DC!
What do you do with your spare time? http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-88.htm
(4th picture down) How badly
will I bomb my essay tomorrow afternoon? McDiablo do you think
that "carrots fuck the earth" ? cuz the lady who read
poetry said that. - Miss Roger's Sweater This dude
on TV is yelling. Is he yelling at my dad? Should I get my dad
to kick his ass? McDiablo where is
my brother, he did not come home last night.. which of his 'gal
pals' is he hanging with tonight? - Miss Roger's Sweater Is it just
me, or are there a lot of famous bands coming out lately whose
band name begins with "The"? McDiablo do you like
Drop D tuning or Standard tuning? - Miss Roger's Sweater Did Jinx
the sock monkey get adopted? I think he's supercool. McDiablo are you
multi-cultural and celebrate Dee-Wally (diwali) ? - Miss Roger's
Sweater i have ADD
do you? i was also gonna ask... ooh time for my ritilin, cool
the simpsons are on... -monkie boy Are there
different breeds of sock monkies? what is
your opinion on the legalization of marijuana? What do
you think of carving pumpkins? FartMonkey Fire or
Ice? FartMonkey What if
I were to ask you how to get my boyfriend back? Wait, I have never
had a boyfriend. Boys are dumb. Girls are stupid too. Humans suck
in general. Glad I'm a sock monkey. FartMonkey I'll trade
you for that little duck toy....will you accept a clock, some
glue, and 17 Mary Jane's? FartMonkey How come
at halloween they sell large bags of candy bars, but really small,
like a square inch, and label it "FUN SIZE"? What's
so damn fun about gettin cheated out of 3 inches of candy bar?
FartMonkey well sock
monkey if it were that simple i wouldnt have asked the question.
On that porn site it doesnt tell you what the movie is it just
says "movie" than it loads...and you get a surprise.
and also (namelsess) is a really stupid unoriginal peice of shit
alias and that kid should get the shit beat out of him for being
so gay(please remember to answer my original question instead
of make a comment about agreeing or disagreeing with nameless'
gay name)thanx yo(kult0vazazel) Have you
ever considered charging a dollar a question? Just think about
how rich you'd be. McDiablo I have come
to the point that when I'm writing I forget letters in words.
What is going on here? Am I losing my mind (again)? McDiablo Would you
eat anything that looks like owl barf with chips on top (aka:
Chicken Delight)? McDiablo My mom had
to take a Food Safe course and she was worried that she'd fail
the test. She passed with 96 % (the highest in the class). What
the hell was she worried about?? McDiablo It is funny.
We just got a German Shepard Puppy. I reciently spent an entire
houre watching the declawed cat atempt to beat the living shit
out of the puppy. Oh Ya What should I burn next? (Nameless) my friend
Russ, he's on your webpage, against medical advice, hes an insane
motherfukker aint he? do you think he'll ever get over that salamander
swallowing problem? and do you think all of us at Team AMA can
come over and party with you guys, if we give you five bucks? if i trade
you grand theft auto vice city, can you give me your soul? and
can i have a sock monkey carcass?- weirdofreako hey can
i join your cult of insane sock monkeys? im a monkey too... no
really, i am... -monkie boy im seeing
two of your title web links... am i drunk? i can hear my brain
cells screaming out... nevermind its just the voice in my head
named monkie boy -weirdofreako why do you
do when your kid is a brat? what is
your favorite candy? i started
it, will i finish it? if so, how will it turn out?will it be good? Can you
supply me with Ten Tips to Terrific Toenails? FartMonkey (I mean
like for cooking, not for making people look at my feet, thats
just nasty) Is it a
bad thing if your own ass starts talking to you? FartMonkey They tell
me lightbulbs run on electricity. Frankly I think it's all lies.
Can you tell me what's really inside light bulbs and what makes
them light up?FartMonkey If you stand
on a roof waving at cars, and a flying squirrel takes flight somewhere
within 200 miles from you in any direction, will the temperature
of the coffee waiting on the stove in the road go up by thirty
degrees, or will Jacob come from the mountain to fetch the sacred
ladder? DC....did
you want me to bring home milk tonight? opps..maybe people werent
suppose to know we were living together? Will I be punished? *prays
for spanking!!*--monkeeskittles Man, this
site is sooo fast! How do you ever do it? (Omuletzu) How come
soap in Europe looks like cheese? McDiablo Last night
in Psych. class, my friends burst out laughing when the instructor
said 'PNS'. I had made the comment earlier that when you add two
vowels in 'PNS', it spells out a word that apparently causes a
portion of the population to giggle. Will they ever look at the
abbreviation for the Peripheral Nervous System the same way again?
McDiablo Is it bad
that I've watched 'Gladiator' three days in a row? Would you like
me to hum the background music for you? McDiablo REmember
to put up the questionaire and what-if's up!!!!!!or you know what
will happen..
I have a
phoebia of over flowing toilet bowls. Has anyone ever heard of
such a thing? And if you have do you know what it might be called
(besides retarded)? Why do little
daisies talk to me when the grey mice come? do you listen
to music while updating these questions? what is playing now? do the grey
mice want to be my friend or do they only want my wool blankets?Should
I just give the mice the wool blankets anyway? They look sort
of cold. you want
playstation 2 with grand theft auto 3? My brother has both...I
will steal them from him if you give me the same thing in return. WHY IS THE
MONKIES EYES DOING THAT?! Please make him stop! It's hurting me
so much! Please. Why? :( have you
ever heard of making acid from oranges and toothpaste I need some
acid bad where are
ya from?? and how old are ya?? LOL! How long
will you still be a demon child? Will you ever grow up? (Omuletzu) If I make
this 3D pic of a huge insane contraption that does nothing, will
you post it on your site? (Omuletzu) My neighbor's
cat keeps spying on me from the dark. What does that mean? Am
I in danger? (Omuletzu) I was browsing
through theinsanedomain and it hit me! Ouch! Question: Did you
have more stuff posted and you took it off? I'm especially interested
in random rantings. (Omuletzu) A few weeks
ago at school we had an insane rampage. We stole 150 metres of
builders taoe, wrapped foetish up in it so you could only see
his head, carried him into the principal's office, put him on
the desk, said "Happy Birthday!" and walked out again.
You like? - Fish my cat has
learnt that it can get me to feed it by headbutting my bedroom
door till it opens, jumping up on my bed and miaowing and clawing
me until I get up. What does this portend, and is it correct that
I am always doing his bidding? - Fish Cruizin
in my grandmas escort, some punk ass eagle talon starts reving
his stupid engine. Then I said, grandma, buckle up. She told me
to smoke em! Then I flipped him the bird. He screamed DSM rules!
Then my grandma screamed talons lick nutz. After we smoked him
by a few car lengths, grandma put on the hazard lights to indicate
the win. I was so happy. I didnt think it was possible to beat
a mighty DSM. Well I did and my grandma took me to dairy queen
for some victory blizzards. Till next time boys and girls. ESCORTS
RULE! The moral of the story is if you see a DSM dont run and
hide, just smoke them and then go for ice cream! did you like
this story? that open
surgery on a dust bag was gross. who has that much hair and kitty
litter in their vaacum? why do you
do when your date pukes on you? For real man..That is so fucking
gross. I want to shove his own puke back down his throat. I mean,
would it possibly be so hard just to turn your head the other
way, or over your lap, when you felt the chunks rising? Instead,
you had to redirect the vomit in my directions as if that was
the only option. Why have
you devoted so much of you time to answering usless question (like
this one) from figments of your imagination. But besides that
I enjoy reading the not so stupoid questions and answers and sometimes
the stupid ones, and wish for you to continue . I fell down
a well and it didn't make the news. What should I do? FartMonkey So is the
world really round?FartMonkey What repels
Sanimal? FartMonkey Where can
i adopt a sock monkey and how much money does it cost? today i
was walking to my friends house and on the corner of his block
(which is very close to his house there was a nearly naked sock
monkey on corner saying to me "wanna have some fun"
what was that sock monkey doing. This is the guywho has asked
you the question about how to adopt sock moneys and why yopu have
devted your life to answering questions from figments of your
imaginations and all of them in the day my friend told me about
this site ( not the friend in this question) i will continueto
ask you question before i ask anyone else. thank you for your
time what is
playing now? oh this
is the same guy about the "corner sock monkey" my name
online name is ShadowClaws this is not a question but i thought
it would be nice not to have to explain who i am every time i
ask a question Do you have
any idea about phoebias, like you are affraid of people, specifically
a mass of people. Its not that I'm insecure, I just don't want
to see people have you
ever been to trinidad? would you like to come? are you interested
in carnival and all that shit? this is
not a question but i would just like to say that i have been advertising
for you in the aol chat rooms i have been trying to convert all
the gay people in them with your sock monkey porn.-ShadowClaws
p.s. if they were stupid enough to be gay in the first place they
dont deserve to be here.
lets grow
5 feet long pubic hair and run arond naked with floral printed
high-heels and suit cases!!! please?
Hey Ill
send you me in a box..with play station 2, but the play station
is in my stomach, so you gotta fuck me first, then ill throw it
up and you can have it and then ill send my self back home, deal?--syko
Morgana Is there
any particular reason that americans insist on spelling the English
language wrong? And others too, for that matter. E.g. "Paedophile"
is most often spelt "pedophile". WRONG. "To"
is NOT the same as "too" or "2" or "two".
Why must people be so stupid? I insist you kill all stupid people
this instant, bitch. - Fido Dido My website
isn't working right and I'm rather sad about it. Where will I
put all my random thoughts now? McDiablo My sister
was invited to a "Christmas Festivity" by the people
who pluck her eyebrows. Do you think she should go? McDiablo Why is it
that everywhere I go, I hear that annoying Celine Dion song ...
and my mom starts to sing along with it? McDiablo What should
I say to people who try to correct my vocabulary? McDiablo my mom has
been printing things off for the last 30mins.. and it just keeps
going.. what's going on? - Miss Roger's Sweater why do i
go to the library so much? - Miss Roger's Sweater do you partake
in 'quiet fascination'? - Miss Roger's Sweater i'm offering
my spleen for sale..for FREE you want it?~SG* am I talking
with a male or female? does any one give **&#@? Where can
I buy a boquet of dead babies?--Syko Morgana Why was
I born without a stomach, left eye, right foot, or vagina?--Syko
Morgana I try so
very hard, to no avail... I fish every hour I'm awake, and yet
I cannot hook Mr. Bluegill. Perhaps I am using the wrong bait? What's the
secret to getting people to participate and fill out the forms
on a website? - Mzebonga Alright,
I've given this some thought. Why can't people tell if they're
dating a transexual? I mean if ur out clubbin and u see a girl
wit tight short shorts, wouldnt the be a large akward lump that
stands out in the middle of her shorts? Why do old
people hate young people so much? I mean all I do is say 'hi'
and they look @ me like I shot thier damn cousin or somethin... If your
fuckin a girl in her ass... wouldnt there be a large stinking
heap of shit on your dick? i work at
a 7-11, answer me this, did you piss in the slurpee machine?-
monkie boy I just watched
'Band of Brothers' with my dad and brother and they liberated
a concentration camp. I'm all sad now ... why did I put myself
through that? McDiablo How come
I am not tired? McDiablo Should I
just carry a heater around all the time so I'm never cold ...
EVER? McDiablo Ok Back
to Its all a Dream and you are figments of my imagination. So
in my dream, you keep asking for stuff. But you never get stuff.
I have the solution. I will dream that tomorrow you will ask me
to dream that people send you stuff. If you ask nicely. It may
happen. How is that (Nameless) If I paid
you 5 bananna's would you do the great Potatoe dance for me?please? Not a Candy
kind of monkey???? What kind of monkey are you? - Mzebonga Do sock
monkeys regularly disappear from washing machines if two or more
are in there at one time? My mom calls
my dad a 'big dummy' in a joke-like manner. Do you think he ever
takes offense? McDiablo If you were
told that in 24 hours you were going to die, what would you do?
Go skydiving? Steal a grape from Safeway? McDiablo I had a
dream that some guy was going to offer my friends and I some chocolate
chip cookies for breakfast. He then noted that they are not a
good thing for one to have for breakfast. Even in my dream I knew
I was going to take the cookies. Should I just ignore the fact
that cookies aren't the best thing in the morning or should I
take the dude in my dream seriously? McDiablo Why are
my questions longer at 9:06am? McDiablo map across
my tundra tunnel and then we'll eat some pie? what do
you do when another sock monkey trys to say he's you because most
of you guys all look alike? what do
you do when you run down to the computer store and your trying
to find a fucking USB or UBS cable cuz the fuckin piece of shit
digital camera didnt come with the proper one and then some chickens
start chasing you calling you the "crab patty bank man"
and then they rip off your pants and let everyone see your wearing
your over-sized walmart panties that had stains on it and then
jesus comes and spanks you and tell you to get your butt to church
and when you dont go it starts raining lizard tounges, like the
long ones that stick out real fast cept these ones dont have mouths
to go in and out of real fast, they are just tounges falling down
to the ground, and then your wind sheild wiper gets tounges all
clogged in it and what is 5+19? I like you
DC. Now what are you going to do about it? if i invited
you to come to my place and smoke a fatty with me would you? hey why
do you canadians say "about" all weird and shit. huh? damnit DC
this has been getting on my nerves lately. why do celebrities
get married?? I mean, do they honestly think they aren't going
to get a divorce in a few months anyway? When ever in the history
of those dumb fuck celebrities have you ever seen a couple stay
together? can i just hurry up and shoot them already?--Syko Morgana Would poop
stay on walls if I stuck it up there? Would cats
stay on walls if I placed them up there without adhesives? cuz
one time i heard them saying they were gonna someday show the
humans that they can stick to the walls so i was just curious.--Syko
Morgana Sticks and
stones can break your bones, but why is the dictionary at the
side of the road missing several words, such as "insulation"
and "mamma?" "I
can be bribed to let you break any of these rules if you give
me any or all of the following: great amounts of money, mr bungle
/ faith no more items, leaf tickets, dvds, playstation 2 with
grand theft auto 3" - Shouldn't it be 4? why is my
car being sucky? and squealing and having to go to the mechanics?
- Miss Roger's Sweater i know it's
not quite winter yet but can i officially declare it appropriate
to wear my 'miss roger's sweater' now? - Miss Roger's Sweater mac and
cheese.. pure brilliance? - Miss Roger's Sweater do you have
a friend named Ming Tran? - Miss Roger's Sweater Would you
rather have 10 children, or have a metal rod permanently planted
up your ass? And with holes purposly cut in your pants for the
rod. either way they would be in a pain the ass...except the children
go away in 18 years..im just trying to get you to say youd have
children. say it. say it.
It seems
like peoples computers only crash when they're having a chat with
me. This is just because they don't want to talk to me, isnt it?
FartMonkey In biology
they're making us calculate genetic ratios and crap. I will never
have to use this stuff as I plan to travel the world living under
highway overpasses eating beans out of a can with other homeless
persons. Should I make an honest effort to infect the teacher
with anthrax? Do you recommend anthrax or rabies? Or should I
just lock her in a small room with britney spears music nonstop?
FartMonkey If i got
alot of toilet paper, and glued it from my arms to my chest forming
large wings. Then jumped off a building, think i could fly? -
vi0 is my mom
on crack? shes buying milk at target, and she doesn't put it away
until 3 in the morning. oh yeah she also wants to see the Jackass
movie, and she also watches south park now, what the hell is wrong
with her? -monkie boy ive been
up for 3 days in a row now, and im not on any drugs, (just alot
of alcohol), i just made a video of me puking my guts out, and
then taking a shot of jack daniels, am i clasified as insane as
you guys now? i think i need to go and smoke my beer and drink
my cigarette now -monkie boy why the
hell does pepsi blue taste like smurf pee?? -monkie boy if i send
you a picture of me burning myself at vans warped tour, to try
to get a t-shirt, do you think i can get something? hey i left
some of my clothes at your place last night.. can you give it
back to me?--Syko Morgana Why do people
say "pair of panties", when they are only referring
to one? I mean, do you know anyone that wears more than one piece
of underwear at the same time(besides me and Wynona Ryder)?therefore
there is no pair. Just one single panty. another
thing about panty...Where can I find a panty with alligators eating
out a sock monkey?--syko Morgana Why don't
they play the song you want to hear on the radio? This has been
happening to my sister lately and she's getting rather annoyed...McDiablo How come
Mickey Mouse's voice is so high-pitched? McDiablo How much
am I going to phuck up my Psychology midterm? McDiablo My website
is working again. Should I do a little jig? McDiablo Is blond
your real haircolor? hey wanna
do some kinky stuff? ---DisAsTeR_cHiLd Am i a psyco?-P_ChiLd What are
the names of Santas reindeer why are
stores already putting out christmas stuff? have they no sense
of time? do
you like christmas? - Miss Roger's Sweater my neighbour
from across the street just got msn.. how come i talk to him more
now than i did before he got msn.. he's only across the street!
- Miss Roger's Sweater why is my
mom watching martha stewart? - Miss Roger's Sweater If you had
to choose only five words that you were able to use for the rest
of your life, what would they be?--Enfante Terrible how much
energy is stored in the sun what is solar energy how do you use
solar energy Who reminds
you more of a tampon, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Jennifer Aniston?
--Enfante Terrible Who reminds
you more of a bedpan, George Clooney or Cher? Why? --Enfante Terrible Why am I
never satisfied with my life? Never happy! (Omuletzu) Any important
things happened since yesterday? (Omuletzu) People suck!
Every day they mind their own business, work, eat, sleep, steal,
cheat, kill, betray, deceive, kiss ass, hide what they think or
feel, THEY NEVER SAY WHAT THEY THINK! (we, that is, cause we all
suck) And they're all the best, always better than you in everything,
they're always right and always find excuses when you prove they
were wrong. They all want more money even if they don't deserve
(the people who build poor quality items and raise the prices
when the holidays come, instead of lowering them). And who do
they think they are, God, when they try to convince you that what
they like is better that what you like. Blue is more beautiful
than green, they say and that chick is ugly! Maybe I like green
and I love that chick, so she's not at all ugly for me! But noooo,
keep fucking my brains that she's ugly! Well, you're stupid! And
I can prove it! I know I suck too, in many ways, but do you think
I could find a way to suck less? I want to change myself.(Omuletzu) http://theinsanedomain.com/Main/AskSanimal/index.htm
- "I'm Better Then You" leads to "SAnimal's "I'm
Better Than All Of You" Section". Then or than? (Omuletzu) so i went
to buy some coffee today and the snobby girl at the counter treated
me like I was a total idiot. She treated me like a fool, because
I asked for her to explain to me what some of the drinks were,
because I didnt know. Like everyone is born knowing what "iced
chai" is? What the hell ever. SHE'S the franchised coffee
vendor, so who the hell does she think she is treating me like
that? Why doesnt she just go shove that hot coffee up her ass
and go get a job where being a total snob is ok?--Syko Morgana How could
i have missed the october 'what ifs'? what the fuck is wrong with
me? - SiNiSTaR tell me
please, is this really happening to me? - SiNiSTaR Okay...
follow this... Cat's always land on their feet... and Toast always
lands butter side up (or so that's the way it's known)... so if
we strapped Toast upside down to the backs of cats and dropped
them wouldn't they spin over and over again causing a hovering
sensation?? And with this hovering technology we could build bridges
and everything... A new wave of science... Why is it
that every time a policeman directs the traffic in an intersection,
everything's stuck? (Omuletzu) Don't you
dare touch my uncles (Mr. Bluegill) you sick homicidal freak!!!!
He never did anything to you, and you want to stick a huge fucking
hook through his head, pull him out of his home and leave him
to choke to death on the bank!!! What kind of fucked up bastard
are you?!?! If you do anything to him, you will find that the
fish gods shall haunt you, and I shall use my magical powers to
hunt you down and show you what it feels like to be jabbed through
the head with a sharp barbed hook, dragged around by that hook
for 10 minutes and finally choked to death. Leave us fish the
fuck alone, or you'll regret it. We control far more than you
think. Sick fucking freak. Shit . . . . *swims off muttering curses
on stupid dipshit murderous rednecks who have nothing better to
do than kill something* - Fish dude i love
you man, you're fucking awesome. okay, now for the question. Would
you put a needle in a gummy bear and give it a little kid?--Pokey Whats the
life exspectancy of a sock monkey?--Pokey Do you believe
in time travel? My question
is, “how do you keep a moron in suspense?” Where did
my parents go? They just sort of left without telling me where
they headed off to. McDiablo We have
civic elections on Saturday. Should I exercise my right and vote?
Wait....I am not registered. Should I register and THEN exercise
my right? McDiablo In celebration
of the release of the newest Harry Potter film, I have contemplated
walking around all day talking in an English accent and pretending
to hex people. Should I go through with my plans? McDiablo How come
Barq's root beer hasn't been on tap at 7 Eleven in so long? McDiablo Why do people
with bad breath always want to tell you secrets? i got that from
the comedian Dane Cook by the way. He is a funny ass mother fucker,
ever heard his shit? Go download some of it, Ill send you money
for real this time..--Syko Morgana if i was
sane would i fuck it up all over again? Why are
"HAM"burgers made of beef? I wish to
beat you with sticks may i please ? If i sent
you money how would i benifit from it ? Is it really worth it
? If it iz then i will send you large amounts of mo nae If you dont
like me how come i sent you my bra ? i can make
you tickets made out of leafs. Can i break the rules yet ? If i go
to a super market at 8 am and the potatoe chips arent soggy will
i be able to save the magical bananas from their plotted demise
? Hey, do
you have a canoe i could barrow please ? Deer Miztr
Dc, Today was a good day to use my new hammer. Not only did I
nail more boards to the window, but a servey man came to my door.
He asked how i felt about trees. He didn't ask very good questions,
so i took him into a room. It was a nice room ! I let him think
of new abd better questions to ask. The hammer helped him think.
He still doesn't know what else to ask me but im out of nails.
Should i try a lighter this time ? SINcerly, 'Nny We all know
Thomas Jefferson for his usefull discoverys and creations, but
none but i know of his saucy journal of sex tips. Would you like
me to send it to you ? One time
i was walking down the street. I bought a tub of sauce. I was
so excited about my sauce that i ran home. On the way there a
stupid nutless shit bag come by and bumps into me and jars my
tun of sauce onto the floor. Then i shot him. THE END. Was this
the right thing to do ?----> Nny' How many
days till' i get my new switch blade ? I ned it Bad! Do you belive
in love at first sight ? If you dont then do you belive that everyonbes
a useless shit bag that was meant to come here,mate,kill,feed
and repeat the process untill our offspring makes another dumbass
shitless fucker of a son to do the same thing ? Whats the
difference between the scum you find in your garbage can after
you left 10 lbs. of moldy limburg cheese inside of and left for
a six month vacation stuffed into a decapetated rat and rolled
into a fried peice of shit and people ?---> Nny' What is
the difference between a ignorant semi-human and a sheep that
follows an ignorant semi-human ? Why are
pillows so fluffy ? Is it because it is full of shit ? --->
Nny' Hello my
my is Mr.Fuck (Mr.Eff for short) ! Would you like me to strangle
anyone today? Or would you like me to carry out your landlords
garbage ? I have semi automatic uhh uhh "Rabbits" For
sale just tell me if you want someone dead err i mean uhh nm tell
me if you want someones head. ---> Mr.Eff Is looking
like a hobbit cool?-toothcake will you
give me some articals about the Pacific Ocean Why do dumbass
Yanks have 'bathrooms' when they usually don't have a bath in
them? And why don't their hamburgers have any ham in them? And
why is American 'football' so-called when it involves mainly the
use of the hands? Dumbasses. BARCLAY Would you
consider secretly wiping a booger on somebody you hate, like an
evil boss, or are you too good for that? --Enfante Terrible? There's a nail
in my wall. I took the picture down. I don't want any pictures
on that wall anymore. But the nail is still there. What to do
with this nail...?FartMonkey Can you
fart on cue? FartMonkey I'm just
wondering if it would be ok for me to send you great amounts of
money, dvds, and playstation 2, possibly with grand theft auto
3? FartMonkey What do
you think of that nun who always wears the shades? FartMonkey There are
some fat kids who come to yell at me every day. They say that
cheese is bad. But I don't think so. I love cheese. Cheese is
my friend. I wanted to go out and mash in their teeth. I decided
to ask your permission first.So is it OK? FartMonkey What if
you could make Britney Spears grow a moustache? FartMonkey for how
many decades can bobby take baths with porcupines and never learn
where they keep the marmelade? -Samuel why cant
the kittens take my sister over the rainbow? have you
ever been beaten with a candle made of opium? how many
times can a small bat steal my overalls? when people
measure their dicks do they do it from the side or the top? cuz
from the top im 6.6in but from the side im 7.3in Who the
hell has time to make grilled cheese anymore ... all those dame
trolls selling it and packing it into loaves ...? Are they
running my phone all the time? .. cause i cought a few people
trying to shut me the fuck down yesterday .. and i just wanted
to know Who controlls
the worlds supply of fresh newts? ... i thought it was me but
then they killed my uncle and stuffed him in my trunk .... who
would do these sort of things? Have there
been enough god damn footprints yet? Who the
fuck says im not the chief here? do they
have zamboni races anywhere? whay am
i at this site? grandma
told me this story....she wasnt as graceful as the deep cavern
suspected....for all alone in the carpet of the sun Alexandra
sold kittens for 50 cents a honk..what does it all mean? Well ...
yesterday i woke up to find that some fucker had eaten the last
of my hats... so now i have to do something about it like shoot
his kids or burn his house to the ground ... any suggestions? Is the county
number 3465 or 3456? or are those people just too damn afraid
to answer any more of my questions about the public safety in
zoos these days? Someone could seriously run off with an ape or
something ... Cound i
find a dollar inside a hobo's hat .. or would i have to kill the
hobo first? i have never
heard of canada and i thought canadians were a myth, thank you
DC you have taught me a new thing i am forever in debt. Oh...uhmmm
my question....do you like that new nirvana song? how do you
feel about Metallica? do you stick
your finger in your ass? why did
i get lied to about god and jesus only to find out its a load
of shit and life sucks!?!? -Samy P Can you
give me two reasons why I shouldn't go break that girls legs? How can
I prevent grass from growing on my elbows when there is only two
bowls of cereal on the table? Commercials
suck, but every once in a while there is a funny one out there.
Do you have a favorite commercial? isnt Teen
Gauge fucking hot?!?! the porn star..hey, are there any porn star
sock monkeys? i bet you're one.. The little
man in my head tells me that there are people spying on my thoughts.
Is he right, and if so, who/where are these people? Or is the
little man [who also happens to like toast - just thought you'd
like to know] lying to me? Oh why does he always lie to me? I
havta go eat some toast now.. - Fido Dido My dorky
literature teacher always sets this timer for EVERYTHING. "Okay,
class, you have ten minutes to do this group work" and then
he sets the timer. Must he do this? Should the students rebel
against him and break it? The only thing that is funny about it
is when it beeps, Miss Roger's Sweater says, "The cake is
done". McDiablo Will my
friend ever complete her ten page essay? McDiablo Do you like
washing the dishes? I find this to be the most disgusting chore
imaginable. McDiablo Once again,
the Barq's root beer shortage strikes again! Last night at 7 Eleven,
there were no bottles of the stuff ... only Barq's Cream Soda.
What's going on here?? McDiablo Are there
a lot of people living three inches below my front yard? casue
if there are im afraid ... what should i do about it? Yeah ... so yesterday
i was takeing out the trash ... and this guy tried to sell me
some empty cans of lead.... so i told him to get his own ....
was this a good response? -B@tch On my way
to Europe last year i tripped and fell all the way down... when
i got up i though of moving to china quickly .. but then came
to my senses..... He told me i had wittnessed the finest of all
goats and to never wash my hair again .. should i obay? -B@tch DO i get
paid for my leeching of jam out of the old folks home? cause if
i do .. then i want it by wednesday or not at all -B@tch WHat would
you do if you checked the mail and you found a postcard with a
cow holding a pitchfork with a spleen on it?On a Sunday((no mail
on sundays))?And its from Outer Space?-Skittles DC...I have
a very serious question....if a turtle doesnt have a shell...is
it nakey or homeless? should I give it clothes or build it a house?
my thongs glow in the dark is that normal?--monkeeskittles Why is AMERICA
online not contained in the U.S. Yea...You
talk about how much "Pissmas" sucks, but I bet when
people give you presents you glady except them, huh? Don't lie.
What kind of scam are you running here, huh? Freak...-Pokey a certain
person who i know who is a total mook is spreading rumours about
me and telling people im a slag when its not really true. im getting
hugely angry and may crack and end up murdering her and getting
in big stinky trouble. what can i do mr wise and all knowing dc Ok. Recently
I read an article that talked about the xbox 2. Short Story -
it's supposed to be for gaming, dvd player, and a TiVo type thing.
My question is, is this just a way to make Bill Gates our new
god? Cause, I don't wanna worship BIll Gates. AnthraXboY i am sick
with a cold right now and the mucus oozing from my nose is very
very yellow. is this normal? i mean it's practically fluorescent...
- SiNiSTaR i have a
zit on my nose and everyone at work now call me Rudolph. Do you
think it is funny, especially since rudolph was an evil sonofabitch?
- SiNiSTaR Don't you
think people who type things like "y00 R s0 kewl" and
"C U L8er" are stupider than a hat full of assholes?
- SiNiSTaR What does
the 'H' stand for in 'Jesus H. Christ'? - SiNiSTaR why is my
brother such a retarded dork? - Miss Roger's Sweater is having
dreams about school a bad thing? - Miss Roger's Sweater when babies
are teething is it normal for them to want to suck on your finger?
- Miss Roger's Sweater am i going
to have to pay way too much money for school this semester? -Miss
Roger's Sweater any ideas
on how to make some quick money to pay for school? - Miss Roger's
Sweater I love you
will you suck my cock now ? Hello folks.
Today i am here to tell you about.... Wait nevermind no i am not
thank you goodbye then, but before i leave Mr.DC what do you have
to say about the world it is today ? Are you
a sick sadistic child moulester ? Just wana get this one down.In
case any of you are wondering 'NNY is short for jhonny,short for
Jhonen, JTHM, short for Johnny The Hommcidal Maniac but just 'NNY
for short.ANy questions ?--->'NNY Today i
put some NYC sewer rats into my blender and stuffed Raggedy Ann
Dolls with it. I then nailed the dolls to my wall and worshiped
them. After an hour or so later the spooky dolls started to talk
to me. They told me to kill my self and join theyre frowny faced
legion of doom but then my rabbit told me not to do it. I then
nailed him to the wall too. Then he told me to give it a noght
to think it over. What should i do ? Should i kill myself? Why
or Why not? Do you think theyd let me be Chief? Hey this
is NNY' I forgot to post my name on my last question so umm.......
The sppoky rat doll one was mine. umm ok. Oh yeah heres my question
umm hey why dont they have condoms that when you cum, it inflates
a cute little animal ? -->NNy' I have a
pic of me and my freind doing stupid shit. Some of it ccame from
jackass but its still cool. Will you pay me if i send it to you
? Will you post it on the website ? Hey Why the hell not make
a section for othjer people doing stupid shit ?--->NNY' The other
day i went to wet jimmys stinky fun meats and they told me to
sit down. I was enraged at this behavior so i burned the place
and saved the sock monkeys from the fire. I later bathed them
i n wads of cash. Their names are john foreman and jacob ferg.
are they related to you ? I have pics of them in sexual poses
do you want them ? If you ubdate
your website today i will send you $10.00. so whadya say ? I am in
desperate need of burning ... CDs that is. When the heck will
I have enough money to buy some blank CDs? McDiablo How bad
is it that I forgot my course registration date and time is next
week? McDiablo Why can't
we bathe ourselves like cats? I bet saliva cleans our skin better
than water ever will. McDiablo What the
truck is 'innervision'? McDiablo Hey where
did the Real Barbie Dolls section go?? That was my favorite part
of this site.--Syko Morgana Why are
they asking how much wood a wood chuck can chuck IF he could chuck
wood, I mean obviously he can chuck wood because he is a wood
chuck, so why are they saying IF I mean you don't say how much
honey can a bee make if a bee could make honey, bees CAN make
honey we all know this. I mean they aren't called honey-makers,
so my point is, why are they calling wood chuckers wood chuckers
if they can't really chuck wood?--Syko Morgana i genuinely
feel very depressed. i have no one to turn to. my parents hate
me and i cant trust my friends. i feel bored lonely confused frustrated
angry and worthless. what can io do to improve the situation how can
i genuinely learn how to not care what other people think If I put
a clock in the mashed potatoes and then I left it there, would
you a) hurry up and take it out b)leave it there for the lemors,
or c) go make a pie out of urine and whip cream? why do they
even sell diet sodas at fast food restaurants? yea like after
you just shove your face full of greasy french fries and hamburgers,
a diet soda is really going to make a difference...--Syko Morgana i was looking
at stuff that comes in the box that you send out, and I noticed
a very ugly t-shirt. will that be in every box? I would really
like a very-ugly shirt. I proabaly wont send my money out unless
I can be guarenteed of a very ugly t-shirt. What do you say? I
am willing to pay extra to get a very ugly t-shirt. Have you worn
the shirt? Does it have your pit stains on it? I will pay more
$$$ for size of pit stain. Okay. THe funny thing is you proablay
think Im joking..Im not. my cat is
begging me for my bagel. He attacked my face and told me if I
didnt give him my blue berry bagel then he'd go and hack into
the insane domain and make bad things happen. Im sad, what will
i do? I cant give him the bagel, because it was given to me by
my great grandma. Whats been
happening lately with you? Sally Allright
dc answer me this would you kill someone if they pissed you off
enough by asking you shitty questions? How come
americans don't know when thanksgiving is? - Miss Roger's Sweater am i the
only person with a window in my shower? - Miss Roger's Sweater why does
it take so long for a candle to burn? - Miss Roger's Sweater do hickys
kill people or is that just a thing to scare a person Have you
ever been in love? Why do comet's
tails face away from the sun? Do sock monkeys' tails face away
from the sun? I am really
pissed off at my friend. Former friend that is. What should I
send him in the mail? FartMonkey Has anybody
ever actually sent you guys money? FartMonkey What happens
if I drink a whole bottle of sunblock lotion? FartMonkey Has a tall
skinny unshaven man been standing outside your door with a gun
demanding celery? If the answer is yes, I would like him returned
ASAP...If a bargain is necessary I am willing to give you a crate
of canned goods featuring ugly people on the labels. FartMonkey How much
you want for this piano? FartMonkey I think
it's dead now. Do you think so? FartMonkey How come
I have to shave EVERY CURSED DAY and it still looks like I haven't?? did you
know that the Ancient Medians had the coolest system for making
a law? They would make the law when sober, and then get pissed
and see if it still sounded good. If it did, they kept it. If
it didn't, they made up a new one while pissed. They came up with
some kooky laws. - Fish Incidentally,
to set the record straight, I was not talking to you, DC, when
I was raving about my dear uncle MR. Bluegill, but the heinous,
atavistic, apocalyptically stupid, ugly and evil shit who said
he was trying to catch him about 6 days ago. I apologise for any
inconvenience. Methinks you will help me claim revenge on this
sick human being? - Fish would you
believe that my retarded brother is actually two years older than
me? - Miss Roger's Sweater for my msn
nickname tomorrow should i use "the one iwth the sweater"?
- Miss Roger's Sweater I have been
ranting a lot lately. Is this healthy or am I annoying people?
McDiablo Why is it
that items for Christmas are starting to be sold in certain stores
in AUGUST of all months? McDiablo would you
do a worksheet on biofeedback, cuz i don't like them - Miss Roger's
Sweater do you know
that your answers to questions make McDiablo and I giggle? - Miss
Roger's Sweater Everyone
keeps telling me that I should watch/rent the move "Billy
Madison". I've only seen half of it. Should I watch the whole
thing to get these people to shut up? McDiablo does the
freaky old lady at 7-eleven have it out for me? she always gives
me dirty looks.. - Miss Roger's Sweater If you stabbed
a smurf with a pitchfork covered in the jaundice virus and he
caught the virus, would he turn green? - Fish Would you
help me spank the legions of sleeping canteloupes that populate
the mediocrity of this forsaken land? If I found you (and the
rest of The InsaneDomain brass) a gig, housed you, fed you vegetarian
food and kept you stoned during your stay, would you consider
making the three or four hour drive to my city to perform some
insanity for us? We really need it. I'm thinking spring or early
summer. I have some decent contacts and I used to perform a lot
but, I've been hiding for a couple of years, occassionally hinting
at return to keep my contacts while scheming about what would
really make it worth getting sucked back into the social obligations
that come with it all. I would love to do a show with you and
Dick Acidsoxx on the bill. Check out dick at acidsoxx.com. They
sent me two of their cds free for my birthday and I know if I
could get them I could get one of the local college stations to
help out because that's where I found dick and I used to be in
a band with with one of the djs. I'm mailing you gifts tomorrow
before noon and I plan on paying extra to make sure you get it
because last time I tried to send you money it came back to me.
I don't use credit cards. You're brilliant and I curse the unspeakable
amount of money I've squandered on mental health care that I should
have sent to you.You deserve to be paid.This is my idea of a "love"
letter in the least romantic sense of the word. This is Pure Science.
No hearts and flowers here. Just baking soda and vinegar. Can
you hear the wheezing crackle of life convulsing into the beast?
So many rotten potatoes, rubberbands and pennies brought to life
in our image... the hideous brainchild feasting at The Mother
Board... Enfante Terrible I can't
understand why someone would always leave his computer showing
the "It is now safe to turn off your computer." thingie
when he goes home from work! Why not turn it all the way off?
(Omuletzu) what would
you do if you saw a pool of blood on the sidewalk why do giraffes
need water What time
is it?--PhYcO cHiLd Theres a
guy named John London who lives in my tree he's going to assinate
Rusty what should I do? why do people
refer to getting beat up as, "getting their ass handed to
them"? noodles!
noodles everywhere. what shall we do with them all? what would
you do for a klondike bar?-syko morgana so i go
against my own will and i watch that pathetic lump of human waste
Oprah and she has on there obese teens, who cry and eat and feel
sorry for them selves. Do you think obeseity is the parents fault(as
one of Oprah's stupid shrinks say) and a result of depression
and not getting enough attention,or do you think that those kids
are just fat lazy ass pigs who like to eat at McDonalds too much?--syko
morgana Answer the
question you've always been waiting to be asked... hope you understand
what I want. (Omuletzu) Mrs. Sun
(name's translated) just came to ask us if anyone of us is messing
with the Oracle server, cause she got an error on the screen...
and... What's up with that? (Omuletzu) I have to
build a computer from scratch and I need and expert's advice.
What to buy and when to buy? You know, to get the most from the
money (don't have too much money). Why won't anyone give me money?
Oh, wait, they are giving me money... Anyway, computer? (Omuletzu) If you are
almighty, as it's written above the pathetic question field, why
do you still want our almighty dollar? (Omuletzu) What does
JCP stand for? (Omuletzu) What is
with mothers and homework?......i havint dona a stich of homework
and i failed the 2 most subjects that i studied for and the res
are a's and b's Did the
FAQ know that if you spell it like this : FA-Q, it says Fuck You?
-Asterz Will there
be enough seats so I can get the classes I want? McDiablo Do you object
to my tie-belt? Who the hell invented manties? McDiablo there is
a lil' voice who lives in my head, and he keeps using all my kleenex,and
i keep telling him to replace them but he refuses and he has a
bad mother fucking mouth whhhhhhatttttttsssssss uppppppppp with
that? I pled
temporary insanity in court once but the oddest thing happened
they didnt believe the temerary part Why??--kleenex girl Why do you
love me? why do you love Rusty? Why do you love Sean? What
is Rusty wearing? Why cant Sean win at pinball? What does
cheesecake sound like? kleenex girl By the
time i get to how long, how long has it been? Kleenex girl What does
Letterman taste like? I know Conan tastes rreaaaaaaaalllllllll
good. why does Lenno has a big chin? Why do PpL
have to go to the batroom? I met a
duck in a bowling alley once he has really big feet and he just
started talking to me and he tought me all these new things I
could do and then one day I got into trouble with the law and
the duck ended up being the warden cool eh? Last night
I heard a little bit of crying and whimpering coming from the
corner of my living room. It was coming from inside the wall.
I busted the wall open, and I found a little nest of new born
baby sock monkies. I dont know what to feed them, but I stroke
their little tails a lot and they seem to enjoy that. But what
I want to know if you can help me with is how will I take care
of them? Or should I Just hand them over to you wait never mind
you might pawn off the poor little things for money on Ebay...Sick
ass..But really, what do I feed them?-Syko Morgana I started
naming the baby sock monkies. I named one of them DC, in honor
of you. Do you have any other suggestions? My stupid friend says
I should name one AC, for Angel child. God, haha. Isnt that just
plain stupid? Should I shoot her now or just wait? -Syko Morgana what is
a ceramic biscut?-syko morgana what if
i eat the cake and then go to sleep? is it ok
to count canoes on the ceiling while at a punk show? - Miss Roger's
Sweater what should
i write about for my long poem for creative writing? - Miss Roger's
Sweater Why must
I cramp so?~SG* Do you prefer
tangerines or oranges? FartMonkey Do you really
speak French in Canada? Is there any Canada-France rivalry? FartMonkey god damnit
this page is starting to suck everything is really old now and
im sorry dc but if you dont do something it fast, i might have
to injure you badly. how would you like that? Are you
out of dino heads or are you just being stingy? - SiNiSTaR what does
anal sex feel like? - SiNiSTaR My friend
told me that lepers don't have to buy bags of chips cause they
can eat the flakes that fall off their skin, do you think that's
funny, gross or just plain mean? - SiNiSTaR Can i get
a double tall, decaf, low-fat vanilla latte? - SiNiSTaR would you
rather be dirt poor but happy as a clam or filthy rich and as
miserable as miserable can be? - SINiSTaR Come to
think of it, if you're really poor you're DIRT poor, and if you're
really rich you're FILTHY rich. So what are you if you're sorta
like in between? - SiNiSTaR Why do people
think breakfast is the most important meal of the day? I don't
like half of the stuff one serves at breakfast. McDiablo I just found
out how to take a picture of my desktop....how come I feel more
dorkier with this added knowledge? McDiablo When will
the ringing in my ear go away? McDiablo What do
you think of that guy that only sweats in the one armpit? how would
you feel about having a trading money system where rabbit fetus's
are the currency? god i hate
fucking pregnant chicks who waddle around with their nasty tummys
all blown up and round ithink they should be shot for reproducing
and thinking that their offspring is worthy of anything i really
honestly would like to rip the fetus's out of their stomachs and
make them eat it. am i sick or is this normal? Alexander
the Great named all of the cities he founded "Alexandria"...
couldn't he think of anything else? dc what
if, what if there is no tomorrow what will you do with today?
and what i should do? do i need
a slurpee for me to be able to write my poem for class? - Miss
Roger's Sweater why does
my lung hurt? - Miss Roger's Sweater did you
know it's possible for a baby to sneeze when he has a soother
in his mouth? - Miss Roger's Sweater I ate a
doughnut today, but my nose was so stuffed up that I could hardly
taste it. How sad is that?? McDiablo Should I
start doing my homework? McDiablo I start
working as the good 'ol stocking kid at Purdy's Chocolates in
a few weeks. Would you like me to introduce you to all the boxes?
McDiablo would you
laugh too if someone held a toy bunny up to you and flicked it's
ear saying "doot"? -Miss Roger's Sweater Why does
the one person I do not like in this world keep phoning me? McDiablo who would
you bring if you were stuck on an uninhabited island with no fresh
water barley any food and nothing to start a fire with to signal
the search being flown by drunken blind people? the doctor, the
carpenter, or the super model I have finally
finished my homework. Do you think this will teach me never to
procrastinate again ... or to, uh, not procrastinate this WEEK?
McDiablo My parents
told me to lay off Slurpees for the rest of the week. What do
you think of this? McDiablo Don't you
think 'emo' is a funny word? McDiablo Should I
put on my sweater and cry? Wait, I am wearing a sweater....should
I just cry then?? McDiablo *bows to
DC* *petting tail* Do you believe in the little people? I do!
But what EXACTLY are they? ~*~Rach, The Crazy Lil' Pyro is there
any reasons why I should listen to what you say? I think
Science SUCKS. Don't you?--Syko morgana do you have
a favorite "munchie" food? why is my
goddamn moronic boss trying to play matchmaker with every bozo
who wants to fuck me up the ass? I already have a goddamn boyfriend!!!
- SiNiSTaR my hair's
looking really damn great for the past couple of weeks, i eally
got my money's worth.... my question is how can i maintain it
and make sure it looks this damn great ALL the time? I live in
fear of this great hair spell ending... - SiNiSTaR will you
spank me and pour flour on me? will you
eat bagels with me on a fine winters day while wearing totally
nothing and having a covnersation about celerey? did you
know celerey has absoultley no nutritional value? I love celerey.
Will you make a section dedicated to celerey like you did with
the pickles? Will my
voice get back to normal soon so I don't scare the insurance people
who phone me with its gross nasally-ness? McDiablo Did I do
something bad at a young age to be cursed with freezing cold hands
and feet? McDiablo Hi DC. Another
question on my stray sock monkies I have taken in. How do I bathe
them? Do I just throw them in the wash with the rest of my clothes
or will that kill them?and do i feed them potatoe chips or tortilla
chips?--syko morgana If you could
have ANYTHING for a hand,what would it be?-Skittles Indeed I
threatened to catch Mr. Bluegill, and indeed I've CAUGHT HIM!
My job is complete. My question to you, DC, is - bake or fry? Is it ok
for guys to wear ties? Do you like
system of a down ? On a fortune
cookie it said that my lucky number was 666. Is there a problem
with that ? Hey you
know that blink 182 song cocksucker motherfuck ? They took George
Collins words in that. He was listing all the words you can't
say on family t.v. . So that song is Bull shit and not cool. Wouldnt
you agree ? I satpeled
douche bags to a stop sign. Is there a problem with that ? the
cops said there was.--> NNY' Freaks Flock
Together ... is this an accurate statement? McDiablo Does bad
grammar bother you? McDiablo Where did
that lad go? I
said 'lad' ... dang, I'm getting older and older sounding everyday.
What's up with that? McDiablo Isn't Norway
a strange shape? If you were to take norway, stand it up vertically
on its Southernmost point and let it fall in a southernly direction,
where would its northernmost point land? Why don't
you give out good question awards anymore ?---> NNY' if i paid
an extra 40 bucks for the insane snail mail would you send me
a picture of what you REALLY look like? Do green
roosters only grow when they are sent to live in the garbage cans
with the one guy from sesame street who lives in the garbage can?
cuz i dont think thats very fair. How many
notes will we take tonight in Psychology? Will my fingers be achin'
like they were last week? McDiablo I have to
start work on Monday ... at a chocolate store. I take the boxes
of chocolates and put them on the shelves to look pretty. I did
the same job at this store during Valentine's and Easter. Have
the boxes missed me? McDiablo How does
one get rid of that lovely greasy egg and sausage smell? McDiablo What is
up with my sleeping habits? I mean, I woke up at 7:47 today (and
thought, 'Hehee, that's a plane'), then went back to sleep. I
woke up again and it FELT like I'd been asleep for hours...but
it was only 2 hours later. Is my clock playing tricks on me? McDiablo |
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me
and my gf are togeather for 6 mos today that is wonderful tont
you just love being togeather with the one you love?