I would curl up into a ball and weep for hours on end, then accept the pop-corn and the cheese. I would then combine the cheese and the popcorn to get CHEESY POPCORN and eat the CHEESY POPCORN and continue weeping.-Toast

I would suspect that something felonious was going on and would not accept it-Kandy gurl

IT'S A TRAP!!!-Xifihas

wouldnt care ether way-nuke74d

I would ponder for some time the physicality of this offer. Would the cheese be snuggled inside the DVD case? Would the popcorn be strung along the dental floss? i.e. a simultaneously healthy and unhealthy snack and also a rather fetching piece of jewllery. Of course I'd decline the offer though. Clearly you're a crazy person. -Nelson

I would -Gino

I would take all of those things, and then give them to MacGyver so he could make a time machine with them.-Mysterious Okra

I would cry silently, praying for a miracle. How could I be sure the popcorn's not burnt? Hah, I misspelled "popcorn" the first time. It said "poopcorn". I also misspelled "burnt", but it wasn't as funny.-PENGUINS EAT MAMMA JAMMAS!

Was Jeremy there? Seriously, he's messed up. It's always a trick with that guy. His house smells funny.-French Cheese

yes, I would think it was a trick plus that stuff sucks -thefinginsane