Is
it still showing off if you honestly didn't think anyone was watching?
FartMonkey Why am I
a lesbian? do you have
a collection of stuffed monkeys? and if not...am i the only one
with a collection of stuffed monkeys?Lbase What was
the problem with the last batch of questions, why was it cut off
all of the sudden? my arms
are cold.. the hell? - Miss Roger's Sweater do you watch
'clone high'? - Miss Roger's Sweater it's 1am..
is my mom going to get up to go pee and tell me to get my butt
to bed? - Miss Roger's Sweater do you think
'avatar' is a funny word too? - Miss Roger's Sweater okay hey
how can you not remember something funny thats happened when you
were high or drunk or whatever? It's not suppose to make sense..Thats
why its funny! Please just make something up so i can laugh? im
pathetic.please? thanks i love you dc.--Syko Morgana dc, i need
help with my slovakian pot noodle machine every time i put money
in for food it jabs me in the eye and when i try for any hot water
it shoves liquidised donut cheese up my nose. what shall i do? what sock's
size should i get for my monkey? u never
answered my question about what u like to be asked about. so,
what do u like to be asked about? irish psycho my pants
got too short so i had to lower the hem and that consisted of
ripping up the bottoms. that was completly irrelevent to my question...will
u give me a new name? i like mine but, i want to know what u think
i should be named... irish psycho what is
the origin of the dinosaur head? - SiNiSTaR What does
it mean if the colors on this site give me a headache? FartMonkey Do you care
that today I truly understood the meaning of being guitarded?
I never got it before now....FartMonkey Should I
wake up chanting about irregular brush strokes on paintings? FartMonkey Do you like
duct tape? I like duct tape. What should I make out of duct tape
next? (I already made shoes, a tie, a hat, and assorted wrist
accessories) FartMonkey If somebody
moons you, what would you do? When somebody did it to me, I just
said: Don't do that! I might like it! Then the next they did is
give me a "full moon" and I turned into a werewolf and
killed them all! wot shall
i do? i am bored should we
let the blackness roll on?--Syko Morgana can i make
an omlet out of you?--Syko Morgana how come
that german guy accused me of throwing ciggarette butts in his
garden?--Syko Morgana ever ate
chinese food in wyoming?--Syko Morgana why did
the old lady that die in that ham shack demand everyone to call
her Lady Dorthea? Will you help me make a shack out of spam?--Syko
Morgana hello DC!im
excited at this momento for reason of life ...ive come to the
site evertime i lay my ass in the chair thats in front of the
computer Which is where i am right now..how exciting! and evertime..which
is about 5 -20 somethings a week (it varys on how crappy my world
gets and the crappier the better for my friends at the corner
store;)you know my story!!! homey exspresso MUch love to ya!)but
anyways on to the point of the writing which im writing right
now in very comfy shorts !!which comes to the point!!!Which is
its -23 degrees out, and i lost my dog...The question is should
i start mourning and moping?or find the fucker?(fucker is spoken
in love)i love him ..i love him--HoneyflavoredSpaggetti If you put
a monkey in a room with nothing around it and no-one nearby, will
it go oook? - Lithanial If you and
the Sims switched places, and the Sims locked you in a house with
no doors and no food and fire, etc. what would you do? Would you
try to die the most unentertaining death just to spite them? Or
would you put on a big show of bursting into flames or having
siezures, etc? FartMonkey What was
the last movie you watched? Did you enjoy it? McDiablo when will
your wonderful site be better? does it have a computer cold? irish
psycho Is it just
me, or have all the links to Ask Dumbass-er, Sanimal disappeared?
FartMonkey I really
want to hurt the people who, when I mention that I'm taking french,
say "OOh! Say something in french!" Then just replying
with 'something in french' is getting reeeeeeal old. What should
I do to them? FartMonkey Rain is
so cool. It's water. Falling from the sky. How insanely COOL is
that? Snow is cool too, only I live in stupid arizona so I've
never seen it snow. I want to live in the snow. I just thought
I'd share that with you. FartMonkey have you
ever eated ship before, i had this experience and its not fun
man, but would some day?? Why did
my mom just say this: "...and then he asked for a beer and
a mop. Get it? A BEER and a MOP!" McDiablo The site
was being kind of stubborn before. Should I just bitch slap it
if it is to act like that again or just be patient? McDiablo How come
there's a creepy midget senior guy in my freshman biology class,
and how come 90% of the girls are obsessed with him even though
he is a creepy midget gross showoff? FartMonkey Is it bad
to keep using the same water bottle over and over again? FartMonkey So far this
year, our state has gotten more rain and snow than it got in all
of last year. What does this mean? FartMonkey Recently
I have become concerned about my batteries. For the last few years,
every battery I have picked up has had the expiration date of
MAR 2009. Is this a conspiracy of some kind? Does it have anything
to do with the cats taking over the world? If so, does it indicate
that the cats will take over the world in MAR 2009? FartMonkey i have recently
found out hat i have an adiction for scracth and sniff stickersoh
ya and also the troll dolls with the big hairwhat shold i docuz
when i sniff all the gay guys come up to me and they say ill sniff
that sticker all u want. what the hell should i do?????im not
gay...-----papa smurf Is it properly
spelled "fourty" or "forty"? You have it spelled
"fourty" on your questions page...is that the right
way to spell it? Did you spell it wrong or is that how you spell
it in Canada or have I just been spelling it wrong for years?
FartMonkey Awww DC!
Can't you fix the problem with the questions been cut off? or
do you want me to fix YOU? what the
hell is that over there? You know, just . . . there! See it? -
Fish if that
funny circle thing with the lines in it is the sign fr peace then
what is the sign for war? saracen How much
is the most exspensive cow How many
hours after recieving concussion do you have to wait before its
safe to sleep? im on 29 - Lithanial did you
hear mr. roger's died today? can i have permission to fall apart?
- Miss Roger's Sweater does the
passing of the one and only sweater man, deserve a slurpee run
in his honor? - Miss Roger's Sweater i have to
write a whole 15 page screenplay by next week for my creative
writing class.. any ideas for a story? - Miss Roger's Sweater my knee
is hurting a lot.. did i injure it again without knowing? will
i have to get it amputated? - Miss Roger's Sweater Is there
anything wrong with me calling my friends "butt whistle"
? FartMonkey Hey I was
just searchin and ur stuffs funny guy ;o) I got caught BY MY MOM
having sex with my boyfriend... you think... Sterilization? <~Jenn god the
site is pissing me off im actually avoding it to prevent myself
from throwing things at the screen! why? Can "Oh
Shit" really be a poem? McDiablo Who the
hell writes a poem that's meant to be taken literally? I busted
my brain trying to think of the figurative meaning, but gave up.
Should I just mentally finger William Carlos Williams? McDiablo The heater
is on, but I feel a cold draft. What's going on here? McDiablo thanx for
naming me! i like my new name, but since u don't seem to know
me, i think i'll keep my old one...if it still fits me...what
should i do?!?! while i was trying on the name "shorty mcpants'
my name has shrunk! it doesn't fit me anymore!!!!!! almighty dc,
what shall i DO!?!?!? (formerly 'irish psycho') un-named i cut a
hole in my name for my body to fit in it so the crisis is over...whats
'non-shitty' stuff? whats 'shitty' stuff? irish psycho my guy bleached
his hair...what am i to do? his hair is blonder then mine and
i don't even bleach my hair! he still looks hot but...it's SOO
weird! what should i do? irish psycho what if
i told u that i made out with a stuffed animal on valentines day?
it wasn't even a stuffed animal, it was a patrick doll from sponge
bob square pants. am i too weird to BE? irish psycho why is money
green? why can't it be a more aesthetically pleasing color? irish
psycho is it ok
to be in luv? irish psycho whats ur
favorite color? irish psycho why r there
rules for insanity? how can there be? irish psycho i'm sorry
aboout ur site, i'm sick too. do u think ur site made me sick?
irish psycho it would be my fault to go to ur site when it was
sick but do u think i caught my cold from ur site? this guy
i'm school with used to like to tell about the times when he was
sick. he would tell me that he lyed on the ground and puked and
his stomach hurt and i would make all the appropriate suffering
sounds, is this in any way normal? irish psycho i'm sorry
if the last question i sent u sounded like a 'high-school relationship'
thing because it wasn't. did it sound like one? irish psycho who in gods
name was asking about brittney spears anyway? irish psycho i love ugly
people. do u? irish psycho i put a
spell on a person at my school and now he hates me. how lucky
am i? irish psycho do u like
music? (if so, what type) irish psycho what the
hell is va va voom? - Lithanial I'm boycotting
questions - Mzebonga what kind
of music do you like, if you don't like our lady of peace? here i go
on the road of hell.it goes down a hill ive lived on top were
the clouds are so thick i couldnt see nothing down below but my
balding man who lives in my hallway says thats MY road to hell.
ive left after twenty years of living in that crack house born
and raised by lesbians..(who sadly 2 months ago was slaughtered
to death)And after twenty years I now am riding on my trusty goat
steven's back writing on my laptop..been weeks and im still lost
in the thick massive overbearing fog...looking hard &hard
for this hell...ive read storys on the internet that it was a
bad place but some others on chatrooms said it was a beautiful
place and this "Bible" was all lies...ive become torn
and scared but yet curious even more with such conflict I could
of asked berty & lixa or even my old man or the strange drugged
up nobodys who always come and go..from hell actually..but when
ever i talk to them they cant articulate a thing ..but anyways
its to late now.I trot on strong and brave or at least i try to.whatever..what
do you got to say about this?-honeyflavouredspaggetti- mAD Suka
MAD!here i am IM dancing to a show tune with lyrics i have no
idea are sooooo..ive started singing of how much i love my package
of deluxe mixed nuts.Its nutaliousussyyy!!!!!eeeee!!!!-little
snipt of my doings, im doin here.hehehehe..Queen BAnd RULES!and
what do they rule you ask?this is what ive come to ask you..what
do YOU think they rules?i know but do YOU?hhehehehe...-ShouldiLaughOrNot..? So are you
saying that Johnny Poptart is a member now? FartMonkey Was Sanimal's
mother a hamster, and did his father smell of elderberry? FartMonkey Where should
I hang my new poster? Should I frame it? I don't think I should
frame it..FartMonkey i was trying
to stimulating my brains "my peeps" yesterday.. , but
they just sneered and blocked me out of there life..They wouldnt
talk to me they wouldnt listen..they just picked at each other
and laughed like apes ..threatened to bite me!!!!?????i made these
brains with my tiny girly shame of my masculanity hands...but
now they turn against me@!!!Whyyyyyy???????,.......why...am i
in denial? Why does
this stupid gum have to lose its flavor in 8 seconds? FartMonkey So DC- who
are you - REALLY? FartMonkey Did you
ever consider the pinecones' feelings? Huh? Maybe they don't WANT
to be shoved up stupid lying peoples' asses? Ever think of that?
Did you? I don't think so ...FartMonkey Sanimal
repeatedly denies that you are really a sock monkey. Then sometimes
he agrees that you really are a sock monkey, and he even provides
photographic evidence ( dc1.jpg
) Is he really that stupid that he can't make up his mind on whether
or not you are a sock monkey? FartMonkey Why did
my fish commit suicide? He jumped out! After all I had done for
him! He abandoned his wife fish! He cost $2! What should I do
with his corpse? I found it on the floor like 2 feet away from
the tank! Was this fish psycho? FartMonkey have you
seen 'ferris bueller's day off'? and if so, did you enjoy it?
- Miss Roger's Sweater my mom went
to puyallup for the weekend for a sewing convention.. was this
just a cover to smuggle illegal drugs across the border? - Miss
Roger's Sweater yesterday
was a 3 slurpee day.. does that seem appropriate since i had no
parental unit home? - Miss Roger's Sweater can i silently
swear under my breath at this site. while i enjoy it very much,
it's being mean to me. or is this all the effect of 3 slurpees?
- Miss Roger's Sweater How did
you get so smart? Were you highly edumacated or is it all natural?
McDiablo I sent an
email to the newspaper and they printed it. Cool, huh? The thing
was, they said I was from a different city. What's up with that?
McDiablo Just now,
I was talking to Miss Roger's Sweater on MSN and she just went
offline. Has she grown tired of our conversation already or is
Bill Gates spying on us again? McDiablo if two and
two is three, how many ducks does it take to make the millenium
bridge collapse? - Lithanial What the
hell is up w/ the font? It's massive. This i pissing me off now. one of my
friends msn names is 'better to be in the warm body of a friend
than in a cold hole in the ground' does that mean shes a body
snatcher....im scared......shes gonna steal my body and jump me
off a cliff *shivers in a corner rocking back and forth muttering
'no such thing as body snatchers, no such thing* - Lithanial what should
i do about the neighbor's chickens? they keep waking me up every
weekend and i NEED to sleep in!! Do you share
my violent hatred of Carrot Top? FartMonkey Can they
track you down if you dial 911 and then run far far away? FartMonkey don't you
think irish psycho and dane would get along very very well, if
in fact they're not the same person? - SiNiSTaR your amazing
fix-all pill doesn't cure numb feet, or extra toes, does it? -
SiNiSTaR What I say
and what I mean are two different things. Just because you like
having your tail yanked hard, doesn't mean I like it too. Haven't
you worked that out yet? - Mzebonga (PS: the stitches come out
on Wednesday) hey DC!
it is i demonboy i bet you dont remember me but thats not important.
i want to ask you, what do you think of this.. "Fuck human
conclusion, human delusion." ? my friend hit me with this
one and it got me thinking.so what do you think of it and why?
db--"_" why is the
earth round? what colour
is "god"? IE! Tis
St.patty's day o' me fellow dc!Whoudcha like ta share a pint wit
lil o' me?and maybe give some respect to tha dead wit me depperssing
'gothic' like limmreks?and me dear ol dc..how bout makin some
papeir mache blarneystones..ie gots al de supplys just need some
adat glue...which maybe ya cou-ld supplyie?HoneyFlavouredClover- ive relized
zebras vary very in zillions..WOW!woogglywooohoho im ...sorry
i tried to write in words that only contain z & v...in a complete
a sensible sounding sentence but then i relized i wrote 'in' ..so
then i got tried of thinking and got pissed off and here i am...so
id like to see you try to write in words that only contain z&v,one
sentence and in 30 seconds...and ill be watching..(not really
so you can basically cheat..dictionary or anything..you dont even
have to answer this!)man.. the power you posses....wow_HoneyflavourizesMe_ do you think
the makers of benadryl knew I'd get addicted to it just so they
could make more money off of me?--Syko Morgana did that
pill fix your broken webpage?--Syko Morgana has Sanimal
ever considered writing the drivers Ed. instruction booklet??--Syko
Morgana what do
you know about dating violance? What type
of emotions do you like to wallow in? I like to wallow in jello.
Is jello an emotion? FartMonkey I don't
find my question pathetic, maybe prehaps odd, and it is actually
quite bothersome to me. But why is it that the best rapper in
the world is white, and the best golfer in the world is black? Why did
I have to realize now, after I cut my fingernails, that it hurts
rather badly when you try to play guitar with no protruding fingernails?
Is it that old iron deficiency acting up agian? FartMonkey Do you think
I might deserve points for being one of the rare few people who
ask you questions and actually spelling things right? FartMonkey has anyone
ever told you you're so cute when your mad?--Syko Morgana Do you ever
entertain thoughts of me?(preferably naked)--Syko Morgana Under the
list of things that your new amazing fix all pill cures, you (well
maybe not YOU) put that it cures the urge to kill. Isn't the urge
to kill good? And does this pill cure sanity? FartMonkey will the
suspence really kill me? irish psycho what type
of subject matter does it take to ask about to get a "good
question award"? irish psycho why did
i cry instead of getting up and punching his front teeth out?
irish psycho i was just
informed that somone i was in love with raped somone. i am reeling
in shock...i need some aspririn. do you have some aspirin for
me? i'm not kidding about the rape thing. how sick is that. and
i thought the chick he was going out with was a slut. he turned
out to be the wretched one. how am i supposed to feel? i am so
sorry about the girl, she must be devastated. and then the rapist
went around bragging about it. he is so disgusting. i was in love
with him for christ sake! i am so torn dc. i don't even remember
what i was asking... irish psycho my mom is
sleeping on the couch- AGAIN. why does she do that? she has a
perfectly comfortable bed upstairs. irish psycho when will
this wretched winter be over? i wan't to go to canada and lake
erie and swim and walk on the beach. don't you miss the beach?
irish psycho i'm in love
with a cartoon. how creepy is that? irish psycho Ha Ha! The
Boy Scouts and the Girl Guides always go to this raft competition
each year in my country. The have to stay on the water for 24hrs
on whole lot of make-shift rafts made from poles, ropes and barrels.
Me and my friend are going to the rafts in the night with a black
canoe and in our dark clothing, so they won't see us! I am going
to cut up those ropes while they are sleeping which will make
the rafts come apart and watch them drown! Can I take a few of
the survivors as slaves? Should I
take "The Black Stick" or "The White Knife"?
Legend has it, that if the two weapons come together, they become
"The Grey Sword"..... is this true? I have a
question about an answer of yours to a question that I asked a
long time ago where you made the following statement: "...
why are there beef dishes for cats? have you ever seen a swarm
of cats taking down a cow? no... " Well I'd just like to
say that yes I have seen a swarm of cats taking down a cow. Well
now, that doesn't sound like something the cats would do..maybe
it was stupid kids in cat outfits...or maybe it was all just a
wonderful dream? FartMonkey What would
my cat Randy (who is also possessed by Ralph Wiggum from the simpsons)
do if I repeatedly and "accidentally" called him Clyde?
FartMonkey is there
something wrong with my knee it's been hurting again, like the
summer of 2001... - Miss Roger's Sweater do you find
it disturbing that I downloaded all of the schoolhouse rock songs
off of kazaa,including "lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs
here", "Interjections"(my favorite)and then burned
a CD out of them and listen and sing a long to them everyday on
my way to work?--Syko Morgana do people
ever try to take you apart and wear you on their feet when they
cant find a clean pair of socks?--Syko Morgana when is
the last time(besides now) you heard someone say "who gives
a care?" instead of "who gives a shit, fuck, damn,etc."?--Syko
Morgana arent we
destined to be together?--Syko Morgana i would
like to passout on someone but i dont know how to do it do you
know how? how cool
is it that those german landlords make me weinerschitnzel and
potatoes and i only met them once?--Syko Morgana is it a
good sign when bloods spurting out your arm and hitting the ceiling?
- Lithanial how many
ppl do you know on anti-depressents? - Lithanial why does
my brother have to wake me up with blaring his 2pac tunes when
he's getting ready for work... is this rap lowering my IQ? - Miss
Roger's Sweater My sister's
17 birthday was on Wednesday. Is it okay for me to cry and scream,
"Damn, I'm old!" ? McDiablo Why do I
just suddenly pick up knives? It tends to scare people. Is this
the reason why I do it?...'cuz I really don't know. McDiablo My friend
and I got the same mark on our midterm. There was even a half
mark involved. How weird is that? McDiablo Are violets
really blue? That poem doesn't seem to make sense. Can I marry
you? Hey DC!Well
my birthday is coming up on the 21st!on a friday!!woo..and i wanna
do crazy stuff all day and weekend..so what should i do?!~SG*..Ps...I'm
turning 16!!OH YA! Hey DC,
Eer done drugs before ? How about weed ?-NNY yeah your
so cute when your mad I agree except when you want lick mzebongas
stitches ewwww you better believe I'd be holding you back. Gee
your list of rules and obligations seem to be getting longer and
longer, whats with that? No britney what the hell she rulz only
joking sorry to scare you hahahaha.Anyway hows your life? Do you
have a girlfriend yet? Hows Ana going havent heard much about
her lately? Sally ok multiple
choice here. italy or france. bombs or guns. america or russia.
iraq or afghanistan. girls or boys. aids or syphilis. monkey or
ape. panda or kowala bear. - Lithanial Are you
a trekkie? Sally i gots some
corn in my pocket im thinking of planting,do you a garden i can
plant them in?-HoneyFlavoured(and willing to prove it;)) i have a
theory that god is real..whatcha think bout that foo!and dont
you love the word foo..its actaully slang for fool, all the black
people are doing it nowadays!Black people are so cool..i wish
i was black ..maybe i should go paint my face black.I bet all
the black people will love me!or should i say dig me?..Peace out,yo!-spaggetti So, what's
new with you? McDiablo What is
your favourite form of punctuation? McDiablo Why do insightful
people have to be so annoying...and so off-topic? McDiablo So what's
with that old lady who throws onions? FartMonkey Do you agree
that, in general, generalizations are a bad thing? FartMonkey Yes, um,
I recently killed my brother for being an asswipe. What would
you recommend as the best solution for getting the blood stains
off of the floor? I tried a paint scraper but it only pulls up
bits and pieces and I'm still left with tiny chunks. Ideas? --Oni
Is it a
good thing or a bad thing if I win an argument with a rambling
crazy hobo? FartMonkey I've decided
that love is natures way of tricking you into believing one person
is diferent from the others. Is this true? When I was a kid my stepfather was
real mean to me, so I shaved his cat and told him the microwave
oven was leaking. what I need to know is whether there's any truth
to the Karma thing and if so am I going to come back as a shaved
cat. I had to eat alot of cold sandwitches, isn't that punishment
enough? How come Britney Spears gets to make
videos and lots of money? I play guitar and I don't make alot
of money! Do you have to take suck lessons or something before
you get famous or do you have to just be born stupid and sucking? who's dane?
someone said that me and dane would be friends. please describe
dane since i haven't read any of his questions in a long time.
irish psycho i sent u
aboout 10 questions recently and u didn't answer any of them!
what happened to my questions? irish psycho what color
do u associate with hell? irish psycho what do
u think of gothic people? irish psycho you can't
go pushing something if it's just not right. does that hold any
truth? irish psycho i love canadiens.
i love u dc. do u love me? u don't have to. irish psycho i'm going
to go watch tv. is there anything good on? irish psycho I went to
a gig last night, and the headlining band rocked muchly. Anyways,
on with my question, do you prefer getting drunk or getting stoned,
or neither, or both, or just doing something else? - Fido Dido hey, no
im not dead yet (surprising), ive been busy, im actually joining
the navy, i think im the only guy in the world who joins the navy
because hes bored, anyways would you ever join the military, or
would you rather sit at home and get drunk? oh yeah
the question about the navy was none other than me monkie boy!!
do you like petting your kitty?? ok i have
a problem/question....im trying to convience my mom to let me
get my eyebrow pierced but shes giving me the whole lame reasons,
so i moved from eyebrow to lyebra or touge, which one should i
get and what reasons can i give her to actualy get a yes?? is the reason
why we learn history is so that histroy wont repeat its self?But
then how is that possible cuz then it would be the president repeating
its self...right? ~Gillbert~ how smart
IS a dolphin - Lithanial When Yankee
Doodle stuck a feather in his hat, why in the name of green duct
tape does he call it macaroni?? FartMonkey Oh, I see
how it is! 'Feel free to curse and throw things' eh? You just
want me to throw things at you so you'll be getting free stuff!
Don't you! Thought you could fool me...well you didn't! See how
you like THIS! <hurls numerous Richard Simmons workout videos>
FartMonkey How many
times have you worn that shirt ? It's un-healthful ! So what
really IS the crunchy ingredient of those chocolate crunch bars?
FartMonkey what is
a two-way? Like in the bowling for soup song? That insightful
girl in my class was really ticking me off. Should I give in and
punch her, or are there people in my class who think that violence
isn't the answer? McDiablo Everyone
wants to know--is my cat on crack? McDiablo Should I
just randomly start busting a move at the bus stop? ... like,
if I'm really bored? McDiablo Where do
these little chains keep coming from? FartMonkey They say
the sun darkens our skin, yet lightens our hair. My hair is light
brown. Could it eventually, with enough sun, go blonde? "The
Grey Sword" is in my possession, and you cannot have it.
Ha Ha Ha Ha! Are you unhappy and jealous? Let me guess, are you
going to give me a stinky monkey butt for teasing you? How come
some people seem to think that I'm the root of all evil? FartMonkey So...um..remember
what we were talking about..last night? Wel...uh...it's...it's
happening again...I'd be willing to pay..es..especially if you
want to be paid in burnt out lightbulbs...so will you help me?
It's happening so fast...FartMonkey In your
horoscope it says that if I join a cult I'll have to kill myself
in the year 2003...should I just save time, skip the cult, and
kill myself now, since it is already 2003? FartMonkey If you spank
the monkey what does it say? DC,What's
your favorite movie in the whole wide world?!...mine have to be
all the movies by View Askew~SG* Im just
now noticing this but, about ur "good question Awards"....how
do u know i wont ask a good question? i just might surpirse you
and there i would be the odds of you saying"but you wont
get one' ~Gillburt~ Do you believe
that everything relates to "The Simpson's"? McDiablo How much
does bad grammar bother you? McDiablo My brother
is currently failing Math 8. Do you have any words to share with
him to get him back on track and pass the class? McDiablo why the
hell does my knee STILL hurt? i ahven't done anything to it..
- Miss Roger's Sweater. my brother
just called me from the bathroom to go there.. is he trying to
scare me? i didn't answer him, just so you know. - Miss Roger's
Sweater Ok the problem.
I love chines food. I could eat it every day. The best part is
the fortune cookie. The thing is every time I read the fortune
it is like someone is trying to tell me something. First it was.
"They are coming to get you" then it was, "don't
go to work tomorow they will be thier." Just reacently, "We
are coming to get you and take you to the leader be strong brother."
What is going on? I really want to know. I going
to the trailer park tonight and I am going to make some evil chants
while walking around the trailers...... should I make up a fake
language by doing this? Will I frighten the people living in the
trailers? Do you want to come next time when I go? I went to
Australia to a guys farm, it was very nice and I asked the farmer
if I could talk to his animals, he seemed to think I was insane
but let me talk to them. Of course the animals all talked straight
back to me which somehow surprised the farmer (obviously he did
not know I could talk to animals and they could talk back to me),
and I found he treated them well, especially the cats. When I
went to talk to the sheep, he went angry and told me to stay away,
he said they were a bunch of lairs. Is there a real reason why? if theres
a draft, can you bring us sad 18-25 year old pathetic americans
up to canada with you guys to avoid the draft?? -monkie boy have you
ever masturbated and have the cum shoot up in your eyes?? damn
it hurts!! Oh thats
so tragic that you lost one of your shiny things, can I buy you
another shiny thing? What shiny things do you like? And oooh you
didn't say anything about a girlfriend does that mean you have
one? haha I'm stirring and meddling ,but I do love to hear about
peoples personal lives, theyre so much more interesting than me.
Sally If words
can't bring her down, do you think we should all shout: "crack
whore, bitch, slut, munter, buttcheeks and flange" and Christina
Aguilera? - Mzebonga Today in
school, i was i biology when i noticed that my CD player was running
in my coat pocket, so i get it out to take out the battery so
that it wont happen again, and my teacher just grabs it out my
hand even tough i told him why i had it out so then he tells me
that i have detention and takes my CD player, well anyway why
are ducks so cool? this guy
just confessed to liking me today. he's a cool kid, I GOT OFF-TRACK.....ok
i'm better why do unicorns eat so much of my cheeze? irish psycho Is tinfoil
the same thing as aluminum foil? Just to be safe, I lined the
walls and ceilings of my room with both...I'm still acting funny
though, and I think it might have something to do with the lightbulbs..yes,
I can hear them all now!...laughing at me...Don't you hear them?
Hahahaha! How stupid I have been to willingly let them into my
home by the dozens! That was just what they wanted me to do...well
they THINK they've won this time! <goes into insane frenzy
of gathering lightbulbs and smashing them> FartMonkey I always
call my cat "Sexy Cat" or "You Sexy Thing".
Does she like it? Since I
have got "The Grey Sword", I been having strange dreams
about me killing people with it and obeying your commands DC.
Is "The Grey Sword" foreboding something in the future
about me been your assassin and doing your bidding? By the way,
"The Grey Sword" also talks to me in my sleep and says
I must refer it to "The Grey Sword", not just the grey
sword with no capitals and quotation marks. Because if I do, it
cause great pain..... stupid grey sword..... AAAAAAAHHHH!!! THAT
HURT!!! I recently
discovered that I have this strange habbit of always going in
to the second stall in public bathrooms... (Not that I like public
bathrooms, I think there gross... but when i happen to use one
I do this) Do you seem to think that this is some type of mental
illness... or just a habbit like I said earlier? ~NSuxbum I was like
WHOA... yeah thats right I said WHOA... and it was mistaken for
the word Boob... What? DOES THAT SOUND LIKE WHAT I SAID? I didnt
think so... but maybe I'm mistaken. Like I would really yell out
BOOB in the middle of lunch... People would look at me funny...
well they already do... but hey... then they would probablly stare
at me... ehh.. enough with my ramblings... tootles~NSuxbum Why do I
suddenly want baby food? FartMonkey Have you
ever had cheese with grapes? It's the best, you should try it
if you haven't...oh wait I had a better question too...should
I believe what's on those baby food labels? FartMonkey whats with
my friend dp? she hasn't gotten off the bottom of the sish tank
for at least a week. she looks all raggedy, and a fish just bit
her and she didn't even move! whats wrong with dp? irish psycho whats with
all these people running when it's like 4 degrees out? if these
people are stupid enough to go outside when it's like this they
deserve what they get a clod or pneumonia, it's their own fault.
whats the good of running anyway? irish psycho what if
you were a sock monkey and then a turtle grabbed your tail when
you were visiting the local jail and said that if you moved you'd
lose half your ass? irish psycho who invented
the toronto maple leafs? irish psycho why can't
i live in canada? irish psycho how old
is the soup thats sitting in my fridge? should i throw it out
or does it deserve to sit in there a little longer? irish psycho how do u
know our questions are pathetic? irish psycho will you
come kill me? irish psycho alas poor
santa, for he has but one eye-ball... irish psycho's little cousin
said that. can i point out that her cousin is about 2 years old.
how cool is that? some bitch Is wind
really caused by bad things of the earth? I mean if you've got
things that blow and things that suck, you've got some serious
air turbulence...am I right? FartMonkey I woke up
this morning to hear two of my friends complaining that their
arses were sore, What on Earth were they up to last night? I once knock
out the most prettiest girl in my school, tied her up, and put
her in the bed of the most fattest and revolting pupil in my school
(I did this as for revenge on the girl who would not be my partner
in the prom). He was pissed, because he had tons of beer bottles
under his bed, but when he woke up, let just say it was cave man
style. Now they say revenge is bitter-sweet, but it became bitter!
She madly fell in love with this guy because he was a sex machine,
got married, had kids and lead a happy and wealthy life. This
SUCKS! What should I have done to her for revenge? I have sliced
eggplant and it is green inside - is not it poisenions? is the baby
going to try to kill me in my sleep now that he's started walking?
- Miss Roger's Sweater is my brother's
car breaking down, just a conspiracy so that i can't sleep in
tomorrow morning? - Miss Roger's Sweater were you
ever in the math club? or the physics club? or the latin club?
cuz i wasn't. - Miss Roger's Sweater doesnt it
make you feel all warm inside when you drink some bacardi, and
then have a nice cold beer to soothe the burning throat from all
that bacardi?- monkie boy would you
quit smoking cigarettes if you started to cough up blood and parts
of your lung?? i know i wouldn't- monkie boy god, why
the fuck am i joining the navy?? was i on crack or sumthin?? and
even scarier, they accepted me, god it'll be a cold day in hell
when they see who they're bringing along with them, i can imagine
a poster of me really drunk, having a really stupid look on my
face and holding a 40 up, the caption for the poster is "this
man is defending the united states of america", scary thought
aint it?- monkie boy HOw werid
is it to be excited to actually work at a cash registar? ~JeEpY Why can't
I spell certain words right? Is it because the Americans spell
things differently from us Canadians and i can't seem to grasp
the right form??~JeEpY if a smurf
is choked what color does it turn?......Nichole D Why did
"AT&T" say, "reach out and touch somebody",
you can't do that over the phone........Nichole D What do
you think about highschool realationships What are
sock monkeys made of ? -NNY What ever
happened to " Happy Days" ? -NNY How come
at the beginning of the Beastie Boys song "Girls" I
get this mental image of a dude crazily playing the xylephone?
McDiablo How come
my cat likes to sit directly in front of the subwoofer? McDiablo Today is
my dad's birthday. How old do you think he's turning? McDiablo Is it all
right to plan Slurpee Runs 24 hours in advance? My friends and
I have been doing this lately. McDiablo How to aply
wax on the skateboard? you know
i was thinking some more about the fix-all pill... you guys are
way behind. don't you know Windex already cures all that, and
then some? - SiNiSTaR You guys
short on good question awards or something? - SiNiSTaR my cats
a faggot. what can i do for him? his own mother and brother rejected
him. - SiNiSTaR why do people
with black eyes suck? i have black eyes......and i......suck........OK
YOU'VE PROVED YOUR POINT!!!!! irish psycho i once found
a dead dolphin on the shore of lake erie. do you know how bad
they reek when they're all bloated and have cooked from sitting
in the sun? nasty.... irish psycho really,
what is the importance of having a roof over yor head? what if
there is some person with out a home/roof and they're sitting
next to like, a fire. they're a lot warmer then me! irish psycho you ridicule
people all over this site, why can't we? irish psycho i want to
go to hawaii!!! will you take me there if i take you where you
want to go first? irish psycho why does
the chineese alphabet have more than 3000 characters to memorize
and ours is only 26? Where can
I buy a portable heater...if such a thing does exist? McDiablo Why does
nausea just creep up on you? Like, you're fine all day and then
when you go to bed, you start feeling sick. McDiablo Will my
sister's soccer team win a game during their tournament? They
have yet to do so. McDiablo I'm in the
midst of playing 7th Guest myself....goddamn Stauf...friggin laughing..always
laughing. "ooooh, bad move" ....man I hate him. I can make
my own online quizzes for my site now... Are you jealous? - Mzebonga How would
you like to have a Greek's hairy dick shoved into you? Oh my god!
"The Grey Sword" told me to say that hairy dick thing
to you! Aaaaaah! It making me say really bads things..... I GONNA
F*** YOU UP SO BADLY DC THAT YOUR MOTHER WILL BE CRYING.......
Whoa! What is happening to me? I
beleive "The Grey Sword" has greater plans for me than
I can ever dreamed of. It says that I will float through the air
and strike my foes with the powers of my mind, our mind!!!.....
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN POSSES ME DC? BECAUSE I, "THE GREY SWORD's"
CUP SHALL RUNNETH OVER! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I have always
heard the saying "Did something crawl up your ass and died?"
when you refer to someone who stinks. What actually crawled up
the ass and died to give birth to that saying? "Quantity
does NOT equal quality." Hey, DC is my man (or sockmonkey),
you finally fixed it. Now I can get lost and leave you alone for
good! Happy? Why do I
help them? Why? - Omuletzu May I have
your opinion of both St. Patrick's day and the fact that I have
resisted the urge to address you here as "laddie"? FartMonkey I AM back
and am sorry to say, I lost my ride, I know you would be glad,
just because I cant gloat about it anymore....... but I am getting
some new propositions (All Weird) should I tell you about them? will i ever
finish my screenplay for my creative writing class? - Miss Roger's
Sweater can you
write me a note so i don't have to go to school today? i'm not
in the school mood. - Miss Roger's Sweater Since i
don't have a guitar lesson tomorrow cuz my teacher is giving me
a 'spring break' even though i don't get time off from school,
what will he be doing tomorrow instead of my lesson? - Miss Roger's
Sweater i went to
value village yesterday and bought a sweater for 4 dollars and
the cashier guy was like "oh, isn't that a cute sweater"
and he wasn't joking. was i right to be scared? - Miss Roger's
Sweater has anyone
invented a way to regulate the rate at which one's finger nails
grow? just wondering... - Miss Roger's Sweater
whens your
birthday if your born on february 28th? irish psycho |
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if
we can see out of our own eyes if 1 of us wasnt born could we
see out of sum1 elses eyes? kind of like being 2 ppl at 1ce, or
all we all just here