Why
does every girl i fuck come back for more? If i gave
you a dollar would u fuck my spider monkey collection??? ( i have
200) and make sure u dont get them pregnant i dont want anymore Why did
my five ton pile of goat meat disappear????????????????? Im having
a dillema...what should I do? why? please
tell me...why? if not...then...why
not? What ever
happened 2 peter aundre how can
i get closer to the lord jesus the christ Sock Monkey.
I have discovered that a sock monkey is dealing in the world of
porn. Is this you? Is it now apparent that I also deal in porn? I woke
this morning and my underware spots of wet stuff on it. How do
I know if it's semen? when you
retire... what will you do? can people
send you messages through this thing... cuz you don't have your
email posted anywhere... do purple
emus fly high in the sky when the goats comes out to play? have you
been killed by kai yet? you should
have your own show so you can show the whole world all the insane
shit that is out there... go on the road and find us insane shit
that goes on.. do it now! how did
all you guys meet??? and do those cartoons really look similar
to the real people? In order
to make a 2 door canoe into a 4 door canoe, how many more fish
will you catch? are thou
jew? i am a
gay but now i have a problem my penis pumps out sperms when i
am sleeping and is in a sexy mood what is my problem hey this
is LIMPBIZKIT and we all thought this site waz on the down so
its kool but its all gayish by the way how are you gonna talk
to a monkey hey when was the las time you showerd on the pit wes
wants to know? HEY! where
you been all my life? do you
believe that sisko is the emisary? Question
then comment: what's your favorite book? mine is either "hitchiker's
guide to the galaxy" or Kurt Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse
five"... ok so the first is just funny, the second is really
good. when I
am bouncing my rabid mango is it the world moving up and down?
- Sal I saw a
weird website the other day and I was wondering if you knew the
answer to their main question "What's Swahili for 'I Love
You'?" You, me,
baby oil, candle lit dinner, rampant sex all night. Any questions? How the
fuck can you suck your own PENIS???? would you
die for me? Did that
senator really wank at that press conference? So, money
for sexual favours? How many figures are we talking? 3? 5? I'll
give you 20 bucks. what kind
of lunatic r,u,? paper or
plastic? are all
systems operating within normal parameters or is crew morale deteteriating? who took all
those pictures in th webshots thing? those blured reality things
rock I love
to eat poop? what superior,
a sock monkey, or a cat. I think sock monkeys are superior
in intelligence, but cats a superior in phsyical prowess. This
makes the s.monkey, and the cat, even, and a perfect team, as
well. therefore i have answered my own question, and wasted your
time. On the other hand you can add to what i've said... or something.-Laser-Monkey,
pondering the ages. Does the
insane domain have an irc chat room??? if not, you should.-Laser-Monkey Is Maboo
really a stupid name? I mean after all its not as dumb as SAnimal
i mean Sanimal hahaha cmon now thats stupid why do
u think that u r able to answer ev'ry question? coz u r insane?
waiting for your pathetic answer......sincerelly yours
i've tried
peeing in my plants to make them grow... why aren't they? does the
sound of running water make you want to pee? -slapmonkey i thought
u wer gonna sell stuff? when i
first tried acid, my friend was under the stairs wondering where
his chicken was... he sat in the dark yelling about this damn
chicken for hours... have you seen his chicken... or have you
eaten it? I made
a web page and i wanna link to you is that OK? when I
woke up yestrday i had a marshmellow up my ass. I went to shit
it out and now it has expanded and become gooey. what shold i
do? i think
that you give questions good q. awards based on your answer, not
the question. ISNT THAT RIGHT!??-Laser-Monkey do you
secretly wish for a happy ending? ifyou could
tell everyone in the world anything... what would it be? i know
the feeling... it is the real thing... do you know the real thing? evrywhere
i go there is shitty music... will i ever escape? if i give
you five dollars will you be the entertainment for a kids party
this sunday? how do
you speed up the process of getting pot out of your system? are you
there?
The government
says that artificial intelligence doesn't exist yet. Are they
hiding something from us? I swear, my computer has a mind of its
own. Is it trying to kill me? What should I do? -DS
Let's presume
i have massive amounts of every mind altering substance in the
known universe. Taking this presumption into account, what do
you want (be specific) and how much of that would you like? I'm disappointed.
Laser Monkey and all those people get recognition on your "members"
page and I've been coming here for months, I've been asking questions
anonymously and I get no recognition. If I were arogant enough
to put my name by each question I asked, I think you would find
in excess of 50 and I have had a couple of good question awards
and a million and one Stinky Monkey Butts. I don't think this
is fair. I want my contribution awarded. I say people, stand up
against this fascist regime and fight back against this lack of
respect for those of us who contribute much more. Are you with
me people? (For the sake of being noticed) - Mzebonga
yes or
no? love or hate? truth or lies? how do
I find out who killed a man who is contacting me Is it ok
if i ask more than one question? have i asked that in the past?
does satan have a sock monkey? does a sock monkey have satan?are
you my mom? where is my mom? are ALL those women my mom? is this
annoying? how about now? why do i think you live in texas? should
i stop? how about now? what is the fastest simplist way to kill
all the pop stars? will all sock monkeys be ruled by a giant stocking
monkey one day? who many questions have i asked? Hey sexy,
hows your cat.........Can I have your icq number and I'll give
you mine..........Love Sally Hey my
young monkey.......I love you...........do love me??? I just
realised you put me in your cool viewers catagory thanx guys your
the best , hows your dad? i recently
looked at your pictures DC, a bit of a sockmonkey orgy going on
there?Can I join? Do you
get prostitutes around??? Soooooo
you and JCP met at high school. Were you guys lovers, boyfriend
and girlfriend,friends,enemies or enemies that became lovers after
you both discovered that being enemies was useless because you
couldnt fight the attraction anymore???Love Sally What does
it take to tick sanimal off?Love Sally
I also
looked at anastacias pictures, shes a beautiful, beautiful cat.
Is she well behaved?(I'm gathering she is yours DC) What advice
do you have for me on sex??? What do
you think of lesbians?? What do
you think of hairdressers? <tinny
voice> i'm still in ur monitor u know i was walking
along the street 2day. will u have sex with my sock monkey? i
will send lots of cash. <tinny
voice> i am Fido Dido, n i'm still here in ur monitor. while
i'm here, is it ok if c JCP naked? i will send cash when/if i
get out. I am willing
to give myself to the cat campaign. I think I can get the ducks
to help. Will I be spared? (I was a cat in a past life) - Mzebonga just curious,
will i be spared from kitty litter mines?? Im special. -Laser-Monkey Ahhh I'm guessing
you don't like hairdressers then? I'm a hairdresser too but I'm
pretty good, I've seen a lot a bad things, cutting ears, making
mistakes on haircuts........not good love Sally I have
to call into question the decision by cats to eat ducks, although,
I know it may see me sent to the darkest and dankest Kitty litter
mines. Ducks on the whole are very muscular and not particularly
good to eat, they are however an airforce, a navy and a reserve
infantry in one. Whereas cats are the masters of all land terrains,
I think the ducks would make useful allies. I think pigeons would
make much more sensible meals - their fatter and less toned meaning
they are much more tender. I am already trembling with fear for
my insubordination, but my wish is only to serve the cause. -
Mzebonga. <tinny
voice> rite, if i send $1million now, and give u another $1million
when i c jcp naked, can i have sex with her? i will send more
cash. - Fido Dido. ps i like ur desktop. i am still in ur monitor. yay though
i walk through the valley of death and smell the stench of death
and decay and i wear no gas mask. though the dead have no eyes
and stares still penetrate my glazed expressionless eyes. are
you still around to see me smile? is it possible for me smile
after i've seen what's here? Since you
take money for sexual favours would you call yourself a)hooker
b)streetwalker c)prositute d)giggalo give me your own opinion
of what you think you are. Love Sally <tinny
voice> have u been to superbad.com? its a pretty cool site.
u dont mind me using ur internet, do u? - Fido Dido
if a paddle
of wood slapped my ass twice, do you think that it would happen
a third time if i said nothing the first two times? i have
a large red spot on my ass... what should i do? Is there
really a lap dancing sock monkey to be found?? <tinny
voice> ok, the moneys on the way. i have yet to c JCP naked
yet, though. i am still in ur monitor, and i'm a bit hungry. would
it be possible 4 u 2 feed me once in a while? or even - dare i
say it? - let me out? thanks muchly - Fido Dido, possibly #1 fan
of this site, possibly #6 Will the
cats feed us potatos? I like potatos - fergus o'dimbal <pop>
groovy! i'm out! mind if i crash here 2nite? hey, i'll have this
site as my home page. its cool. in fact its insane. can i eat
the veggie hotdogs? thanks man - Fido Dido ps wheres sally? why the
hell does my cat show his true self to me but not to any1 else,
why does he not care for other people like he does me? and why
does he purrrrrrrr excitedly when I stroke him!? so why
are cows black and white? not that
im complaining! but wouldnt it be easier to reproduce a-sexualy? which came
first the chicken or the egg? Why did
the giant rabbits take me to the desert??????? DC, How
do you have sex?As in your picture you do not have any sex organs
of any type? hey give
me all your money haha no who are all your fav bands besides faith
and mr.bungle do they have a website why do
boys like to stick their dicks up girls butts? Hey DC
- Do you know when the cats - your cat is gonna take over the
world? PS-Sanimal is a TOSSER hahahahaha Love your sweetpea Sally Why does
Sanimal have to act like such a tosser?hahahahahahhaLove Sally Does it
make you happy to spank people?If so can you spank me? TOSS: To
masturbate with vigourous movement of the lower arm. TOSSER: Someone
who exercises the above frequently. I hope this explains the confusion
(I believe it is very much and British word) and seeing as SAnimal
is male he would exercise his right to do so regularly. However,
I guess he is very accomplished at it. Did you know the BeeGees
orginally called themselves "The Tossers"? Not only
a bad choice of name in terms of marketing but somehow fitting
given the band members. However, I have long since pondered: Do
the BeeGee's have genitals or were they removed at birth the achieve
the falsetto voices? Given the
US's love of dogs, will the Yanks be ruthlessly murdered when
the cats take over? Oh, please say they will, please. Er, hang
on, given my service, can I keep on or two for my own... personal
needs. That Portman girl springs to mind, amongst others - Mzebonga hey, thanks
4 letting me crash the night dc. i spoke with your cat, and have
pledged alligence with the cats. i agree with Mzebonga, and think
that ducks will be a worthy ally.... unless cats produce flying
machines. these will surely be better than ducks. but the future
cat lords know best. i hope that i wont have to spend many years
in the cat litter mines. - Fido Dido When the
cats have full control, will they use us in some ultimate meglomaniacal
way like the machines in the Matrix or will they allow us our
own strictly marshalled communities where we will be encouraged
to pro-create and feed the "workforce" like in Planet
of the Apes? - Mzebonga I am worried
about my cat it has just grown a fifth leg,is this normal? why do
you get muck under your nails even if you only go to the pub? I am a
female sock monkey looking for love and I think you could be the
one for me.I need a big tailed monkey to satisfy all my female
needs!!!! Almighty
DC, giant battle robots equipped with sock disintergrating lasers
are on their way to eradicate sock monkeys everywhere! What will
we do? DC, if
you are made of sock material and therefore have no muscles, how
do you move? You asked
me a question so I'll answer it for you= a TOSSER is someone who
masturbates alot- yeah its an australian term like you would call
someone a dickhead or loser.I could imagine sanimal to toss alot
because or the dribble that came out of his mouth for his questions.
You should ban him from here. To the person who asked where I
was I was away with the faries hehe. Better ask a question ummm
Why do girls love to shop? I can't explain it myself. Love Sally How much
do you know about street racing? Do suped-up cars interest you
at all? Crazy?
I was crazy once, they locked me in a padded room, everyone knows
you can't die in a padded room, that is when the worms came...worms
drove me crazy.....Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in
a padded....will the worms help me or just keep talking forever? Can you
please do some more photos of Anastasia?Love Sally who is still
off with the faires and now eats vegie burgers. You told
me you draw can you put some of your drawings on your site please?Love
Sally whos back from fairy land. Wheres
Fido Dido? Sally Keeping looking Fido you'll find me..... "Where
ever I am I'm always looking out a window wishing I was somewhere
else" Why do I do that?Sally Do you
want a coffee? I know how you take it because I'm psycic-black
with 2 sugars? Who invented
cheerleaders and their stupid pom poms? They should be shot! Who has
a ferret anyway? Why do
people blow in your ear when they know its annoying? I hate
bums, they are the uglyest part of the body, what do you think? In your
people that suck section there is one saying "people who
smile all the time" , I have 2 girls at my work who do that
, its so disgusting, whats worse (you should add this) they tell
me i should smile and if you complain about something say its
a quiet day at work they'll turn it into a positive and say oh
it will be busy.Anything bad you say they'll find a way to make
it positive, its sooooooooooo annoying.What do you think? Sally Don't people
know it's annoying to say pull my finger then they fart? Thats
so old. When am
I going to be bumped up to the "good friends" catagory?Sally What do
i have to do to get a fucking drink in this place? alright,
in a fight between me and fuckface who would win? be honest. i
mean i've got street smarts, a brain, and a broken bottle on my
side. she's got... well yeah. that's about all she's got. with
an answer to this question, my tirade will forever end... unless
you give the wrong answer. but you won't do that now will you? Is there
anyway we can send you people to write in your people that suck
list or things for your other lists? I know heaps of people who
suck especially people who say "smile". Love Sally How the
hell am I supposed to get to Canada to meet you face to face when
I live in Australia?Would you actually want to meet me in person?Do
you actually want me as a friend? mmmmmmm probably not?Love Sally Well I
have been a vegitarian for one whole day. I feel good now.Am I
doing the right thing? Did you
look at Perth cam ,where i live?If so do you like it?Love Sally Well you
have to put your drawings on your site first I ain't sending any
money. What do you like to draw? Love Sally Yay I got
2 question awards. I didn't put name on them, I told you sometimes
I surprise you and don't put my name on them. Does that make me
ignorant? Love Sally PS-I hate cheerleaders, pomp poms and ballon
animals. Masturbating,
wanking, tossing???Boys and their toys.hahah Am I a
godess or what? Love Sally Why do
things itch so bad after you shave them? When are
you getting up? Why do you always sleep in? Love Sally sanimal
backwards is laminas, which i take to mean laminated ass. Internet
Explorer plasic covered anus. Will i get a poison coated vulture
head because I made fun of sanimal? The "pick
a color" part of the site LIES! My rock-with-a-face-painted-on-it
left me!!!! You stupid ass! What color is your blood? Would you
like to join the society for putting things on top of other things?
Last year alone, our total number of successful thing-putting
attempts was nearly 1! I am so
sorry for not asking you a question, DC. so, i will ask several
now. where is fairy land? when do i get into the "Cool viewers
that come back for more..." bit? is it still the carrot?
can i crash here again? will we loyal sevants of the cats, mightyest
and true rulers of the universe, be able to serve them after they
take over the universe, or we become slaves also? i do hope my
penace for daring to question the cats will be short. - Fido Dido
now i know where sally is...... What the
fuck are you talking about!? The Balloon animals always mock me!
Are these magic balloon animals, or are they made by smarter people?--Laser-Monkey why the
hell are you staring at me? something
is definately wrong here. you think? Ohmygod!!
I'm having withdrawl symptoms. I'm on the vegitarian eating plan
and I feel like I'm dying. I'm not used to eating vegitables.
Why am I doing this again? Sally I can't
believe I'm on your cool viewers list. When did you put me on
there and when did I become cool? I wasn't aware that I was. Love
Sally Ps was it like a group desiscion who goes on the list or
does anyone decide? What was
the last movie you went to see? I noticed
alot of people ask you questions about sex. Do you hate that?
Don't they realise your not Dr Ruth? Do you
live in the moment? Whats with
navels and stomachs? I think they are so sexy only when they are
toned. Love Sally Especially Angelina's!! Mzebonga
said we are arrogant if we put our names, whats wrong with that?
Sally What do
you think of Micheal Jackson preending to be white? Do you
miss ciggarettes after sex? cancer
& gemini: These two signs work best when they compliment each
others personalities. I add spice to your life and you soothe
my life. Love Sally - I like horoscopes do you? What happened
to Seth and Robin ? They sucked.Were they going out? Sally They
deserve each other hahahha Am I embarrassing
you? DC!!!!
I am from England and there is a set of commertials on T.V that
feature our very own sock monkey! He advertises "ITV Digital"
and he has a human friend called Al.Do you have a human friend?and
do you know our great famous sock monkey? P.S. Our English sock
monkey's name is "MONKEY"!!!!! love from your english
chums, whatto!, lardy dar and all that! so fuckface(sally)
what's it gonna be? you gonna leave or am i gonna have to fuck
you up? I wish
to discuss arrogance. At no point did I suggest that arrogance
was a bad thing, I simply suggested that it was unfair to reward
solely the arrogant. In an ideal, non-fascist situation like the
one that the masterful DC tries to create (not discrimination
against sexual preference) it would be ultimately beneficial to
reward those who contribute equally to the question but prefer
to remain anonymous. As it is the popularity of being known to
fellow Domainers and mentioned in their questions is a wonderful
ego trip but on the whole I would never seek to assume greater
popularity than Sally, Laser-Monkey, Fido Dido and certainly not
the visionary DC. All I seek is to find a place to belong as an
equal and while this place is not among the sane, I think I may
be able to find it here. What do you say DC, can I keep coming
back? Is this a place where men, sockmonkies, cats, ducks and
ants can truly be equal or is it just another question and answer
page? - Mzebonga, last among equals damn, and
i was so sure it was the carrot :p. i brung chips. they is oven
chips. do you mean chips as in french fries, or chips as in crisps/potato
slices? when you say "unless you bribe me..." in reference
to me getting on the cool viewers bit, is that if i bribe you
i wont get on? this is a cool site. all hail the cats, Masters
of the Universe™ (used with permission (from the cats, lords of
the universe)), will the war be come-as-you-are, bring-your-own-guns,
the-cats-will-provide, or what? i can get tanks. i do hope my
penance for questioning the tatics of the cats will not be much
longer in the mines. - Fido Dido ps can i crash here again, i
have money. are you
going to make a message board for your almighty site? i think
it would be a good idea. i appreciate the time you invest, and
will bring potato salad. the purple cows stand in the way of the
cats conquest! - Fido Dido Please
help stop bread! More than 98 percent of convicted felons are
bread users. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming
households score below average on standardized tests. In the 18th
century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average
life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates
were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases
such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
Every piece of bread you eat brings you nearer to death. Bread
is associated with all the major diseases of the body. For example,
nearly all sick people have eaten bread. The effects are obviously
cumulative: 99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten
bread. 100% of all soldiers have eaten bread. 96.9% of all Communist
sympathisers have eaten bread. 99.7% of the people involved in
air and auto accidents ate bread within 6 months preceding the
accident. 93.1% of juvenile delinquents came from homes where
bread is served frequently. Evidence points to the long-term effects
of bread eating: Of all the people born in 1839 who later dined
on bread, there has been a 100% mortality rate. Bread is made
from a substance called "dough." It has been proven
that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate
a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one
month! Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a
low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and
osteoporosis. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects
deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread
after as little as two days. Bread is often a "gateway"
food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as
butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts. Bread has been
proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent
water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being
taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a
soggy, gooey bread-pudding person. Newborn babies can choke on
bread. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit!
That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute. Most
bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant
scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling. In light
of these frightening statistics, I propose the following bread
restrictions: No sale of bread to minors. A nationwide "Just
Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and
bumper stickers. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay
for all the societal ills we might associate with bread. No animal
or human images, nor any primary colours (which may appeal to
children) may be used to promote bread usage. The establishment
of "Bread-free" zones around schools. Will you support
me? Bread is very dangerous - Fido Dido ps i'm sorry 'bout the
length. Why does
Fido Dido keep wanting to know where I am? Hes creepy plus I'm
right behind him.Boo. Sally What is
a gerbal? What is the right spelling?(Gerbal or jerbal)Where can
I get one? So who
fought and won to put me on the cool viewers list? Who didn't
want me there? Sally I wrote
the gay question too, why do I always get a good question award
when I don't put my name? How would
you know??? The goddess
question was arrogant wasn't it?Sally Whats your
favourite pasttime? I get a
lot of grief from women for going to sleep after sex. I think
I've even managed during on one occasion. Is this bad? - fergus
o'dimbal Tell me,
did you fall for a shooting star? One without a permanent scar?
And did you miss me when you were out looking for yourself out
there? - Mzebonga WHAT THE
FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ROTTEN POTATO CHIP!!! YOU TOOK MY
WOOBEE BALL!!! I WANT IT BACK!!! GO SUCK A PLUM!!! EAT MY PHLEGMBALL!!!
WHY THE HELL IS MY BIG TOE TALKING TO ME? JOIN MY FREE THE ANIMALS
ARMY!! MOO!!! -"Some mentally deranged chick" Are you
sure he was calling me fuckface?, I don't fuck anyone so it can't
be me.hahahaha Only my b/f when I feel like it.hhahahaaha Sally Plus I'm
a hairdresser so I have scissors,COMBS and razors. I know how
scared you are of the comb???hahahahaha Sally You are
such a wally aren't you? hahahaa You don't
scare me that easily DC? hey DC,
as long as Fido Dido is crashing at your place, mind if i hang
out there awhile? I don't have money, but I have things that look
like money.. and i have glitter glue.-Laser-Monkey, Your favorite
laser wielding monkey. So once
I was done with the coffee, I found these bags of white stuff
at the bottom. My friend Steve said he'd buy them off of me for
a fiver each - claimed they were chalk dust and he knew a guy
who'd buy them - anyway I sell each of these bags - about 50 altogether,
weighing a few kilos each - and the next thing I know, Stevie's
left the country and only gone and bought himself a large plot
of land in Brazil. He never even told me he'd won the lottery.
The bastard. So the point I making, is that the value of chalk
dust on the stock market must have shot up over night for him
to have made that much. The man must be a financial genius. Do
you know of any other products like chalk dust that I could invest
in and make my millions - I need to move to Brazil - Stevo still
owes me a tenner for a bet on a pool game. - Mzebonga I'm leaving,
as if ? You wish ? hahahahah Shes just
jealous because I'm in the list? hahahhahahahahah was that
supposed to be a threat? scissors? bring it on fuckface, if that's
the best you can do than i might as well claim victory now. what
could a hairdresser possibly have that would intimidate me? hmm?
that's what i thought. How did
you know she was calling me fuckface when she didn't even put
name? Thanks that what you think of me hmmmm. How would
I m know what your going to think is a good question? Its usually
the ones you don't think are going to get it. Why do
I always get picked on? I didn't do anything wrong. Who is this
"person" who wants to fuck me over anyway. They didn't
even put thier name. Maybe I shouldn't come here anymore
like the last time.Sally Am I as
pure as an angel? Lets play
hide and seek? I was cleaning
out my room the other day in preparation for returning to University
when I made a horrific discovery. As I was packing up my AIWA
NSX999X hi-fi with 100W speakersand metallic grey finish, I stumble
upon a rare breed of monkey. Polystyrene Monkies. Thousands of
them. Upon opening the box, the horrid little mites beganing shreiking
in high pitched bonechilling ways which set my teeth on edge.
They began marching all over me and restrained me like the Liliputians
restrained Gulliver. Once I was tied the began screaming in turn
into my ears. The ringing is still with me three days later. They
left me in my attic and marched out. It took two days for me to
break my bonds but I fear for the human race. These monkies were
believed extinct, wiped out in a war with the equally deadly Blackboard
Monkies, and I've just unleashed a whole colony on the world.
Prepare yourselves for the coming invasion, free all cats from
catteries and pet store, alert the ducks and call for the ants.
Hell is coming and it's coming soon! Prepare for war. THE POLYSTYRENE
MONKIES ARE ON THE MARCH!!!!!! Can anything stop them? Yes pray
for rain. Pray for rain to wash them into pulp. If they come near
you, urinate on them. Don't let them squeak lest you be cold heartedly
murdered but don't get caught out while you're trying to piss
on them because they will kill you while you have your pants around
your ankles. And there's nothing worse than that is there? - Mzebonga Thank DC,
i got blue glitter glue, and PURPLE! And glitter blood glue!!!
yup.Fort? out of popsicle sticks? hehe, ill bring LIFE SIZE popsticle
sticks. thanks again- Laser-Monkey, Monkey, with a laser... what's
the going rate for a hooker these days? i know
you've heard this a lot, so bear with me, but i must spew it like
a popping zit. music nowadays sucks. punk is now trendy and pussified.
all my old favorites have broken up, are on hiatus, or now suck.
i keep delving further into obscure music and genres to try to
find a good band, but i've realized that to find a good obscure
band, you need to wade through a lot of crappy ones. a LOT of
crappy ones. i'm very disillusioned. is there any hope? whens that
massage board gonna b up? n what bout that message board? can
i just live here 4 now? i will bring money. - Fido Dido, loyal
servant of the cats (should the word "cats" be capitilised,
seeing as cats are the rulers of the universe?) So I should
ask a short, to the point question, not some blathering long tale?
But exactly what is the point? I've exhausted all my one line
questions, so I go on for hours. How can you do this to me? -
Mzebonga hey DC,
i have the same enitials as yourself. and i can't spell very well...
think there's a connection? my shit
is nutty, why? are monkeys
the only primate in sock toy form? who is
"faith no more" i've never heard of that band? i hear
their your fav band, whats their sound like? My fav band is the
Dead Kennedys, what do you think of the dead kennedys? why is
punk becoming mainstream now? what can I as a punk rawker sock
munky do to stop this? cam cheese
whiz be used as a high powered adhesive? where's
MY waterbuffallo? why dont I have a waterbuffallo? it's not fair!
can i hav a sockmonkey instead? What type
of cancer is Lumpas? you know
what i read that was total bullshit? you really
love the Dead Kennedys, i'm so glad, Dc...you are the almighty
hero to us all love, tater tot queen i eat my
finger nails, is that sick? What do
i do...what do i do! Oh help me! what ever shall i do! My bike
has broken, and theres a pie in the oven, baked with love'n..what
do i do! why are
you sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines? Why do
people freak out at the site of blood?Its like hello chill out
its not that bad! Why do
people freak out at Dc when they realise hes not a sock monkey???? what the
fuck? Okay, point
taken. So, I was wondering: Is this burning an eternal flame?
Or is it just a nasty case of heartburn? Not knowing whether or
not the evils of Atomic Kitten have reached your shores: Is there
a nasty fate awaiting them? - Mzebonga glad to hear
about the message board. i think u should bitch-slap the programmers
to make them work faster. will we loyal servants of the Cats serve
them even after the great war when they take over the universe?
when can i get onto the cool viewers bit? - Fido Dido, "there
are many intelligent species in the universe, and all of them
are owned by cats" wot da
fuck is the meaning of life? this is
for shizoid- what do you think of gg allin? i've got
purple glitter! i've got green glitter! i've got a fucking aneurysm
from listening to all this babble. how do i get from 4th to Main? will jordyn
and i ever get married? how hard
is the postal service exam? 42, eh?
then what's the question? that's only the answer... i read!
42 is the meaning of life! i'm in the cool viewers bit! i might
be a Food Bringer! whoohoo! life is great! or at least mine is!
or at least it is now! anyway, my question(s).... why do most
americans hate forgieners? are american kids taught stereotypes
in school? blur lyrics: "there must be more to life than
stereotypes". Dr. Pepper is nice, do you like Dr. Pepper?
hey, i still havnt seen JCP naked. i sent u lots of money. mayb
you should do a porn section? - Fido Dido, all hail the Cats! carrot?
i dare say it is. or do i? - Fido Dido Why is
it that 27 year old men date 15 year old girls? What can they
possibly get from the relationship besides a prison sentence,
a sexually naive partner and a hell of a lot of hassle from an
immature girlfriend? - Mzebonga How can
I KILL! barny the dinosaur without any one knowing that it was
me? Is barny
the dinosaur trying to take over the world im a girl
teach me how to masterbate hey, i
was looking through the past questions and on page seven u said:
"Cats already have taken over the world, they just use us
as puppets to do their bidding. Sure, they let us go around and
do what we want most of the time, but when it's time to eat...
you better believe we're gonna hear about it" i am devasted!
how am i to show my loyalty to the Cats if i cannot fight in battle?
have you been lying to us when you say that the Cats are going
to take over, when they have already? or is this a test to show
our loyalty? ah! thats what it is! its good to hear that the forum
is gonna b up soon! - Fido Dido, dogs have owners, Cats have servants
how can
we destroy the alphbet? is this evil concoction going to try and
destroy the Cats, true rulers of the cosmos? - Fido Dido, ps the
carrot has risen and is going to kill 26 children, in Aberdeen,
Scotland before trying to kill Bush Why isn't
there a national nude day? In fact, why isnt everyday national
nude day? Of course, for you every day is nude day because all
you wear are thos little boots but what about the rest of us?
it seems
to me that you are giving out good question awards at an alarming
rate. if you look at the past you will note that there is not
a qood question award on every page and those pages hold quite
a few questions, where as now there is at least one every time
you update the questions. are the questions getting better? are
you just lowering your standards as to how good the questions
have to be to reviece one? is it maybe that fuckface is offering
sexual favors in return for the ugly green turtle head? any help
on this matter would be greatly appreciated. thanx. Why am
I asking a sock puppet questions? What is
the answer to all lifes problems? What
am i saying right now? If Jesus
is dead then how come he is standing infrount of me? How long
is a peice of string? Will a
girl ever queff in my face? in the
future will i run away from home and go to detroit to fullfill
my life goal. how do
you empersonate a bag f chips? could you
tell me how long should the hair for dreadlocks be whats the
deal with ovalteen, the mug is round, the tin is round, why dont
they call it roundteen? thanks
for the statue in my image and i am looking forward to that holiday
P.S. should i go ahead with my plan to kill that friggen purple
dinosaur? am i going
crazy? Why aren't
children destroyed once they are delivered? and more
importantly ...........how did you become an amotron? I don't
think pot is the answer to anything. Potheads need there head
red for using that shit or anything else.Neither is alcohol. Time
can be. Food isn't either it will make you fat.Depending on what
and how much you eat. The answer to everything is sleeping, time,
angelina jolie, magazines, money and tv.For me anyway. Sally Plus
hows your cat? Why aren't
you funny? Isn't this website supposed to be funny? So I got
to thinking... What amount (as an approximate percentage) is sex
a key factor in believing we're in love? Is it solely our unbelievable
desire to procreate that causes us to enter into relationships?
So, given the process of natural selection, we look for the best
looking and "strongest" partner so we have attractive,
strong and, hopefully, successful offspring. But not all of us
get this, as much as I would love to procreate with Natalie Portman,
I guess she has bigger fish to fry (so to speak). For this reason,
we just find somebody, someone as close as we can possibly get.
Because we're settling we end up miserable and it's the increase
in "teen idols" that's leading to higher expectations
and an increase in divorce rates. I think you're right, friends
are better, they don't expect you to call the next day. Wouldn't
it be great if you could have places like gyms where if you fancy
a "workout" you could hire a room with another individual
who wants to "workout" and "workout" together
as both a fitness and social event? So if anyone wants to hire
a room and workout, just say so. Are you willing to be my pimp,
DC? - Mzebonga Evening.
I was wondering if you could remove all Emus and Pelicans from
this world as I believe that they have no use whatsoever and I
become quite irate when they appear on my Great British television.
They all smell, every last one of them!!! (the animals, not the
televisions) From the Shifty Coconana in the sky. Do you
wash? Shifty Coconana so who
really did shoot JFK? which do
you prefer more? the term hooters, tiggo bitties, coconuts, ta
ta's, breasts, titties, or squishy squishy flesh mounds. Why do
so many people have the last name Smith? How many
bananas are in a banana bunch? If someone
farts and makes everyone in the room have to evacuate how do you
get the refreshing smell into a perfume bottle? If an apple
is eaten how many grape fruit can be tossed into a banana bunch
on tuesday? How can
you tell the difference between a snort and a grunt if one tries
to look like a smith? Can you
tell me what a good book to read in the bathroom is? Why is
there no square mile on land without a person with the name smith? why did
the wombat eat my pants? If understanding
all those cartoons on tv makes one crazy, what does understanding
all the sitcoms do? Is it insane or just plain pathetic? -DS if jackalopes
really are imaginary, who's been doing my laundry all these years if mice
truly are the smartest creatures on earth then comes dolphins,
then finally humans, and cats will someday rule the computer that
will give us an explanation to 42... where do sock monkeys fit
in? If X=Arse
and Y=Mongoose then who invented the whoopie cushion? I bet it
was you, wasn't it? Shifty Coconana. can i really
buy mzebonga for $5... and if so would that require i feed and
shelter it? cause im just looking for cheap slave labor wheres
a good place to find bongs where can
i go to find some good sock monkey porn.. none of this amatuer
stuff.. but real sock monkey porn? why do
people feel it is their obligation to give me their opinion, when
it is obvious that i neither care about it or want to hear it? Had any
good offers for me recently? I've got to be worth more than five
bucks. - Mzebonga Theres
nothing wrong with emus,useless animals would be rabbits because
they breed to much? Can boom
boom time be fun again?Sally
Does life
go on? The right
to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken
seriously? Is the entire sum of existence the
magic of being needed by just one other person? Why do
I get bored easily? Sally Do you
like breasts then? Why is
sex always on the minds of guys damn it? There was
a question where someone asked is it okay to fall in love with
yourself and you replied there is no one else who will know how
to satisfy you as good as you do, the question is can you satisfy
me as good I can? What happened
to the doughboy? Can you
do us all a big favour? Fuck SAnimal off so you own and run the
site.We hate SAnimal. Hows your
neighbours? What are
your website privledges? Can we
have a party at your house? Sally Why is
Dr Pepper awful? Whats wrong
with dreaming? Sally Actually,
I shot JFK 2 years after the so called "assassination"
while he was sleeping. Anyway, how have you been to that totem
pole floating in a pool of jello in New York recently? I hear
they put christmas lights on it. |
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Why
am I shaking? I wont stop shaking.. HAHAHAHA!! LOOK!! there is
a big spider on the wall.. Oh shit.. its coming towards me....
Why
you go snowplough? Go parallel. No go snowplough.