You first heard the rumor of the Lap Dancing Sock Monkey during your travels in the Orient.  The myth of this creature began many months ago and you were immediately intrigued.  Upon your arrival home, you phone a few close friends and tell them you plan to find this elusive creature.  You pack up your bags and set out.

What do you do first?

Book a flight back to the Orient.

Notify your boss of your impromptu vacation.

Start to hitchhike.