Who
gives a shit? - Mzebonga what
the hell? my stomach is upset... why? - Miss Roger's Sweater i
have to break it to my guitar teacher today that i can't go to my
lesson next week cuz i have to write an exam... is he going to cry?
- Miss Roger's Sweater i
know i have to practice guitar but can i take a nap first? - Miss
Roger's Sweater How
much was my term paper out of? my teacher never told us, but i got
20 on it. is that good or bad? he wrote that overall it was good..
but i am still confused.. - Miss Roger's Sweater When
i was 'released' from the sanitarium the other day i stumbled across
a small dog playing with a child, i was very curious to find that
the child was really an approaching double-decker bus, and that
the small dog was my two last cups of tea, do you think the bus
hit me, or is it just my medication? CrAzY mOnGoOsE So,
we read this book in my English class and it involved people getting,
I guess, possessed by a sheep. The sheep controlled them into doing
things (like becoming leaders for powerful organizations) and then,
when it doesn't need to use the 'host' anymore, leaves it. The host
ends up getting a blood cyst and then they die from it. Is it okay
for me to be a little scared of sheep now? McDiablo What
is the point of going to a post-secondary institution? Is there
a point at all, or are a majority of us just wasting our time and
money? McDiablo My
friend has studied for her exams for five hours straight. I am amazed.
How do you feel about this? McDiablo i
havn't been here a lot. it's cuz of my fucked up computer. i think
i will send it to you to kill for me. if you do will you send it
back to me so i can soak it in acid and then burn it? thanx irish
psycho do
you like to give out good question awards? i think you would seeing
as you give it to people who ask about non-shitty things...and you
like hearing about non-shitty things...right? am i making any sense
here? irish psycho i'm
leaving and going far away. do you want to come with? irish psycho do
you like drugs? do you do drugs regularly? please don't take offense,
i'm honestly wondering if you do... irish psycho have
you ever experimented in sleep deprevation? it's fun to stay up
all night and then eat as much sugar as possible so that ur basically
running on E...i do that as often as i can so i drive everyone insane.....just
like me..... irish psycho is
it ok to be of an average age(say 13-15) and physically damage yourself
on a regular basis? i like blood.. irish psych why
does life love to suck for me? irish psycho I
got a new saying from somebody today: "Of all the things I
ever lost, I miss my mind the most" Does this saying fit me?
or you? What
is the point of car racing ? There's alot of cars and they all go
fast like WHOOSH! They all go in a circle, the most incomplicated
shape, and maybe sometimes spin or crash. After about doing this
about 500 times, they all stop and the one in front is suddenly
a god. Please explain the point of this and why is it that only
people in Nashville or people who orginate from Nashiville watch
it ?
-NNY ever
ate a shurken head? --Syko Morgana man
listen to this! i was taking my cat out for a walk, well more like
a drive..I like to put her in my little basket in the front of my
bike, and ride around and so okay, she turns to me and says "yucky
it smells like cow poo" so I said "okay little baby well
turn around" so whats the moral of the story??--Syko Morgana Did
you know that in the time it takes you to read this your nail grows
.00025 inches?--Syko Morgana Which
would you rather have at a cocktail party, eyeballs or peeled grapes? There
are triangles everywhere...everywhere I tell you. Why can't people
use squares or circles or octogons for goodness sakes?! Why must
these triangles forever haunt me with their architectural strength?! What
separates the geniuses who can't dress themselves in the morning
from the insane nextdoor neighbor who talks to his garden gnomes?
As
a native of Gibberania I don't appreciate your discrimination against
my native tongue, Gibberish. Why only prohibit Gibberish? Why not
Gobbledegook, or any other Nonsense Language? Which
is scarier, people who bronze their pets or people who would clone
their pets? (Though being dead or alive is a bit of a variable...) If
you ignore your homework will it go away? Why
do you whore yourself as a cheap distraction? Flashy colors and
free sock monkey porn. Damn, I admire you. is
McDiablo having fun writing her canadian lit final right now? -
Miss Roger's Sweater If
you woke up tomorrow morning and your pets could talk to you, what
would they say? my
brother stole my 9V battery out of my tuner a while ago.. can i
kick him? since i need to tune my guitar so i can practice for my
audition.. - Miss Roger's Sweater Have
you ever hit the road then been called a bully for it? If
kids were given cheerleaders to help inspire them for their homework
do you think it would improve test scores? the
other night, I was out enjoyin the lovely rain in the evening. On
my way home, I had to cross the railroad tracksa, but there was
a stupid train. it would go to the left, then to the right. It did
this for several minutes and really made me mad. do you have any
tips on how to hijack that damn train if it happens again? Then
I could cause it to derail or something.--InsaneLane today,
I jumped from a moving vehicle. I scraped my arm up a bit. do you
think that was insane or stupid or insanely-stupid?--InsaneLane If
I throw a water balloon at you will you hit me with a sock monkey? Do
you like Tool? Is
that icon of Ana?--Syko Morgana why
did Aristotle have such a low opinion of women??? - SiNiSTaR why
is it that in the dark ages when men used to blame the sex of the
child entirely on women, they also took full credit for their sperm
being the "seed" or complete kid, and the woman was just
the sowing ground? don't those two views contradict each other?
bastards!!!! - SiNiSTaR i'm
a single girl again. as of today. yay!! anyone you can hook me up
with? - SiNiSTaR I'm
feeling cold. Could it possibly be due to the fact that my hair
is wet? McDiablo How
come my printer makes weird/annoying noises before it actually starts
printing anything? McDiablo Will
I ever have A. Valleau again as an instructor? (You like how I didn't
use his first name? I don't know why I did that. Protecting the
innocent? Maybe.) McDiablo Tell
me the truth! Is it how I remember it, or how he's telling me? Am
I remembering it wrong? Is he a liar? Is he remembering it wrong?
Human senses and memory suck! - Omuletzu Can
a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? What
is the fear of feet? 2
monkeys have been having sex in my bed for the last week. they're
not sock monkeys though and they're really messy with their bodily
fluids. theres stuff going every where. why can't they fucking aim?!?!?i
don't mind it when i go to sleep though it's like the bed is shaking.......
irish psycho hows
life? my birthday is in 9 days. how sweet is that? irish psycho do
you agree that walking on the beach listening to loud angry music
is enough to live a happy life? thats what keeps my ass living.....
irish psycho a
friend of mine was trying to convince me of God's existence and
he asked me what i believed in. i told him that i believed in french
fries....(now liberty fries) was i being cruel? i feel bad, he was
doing a good job of convincing me but i still don't believe in God.
should i apologize? irish psycho How
fattening is popcorn anyway? - Omuletzu I
know I could get slapped for this, but... When are you going to
update the Q'n'A archive? - Omuletzu This
life is full of compromise! (Did I rant/ask about this before? See,
that's why you should update the archive and add a search function!
<slaps himself>) What can save me from this? Can I change
myself so I don't give a fuck (not a single fuck, not a single solitary
fuck...)? Ah, forget about it! I'm not smart enough to figure out
what I want to know and I'm sure you wouln't answer right even if
I was. - Omuletzu are
my new nylon guitar strings going to cost more than 30 bucks? it's
going to break my bank account. - Miss Roger's Sweater i
told my mom that she's weird and she agreed.. that's weird right?
she's not suppose to do that.. - Miss Roger's Sweater i
want to win on the safeway bingo. i'm not going to am i? am i just
wasting all my money on yummy swiss rolls for nothing? - Miss Roger's
Sweater i
think that Conan O'Brien is pretty darn cool. What do you think
about him? - Miss Roger's Sweater I
hate it! I hate the way people always make things look better than
they really are! All the CVs sound so great! Every person looking
for a job is determined, hard-working, has great communication skills,
etc, etc, etc... We're all perfect! Then you take a look at that
Big Brother monstrosity... or someone just tells you how it is.
It changes the whole perspective. Makes you wonder if you're like
that or how can you live with people like that. Everyone has a hidden
agenda! Why? - Omuletzu do
you believe in the easter bunny, or do you just like chocolate?
the same with santa and presents? Dr. Satan Ahh..
Not been on here for yonks (technical term). Oh, I've missed this
little place. Your insane stories. The porn. The questions. The
giant fly-elephant-coffe-mug hybrid out on the lawn. Hmm. Have you
seen my knee caps? - Fido Dido Have
you see Pi? It's by the same director as Requiem for a Dream, which
I agree rocks muchly. As does Akira. My friend is supposed to coming
over and making me watch Fight Club sometime, and I've seen the
website for Donny Darko.. Insane. Have you seen Ringu (The original
Japanese version of The Ring)? Because that film is amazing. Also..
Have you heard of the distraction Ninjas? 'Cos they're behind you
right now... - Fido Dido who
exactly is Ver? JCP's boyfriend...husband...? - Moi can
i lick you? will you lick me? please? irish psycho have
you seen any of the austin powers movies and if you did did you
like them? irish psycho why
do i always have to fart during sex? -mooma
don't
you want a naked mole rat? Does a naked mole rat want you? admit
that you've eaten a naked mole rat before huh?--Syko Morgana why
dont some bikes get used often?--Syko Morgana Why
do peoole have do die? I
have been so busy lately, but now that busyness has subsided a bit.
What should I do with all my spare time? McDiablo Does
Dave Letterman really write the top ten list? McDiablo I
went to bed at 3am last night and I woke up six hours later. I am
not the least bit tired. What's going on here? Is my biological
clock out of whack again? McDiablo when
i woke up this morning my cowlick was all weird and i thought i
had a comb over.. should i shave my head to save myself from further
scariness? - Miss Roger's Sweater why
is my friend ck so giddy? should i sedate her? - Miss Roger's Sweater. can
you please tell me 'what's he building in there?' cuz i need to
know.. - Miss Roger's Sweater I
got a 912 scam letter in my mail box today, don't you wish these
letters were not scams and they were for real? If it was for real,
would like to share the US$15,000,000 they offered? look
at the light...its soooo bright! and the ceiling, it's is soooooooooo
white!!!the walls are so green. <smash> i don't think the
wall is supposed to bend that way....is the wall supposed to bend
that way?? irish psycho so
at this point in time are you horny? Hi
DC it is I, Dane. I haven't been to your site in ages. I had a look
at the newst Q&A, and the questions are a little boring from
what they use to be. I think people are slowly getting more dumb
as time goes on. Have you noticed this? - dane What
do people mean when they say "dont have a cow"??--Syko
Morgana Can
you tell my future?--Syko Morgana Can
you dance to country music when you're drunk on rum?--Syko Morgana How
long does it take to run around the whole planet?How
long does it take to run around you?--Syko Morgana Most
of the time, when i click on the 'ask a question' link, i have no
idea what I'm going to ask. What do you think about that, huh? -
SiNiSTaR How
do tourists gain meaning from a place? (this is an asignment question--please
help) - SiNiSTaR what
is it with you?? - SiNiSTaR There's
an ant crawling on my face, what should i do? - SiNiSTaR if
YOU got an omelet that looked like saddam's face,would you eat it
anyway? - SiNiSTaR people
who enjoy watching wrestling are ...? - SiNiSTaR I
am Eva Psychotic, Ahoy. I wonder, where have all the insane bisexual
girls gone? I can't find what can't be found. Also,(feel free to
answer but one of these Questions, as you feel,) Why are all my
friends either so Dumb i can't talk about what i want or so introverted
that i can't take them in public? Do
monkeys crow at midnight?--Syko Morgana did
syko morgana play the dead girl at the freak show?--Syko Morgana Well
I'm back...did you miss me? FartMonkey If
I sent you a bunch of empty water bottles and some whistles, what
would you do with them? FartMonkey What'd
you get for number 37? FartMonkey I
found this question in a book (which I agree with) that I thought
perhaps you would be able to answer: How come it's acceptable to
write "spilt"? How come we can't say "I was thrilt
when the service station attendant filt my car up with gasoline?"
FartMonkey If
i was travaling the speed of light in my car and turned on the headlights.
What would happen? If
Adam and Eve were the first people on earht...did they have navels? If
e'er there dwelt an age eternal since one sudden shining moment
of power and grace doth deign to tread light upon this earth of
miracle false and happiness drained of meaning and livelihood, then
that pitch-filled aeon when souls are awash with the multitudinous
seas incarnadine doth manifest itself in the time which tears at
us now. Why, oh why, in our moment of despair, doth the brave new
world of Miranda's fevered imagining deign to reign a welter of
cruel blows upon us? - Fish eva
P. here, thank you for your advice, the rocks make much better conversation
than my former groupings. My Question: What is done with the surveys?
Do you read them just for kicks, or is that some sort of canadian
IQ (or citizenship) test? By the way, i've enjoyed your site content
for many years, keep up the socking around. So....if
those monkeys were at YOUR door and YOU were out of coffee, what
would YOU do? FartMonkey Does
InsaneLane have an evil twin named SaneLane? FartMonkey Why
do I act all weird during an important hockey game? McDiablo I've
eaten so much junk food tonight. I'm going to be sick, aren't I?
McDiablo Besides
doughnuts and coffee, what is your favourite item from Tim Hortons?
McDiablo Hmm..
I thought I had told you what I thought about your t-shirt ideas..?
Mayhaps I just dreamed that or something. Anyways, I shall do so
presently. - Fido Dido How
did JK whoever she is get away with stealing every little detail
of Harry Potter from Lord of the Rings? FartMonkey Wow,
it's been awhile since I've been here. What in the hell happened
to your capitalization/punctuation, DC?! The world has truly gone
mad. I think I will now go slaughter a midget to try to once again
appease the gods and make things right again. - Jaded Kitten happy
birthday to me. how old have i turned? irish psycho if
both guys and girls suck than its impossible to get a good question
award when you ask about something that has a gender. right? irish
psycho i
have to go back to school tomorrow. does that suck? (i'm sorta scaring
myself, i think i'm looking forward to it.......) iirish psycho what
the hell is mr bungle? irish psycho you
ask for insane questions but if they were insane how would you understrand
them? irish psycho don't
you think that people who say they can tell whether a girl is a
virgin or not by just looking at the way she walks are just a bunch
of steaming piles of horse manure? How can you tell by just looking??
- SiNiSTaR who
do some guys think that just because they're good-looking, they
have the right to be obnoxious bastards? - SiNiSTaR I'm
tired and stressed and have way too many deadlines. Any suggestions
for how to change the circumstances? - Mzebonga What's
with everyone changing their email addresses? McDiablo Why
won't my music files upload? Why, oh why, oh why? McDiablo Do
you think I should pretend to have fun at the dentists' while getting
my impressions, or should i just sleep? McDiablo i
love you, and you are great. please help me, for my duck does not
waddle to me any more. i have followed your instructions on throwing
bread to ducks, and i am incredably nice to the duck. what more
can i do to please this creature. and i want a monkey. Why
do flies work their ass off to get into your house. Then once inside
they beat their head against a window pane to get out? I
have been to the doctor many times for my health ailment.They keep
telling me there is nothing wrong with me. Do you think I am seriously
ill because everything I eat turns to shit? Chia
Pets, Mullets, and Anna Nicole Smith... they all seemed smart at
some point in time. Why do you think that is? And do you think they
would exist if the creators of those things knew what would happen
to them? Anthrax.Boy how
can anyone like that horrible techno feng-tou music?? - SiNiSTaR An
asylum is were they put mad and insane people, right? So, when a
refugee is seeking asylum in another country and it is granted to
that refugee, do they put the refugee straight away into an asylum? DOES
YOU SOCK MONKEYS REALLY HAVE SEX? - Etik_is_high_as_a_kite
IF I GIVE YOU TEN MILLON DOLLERS, WILL
YOU LET ME BREAK EVERY SINGLE RULE YOU HAVE ON THIS WEB SITE? -
Etik_is_high_as_a_kite am
i going to kick ass at my music school audition on saturday? - Miss
Roger's Sweater I
am having friends over in an hour and a half to hear me play guitar.
the sucky part is that my voice is screwed because of my throat
infection. what do i do? what DO i do? - Miss Roger's Sweater how
come my brother realized i had my sweatshirt on backwards and i
did not? is it wrong that it's more comfortable backwards? - Miss
Roger's Sweater So,
I had an interview today and I was asked personal, educational and
situational questions. Were all those "al's" really necessary?
McDiablo What
made my instructor think, 'Now that kid will make a good tutor'?
McDiablo How
does one get rid of the onion smell on their hands? McDiablo what
should i get my mom for mothers day?~SG* I
have been reading that the music industry is crying that the internet
is killing the profits on the free down loading...Now they are setting
up sites that you can download songs for 99 cents.(legal now). My
question is what the hell is the differance if I download it off
the internet or I put a cassette in the deck and record it off the
radio??????? As
you are canadian, I hold you personally responsible for Degrassi
Junior High... Are you ashamed? r
u a male or female sock monkey? if
you're a female sockmonkey will u go out with me? nah just kidding,
i dont date canadians dc,
i've had such a shitty year. i was pistol-whipped by a rich con
man. i've been sent to jail for months, and came out on 4 years
probation for something really fucking stupid. i'm on a special
probation that stipulates that i can't drink, despite me being of
age. obviously i can't smoke anymore, either. my chair slipped off
a second story balcony with no railing, and i fell about ten feet
onto a brick patio, breaking my back. i've gained about 30 pounds
or so. last night i was thrown from a car going about 35, breaking
my collarbone and fucking up my head. i landed on my feet then cartwheeled
head over heels on the blacktop. at least my fragile back came out
alright. my beloved piece of shit car had to be replaced by a shitty
honda. i've had over 300 dollars in speeding tickets. all my friends
moved out of town. i've taken up smoking again. both my big toes
are horribly infected because i fucked them up and can't afford
a doc. excuse the whining, but any hope or at least nihilism to
offer? Why
is Madona still making records and WHY did she make a video immatting
flash dance? Wasn't the movie bad enough already ?-NNY Why
is it that in ICP ( Insane Clown Posse), they have a clown named
violent Jay ? I mean what's so violent about a clown named Jay ?-NNY Why
is it that when i went out on a business trip,my roommate painted
the facade of my bathroom door yellow ? Everything in there is blue
and the walls are still white everywhere else. I think he has too
much free time and he needs to get hobby or something.-NNY wow..I
feel special..I reminded DC about Mothers Day..eheheh...someone
help uss!!how bout band-aids or something..i ran out...~SG*..oh
and it's May 11th! hmmm,
a sock monkey is kind of like a midget, all small and hairy....
so what kind of midget related services do you offer? - Bill Clinton
(i only ask because my present midgets are not living up to expectations) ha
ha, i've finally figured it out, you give the GOOD questions the
monkey butt award... that explains why all those questions with
the vulture head are so lame... so am i right or not? what
does sock monkey punani feel like? why
is it that most, if not all of the comedy in this section is contained
in the questions and never in the answers? How does it feel to be
a completely unfunny individual despite such obvious effort?.....why
do i hate you so much? so
today is drawn in to an end.. but it hasnt even started yet..i feel
like a fool.. im not depressed..i dont care but im looked down on
..im pissed off.My therapist told me i had low self-esstem.i knew
that!i didnt need any person to tell me that..i need her to say
i m briliant and special...she said that wasnt her job.she doesnt
like me..i told everone about my constant headaches ...they dont
seem to care.i understand the world, i understand thier concerns..
so its understandable why id hate it..i just am like that guy in
ren and stimpy... why did he slave over those photos to just get
denied@!@@?so..dc..do you think im brilliant and special?do you
think you are? Is
Jell-O made of gel, like hair gel, is that how it stays so neat
in its little cup or is it made of ground up cow hooves like everyone
says? So,
should I get married in a 7-Eleven or will some people be appalled
by the stickiness of the floors? McDiablo Why
does my sister not like the fact that I sometimes eat chocolate
cake for breakfast? All I'm doing is listening to Bill Cosby's wise
words about eating such a food in the morning ("It's got eggs,
milk and wheat!"). McDiablo How
come the same commercial is sometimes played twice in a row on TV?
McDiablo hey
i tried answering the may what if's and questionaires but it said
page could not be displayed. did mine go through? thanks.--Syko
Morgana I've
alway wanted a stinky monkey but award. Could i have one please,or
do i have to work for one ? What's
my net paty gonna be this time ? -NNY Ok,
let's hear it from you...are we all going to get SARS and die? FartMonkey Isnt
this a cute little box of tacks? How many tacks ya think are in
there? FartMonkey Why
do i keep on getting e-mails advertising"Natural Breast Enhancemants"
? I'm not married, last time i checked i was not a woman, and I
never said I was a woman to anyone on the internet. My friends tell
me that they all get "Natural Male Enhancment" advertisments
and Porno in their e-mails but no, i have to get breast enlrgments.
Are the Fates trying to tell me something ?-NNY There
is a statue in Ordean Court that looks like the Michelin Man holding
a hot dog and missing his yo-yo. Who is this guy supposed to be
and why is he here?-NNY If
you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like
beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would
you bring?-NNY If
you were to decorate a torture chamber, what sort of wallpaper would
you use?-NNY When
we are filling out questions or what ifs or any forms on this site
and something goes wrong and it says Page cannot be displayed, so
we go back and submit it again, and again and again, so you end
up getting whatever nonsense we put in there like six times, do
you get pissed off, or are you understanding? Does it all depend
on your mood? FartMonkey Sure
are a lot of people asking for monkey butt awards...anywho, I was
wondering, since the Good Question Award used to be green but then
mysteriously changed to red, would this indicate that it will, at
some point, change to another color? FartMonkey Are
the cats' plans for world domination really all that's behind all
this SARS stuff? FartMonkey Why
the hell do my cats chew on my guitar strings? why
do they call it after dark, when techinically it's after light Did
journalists staying in Mogadishu at the time have access to AP,
Reuters, or wire reports?-NNY If
a women were to give birth to a child that was 5 feet and 6 inches
tall what would the pregnancy be like n how would the lady look
afterwards? So,
my cat was sitting beside the heater earlier. Do you think she was
trying to give my mom a hint to turn it on? McDiablo Why
do my computer illiterate parents seem to worry so much that Windows
will get deleted? McDiablo I
liked the last book I read even though it involved a sheep that
possessed people which eventually left their bodies (but left the
person with a blood cyst that would kill them). What book did you
particularly enjoy reading? McDiablo after
looking through all the facts and coming to my own conclusion(which
is that they didnt) do you believe that we really landed on the
moon in 1969 or anytime thereafter? the facts are really interesting
and i think NASA is full of it. Before
they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?Do infants
enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?If love is blind,
why is lingerie so popular?If the #2 pencil is the most popular,
why is it still #2? Were you trained in liposuction???-NNY The
bible says jesus loves everyone,but if that's true then why does
he make Anti-Christians go to hell ? I thought he loved us! Are
they lieng to us ? -NNY My
colleagues and I have agreed that it's easy to find things in a
messy room because , for example, while looking for your shoes,
you get a nice survey of where everything else is. You never find
your shoes, but you can find anything else after that. Then when
you clean your room, or especially when someone else cleans your
room, you can't find a blasted thing anymore. Do you agree? FartMonkey while
i'm thinking about it, what do you want for your birthday? - Nikon Do
you own a bong?Do
you like flowers?--Syko Morgana please
can you just make it stop? I hurt - Nikon What
are three songs that would cause you to kill me if I started singing
them right now?FartMonkey Does
theInsaneDomain's world sterilization plan involve real monkeys
and sock monkeys? Or just the stupid breeding humans? FartMonkey it
seems like lately there have been a lot of people dancing naked
in my yard. what can i do to get rid of them?--Syko Morgana
Hmm...I
just spent almost two hours reading past questions...there are a
lot of questions asked more than once...is there something better
I could be doing, or is this in fact the best activity for someone
of my mental state? FartMonkey So,what
T-shirt design is winning? When to we get to buy them? So
according to the InsaneDomain's people suck list, there is not,
nor has ever been, any person who didn't suck somehow? Not one?
Ever? FartMonkey Did
you hear that? I think it was a gunshot...whoa there's another one..FartMonkey My
hair is really annoying. Should I burn it all off or let it grow
reeeally long? Or do both with the opposite sides of my head? FartMonkey We
haven't had Oreos in our house in such a long time. What motivated
my parents to actually buy some? McDiablo Why
are all these 'hip hop' terms being added to the dictionary (like
phat, jiggy, etc.)? McDiablo Why
does my mom find the corniest jokes funny? McDiablo How
come when I walk by a picture of a person on the wall it looks back
at me and follows me with thier eyes?..........Lame Brain Have
you ever noticed that the bottled water (evian) spelled backwards
is naive? (Must say it all to people who buy bottled water)..........Lame
Brain If
humans get stupider by the minute, if I grab some guy off the street
and ask him once a minute what 2+2 is (provided he doesn't kill
me), each time I ask he will give a response that is less and less
correct? Does this also mean that there were, many moons ago, humans
who weren't stupid, or were just very slightly stupid? FartMonkey Why
does the demonic muffin keep on chasing me? Am
i the squirrel queen? What
do you (:*) think about people (:-[) who use excessive (8^X) and
strange (o.O) emotion icons (>:-})? ¨¬Oo The Pink Panther oO¨¬
(^____^) Can
I? Please? It'll be OK, I promise! You just have to let me try it.
Ok? Aww, come on, man! Be a sport! Please? Why
a sock monkey? Why not a prize won at a Carnival? Why
must gravity win every time? I should get a handicap or something,
like in golf. It's simply not fair! Why?! What
does sock monkey taste like? Does it taste like normal monkey? And,
do sock monkeys like pandas? - KellyBean i
spent 5 hours doing an orientation yesterday, was that just a test
to see if i would kill myself? - Miss Roger's Sweater at
work do i actually get to touch fish today? do
i really have to wear my dorky uniform? - Miss Roger's Sweater DC,
the naked people dancing in my yard are old Bavarian men and women
left over from the 14th century. they smell bad and wont take showers.
Do you still want them?--Syko Morgana isnt
cheese soooooooooooooooooooooo good? GOD DAMN I love cheese. whats
your favorite type of cheese? I personally enjoy Mozerella and that
velveete shit.--Syko Morgana DO
Carp Tunnel and how many fish do you have to catch in order to get
CT Syndrome? Why
hasnt GW Bush been assasinated yet? The whole of America cant surely
have better things to do? Why
does the male lead singer in Electric Six sing "Hey Girl I
want to take you to a GayBar etc." and not "Hey Boy?" Why
on earth are the bland band TRAVIS so popular and why did it take
them FOUR YEAR TO WRITE THE SONG THAT GOES "SING SING SING...Sing...sing
sing etc." `Why
wasnt the Royal Family in England charged for setting up the death
of and in fact murdering Princess Diana and the son of the Harrods
Boss? How COULD Princess Diana visit all those sick poor needy and
dying people and start her little landmine campaign yet still spend
thousands on superficial dresses and colonic irrigation etc? Why
over the last 30-40 years - or since the second world war - and
despite so called heightened awareness, the expansion of the media
tv press, and everyone being more well informed and the like does
the ratio re wealth and %population remain UNCHANGED. 8% of the
people STILL OWN have control/power over 80% of the wealth?" Can
anyone else hear snail scream when plucked off walls etc. and why
do they do this? What
did come first please - the chicken or the egg and is it in any
way connected with the other poultry dilema Why did the chicken
cross the road? Why
in the UK do they put disabled parking spaces outside Ice Skating
rinks? How
can any system that preaches "An eye for an eye - a tooth for
a tooth" and also "turn the other cheek" hold onto
so much wealth power and influence for so long - lack of credibility
or what?! DC,
I got a problem when I die, Because when I die, heaven won't accept
me because I am evil, and hell will try to keep me out because I
might take over. Where do I go when I die? how
come the pool hall i loved as a kid is now a 7-11??--Syko Morgana If
IHOP(international house of pancakes) is international, how come
there are none here in Germany?--Syko Morgana Why
do people that ride bicycles do it in the middle of the road acting
like they are cars holding up people trying to drive their cars
trying to actually get somewhere when there is a bike in front of
their car going the speed of a turtle when there is a "bike"
lane they could be in!!? Do
you think that I could make a website similar to this one, I'm thinking
"The Insane Domicile", and it was almost EXACTLY like
yours, but with small differences, and my mascot was a sock orangutan?
ANthrax.BOy I
have a sign on my propery: "Trespassers will be shot on sight,
survivors will be repeatedly shot". Some of my neighbours found
it offensive. offensive in what way? - DZ what
the hell does it mean when they yell "three-twenty four, three-fifty
two" or whatever shit it is in American Football? I don't even
know if those numbers are right, but you get what i mean. - SiNiSTaR Oh
yeah, do you watch ice hockey and if you do, who do you prefer,
Canucks or Maple Leafs? anyway, the Maple Leafs play dirty!!! grrr..
*gets look of anger and madness in eyes*- SiNiSTaR why
is it that sometimes when i just wake up i feel paralyzed, like
i can't breathe and like there's a huge weight on me? - SiNiSTaR how
do people get bipolar disorder, and do you know where i can meet
such people, i'd love to go double dating with them sometime....?
- SiNiSTaR Would
you classify yourself as a rebel? McDiablo Miss
Roger's Sweater has red pants for her work uniform. She has sworn
never to wear these pants again. Do you think she'll end up having
to wear them again at some point? McDiablo My
friend called herself a "Nosey Nelly". My question is,
why Nelly? Why not "Nina" or "Nincumpoop"? McDiablo Well
okay I send the old bavarian guys over and they are bringing beer
for you. But if I remember correctly, you are allergic to alcohol.
Am I right? If so, I am sorry..so very, very sorry..(trys to hide
laughter)--Syko Morgana Well
actually DC, there are no IHOP's in ANY country in Europe, and there
are none in Asia either! So why is it called international? The
only place with IHOPs are Canada and the U.S. That is BARELY international.
Admit its a lie and they aren't really international.--Syko Morgana How
can I work on having a personal friendship with you?--Syko Morgana Why
does cola with lemon in it taste like lysol?--Syko Morgana *looks
down*hrm...it's a bit nipply in here isn't it?~SG* i
was packaging imitation crab at work yesterday, and i was just wondering
what the heck is in imitation crab? - Miss Roger's Sweater is
it bad that my manager was about to do a PA announcement and was
like 'i was going to shush you, but figured that i didn't need to'
... because i'm so quiet... -Miss Roger's Sweater why
does everything smell like fish to me? i only worked 4 hours yesterday..
-Miss Roger's Sweater why
do people ask me where things are located in the store? i only know
fish (somewhat) why? why? i ask ya.. - Miss Roger's Sweater How
come people keep asking if they can make a website that looks exactly
like this one when they KNOW it's not going to be anywhere near
as cool? It just doesn't make sense to me..if your cool idea is
taken, too bad get another one people, unless you're too stupid
to have more than one cool idea in your life... FartMonkey The
apples that I bought from the store yesterday are all rotten and
nasty. Should I get up off my lazy butt and go return them or just
forget about it cuz I'm so lazy? Do you have a use for them? FartMonkey is
it bad that i'm actually kinda enjoying listening to hardcore punk/emo?
- Miss Roger's Sweater is
the baby going to drool on me tonight? he's walking now.. I think
it's just part of his evil plan to take over the universe.. or get
a cookie.. - Miss Roger's Sweater How
come porn is always 'XXX'? Why three? Does the number of X's have
anything to do with anything? FartMonkey
what
are some bands you like? |
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Do
you ever look at these questions and say to yourself, "If they
didn't come to me to answer their pathetic questions they'd just
wind up in on anti-psychotic drugs and I'd never get to see this
side of weird. Still, I don't understand why they won't stop bringing
up photosythesis. Were some of these people plants in their past
lives and need to know if they're a full sun or part shade kind
of former plant?"
there
was an old man who came to my door the other day and he asked me
if i knew where jesus was. i was freaked out because i didnt know
the old man and i had never heard of this jesus character. he continued
and told me jesus was inside of me, i quickly slammed the door and
took a laxative. jesus came out allright....covered in all my sin.
-Umberto