Date: Wednesday, March 26, 2003
I just have to say that this is the best site ever...and i almost
pissed my pants laughing....GOOD JOB!!!
a bored artist in a bad mood
Date: Sunday, March 30, 2003
im laughing so hard right now. Ilove this sight. Im having extreme
artist block right now and i have a portfolio due in 6 days!!!
You gave me no inspiration at all (considering that my concentration
is about contraversial political and social issues) but you did
however put me in a great mood. Thanks! Im such a dork! But whatever.
Email me and give me a quick idea about what i can do. Maybe one
issue i can do is porn. (i dont think ill be accpted into college
though if i do a painting about that though right) I dont know.
But again, whatever.
Date: Monday, March 31, 2003
I think the picture of the dead fly in the diseased cup is VERY
cool. very artsy fartsy. I liked it so much i actually made the
effort to let you know. :) me likey.
Date: Friday, April 25, 2003
You guys are really interesting in a discolored rubber duckie
sort of way. i wish i could have a insane domain in my state (hint
hint, i may ask for rights to page off in the future), that would
make my world a leetle more glowie and introverted in a computer
screen way. But i'd love it any way. I am heading for college
(The Evergreen state), and i want a horrible scary reputation,
for the sake of alienating normal people. I got my first sock
monkey when i was 2, he was already in his 40's, and he stayed
in good condition. am i qualified to earn your possibly falsified
quasi-respect, and maybe a response aboot your branch site policies?
Yay. sprinkles are underappriciated, yes, no?
Date: Saturday, May 03, 2003
YOUR SITE IS WAY TO FUCKING COOL. I LOVE YOU!!!! TEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHA!!!!!!
(yes,I literally am psycotic. Its clinically proven, but so what?
I dont harm THAT many people a day...)
whitney a.k.a. PHOENIXcherry13
Date: Wednesday, May 07, 2003
This is the funniest stuff i have ever seen in my life and as
of right now i am a regular memeber or whatever the hell you wanna
Date: Wednesday, May 14, 2003
I love your site. Everything in there is hilariously true!
nikki and adrienne
Date: Sunday, June 08, 2003
We think you are the greatest We have the picture of the sock
monkey with the blond wig and the big red lips as our screen saver
we gave her the best name her name is SWOCKRA and we love her
we talk about her to other people like shes apart of our crew....Swockra
stands for sweaty sock and ra on the end so she would be a female
sock monkey SWOCKRA!!!!!!!!!!!!! We wanna know if you have t-shirts
that we can have with her picture on the front or back we love
you guys so much keep up the great work you rule!!!!
Date: Wednesday, July 09, 2003
i'm addicted to your site. i should have not search on being thin
since i'm not fat or even have the tendency. so DC,u collect stuff
toys huh! i saw all your monkey friends, the trolls, the puppet,
etc. really nice. not the porn star yet though.
Date: Saturday, July 12, 2003
use one of your pictures on a self made chap book of poetry, giving
credit to the web site on the back? not definite if i will use
it, but so far its the only thing i've found. something about
stuffed animals humping seems to fit this work so well... i will
be charging a dollar or two for the chapbook (6 pages) to pay
for printing, and any "profits" (30-50 cents) will go
into the ben sherman beer and tuition fund. thank you.
Date: Tuesday, August 05, 2003
hey, i just read your FORCED COLLECTION article. i liked it. its
very true. speaking from experience here. i once told my friends
that my fav color is green because it soothes the eye when tired
and i end up receiving all the greens in the world. ca you imagine
that...not even thinking if i like those items for as long as
its green. anyway, salute to you! :)
Some sad person who was forced by the horses to send this in and
could leave no name/email
Date: Aug 28 2003
u stupid asses, u no nothin about horses, for one, there are many
reasons a horse can refuse a jump, one it might be to high and
you are moving to fast, 2, it might be lame(if you knew anything,
lame means where a horse is hurt in its legs.) i would hardly
consider trotting off vicios either. equestrian is a sport that
is very difficult and takes years of trianing, and it take a team
between horse and rider. horses show effection just like other
animals do, and if you are talking about horses, dogs could be
just as bad, if not worse. and most of the time, its the riders
fault. and dont go of saying shit about the rodeo, those horses
are abused and only buck because they have rope tied around their
abdomen and its iritating, theyre just trying to get it off. and
equestrian is the best and most difficult sport out there, and
it takes alot of skill and determination. so dont go off saying
shit about horses if you dont know anything about them! take it
from someone who knows.
Have you heard of this thing people do
called "HUMOR"? Seriously, you should check it out.
People who the horses like can come visit them in their country.
Since you like them so much, but have no sense of humor, the horses
don't want you to visit until you take some time to get one. It's
as fun as horses, and so you know, those horses who I've read
this article to found it FUNNY. Horses - they'd give you the finger
if they didn't have hooves. - JCP
Date: Wednesday, September 03, 2003
What a fine fucking site you guys created here...........
Date: Tuesday, September 16, 2003
I'm so late but, Forced Collecting is brilliant. Thank you JCP.
Date: Thursday, September 18, 2003
just wanted you to know i've been visiting the site for 3 years
now and you still suck. keep up the good work!
Date: Thursday, September 25, 2003
hey there whoever you are, what happened to the main page? i dont
think i like it. never mind me though, its just me(again) and
my big mouth!
Date: Tuesday, September 30, 2003
It's not like I have anything better to do... And, dammit, I wrote
you a story a year ago and you still don't want it.
Date: Sunday, October 05, 2003
Why don't u put up some of the negative feedback it would be good
to hear everyones opinion. Censorship sucks.
a curious bird feeder
Date: Monday, October 13, 2003
was feeding some ducks at a local park and this woman came up
to me saying that feeding bread is VERY unhealthy for the ducks
especially white bread because the starch of the bread sticks
to their stomach and eventually their throat causing them to die
earlier. I just want to ask if this is true or not?
*OK the reality
is that it's not good to throw
bread at the ducks. Basically if they are wild ducks, you
shouldn't be feeding them at all. If you must, then phone a bird
feed store or the local wildlife people and find out what would
be good to feed them. - JCP
Date: Sunday, November 16, 2003
ur site iz well kwl, specialli d DC qs n answers!! - Becki
Date: Monday, November 17, 2003
Car Stereos with to much bass do not suck.
Yes they do, and so do you for liking
them. - JCP
Date: Saturday, December 20, 2003
Hey there! I'm a big fan of the site and in the past week or so
have somehow managed to read pretty much every frickin' page here...
my eyes hurt a bit more than usual as a result, but it was worth
it... apart from the the times I got hiccups; that really sucked.
But anyway, I'll get on with the thing now... I've read all the
interviews, and was wondering if it was actually possible to get
an interview this way, or if you just picked random people from
the street or emailed a random address or something. If your standards
aren't too high perhaps you'd like to give a moron a chance...
you can interview me on anything you want, even if it's completely
stupid; I'll just go with it... it's for the good of the site
after all. Will I get an actual question 10 seeing as I'm special?
Thanks for your time, Gibbo
Sure we'll interview random people! We've sent you 10 questions.
Or have we? - JCP