Results for February 2006

What if there was a space program where they sent people off in spaceships to travel around out in space, never to return to Earth. Knowing that you'd get to see things others never have in real life, and knowing that the data you send back will be important, would you sign up to go?

Fuck earth i aint going to send any fucking data back!- Dogkufi

NO I DON'T CARE HOW IMPORTANT THE DATA WOULD BE IF I CAN'T BRING MY 89 CATS, JK JK I DON'T HAVE 89 CATS I JUST WANT TO HAVE THAT MANY CAT'S.- THE BLACK KNIGHT

No i'll wait for the data!- Dumbasswithnoname

Noooooooooooooooooooo......Unless I had my Insane Clown Posse cd's, a cd player and a lifetime supply of batteries.- cemetarybaby

yes- add

Fuck Yes, and If Im lucky I could be in an intergalactic war, and even luckier is if during the war my ship get blown to pieces.- Zelda

MMh.. only if i can take a second shapeship full of the things I want to expirence on earth with me, so when I get homesick I can float over for a few hours to feel all the great failures and success I wanted to partake in. So alot of strange people and some familar faces would have to cram in there... and each one I would need some sexual encounter with and one must give me some sort of diploma and another one must beat me up so I may grow stronger... I also must taste alot of food and... wow... I really have no ideals, yea spit me up there, I just wanted to be of some use, and I guess important data I no doubt will not comprehend is useful... yea..... a messenger- Tired and Numb.

No. I'm afraid my weakness for Slurpees would leave my stranded on Earth. Well, that and my freakin' freezing body. Outer space isn't exactly warm, so I'd rather risk being cold for 4-5 months of the year than, well, being cold for the rest of my days. Oh, the irony. I hate being cold, and yet I love Slurpees. Heh heh..- McDiablo

I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!STOP ASKING HARD QUESTIONS!!!- Ishkabilly

WHOO FRICKIN HOO! I GET TO GO TO SPACE ! WHO THE $#@ CAIRS IF I COME BACK!- BillyBobJoe

NO WAY!!! I wonder what is meant by never to return to Earth? It sounds like we'll fly into the sun and be burned past charcoal state.- Annanutter

yes- fish

In a second I would. Anything would be better than this godforsaken dirt ball in space.- The blue man

I think I've seen this one and the aliens book "To serve Mankind" turned out to be a cookbook, so I wouldn't go because I would end up in the lazagna on some weird alien planet.- dickhurtzfromholden

YES!- Your Mom!

would I! I mean since this planet will explode or implode probably pretty soon, I'm getting off as soon as I can. Another good reason is Star Trek. It would be like living in Star Trek, which would be amazing; with the swishing doors and klingons and such. It happened in all the seasons though...I noticed that...Every single Captian somehow "gets lost" or something of that nature- Katoid

I might consider it if I knew I was in a later stages of my life. As much as I'd love to be in space and experience what 99.99975898555555% of people never get to. I don't know if I could leave never to return with so much more still to do here on Earth. - Poptart

No, what the hell have they done for me, screw them i'd saty here and watch them die.- Lanc

DOAH OFCOURSE- EL BRADO

Of COURSE I'd sign up to go. I'd get to see amazing things and be free of all the imbeciles and problems of the world!! Altho I would be around some imbeciles..depending on who they sent off in the spaceship. Actually my answer depends on who they sent. If they sent all the stupid people of the world...than hell no but if they sent all the people who run the insane domain and also whoever goes there than I might go just to be entertained by the insanity.- PyroPrincezz

fuck no only if the earth was exploding.- the sockmonkey rapist

yes, but id never call back- iamzbob

hell yes, just cause I would never have to deal with fucking people and cause exploring is quite interesting. ahh suclusion in nature, the best.- freakshow

Yes.- bobington

if i could take all the people that mattered 2 me yeh!!- brown_stuff

No.- My nickname

No.- Vicky

shit yeah.- marty

On one condition: My wonderful Brazilian wife could go with me.- logan

I'm sure to alot of people this would seem like an amazing offer, but I think being the simpleton I am, I would rather enjoy not knowing what the Hell is going on out there and more likely continue trying to figure out what the Hell is going on down here.-Me

hell yes- noisha

Yeah.- Zinimin

Hell no! Where else but Earth can you find watermelon bubble gum, John Cusack and permanent hair color? I'm not letting my roots show for the sake of science.- PRchick

Sure, as long as I can take my friends, family, girlfriend, all their families, the liverpool and Valencian football teams, Kevin Smith, assorted people that make good films, farmers, people that can keep me alive... Basically three people will stay here....- George

Many things could influence my answer : 1.-i would check if some girls signed up alredy I don't want to spend the rest of my life in some kind of homo-erotic spacetrip. 2.-make sure those are not old. 3.-ask to bring my dog with me.- NotHa-Des