Have you seen this monkey lately?

Well it's been well over two years since DC dumped his cat off on me and took off. It's been well over a year now since I've heard from him and quite frankly, I'm not sure if I should be pissed off or horribly worried. His mom doesn't know where he is (unless she's lying) and no one has reported seeing him.

Seeing as the 10th anniversary is coming up, it would be nice to find him and get something from him seeing as he was a huge part of this site for so long. It's quite unlike him to just take off and NEVER contact anyone for this long so consider this an official investigation into his whereabouts.

If you have seen or heard from him lately, please let me know.
I will not be responding to those who are asking that I keep them up to date on the investigation. That is what this page is for.

If he doesn't return by 2006,
I will declare him DEAD and lay claim to ALL of his content on this site as my own.

November 17 2005