So
we have these neighbors that insist on spying on my family and
I...I'm very convinced that they are planning to steal my PS2,
computer, and other electronics, as well as my brother's soul
(now that wouldn't be so bad...anyway..) ..I see the greedy looks
in their eyes...the way they sneak from window to window...they'd
probably like my stuff to give to their little children...Do you
have a creative solution to keep them from spying on us? the keyword
being "creative" here... --Goober HEY DC, this is about
IHOP again..Kitten claims there are IHOPS in Asia or whatever..But
how come it states in the front of the menu.."When IHOP started
as a small pancake house in California in 1934.." ????? It
wasn't international. So it was a scam from the beginning. --Syko
Morgana What is the
sock monkey life exspectancy age?--Syko Morgana Is it true that in
the U.K they call toilet tissue "poo tickets"??--Syko
Morgana Am I asking to much
when I want someone to listen to all I have to say but nut judge
me? - Omuletzu Does it matter
that I've been too disgusted of life to even ask a question or
answer the questionaire and what ifs? - Omuletzu my sister's toenail
is about to fall off. what shall we do with it? - SiNiSTaR why does my cat enjoy
chasing me around the house? it is getting quite tiring. - SiNiSTaR Why is that gnome
constantly bitching at me? He won't stop...is it because I have
him tied up? I'm afraid to untie him because he might extract
his revenge. Revenge over what, I don't know...maybe the part
where I just said I tied him up...but I tied him up because I
was afraid of him in the first place and now the situation's gotten
worse...when I wander into his range, sometimes he kicks me and
spits on my shoe. I used to think that his threats were empty
but it turns out he has gone through with some of them...damn
it's hard to type with only 7 fingers...I want to kill him, but
from what I've heard, he has friends that will seek vengeance
if he dies...so I'm kind of in a horrid place...What should I
do? --Goober Is David Bowie creepy
or what?--Goober Does this happen
all the time? - Omuletzu Gonna invite very
evil monsters entities around gay organizations of deadly quality
under extreme selection towards importance of nastiness and wickedness
and rude desires! Can you find the hidden message in the sentence
above? clue: take the first letter of each word. -DZ do you love the fishes
cause they're so delicious?--Syko Morgana Whats the circumfrence
of a turtle whos just eaten a cow who is pregnant with a lamb?--Syko
Morgana How come people say
"money doesn't grow up trees" when its made out of paper,
which is from a tree, so they're totally wrong. It does grow on
trees. Why?--Syko Morgana wyy are pigs pink? Why is most change
bad? -ferretchick Why do some guys
smack each others butts? (such as football and baseball players)
Are they keeping "secrets" from their team mates? -ferretchick Do you like to kill
lawn gnomes with sporks? Commas are evil and
should be destroyed. Do you hate commas with a bitter passion
as well? -ferretchick Well...I have been
trying to figure this out for ages...and since you are almighty...I
feel that you would have a clue...So...Why on EARTH do people
who do NOT believe in God feel they have to celebrate Christian
holidays?...One of my friends explained it to me that apparently,
they become Christians for a day, to get presents...however I
feel like there is really no justification for that type of "behavior"...this
goes along with part of why people in this world are fucked up....so
WHY?--Goober If my left leg told
me it wanted to move away to Lebanon, should I let it, or should
I try to convince it to stay?--Goober just wonderin...
you probably got this question but please dont neglect me... Who's
the people modeling in the t-shirt ad?I mean no ofense if one
is you... how can a person get offended by a cat calling another
cat snotty..it cant! so no offense..And come out and admit it
, stop hiding.-BliShy So how many people
have you gotten to sign up for the "my.theinsanedomain.com"???--Goober why did the chicken
go "moo moo" if the stop sign went "cock-a-doodle-doo"???
just curious Im gonna get a shirt,
Im gonna get a shirt, Im gonna get a shirt o can i become a sock
monkey porn star? please! -monkeeskittles Should Miss Roger's
Sweater feel proud or bashful for being added to the Rules List?
McDiablo How inspiring can
sadness be? McDiablo The new Harry Potter
book is over 700 pages long. What should we use it for when we're
not reading it? A doorstopper comes to mind for me. McDiablo I'm back! Did you
miss me? Did you even realize I was gone? FartMonkey Do you think a song
by prodigy would be an annoying ring tone for my cell phone?--Syko
Morgana Can you send shirts
to APO addressses??--Syko Morgana What do you think
of cows that fly around your roof at 3 am? shouldnt they just
stop that non sense?--Syko Morgana How come when I say
"Give me money NOW" nobody does?--Syko Morgana which DVDs would
you like DC? If I get you you're favorite can I do what we talked
about? Please!!--monkeeskittles Hello DC, sorry for
the delay. I've been awfully busy lately. I've decided to collect
things named or associated with Steve(s). Any Steves. Do you have
a spare Steve lying around? I will pay. Well anyway, that's not
why I'm here. I believe I promised you a picture of a sock cock,
or is it cock sock? I'm not quite sure, but here it is: http://www.geocities.com/jadedkitten15/cocksock.txt
(Excuse my geoshitty hosting and ignorance for your rules - I'm
too lazy to email. I'm Steve collecting, you know. It's an arduous
task.). If you're truly irked by my url posting then may I suggest
punishment via a nice tail spanking? Well in any case, there it
is. Post it however you like or don't post at all. Hmm, I should
be polite and ask a question.. Ok! Are you pro-spleen or anti-spleen?
Personally I believe everyone should have a choice, it's THEIR
body but I do wish today's youth would learn to be more responsible.
- Kitten You ever get that
weird feeling where you can't insantly think of a reason to gun
down everyone in sight? FartMonkey what do you think
of manson ripping off faith no more with the song 'be obscene'? I've become addicted
to jelly beans. The all have different effects on me. The cappuccino
ones make me suspicious. However my suspicions that I expressed
after eating the cappuccino ones turned out to be true. Could
I use this information to aid sockmonkeys round the world, or
the cats in their world domination plan? FartMonkey Oh yeah, and
do jelly beans do anything for you? Are you truly a nerd
at heart?--Syko Morgana Why don't you model
some of the shirts since you are the sock monkey porn star?--Syko
Morgana I can't pay to join
my.insanedomain. You know it. You knew it all along, didnt you?
This is all just a sick plan of yours to shut me out, isnt it?
ISN'T IT?FartMonkey *gasp*..how come
you didn't put my last question?..*sob*...I still love you...~SG* Are we really all
fruit? McDiablo How bad is it that
I have to hide the Advil to avoid my mom taking it all and me
finding out it's gone when I have a terrible headache? McDiablo What's the scariest
nightmare you've had...like one that deeply disturbed you? McDiablo You know, I've been
reading the older questions and I recognized some of my own, back
before I realized that capitalization and punctuation existed
out of english class. I've since corrected the error of my ways,
but it was amusing to see how inane I was. A couple of the questions
I recognized were about "sockenmonkeysteins" and that
ol' donkey pinata icon and how I believed you anally raped it.
Ahh nostalgia. Well, anyway, onto the reason I'm writing you!
Now then, for the past two and a half years I've been stretching
the first set of holes in my ear lobes. At this point in time
they're at 5/8", quite a big hole, no? Well then, recently
I've found more and more people approach me to ask if they could
stick their fingers through my ear lobes (I wear flesh tunnels),
isn't that disgusting? On a couple of occasions, I've retorted
by asking them if it would be ok for me to shove my fingers into
any orifice of their body I choose and/or an open wound on them.
They then walk away, or nag more caushing me to bluntly say "No".
Now before you say "Well you're asking for it for having
big-ass holes in your ears", let me defend myself. I may
be a bit demented but I'm not going to walk around asking to stick
my fingers in peoples' holes, so what gives them the right? I've
recently bought circular barbells of the same gauge and they do
ward off most of the fingering-people but it's still a bit of
a bitch. My question for you is, how would you handle these people?
Would you react violently? Would you proclaim to have some sort
of flesh eating disease that you decided to accessorize with?
Would you simply let them? I must know. I doubt alot of these
people wash their hands after going to the bathroom.. - Kitten Why don't songs I
like ever get stuck in my head? FartMonkey Um...sort this out
for me man...I remember you and me running down some alleys and
throwing bags of dog crap and marbles over the fences into peoples
yards..and then we threw a couple in this one guy's pool and he
came out and yelled at us so we threw some more crap in his face
and ran...did that really happen or was it just a beautiful dream?FartMonkey Any idea what "dag,yo"
means? FartMonkey Don't you hate that
iiiiirritating lisp that gay guys talk with? It's just so...UGH!
I mean please! I tried to order a pizza and I couldn't even understand
the guy! Can't they just TALK? It's awful! What do I do?? FartMonkey What's the longest
question anybody has ever asked? FartMonkey does dc do drugs How come you haven't
answered questions for so long? Just building suspense? FartMonkey What is my mom about
to order me to do? McDiablo Are you going to
get a free Slurpee on July 11? McDiablo My mom, dad and sister
are going away for a few days (my sister has softball provincials).
I'm just wondering if they're going to leave any food behind for
my brother and I because right now it looks like they aren't planning
to. McDiablo Do you think it's
inhumane to capture someone you find extremely irritating, rip
off one of their legs, and beat them with it? FartMonkey
"don't forget
to put your nickname at the end of your question" Is this
a must now? - Omuletzu What would happen
if everyone on Earth jumped up and down at the same time?--Syko
Morgana You hate me, don't
you? -DZ When will the what
if results from june be up? You know how bitchy we get if we don't
have our stuff on time! FartMonkey why does my dad drive
me crazy when i'm driving?- Missy Do the members of
MY.TID get to rate your answers to the insane questions? - Omuletzu I think the Q&A
thing can be a great inspiration sometimes, yep... But... see...
now that MY.TID is up, the next step is a chat room, right? <tries
to hide> - Omuletzu Is it ok to fornicate
with your grandmother? -JellyFishToast So do you have a
sock monkey porn star tshirt too? Are they comfy? -allyo I once met the man
from nantucket, he said its all a lie, is he lying? -JellyFishToast Purely speculation,
but what do you think of the rumor that Hulk Hogan, and Mik Foley
have hollow knees? -JellyFishToast How come the links
to the june 2002 what ifs just redirect me to the main page? Is
it all just an elaborate hoax? Hey..why cant I remember june 2002??
Hey! What's going on?? FartMonkey Why was my cat sitting
alone in the bathroom this morning? McDiablo Will my sister see
a moose in Sycamous? McDiablo Have you been to
DisneyWorld? What did you hate/like the most?-allyo What makes Solitaire
so addicting? McDiablo Well DC, I can make
your chatting with me on ICQ worth your while, Ill tell you how
Im going to rub your tail? Come on. Anyway my question is...have
you ever just started laughing for no apparent reason at a very
inappropriate time, at an inappropriate place?--Monkeeskittles why do my computers
continually mock me? I mean its not like one will crash its like
a revolt they all get together and do it the same day? Do you think that
those Harry Potter books just brainwash kids? I tried to read
one and I kept on hearing voices in my head telling me to do really
bad things. Stayaway from those books, THEY EVIL! I want to take thee
courses in the fall semester, but I can't decide on a third. Any
ideas? McDiablo Is it acceptable
for one to not eat breakfast if one gets up after 10am? McDiablo Miss Roger's Sweater
has had to work three days in a row. Is she going to have trouble
leaving the fish until she works again? McDiablo When will phil stop
talking about organ donors? Why am I naked in
an internet cafe? -Hooigan My boss has started
to wear pink to work, and now he is starting to flirt with me.
What is he up to? Did you know that
coffee machines are plotting to kill us all? Yes, they are, you
must believe me! Oh no! The coffee machine is looking at me! Stop
it! Some one please stop it!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Is it true that if
you smoke your blood doesnt taste right?--Syko Morgana
what would a tooth
brush do if you slapped its mother?--Syko Morgana I had this really
wierd dream of a dog been sacrificed on an altar shaped as a pentagram
with a whole lot of cats around it meowing some strange chants.
Are the Cats going to do this to humans when they take over? where the fuck is
waldo,i cant find the stupid ass anywhere,first he told me he
would go to the store,and then he dissappeared.WHERE THE HELL
IS WALDO?!!!!!! jim bibble super heroes are
stupid, don't you think? come to think of it, they even wear their
undies after the tights! whew! who's your fav stupid super hero
anyway? leigh Tape or glue? FartMonkey Is it ok to get back
at my sister for messing up a program on my computer by spreading
peanut butter on a disk and sticking it in her computer? FartMonkey what about stripperella? Why on Earth would
someone quit their job 10 minutes before they're to start their
shift? McDiablo What is this 'math'
I hear people speak of? McDiablo Should I be an English
geek again this upcoming school semester, or should I only be
half an English geek? Oh, decisions, decisions. McDiablo We was in town once,
me, maw, and fartmonkey, and we all was buyin dried corn flower
and loadin it into da wagon. Maw was standin in da street and
she done got hit by a wagon. So we had ta roll her down the hill
and dig a hole for her right in between paw and little Timmy.
Them dem doggone badgas, they came and took maw. They runned away
wit her, we don't know why. Iffin we'd a caught dem we'd a made
us some badga stew. Yessa. Where did da badgas hide maw's body??
-ferretchick and fartmonkey when someone tells
you they LOVE math and statistics, should you a)beat them to death
with a sledgehammer, b)run away screaming, or c)report them to
NASA as hostile alien life forms? - SiNiSTaR boobs or butts? why hasnt my daddy
come back from the store?he said he was just going to be gone
for ten minutes,but hes been gone for over 8 years now,ohh dc
when ever will my poor daddy get back? jim bibble Why call it "Where's
Waldo"? We all know it's called "Where's Wally".
And why does Wally have a cane if he's as mobile and able to travel
as he appears? - Mzebonga of all the colors,
why are traffic lights red, green, yellow? what do you think is
the logic behind choosing those colors? leigh i noticed recently
that my dog has acquired a very weird welcoming behavior. she
always focus catching my hands to bite or nibble. i'm beginning
to hate her. she even sneaks at my back if i put my hands there
and it'll go on for like 10 minutes till i reach my room. how
can i make her stop? i can't even remember when it started. you
think someone is controlling my dog coz they know it'll irritate
me to the max? and when i have enough i'll leave the house and
they'll take over? what should i do? what should i do? leigh Why hasn't sarah
returned ferretchick's cobain biography? FartMonkey Your new banner at
the top with the city is cool...Is that somewhere significant
or is it just a random picture? FartMonkey Will you make me
a sail boat?--Syko Morgana Do you like orange
juice?--Syko Morgana How come it's so
fuckin hot out? can we blast the sun out of the sky?--Syko Morgana Hey man..you cool?--Syko
morgana I'm still fuming
about my Cobain biography as fartmonkey has told you. I threatened
Sarah and still got no results. I want my book back. It's MINE!
What should I do? Ferretchick Iowa is a horrid
place with corn and stupid lifeguards who care more about their
hair than saving small children (though who can blame them?) It
makes you wonder how Iowa got this way. I blame the pigeons takeover
of all major cities around the world. Soon they'll mobilize and
conquer us, making us the cats' slaves. It's all Iowa's fault.
Ferretchick Aunt Flo tried to
kill me yesterday. What shall I do to get my revenge? McDiablo Do you ever get fan
mail? McDiablo What will Miss Roger's
Sweater's brother be doing in Seattle? McDiablo what horrible thing
do you suggest i put on my hands to keep my dog away from me?
and why the hell didnt you suggest it on your answer the last
time? i might have avoided being bitten... why is it that everytime
i talk to a cross-eyed person i'm the one feeling uncomfy?...i'm
not telling they should be...but why me? did you ever felt that
way?...leigh do you think i should
buy a different brand of phone? nokia changes models almost every
month! i think they want me broke! leigh do mails comes regularly
on most people? who comes and who goes? leigh if i invite u over,
would u eat rice? leigh if i send u postcard
who's picture you want to be in it and would you post it? darn!...i keep forgetting
putting my name on every question...if they ever won a good question
award...i wouldnt get the credit, would i? darn!...leigh have u eaten a nutricious
meal lately? leigh you wouldnt ban me
with my so many questions, would you? leigh do sock monkeys have
rituals before going to sleep? leigh if i dont have anymore
questions, what should i do? should i go to bed? watch tv and
see those crazy commercials? read another sidney sheldon's novel?
or retrieve the ex-bf photo's in my undies drawer and think of
the might have beens? Which do you think sucks the most? i wont
do it promise *crossing fingers*...leigh Do you think Metallica
has the right to sue a canadian band becuase it used the E and
F chord?--InsaneLane If you could choose
an arse to covet as your false idol would it be: 1) J-Lo 2) Kylie
3) Ron Jeremies 4) JCP or 5) Me? - Mzebonga why are there so
many consonants and very few vowels?i think who ever invented
the alphabet is my ancestral enemy...they'll get even by giving
me a hard time getting high scores on word games...can u think
of other reasons why they limit the vowels to 5? leigh I have a strange
feeling that you name your monkeys and promote them on this site
for the sole purpose of selling them for jacked up prices on ebay.
Is this your plan?? Ferretchick How do cigarette
lighters REALLY work? FartMonkey Were you born insane?
FartMonkey have u been called
a devil spawn? as i am new here,
i am curious of the past questions so i read them...everytime
i accidentally highlighted the red questions they turns white
and the background turns blue? is red actually white and black
is blue? are my eyes safe here? i hope...leigh if u go on a vacation,
who's in-charge of answering the questions? do you take long vacations?
if so, can you inform me? i wont ask while your away...who knows
what answers i'll get...leigh some sock monkey
stole my heart...will you get it back to me? leigh why is it that when
we think of something and yet we cannot say it or express it in
words...we use the phrase ' it's at the tip of my tongue'? is
saliva a product of our thinking then? and when we finally voiced
out what we really meant to say, does that mean the saliva lubricates
our voice cords to produce sound too? hmmmm....leigh when a child ask
his/her parents one single question for endless time, answers
keeps coming the same length...but when he's grown up and the
parents ask a single question it never reaches three and he's
gone...is there a logic to this? leigh are you aware that
on your page twenty three (past questions) nobody got a good question
award? how can you be so heartless? you could have at least...hmm
never mind...i really don't care...leigh do you know that
'AHOY! AHOY! was the first word used before the 'HELLO' as the
default greeting when answering the phone? Can you imagine yourself
saying 'Ahoy! Ahoy!' on your next phone call? leigh i have nothing to
do so i ask so many questions...i asked u the last time if you'll
ban me but you evaded by answering something 'bout dane (who i
just confrimed really is a question freak)...could it be possible
that we might be related? i mean, i have some manifestations...how
many questions have i given u this time? leigh you'll have agood
sleep, yes? leigh is it possible for
your eyeballs to get so dry that they pop out of the fucking sockets?
- SiNiSTaR Why do some drunk
girls want to drink pussy juice before agreeing to go home? -
SiNiSTaR please can u help
me get a girlfriend as im so hidious evan my mam vomits when she
sees me eating out of the dustbin dc i love a guy but
i told him i love him when i was drunk kind of like i am now ehat
shoulf i do, do you thik he bkleibveves me or not> and why
do i always go for guys awhol dont lik eme What would you do
if you had X-ray vision? McDiablo What movie have you
seen this year that you didn't enjoy that much? McDiablo Have you ever been
called a fish? McDiablo Why is that strange
man trying to turn my little brother into a homicidal maniac?
I mean, giving little kids swords is a bad, bad thing. -Ferretchick I'm gonna have to
see the kid in the pink shirt soon. How many ways do you think
I can kill him? Can you describe these methods? -Ferretchick The all-one-gender
Catholic schools seem to be a breeding place for STDs. Is this
because of their raging hormones or simply because they're stupid?
-Ferretchick Can I take 10% of
the profits when you sell your sock monkeys on Ebay because I
gave you the idea? -Ferretchick Did you get my story?
Here's a question: 3ft wrench or iron pipe? I ask because I thought
you'd like to choose what I blugeon you with if you lose it this
time... - Mzebonga What's with calling
yourself DCian (Dee Seean) when you started on this site? It's
a lot like Cyan... It's very strange and you know what a conspirational
mind I have... - Mzebonga I will be camping
for ten days with my family. What must I do to avoid going insane
and eating my head? McDiablo Why don't certain
people put things back where they got them from? McDiablo If you could go anywhere
in the world right now, where would you go? McDiablo hey your fake advertisments
suck! What was it I ate
from boston market that caused all this unpleasantness? FartMonkey If you found a set
of raspberry bushes and you began to eat the raspberries, and
was then attacked by a bear, would you throw the raspberries in
your hand into the face of the bear, or would you eat them, for
they may be the last thing you eat?~~TL-34 what type of motor
oil best serves your need is the cold canadian abyss?``TL-34 Have you ever watched
Strange Brew? if so, does it give a vivid potrait of some Canadians?``TL-34 how much money would
i get to send to you if u let me come and live in your attic?
pleeeeeease? irish psycho hello DC, missed
me? carrot jiuce? leigh any weirdos 'round
your place yet? if u see them, just send them home and tell them
i'm in no mood to pester you anymore...wait... can you print this
one?...this might help you pursuade them...sorry man...*****leigh if wind chime drives
away bad spirits, how come my sister still with me? leigh How can you tell
if somebodys a which? -JellyFishToast When did you lose
you virginity? -JellyFishToast Cotton candy or Popsicles
DC? -JellyFishToast what do jelly beans
do when people aren't eating them?--Syko Morgana DO you have/want
any tattoos?--Syko Morgana How can i stop myself
from biting off pieces of my cheek and nibbling on it? its a terrible
habit.--Syko Morgana Are you comparing
yourself to Christ? - Mzebonga Would you care to
explain the rules of the "AskDC" section for the benefit
of those who don't respect your authority or rules of any kind?
- Mzebonga would you please
describe in extreme detail how you would make love to the one
you love most? when u die, would
you like your body to be preserved or just the tail? leigh So I was at the pub
last night with my friends when one of them dared me to burn my
hand with a cigarette. I replied out so loud that EVERYBODY heard
me, "Sure! I will burn my hand with a cigaretted! But if
I do, I get to shove 3 Church candles up your arse at once and
light them at the ends!" He agreed, thinking I was joking.
To the horror of everyone, especially my betting friend, I burnt
my hand with a cigarette. Now which church should I take him to,
Catholic or Orthodox? When will my teeth
stop hurting? And my headache go away? And the birdies fall from
their nest? FartMonkey
how do i get even
with dennis the menace across the street without him knowing it?
leigh if there's a harem
(full of beautiful women of course) at you disposal for a whole
day, what are the things you'll gonna do? leigh someone told be that
if u dont wanna cry just do a hand stand. do u think its effective?
leigh My friend hacked
my sn, on a scale of one to ten how angry should i be? -Ferretchick Is there a law that
guys have to be jerks? -Ferretchick How many socks does
it take to make a sock monkey? Do the socks have to be different
colors? Have you ever made a sock monkey? If so, how many? -Ferretchick So if dad says no
and mom says yes, who do you think I should listen to? -Ferretchick Do hackers usually
target small and insignificant sites to steal credit card numbers
etc.? -Ferretchick it's 12:30. i'm bored
as hell and there's a dog pissing on the bushes outsside...can
i kill the dog? irish psycho what have you got
to say for u2? irish psycho (if u say they suck i'll come kick
ur ass!!!) shud i go to bed?
preferably with a monkey? irish psycho at the top, what
city is that? irish psycho i wish for u to kill
sanimal...or at least make his q&a's easier to find.......please?
irish psycho how do i get rid
of a hicky or at least make it less noticiable?? Dc, I believe your
giving a good question award has a bad effect. How conceited some
people become. Didn’t even enter his or her minds that nobody’s
entertaining anybody. I mean, if I ask a question that’s for my
own satisfaction right? I don’t give a damn with others! *****leigh ofc course you wont
do hand stand in a funeral especially when its a dead exhibitionist
or something, people will think ur possessed... besides one wrong
move and you'll be next...i asked you on a normal circumstance(is
there one in crying?)...anyway never mind...and as for the harem,
no i'm not asking for a mastubation material...actually i just
wonder if you'll say ' i'll have sex to last me a lifetime'...bad
eh? p.s. in case u dont know i think most of us anticipate ur
answers...too bad for me though*****leigh Well, you're uninspired
by the lack of quality questions that people come up with nowadays
but fresh and new ideas such as that are powered by people with
new and exciting ideas. I've expended many of my ideas and I'm,
frankly, too jaded to find anything remotely funny anymore - perhaps
passingly amusing but not funny. So, I'm going to ask you, why
is everything so monotonous and boring? Why is everything so old
and tired? Where is the lust for life that I'm owed? Where's the
pot at the end of the flacid rainbow? - Mzebonga Can I pickle fuck
you in the ass? LubisKo Would you list 10
things that you really hate? LubsiKo Have you ever tail
fucked your sister? LubisKo If Tommy has 3 oranges
and Billy has 5 apples then why the fuck dont they just shut up
and eat their god damn fruit? LubsiKo
say the world has
no inhibitions, no censorships, etc., would you join a nudist
relay? (yeah it has to be a relay...dont ask why man...just do
the math)***leigh ever heard of sock
monkey used as voodoo doll? how would u feel about this?***leigh is instant coffee
ok with sock monkeeees? i would serve them brewed only the machine
is blasted at the moment. would they demand a doughnut? hmm...i
wonder how would it cost me to hire two of them to clean my roof?***leigh where exactly is
the twillight zone? leigh dc, please describe
a wild, wilder, wildest scream...oh shocks i forgot...do i have
to go back to make it a question?***leigh Is night
fall just god putting a old blanket over the earth and stars just
light comeing for holes in it
sup dc, i will keep
my question short and sweet. i often see things as if i am walking
around my house when i am actually not moving at all. what could
cause this to happen? just wondering...what's
with number 42 that both u n SAnimal answered as the meaning of
life?***leigh
if i bust a load
of acid super mighty spider daredevil jizz in your eyes, will
you go blind? - T-Bonez How long do you reckon
it hurts before you die when you get your head chopped off? FartMonkey why is my sister
being such a fucking bitch? - SiNiSTaR This stupid floor
lamp won't fit anywhere! Should I mangle it or get rid of it?
FartMonkey |
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So
this is a site for losers. This means you do all this work for
losers. Doesn't that bother you? - Omuletzu
e-llo
DC it is i db.i have once again decided to grace your "unique"
site with my presence, name, and trademark. its been awhile hasnt
it? beside the point. upon returning to this site i am sadden
to find that most questions asked to you lack the finness from
back in the days of yore. most questions, i belive, lack the intellect,
creativeness, and/or well rounded damb good humor to entertain
me, much less you. and when i fail to be amused people suffer,as
much is the case with you i belive. so i must implore, why countinue
with your task, answering the foolish questions poeple ask? why
not cease now, now and for evermore? dreadfuly your fellow demon,
--demonboy "_"