Oct 6/03 So...what else can
I bitch about? FartMonkey Did he so "generously"
offer me a free slice of pizza because it was spiked? They said
I was acting funny. So what if the unicorns keep eating the stupid
exit signs? Ha! See if I care! I'm behind it all anyway! Mwuwahhahaa
FartMonkey So...IS she avoiding
me? And I don't want the answer she's paid you to give me..I want
the TRUTH. And to save a lot of messages back and forth, yes,
I CAN handle the truth. FartMonkey I think my bladder
tends to work a little too well sometimes. What do you think of
this? McDiablo Miss Roger's Sweater
seems to be too cool for you anymore. I mean, she's submersed
herself in school and what not. What should I do? McDiablo What is with that
grumpy guy at the 7-Eleven in Langley, British Columbia? McDiablo If you were a raisin,
would you A) Want to be a raisinet, or B) Be added to Outmeal?
If A), would you be chocolate covered, or yogurt? If B) what other
additives would you want with you? LT34 Who cut your hair? what would you do
if you had the representatives of the lollypop kids hunting you
down like an animal? you know of whom i speak, that nightmareish
trio from Oz.--demonboy "_" So i have shaved
off a layer of hair(under my head,so if im not in the mood to
be a freak i can cover it up)but im really tempted by blue die..i
bought it even, i just cant work up courage to let it seepinto
my skull and fuck with my hair.I already have 3 dyes in my hair
..nice bucket full of chemicals...i need more!but i hate people
and there need to gawk and talk behind my back... fuck em..im
diein my hair,,wow thanks i just solved my problem..i gues i should
let you answer something though..and why not your opinion on this
matter?thats what u usally do instead of answering peoples questions..i
bet you got a big ego or a really low self esstem..the things
go hand in hand.in sense of thinking about yourself to much.-PizzaMaker then again i do have
low self-esstem...if i had self estem and had self pride then
i wouldnt care of peoples judgements..grrr..i hate myself now!..who
the fuck cares.... do you?-pizzalady im so unhardcore,
where is my instinctive teen rebelion?where has it left me?and
Feeling you will adopt my necessity. My characteristic you aim
at me.Morning to feel it in possiblity, that extremely warmly
does by the fact you think of our wants?-PizaEatin(last one fucked
up) alicia isnt talking
to me..is it because she hates me? i have a problem, i think she
likes but i already have 4 other gf's..what should i do? God why
does my mom have to get and go pee..its so damn annoying, she
gets up and says..ur still on that damn thing?!..HELP ME!!! IM
GOING INSANE!!!!!! Do you pay the person
known as Fart Monkey to ask you questions to fill up this questions
page? - Bill Clinton Do you ever get discriminated
agaist because your really hairy? I do. Would it be gay if a went
and got a full body wax this summer? I mean for crying out loud,
I'm even growing hair on my ass now. Do u think most women would
be more turned off by a) the fact that im incredibly hairy or
b) the fact that im so self absorbed and insecure that i would
actually have my entire body waxed? Do body waxing people even
wax guy's asses? - Robin Williams Is it safe to say
that my mom had a mental breakdown today? McDiablo What if I told you
that I am going to try to abstain from drinking Slurpees....?
McDiablo So, is it about time
for me to dig out the 'ol gloves again (and wear them even when
I am typing on the computer)? McDiablo Really, this is a
question and im not bitching or anything i just really want to
know. Why do the questionaire and what if results take so much
time to put up, I mean its not like you guys have respond to them
or anything like the questions? Its just a question please dont
get cranky. - Chewbacca
So...who's behind
the new Good Question Award? FartMonkey Tell me...what are
your views on temporary tattoos? FartMonkey In art we're drawing
absurdly big pictures from actual pictures found in magazines...I
found this one of a monkey that looks like he's high, one of those
with the orange eyes...would it be a good idea to draw, oh say,
a lighter in one of its hands? paws? Do monkeys have hands or
paws? Certainly not hooves..at least not on thursdays, that's
for sure.. FartMonkey I need your advice
to settle a dispute between my mother and I. My mission here is
to make a pair of pants for myself from scratch out of duct tape,
with some cheap fabric on the inside so it doesn't stick to me.
She says why don't you just take some existing pants and duct
tape over them? I said no, that's cheating. She said no, it isn't.
I think deep down she knows I'm right. What do you think? FartMonkey From Mzebonga's questionnaire
answer which received both a monkey butt and a good award, I'm
guessing that JCP was in charge of them this time? FartMonkey Have you ever smelled
burning flesh? I smelled my own burning flesh yesterday. I guess
you can't have smelled YOUR burning flesh, since you don't really
have flesh..do socks count as flesh? FartMonkey What do I do if my
own sister is the one stalking me? what do i do about
my pain in the ass aunt who is staying with us? i have to sleep
on the fucking floor cuz she took my room (she gets the entire
room for herself cuz she's a grown lady who needs her own space)
how do i tell her nicely to move her pathetic ass out of our house
and get a life of her own? you never answered
my question...HOW COULD YOU?!?!?! You know, I didn't
want to go to that unsanitary chinese place anyway, but nooo,
I can't make my own decisions, so they get me the opposite of
what I ask for and when I try to pick out the nasty chicken bits
they yell at me to JUST EAT IT! What shall I do to them? FartMonkey When I can't eat
the humongous amounts of food they give me, they tell me that
there are starving children in some country. Then I tell them
that were the starving children here, I would give it to them.
But they aren't. How very convenient that the famous "starving
children" aren't in this country. Do you suppose it could
all be an elaborate hoax? FartMonkey So...do you think
ferretchick still likes him? If so, what should I do to unbrainwash
her? FartMonkey You people work really
hard on this site and I'd just like to tell you that despite the
seemingly constant bitching and hate mail, we really appreciate
it. FartMonkey Oct 9/03 Can you come up with
10 reasons why pink is so bad? - Mzebonga Can you list 10 rude
words for us? - Mzebonga Why is it that some
women can push their nipples together but I can't? - Mzebonga Do you hate me? If
so will you hate me less if I stop asking so many questions? FartMonkey Are complex carbohydrates
associated with external or internal lipid proteins? who dont care anymore,
do you?-pizzaladies
dude...ur awesome...how
can i be like u? - ryan I really am trying
to abstain from Slurpees...I'm not going to stop drinking them
(the horror!), but I'm cutting down to having one a week. Do I
have your support on this? McDiablo I like how the dino
heads are now red AND green. What inspired you/the maker of the
dino heads to do this? McDiablo Is it safe to say
that my cat is insane? McDiablo How can a teacher
forget that they have a class to go to/teach? Is it because I
am paying a large sum of money that they conveniently "forget"?
McDiablo Would you rather
throw a paper ball or a dictionary? McDiablo could one swim in
a pool full of jello? Will you ever go
to www.timsfoo.com?WIll you? will you ?wilyou?NO MONEY FOR JOO
!This in now MY personal MESSAGE BOARD ! Mine...www.grannypatroll.com
is the site to be !My E-mail is papasmurf@hotmail.com MAIL ME
! OO OO I have aLOONG ares'd story ! onetime there was these guys
at the store and they gave mne money and i took it and i spent
it and i bought stuff and i talked to people and they said you're
fatter than my mom and i said no and they said go to sleep so
i went to sleep and then i went home and i got all this candy
and panties and it was fun and after that i watched bat-man on
the telleroonieand i t was cool and stuff and i kinda liked his
big sexy nads hanging out his tightds that one tiime with all
the mints you kno'whatdi'm sayin' ? Do you ? do oyu not? do you
not do this ? do you like penis? dop you like anus? do you like
lots of it? how 'bout now ? how about GOOG ? do you like that
? do you want a pair of fresh new cookies or maybe hairs ? not
in your nostrills though, right ? how about now? No? yes it is
! Why not ? YOU WILL ANSWER THIS ! Where you an ugly baby? one
last question. how? (i broke all the rules, but i got the goods.
i have a Mr.bungle T-shir, Faith no more bumper sticker, 2 playstation
2s and leaf tickets.) if pie is spelt p-i-e
why is hi spelt h-i? can i have a stinky monkey butt award? am
i annoying? am i now? now?? NOW?!?! im such a loser i wanna be
cool like u....how come ur cool and im not ???? - ryan Everytime I get online,
its like my total I.Q. drops 50 points or so. It feels like my
mental capacity is being sucked into the monitor and then the
computer can then proceed to kick the shit out of me in any game
I try to play. Is there some sort of conspiracy on-line to make
people more asinine than they already were?? If so that would
explain the amount of morons in the chat rooms...Harbinger Do you think that
if there is a hell, when someone goes to hell, can they make a
deal with the devil to come back to Earth and try to corrupt everyone
elses soul and bring it back to hell with them?? Harbinger Why do these fucking
cats keep staring at me ?? Why do these mexicans keep staring
at me?? Why does the internet keep trying to track me down?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Am I just paranoid?? Sorry for all of these questions in one but
I had to let it all out.Harbinger holy shit i havent
been here in a long time! i have to say that i missed u dc. very
very much....i didn't realize u gave me 2 good answer awards.....thanx
alot, i needed that for my shoddy level of self-esteem......one
for the "worst movie thing" and one for the "worst
nightmare" thing........thats so cool!! can i have another?
irish psycho i asked this guy
if i could fuck his dog and he said i wasn't good enough for his
dog,,, and hes right. should i go rip his....rip him apart? irish
psycho why do you waste
your time making a silly web site like this? prettyterri almighty DC, I'm
afraid that killer midget clowns have moved into the space under
my bed and are now plotting to kill me and harvest my organs.
What should I do? ~SilverJackal p.s. Can I touch your tail?r Oct 12/03 HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
i am so so so so so so so happy tonight.....do u know y? do ya?
do ya? do ya?!?!?! hehheheeeee i wanna be cool like u...but i
know im not coooooool!!!! No, I believe you
are the one who sucks. I dont suck, I fucking rock man, ask anyone.
An intern half my age gave me head in the oval office, the whole
country found out and they still fucking loved me. How do u compare
to that level of popularity DC? - Bill Clinton oh and fartmonkey
seems to have shut up so its seems I've done a public service,
wouldn't you agree? -Bill Clinton who am i? what am
i? where am i? when am i gonna die and how? why am i scary? why
do i laugh when i look in the mirror? why? why? why?!?!? oh..i
was just wondering..if u could teach me monkey sex? cause i have
this hot new monkey gf..and i wanna fuck her...but...idk monkey
sex.. I am semi-afraid
of heights in that I can be up really high as long as I feel safe.
What can I do to completely get over this fear? McDiablo Miss Roger's Sweaters'
teachers keep offering her "extra help". Are they really
helpful, or do they just like her, uh, presence in their offices?
McDiablo Why does my family
not believe in turning the heater on when the house is really,
really cold? McDiablo if god is a turtle
does that mean satan is rabbit? is there anything
besides bread that ducks can eat?Bubs how long does it
take for a duck to fly? Bubs there was a duck
wondering around the road by itself,u take it home and decide
to keep it what do u do?should u take it back or just leave it?
Sharon! Have you ever collected
candle smoke in a jar? Its quite fun... FartMonkey If I drink a lot
of molten wax (like homer and the insanity peppers) will it come
out in the shape of my stomach/intestines/ wherever it hardened?
FartMonkey Once, when I was
very young I thought I had a tail. I cared for it and fed it chocolate
cake, though it was allergic to chocolate. Perhaps its died, because
I've been turning in circles for days now and I cannot find little
Benny (my tail). Have you the faintest clue where he might be?
-ferretchick So anyways, there
was this egg, right? But he didn't like me so lets forget about
him. Its funny cuz he got eaten by a tiger. Tigers go rarr. So
do lions. Lions have long hair. How do they keep their hair so
clean and shiny without bathing or shampoo? Is shampoo merely
a conspiracy to make us pay high prices for material found in
nature? -ferretchick Blarmey, where are
the fish? I could have sworn the fish were around here. Here fishy...oh...it
must've been that damned orange cat! Where's the orange cat? *weeps*
Aw hell, there she is. Oh wait, thats the brandy bottle, might
as well take a few more swigs. Sho anywhays where muh orannnggeee
kat?! *chokes on own vomit* -ferretchick This rat just climbed
into your pocket. You pay me for rat. 5 dolla! Now! B-but I swear
I didn't have anything to do with... No! YoU pay now me! Should
people who live in America know how to make sentences? -ferretchick I have an alter ego
who keeps atempting to take over my body. She's a bitc-no I'm
not. Anyhow, so she's trying to take over my body and I've tried
mentally bludgeoning-OW! -THWACK!- STOP IT!-her but I'm afraid
I'm only hurting myself. Every time I try to talk to people she
bluntly insults -DC IS A STUPID BASTAr- no! shut u- YOU SHUT UP
- die, bitch, die!- them. They're my own thoughts, though now
they're -YOu fucktard!- setting friends against me -YoU don't
HAVE frien-yes I do! I SWEAR-. Any advice for -not- destroying
evil alter egos? -ferret-stupid WHORE- Shut up! No! ferretchickEN Do you think we should
legitimately sanction an official theInsaneDomain Majong Solitaire
room? - Mzebonga How come when you
burn a tea candle, so the little metal thing keeps the melted
wax from going anywhere, wouldn't it just melt and then re-harden?
How come it makes the little crater? Where does the wax go? FartMonkey Alright, DC. I have
a couple questions lined up for you. Ready, Freddy? 'Kay then.
You have said time and time again that your mother created you
as well as your other sock monkey amigos. Does this mean that
they're all actually your siblings? If so, why are you selling
them? Isn't there some sort of unwritten rule that you can't sell
your sibling(s)? I was always told there was. While we're on the
subject of your mother and you I'll go ahead and ask the other
main question. Tell me, DC, does she know? You know what I'm talking
about, your..other..career. Does she know about your dabbles in
the world of porn? If so, how does she feel? Have you ever been
so bold as to actually show her? I'm interested in how open minded
your mother is. I can't imagine what it'd be like to know my son
takes pictures of having his tail played with and posts them on
the web! Enlighten me, DC. - Kitten
What is your favourite
sport to watch? McDiablo My mom is making
turkey dinner right now and about 30 minutes ago she yelled, "Ahhh,
damn turkey!!" What did it do to her?? McDiablo sorry about the french
story i was boerd.the story is 87.98% original. i read an artical
and it made me laugh, made a story out of it. the questions are
lagit but they are the same questions that the keeper of the bridge
askd king arthur in "monty python's quest for the holy grail"
(good movie) im really going down hill with no brakes as far as
the questions go arent i? i blame t.v. ive been watching too much
t.v.--db"_" DC, my kid brother
is in love with britney spears <gags> and he insists that
fish are better than sock monkeys..should i kill him, maim him,
let him be, or torment him as he sleeps? SilverJackal Oct 12/03 It's good to know
you'd have her support, DC. I'm not sure about your grandmother
though, perhaps she has some skeletons in her closet as well?
Oooo..there's some nice mental imagery for you! Oh yes, about
the pet store: That's true but remember, the pets don't sell eachother.
They simply have to lay in their cedar/recycled paper bedding
and try to deal with the every day experience of seeing their
siblings bought, knowing that they're on their way to an untimely
death by the hands of a snotty child. I had a hamster once, I
made the misfortunate decision to give it to my cousin. Poor Teddy
escaped one day and came into the midst of her younger sister,
he was squeezed to a bloody pulp. This has always been a huge
weight on my shoulders but I now feel as though some of the weight
has been lifted with this confession. Thank you, DC, send me the
bill and I'll pay in nickels. Oh yes, although there's a question
hidden in this babble somewhere, I'll ask another: What are your
views on Dixie Cups and their every day use as objects of self
sexual gratification? - Kitten Where did santa claus
originate from? What about Lumbini? Lumbini is a
stupid and therefore suitable Majong Room... Should we nominate
Lumbini? I can't stop saying Lumbini. Lumbini.
Lumbini. Lumbini. Lumbini. Lumbini. DC, have you ever
had the urge to just stab out a neighbor's eyes with a stick and
use them as a decoration in your car (much like fuzzy dice)? BlueRaven does bieng a hooker
who smokes crack automatically make you a crack-whore or do u
have to turn tricks in exchange for crack? Editor in Chief - Crack
whore Magazine Is a loan shark the
person who lends you large sums of money with grossly unreasonable
interest rates and then gets someone to brake your knee caps if
you dont pay OR is the loan shark that big guy that comes around
and brakes your legs beacuse you havent payed the other guy? I
think its the first one but my freind seems to think that its
the second guy. My friend is obviosly a moron isn't he? why does my boss
is playing games with my records? do they actually train these
people to make their staff miserable before getting any promotion
or a praise at all??? -deserv5 why when i felt sooo
fuckin stressed i feel like suicide's the best answer? is it the
best solution? why does people actually bother to stop me from
doing so? and right after i said 'okay guys, i wont do it.' they
would ignore me all over again and wouldn't give shit abt me???
are they looking attention for themself from my misery? drugs gonna make
me look sickeningly sick and i dont want to die that way. coughing-sputtering
blood allover due to bad lungs is more like it! but then why i
cant get high or chest pain when i smoke anymore??? -deserv5 What are the chances
that I'll be getting a Slurpee tonight (Yes, I am still trying
to drink less of them)? McDiablo What are you planning
on doing this Hallowe'en? Are you planning on dressing up? McDiablo I am addicted to
licorice right now. Are you addicted to any food/drugs at the
moment? McDiablo I want to bite your neck, why is
that? Why do assholes make
porn viruses that convert your regular homepage into a porn site
and insert about fifteen various pornsites into your favorites.
How the hell is this supposed to encourage me to subscribe? I
mean what moron came up with this advertising strategy, all its
gonna do is piss me off... and if i don't fix it quickly, get
me fired. Why would that make me want to give them my bussiness?
- Bill Clinton why does everyone
have to annoy me?? and ..y does everyone have to hate me?? i wanna
be a sock monkey...its my goal...how do i become a sock monkey...or
is it not possible?? i need help! help me!!!! Why do people enjoy
staring into giant holes in the ground? They're pretty much all
the same...-ferretchick If you had a choice
between living forever or being the soul survivor of a deadly
plague on earth, which would you choose? -ferretchick So wait...there IS
no Santa Clause?! -ferretchick Do sunglasses make
you more intimidating or just dumb looking? -ferretchick What would you do
if i said, "I HATE CANADIAN MONKEYS !" ? If i used a butt-plug
that was 8' and later used one that was 7', how wide is my anus
? If you only had 50$
and you had the choice between a hot steaming pile of monkey and
ultra-thick shoe, which one would you give your last pair of doritos
to ?-LB where is the jade
monkey? Do you guys ever
actually laugh out loud at any of the questions or the what if
responses ect, or are u pretty much over it all? - Condoman Do you know who David
Beckham is? - Condoman The eye picture next
to the Interviews link...a random eye, or somebody of relevance's?
FartMonkey Is okay to shave
a sock monkey? -Keith Why all the
violence, DC? You seem to have a pent up rage problem. I'd be
more than willing to let you take it out on me, if you liked. Oct 19/03 How do all the clows
in the circus fit in that damn small car ? I mean it'ss crazy,
like they're all big and the car is like all small, it doesn't
make sense !HaaaaAHahahahAAEWErrrg.... sorry , hurt my head on
that one.- wEEly I used to get good
question awards back in the day for the most god awful questions.
Keep in mind, this was before I went by this alias. Anyhow, why
are the good question awards so scarce now? Have they become a
prestigious honor? I miss the donkey pinata, bring it back. Come
on, just this once? I'll make you a fresh pot of coffee as I rub
your tail. - Kitten You knew the Lumbini
question was me, didn't you? And what is the plural of Anus? Is
it Anuses or Ani? - Mzebonga If I was standing
infront of a mountain, would it be quicker to walk round it or
go over it? Bearing in mind, the mountain is the same in height
as it is in diemeter - the cheese maker x DC, i've got a problem
with my neighbor's dog. it's always barking in the middle of the
night. i asked him (the neighbor) to please shut his dog up because
it's annoying. he didnt do anything, then i asked the dog to stop
and it ignored me. now i have the urge to do something very nasty
(i shall not say what it is) to both the dog and my idiot neighbor.
what should i do? BlueRaven ok, i have a aqestion
you'll probably make fun of, but im going to ask it anyway. if
wolves (and other creatures of the canine persuasion) bark and
howl at the moon, do lions (and others of the feline persuasion)
hiss and meow at the sun? SilverJackal When I get wasted
in candyland, howcome I always end up with a board over my head? Does masturbation
really cause blindness? -evil tinkerbell DC, i was coming
out of a store the other day, and some creepy old guy threw (literally)
a new testament pocket bible at me and hit me in the back. he
then proceded to scream at me that i am going to be eternally
damned to hell unless i repent. i screamed back "repent this,
you fucking bible monger!" and threw the bible back at him,
smacking him in the head with it. was this right or should i have
ignored him? SilverJackal Hey, i've been wondering,
why is it that people who are "white" wear "Du
rags" ? I was almost sure that they were used a long time
ago to keep shit oouut of your "corn rows" or whatever.
Now you see Jason"Fiddy Gs" Jackson walking down the
street wearng a Negro hair protecter. What's up with that ? -Off It has be pouring
down rain for two days. Is this cloud suffering from PMS or what?
McDiablo My cat went to the
vet last week and the vetinarian said she was so good compared
to other cats who come in for appointments. She would let him
open her mouth and feel her intestines (wonderful). She didn't
even flinch. Does she like to suck up to vets or what? McDiablo "My uterus is
leaking." Why did I laugh when I read this? McDiablo How far away from
a plate is that last platipus on the giant wok ? i like a girl. i
am a boy. when do i noe she like me and ask her out? do u have
visible nostrils? At the Grand Canyon
there are these evil little squirrels that climb the rocks like
nothing and attack a person holding a(n) <Insert Random Food
Item>. The person then says "Aw, how cute, that squirrel
just attacked me!" This is all true and not just some made
up bullshit. Anyways, we build an army of super squirrels, perhaps
robotic, and give them each little green helmets so we know which
ones are ours. Then we release them in the Grand Canyon area to
infect everyone with rabies and bring us back their valuables.
Of course we'd be immune to their squirrel viruses unlike the
rest of the general population. Perhaps we could try pigeons too,
but squirrels are so much cuter. "Oh how cute, that little
squirrel attacked m--AHH! IT'S GOING FOR THE JUGULAR! NO! WE DON'T
BITE THA------" *thud* Can't you see the beauty of it all
now? You in? -ferretchick I'm bored,
will you help me break into a maximum security prison? ~ Natasha how many more tatoos
should i get? u did i break my
leg going down a ramp on a bike? yea.. never thought
bout them kittens and dogs.. wow DC u'r a great! and yes my buddies
sucks!! hahahahahaha ( i hope ya'all reading this!! ) time to
moves on with mah nu life! btw, you still look smug in that shades
DC, but now you're cool lookin smug! I appreciate that
you and your colleagues have provided a long list of the various
ways that people suck but, what I'm wondering is just how hard
everybody sucks and how we go about measuring the sucking force.
If we could measure the intensity of sucking and create a sort
of scatter-plot to detect patterns, perhaps we could issue public
warnings along with weather reports, much as we do with smog or
pollen alerts. People with acute sensitivities to sucking, such
as ourselves, should be medically excused from work under strong
sucking conditions. Do the researchers at The Insane Domain have
any theories or findings on this particular aspect of Suckology?
Thank you Dr. DC. - Dr. Enfante Terrible, Department Chief of
Research Suckology at The Institute For Pessimystic Studies Wouldn't it be cool
if we could take one huge long string and tie it all the way around
the planet? And then we could make people in different countries
hold onto it and babble some garbage about unity and then set
it on fire? Actually that would require too much effort, let's
just go torch some villages. FartMonkey How do you make them
go away? FartMonkey There's a dud bird
egg thats been sitting on the ground outside my window for some
time now. I had a dream about it last night. It hatched the skeleton
of a doberman and it was chasing me. That was scary. When's the
last time you changed your sheets? FartMonkey What's this key for?
FartMonkey if a horse dies and
then comes back to life,would it take a piss or take a shit first. Oct 22/03 if pikachu is a mouse
and squirrels infest the universe then why don't all of the mice
zap the squirrels and take over?thatthingguywhois why isnt liz perverted?
i try to make her perverted but she just wont become perverted!!
i am getting mad now! .. oh..and why does amy hate me...and y
does she get moods with me?? - ryan why do spiders have
eight legs? BlueRaven DC, is it okay to
say "go away and leave me the hell alone you insignificant
little spec..ask your fucking mom to paint your face up"
to your neighbor kid when they wont leave you alone about helping
them with halloween face paint, even though you told them you
will not be home for halloween? SilverJackal My parents are watching
baseball. They never watch baseball. What's going on here? McDiablo "What's he talking
into his glove for?" asks my mom. McDiablo I think the United
Kingdom has even worse reality TV shows compared to what they
show here. Did you even think that'd be possible? McDiablo If I went for a walk
and got lost in the middle of nowhere,how would I find myself
on a map? - the cheese maker x why does it burn
when i piss Since around 1995,
with the release of the Lion King, the song 'I have a lovely bunch
of cocunuts...' has beeen aroused in many poeples minds'. But,
when the little birdie is singing the song for the bad lion guy
he gets interupted right after ' some the size of your head.'
What I, and many other people are wondering, what is the rest
of the song. I know there is more to it because I've heard it
once before, back in the day of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and
the Atari ran rampant in the fields of children's imaginations.
Thank you for any assistance you may be to my small, semi-piontless
quest. do you think i could
do a payment plan on $15? I could give 1 dollar and 25 cents a
month. give 30 days to accomplish $1.25 i think it would work
out. i'm thinking of changing
my name to "your illegitimate child" what do u think?
irish psycho Why must they torture
me so?! x-y+ the hypoteneuse of a square? How's that going to
help me in life?! Curse standardized testing. Is this going to
evolve into another thing to form a rebellion against like tea
taxes? Or perhaps just an angry mob?-ferretchick Toys in the attic?
-ferretchick Now wait...let me
get this straight. I actually met the stereotypical "I could
have bought 5 pairs of shoes for the price of that bracelet"
female. Now is suicide an option? -ferretchick If you were a hippo
and had three lives, what would you do during each life? Please
explain in excruciating detail. -ferretchick I have come
to the conclusion that my thoughts are far too pure. What can
... nay what MUST I do about this? Can you make
it go faster? Can you make it go backwards? What's the fastest
way to get to "x"? (with "x" being any destination
you wish) why do you do this,
do u have lots of free time!?!?!?!? |
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could
u please pass a message on for me? fart monkey, u try too hard.
that is all. - Billy C
Last
night, I was subjected to racial slurs--this woman was saying
negative things about white people on the Skytrain. I hope this
hasn't happened to you, DC, but has it? What did you do to avoid
yelling/punching/murdering that person? McDiablo