Results for September 2006
Awards given out by JCP

When was the last time you've thrown a tantrum and how did it turn out?

When the WOC (aka our new evil bovine god)who decided to set his hoard of minions on us who then proceeded to steal our precious possesions and run....Nipples. Now we have to praise the WOC daily but cleaning leaves and singing rammestein to it...-EllyEmmyHolly

Monkey Butttantrums are for losers-troublemaker

when i was little "sugar" kinda made me crazy "like crack" well i wouldnt get my way and id start to bash my head agenst the floor...true story......-elbonyo

Last Sunday, and I ended up getting hit with an umbrella by my Mother. And I'm freakin' serious.-Streak9

oh wow. I think I was 4. I guess it didn't go so well. When do they ever?-Mr.Caring

It was the time when I trown a bottle of soda at the TV.I had to pay for the reparations.-mad_patrol

Good Answer AwardA few minutes ago. Then my mum went out and bought me an icecream.-missidiot

"You ate ALL the toquitos?!?". It turned out that I was hungry the rest of the night.-me

Good Answer AwardI managed 112.42 meters in the last olympic tantrum throw. I only got the bronze though, damn it all.-Cessna

iv never thown a tantrum you shit!-the sockmonkey rapist

When I was a child and as a consequence i was sent to bed.-caz1232005

when i droppped my chocolate HOW DARE IT FALL!!!!!! i managed to save teh poor thing lol-Jadeyness!!!!

Good Answer Awarduhmm in july I threw a pretty large tantrum... and well... the city of Java, Indonesia was destroyed by a six foot wave of water-Hashmier

When i found out we ran out of leeks for leek stew. I had plain stew.-Lottiefromboltontown

when i was 7 and i ended up in the hospital-Insaneone

Monday. I won.-Tadpole

2090. all yellow with blue dots, like my robot-cat - moo-phoenix

I was having sex...does that count? It turned out nicely ; )-idontmindthesunsometimes

Good Answer AwardI spit on the ground and called someone a mail-order bride. The cops were called. Good times.-Bones

when i thought i lost something and it was in my hand the whole time-mike

I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT NOW! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME NOW! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GIVE IT TO ME! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU STINK I HATE YOU! GET AWAY FROM ME! DON'T LOOK AT ME! GO AWAY! GIVE IT TO ME, IT'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY, IT'S MINE! GO AWAY,I HATE YOU! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!-Little Smedley

Good Answer AwardI live in a house with four other people, one cat, and one sock monkey. Sometimes, my shit goes missing. I don't like it when my shit goes missing. My family members tend to borrow things and not put them back (not my cat, she's innocent in all this). I tend to throw tantrums over this and then the missing shit turns up and is put back where it belongs. But, really, tantrums are for losers. It's all about mental breakdowns, people.-McDiablo

When my woman refused to do the dishes and bake me my cookies. I showed her who boss with my back hand.-Mikey <3's the ==D

not too long ago and I actually felt better after-Poptart

I got all bothered when i woke up in the middle of the night and it was not tomorrow, but there was no one to see it. Is it still a tantrum?-Zombie Sock Monkey

Good Answer AwardTantrum? you mean a full blown throwing things, yelling, screaming that I'm going to hex somebody, crying, and threatening to hold my breath until I die kind of tantrum? just yesterday actually. Some religious person told me that my shirt offended them and that they were going to report it to somebody which obviously they can't do a damn thing about what I'm wearing unless it's porn which it wasn't. All it said was "satanism is the new christianity" I can't imagine why it would offend anybody, let alone somebody christian. anyway this big guy tries to make me take it off and that's when the tantrum started. It turned out alright, I got to keep my shirt AND i scared them both. And after that I followed them both home and hexed them, they shall be eaten alive by bats in about 2 days.-Pyro Princezz

badly. -ryry

I threw a tantrum over the configuration of BogGoblin a few months back. I was drunk so I gave up and went to bed and felt better in the morning.-Mzebonga