice
hockey here unless we buy pay tv damn(we saw the ice hockey on
the winter olympics) ,why is pay tv so expensive? and what should
we compromise to pay for it? so we can get the hockey. Also when
we go to america or canada we have to see a hockey game , a basketball
game and a football game,that will be probably ages away but I
can dream hehehe Sally So who invented
curling anyway? Curling is this sport I watched on the winter
olympics -like lawn bowls on ice - what the hell kind of crap
is that? Sally So if someone
called me fucker I would punch them in head, how come if people
call you fucker you say thankyou? It doesn't make sense really.Sally This old
lady parked behind me cutting me off so I couldn't get out of
my car spot ,why do old people do stupid things and what should
I do to punish? I'd also like to thank the bloke who also got
blocked off for telling those old people off and giving them a
good serve on wheres a bad place to park. Sally Do you do
the dew?--Mistofflies Her's an
answer to a question, they have locks on twenty four hour stores
in case of riots. Many stores started putting locks on their all
hour establishents after some very nasty race riots in Memphis. Why did
you decide to use a dino head symbolising the Good Question Award?
It's cool and all...but why a dino? McDiablo I to have
a wise internet character that answers questions named ihatespics,
my answers to lifes problems can be found at Treson's website:<removed
some dead url>in the guestbook. Am I wise or at least funny
really I need an objective point of view. I'm a redneck. are u sexy NO!!!!!!
That wont work, I HATE LAVA LAMP!!!!! Pick something else. -LubisKo Is it ok
for my friend to get head in the next room? and if it is, is it
ok if i "ask" her to give me head to? - LubisKo Whats ther
best way of going about killing my friend,his girlfriend,and her
friend? And after I take your advise, if its any good, can I send
you pics? - LubisKo Just checking,
ok? - X=YRU what is
a sproodle, and does it taste good with pickles? - Mouz who is this
general error and why is he reading my disk? -Captain
Obvious, RAM! Would you
imply he fact (that I don't know the difference between a egg
and a horse because i have and eye hemerage)that i am stupid...because
everyone thinks and calls me that.? Listen Dick
Cocksucker there is a damn page there, just type in <as if
i'm going to leave this in>. It's not even my website bitch
its just someplace I set up shop at. I live in that guestbook
and if you don't go there I'll hunt you down and skullfuck you
and your damn monkey. Sock monkey's make great cum rags don't
they. vegemite
is like marmite. its a cheap aussie rip-off of it. damn them all!
- Fido Dido ps whats with all the crap new ppl asking crap questions,
and lots of them? they arent even orginal questions, just ones
like "whats the sound of one hand clapping?" can we
burn them all? Don't you
think Constantinople is so enjoyable to say? McDiablo Whenever
I am chatting online with my friends and I type, "Bwa ha
haaa", they claim to hear my voice in their head. Is this
normal and should I, for thier sake, stop typing that altogether??
McDiablo Have you
ever done the Time Warp?--Mistofflies why do you
dislike football so much? if a turtle
loses its shell is it homeless or naked? when people
say "its always the last place you look", NO SHIT! why
would you keep lookin for it after you've found it? Do people
really do this? What hair
color do they put on a bald man's driver's license? where does
photosynthisis start at If there
was a nice, tasty, beautiful glass of coca cola sitting infront
of you right now, and it's not yours, would you drink it even
though you know that your ass will be kicked afterwards? -Swanky Do you even
like Coca Cola?-Swanky can i rub
your tail?- chimmy chonga What's the
d-d-d-d dillio? Can you tell me please! i'm confused! :s-Swanky hey, do
you think that bellafonte is the next dane, i believe that you've
got another stalker, is that good for you? -chimmy chonga do you ever
get the feeling that someone's watching you?......maybe it's dane...-chimmy
chonga I want to
die...Oh God, how I want to die...you have no idea, I can't take
this much longer...oh, shit, um, question...tennis anyone? - Bellafonte Dane should
be back soon. Just letting you know. - Bellafonte Do you think
it's crazy that my family uses towels as curtains?Even ones with
fruit on them?-Swanky Have you
ever in all your life had a sexual relation with someone of your
sex?--Mistofflies Do you think
heroin addicts sterilize their needles? Why do I have to take
traffic safety classes and outpatient drinking counseling? Why
is my life a complete wreck? Will you suck my dick you sound pretty
hot? I bet you are under six foot, 143 lbs and have light brown
hair, and blue eyes am I right? Your a sock
monkey right have you ever been used as a cum rag, what do you
think of just regular socks that are so often used as cum rags,
even to the point that they become hard, stained and crusty. Would
yo like to be used as a cum rag? p kraked. what's that
smell? -chimmy chonga my friend
likes to roll around in mud with pigs in their pen, and most times,
when she doesn't bathe, she smells like one too....does this make
her a pig, because her nose is forming into a piggishly round
figure....-chimmy chonga DC, how
tall are you in beer cans(regular berr cans, not the taller ones)?--Insanelane Well I love
vegemite ,I think its an aquired taste though. Its really hard
to discribe. I really couldn't tell you what it tastes like so
you'll have to dream about it okay? Sally Yeah I've
been busy with the house the cat and work, my sister had her wedding
also and I was the bridesmaid lucky me? Sally i am having
problems talking to people... everytime i look at them all i can
think of is how would their skeletons look if i were to skin them
alive........ please tell me what to do..... -mandy- write out conversations beforehand... try to follow the cards... its ok to think of skinning people alive but if you don't have the social skills to lure them in you'll never get a chance why why
why why why? am i the only one feeling this way? why why why why
why? do the cloud part that way? why why why why why? so i stay
away from the heavens? and why why why? do i have to say goodbye?
-mandy- my tummy
is growling for food, can you help me? my skin
keeps peeling away, what should i do? If you're
really that offended by Nigel pissing on you, why don't you just
ask me to stop him? - Mzebonga Why is the
sky blue What does
this all have to do with the price of rice in China?--Mistofflies Why do you
waste time with SAnimal and not kill him on the spot? Don't you
think everyday is the worst day ever? McDiablo I know you
are, but what am I? McDiablo why do i
like to keep on trying to fuck my goldfish If my beat
friends little brothers girlfriend asks me to have sex with her
just cuz, would it be wrong for me to have sex with her? And if
i do have sex with her do you want naked pics of her? - LubisKo If jake
helped you off and horse, would you help jake off a horse? - LubisKo Is that
OK? - LubisKo OOOO by
the why DC, she was cheating on me and I did put that little bitch
in the hospital, im ok though got off on "self defense",
now all she wants to do is have sex with me, should I take her
back? - LubisKo if someone
with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered
a hostage situation? I just spent
2 hours looking at this site and I must say I LOVED the Sock Monkey
Porn, what is the secret to you sexyness? - LubisKo If I told you I had godlike powers, would you belive me? - LubisKo Pharmacy
Guy A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist
says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the
young man wants. 'Well,' he said, 'I've been seeing this girl
for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I
think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner with her parents,
and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get
lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time,
so you'd better give me the 12 pack.' The young man makes his
purchase and leaves. Later
that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her
parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.
He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down
for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans
over and says, 'You never told me that you were such a religious
person.' He leans over to her and says, 'You never told me that
your father is a pharmacist.' Isnt this a funny story? - LubisKo
not really and that story & similar adaptations are all over... you get no points for creativity why is the
fungus between my toes talking and insulting me? if james
bond is british, then why doesn't he hate the irish? i'm american,
and you are not. so muwahahahaha! and not only that, i'm a redneck
too, so that makes me perfect! |
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Is
conditioner really necessary? Newman
Whats
the first thing a women should do when she get out ot the abuse
shelter?.......the dishes if she knows whats good for her. lol
-SomeRedNeckAsshole