Do
you like cheese and if so what is your favorite cheese? - Natasha
(The girl who loves you!) Does Lizzie
love Steph?If yes, why? Is my mate
Rebecca insane or is it just me?Or am I insane? - Kirsti I wanna
be 'Little Miss Popular'.How do I go aobut it? Did I have
a good night on Saturday and do you still love me? it ate
my damn fucking questions again. i sent several, none of which
are there. may i have a green head to make up for it, please,
O mighty DC, second only to the Cats? - Fido Dido Is Mountain
Dew really made from mountain dew? Vista Can you
keep a secret? Vista You know
what they say about sock monkeys with big tails....don't you?
McDiablo Should
I do ab crunches like Britney Spears? McDiablo Please,
DC, I, and the rest of the world, must know....what is 1 + 1??
McDiablo #1--IF
DOGS HAD WINGS WOULD THEY FLY? #2--IF SO WOULD THEY SHIT ON EVERYONE
THAT EVER HAD TREATED THEM SHITTY?========== SINCERELY, THE BIG
BLUBBER WALLET #1--WHEN
YOU GET OLD DOES YOUR PENIS STRECH TOWARD THE GROUND DUE TO GRAVITY?
#2--IF SO HOW MUCH? SINCERELY, THE BIG BLUBBER WALLET #1-- ONE
MORE QUESTION. IF I DIE AND A HOOKER SUCKS MY BALLS WOULD IT MAKE
A SOUND IF NO ONE WAS AROUND? What the
fuck did you want to go camping for? Was it to get away from your
folks so you can smoke grass in peace? Isn't it bad for a Sock
Monkey to get wet? With all that water you'd absorb I can imagine
that your weight multiplies about three times. So, why go camping?
Why not go to the bahamas on the cat's expense account? - Mzebonga w00t! last
fucking day of fucking skool today! ooooooh pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
can we burn skool down? we dont need no education. teacher - leave
those kids alone. yeah, you tell 'em, Syd - Fido Dido i wrote
a cool guitar line and then realized it was from a Simon and Garfunkle
song.. what am i going to do with myself? -Guitarded Is 19 old?
- Miss Roger's Sweater Is it ok
if i get a big big slurpee on thursday cuz it's my birthday? -
Slur-peed Kid I think
my monkey is off it's rocker, it's been in the liquor cabinet
again.. what should i do? - Miss Roger's Sweater Do you
have a capo? - Guitarded What is
more gay for a guy... dance or gymnastics? - Duch Is someone
doing voodoo on me? - Duch Have you
ever had a dream that you didnt like?-Berpee Will i
go to the concert?!-Berpee why do
people think they're greater than newbies simply because they
were 'there first' and their questions were 'more original'? don't
they sound like a bunch of old farts? - SiNiSTaR the funky munky
sunky lunky.... oh by the
way.... do you know dear abby? - SiNiSTaR ever tried
a 'Sperm Facial'? what is that, anyway. - sInIstAr/SiNiSTaR
hey! you
are not working on your site at all, you were all away in ottawa
camping! why did you lie? why? why? *cries uncontrollably* hint
- needs a lollipop to shut up. - SiNiSTaR Do you
know where my green comb is? I seem to have misplaced it. Vista Sheesh!
I keep misplacing things...where are my pants? Vista Do you
like my little cup? Brodie Is my boyfriend
EVER gonna call me?And if he is WHEN?! - Kirsti Do you
have a "software sucks" section on this page? No? Why
not? Would be nice... with coloured pictures and... so coooool! why all
the femalejokes are with blondes? Why is
Buffy so "in" with the vampires? why is
my question "pathetic" for you no matter what? I have
a beautifoul girlfriend,,,Then why do I want to be with every
other girl I see,no matter how ugly,but not with my girlfriend? Are you
really insane, or you're faking? And if you're faking, then your
site is a fraud! My life
sucks! Can you help? don't answer "No"! You know, there
are a lot of really crazy ppl out there with knives, guns, axes...
you might run into one of them one day and then I won't be there
to save you if you say "No" now!!! MONKIES
ARE SEXY. REALLY SEXY I WISH I HAD A MONKEY CUZ THEIR SEXY ESPECIALY
DC It's a
long way to fall...isn't it?-Berpee Are u a
man, women or sock monkey? After coming
home from work among the humans, I think I would have been in
tears instead of all grateful and amused to have found this site
after typing "people suck" into the search engine. At
the moment you, you insane sock monkey, are the biggest genius
that I have encountered in a long time. So, here's my dillemma;
my best friend, who is not stupid or trashy or anything, and who
has always expressed hilarious contempt for children, is now pregnant.
I feel compelled to be all supportive about it but, my real opinion
is that it's just the next horrifying step in her unconscious
compulsion to please her "normal" ass-brain parents
who never understood her and would be much better people if they
just got a divorce and admitted that they are both gay. (The first
horror was that she got married to a very sweet idiot that needs
to admit that he is totally as gay as a pink leather thong...with
sequins.) With complete trust in your professional, medical opinion,
is she going insane or am I just STAYING insane? Why do
burgers with legs fly??? im supposed
to be in school right now...hehehehhahhahghahhhahehahhjfhah....ooooo..do
you think i should go?..its 10:00 right now... Shapeing
his buttock silky smooth was one of his _______.you fill in the
blank! your always forcing us to think..now its are turn should
i get my tounge pierced?some people say i should just nail my
tounge to a pole..it would be easier...what should i do?-kkkkkkkeeeeeeelllllllllyyyyyyyffffbbbbbbbb I Have
an Awsome nickname I Have An Awsome NicKNaMe!!!DO YOU?..nooooo..HANHSHSFGGAFGHA!...i
have an awsome cool nikaname..a nikaname..NIck NAMe...awsomey.. i spam
myself everday...do you think thats wrong-missing school almighty
DC... answer this for me... ANSWER!!!do you buy market brand name
clothing? your head
is really big....is it really that big?or ya just sock stuffing? your ears
are gay..get new ears..please?-NOW! do you
wear lipstick cus its amazing how red your lips are..if so, what
shade? i condem
you to death...january,21,2031..watch out!-lovetotouch set up
some games dc...plz..maybe you could make a game about who can
rub dc's tail the hardest?..not bad idea..get to it-NOW! i think
ill go to school....but i Dont know!HELP!-kkkkkkeeeellllllyyyfffbbbb i lick
silky butts,i live in a plastic box, muffy is my cat, i am really
fat, i always wear blue and dont know if i should go to school..who
am i? what does
DC stand for..i know! dike caller..right?u call dikes..right?i
knew it your a sex operator....tsk tsk-NOW! am i boring
you?-fag im sorry
for sending all the whaT?were?WHO?WHA?WERE..?wha...?WHAT?..what?..sorry...got
ya pissed off didnt i?hehehe.... why does
life after death seem more interesting Who's hoarding
all the good weed? How much
urine will I need to baste the beheaded and gutted carcass of
Bill Gates? Why did you pee
on my pants? Vista Would you
try the slurpee flavour, Frog Water? Or do you think there are,
er, un named ingredients in that stuff? Vista Do you
want a stalker? Vista When plotting
world domination, couldn't you just use one of those dry-erase
marker boards until you get it right or, is it really necessary
to meticulously encode your blueprints in sock monkey dung all
over the stalls of public restrooms? why exactly
did the chicken cross the road? we've been over this before, but
new evidence suggests that there is an important factor we have
overlooked. this is the influence of gravity on jupiter. you may
ask what has this got to do with poultry crossing transportation
routes, and to be frank, jim, or even mandy, i'm not quite sure.
if we inverse the rabbit, is it possible to derive chickens from
soup? this is all getting a bit too much. - Fido Dido Is it everyone's
job to just piss me off? Man, you people must be working overtime.
- Fido Dido should
i kill myself? or just wait for it to happen to me? - Fido Dido Do you
usually skip the "no question" questions ppl "ask"?? Technical
stuff! Why is it that when the extended Euclidean algorithm returns
a negative private key for the RSA encryption, the decryption
goes all wrong (could say "insane")??? (Omuletzu) There was
another non question that I "asked", but I didn't get
an answer (maybe I dreamed, or the darn thing ate it, or you skipped
it...) It goes kind of like this: "This is not a question,
so it means I deserve the Monkey Butt Award for Stupidity in the
Line of Asking Questions... Please give me the damn prize!"
(Omuletzu) What is
my chance of winning the lottery? Do you
accept insane stuff from your fans (stuff to put on this site)?
(Omuletzu) DC, you're
my role model! I want to be like you! What must I do??? (Note:
I don't have money to send you.) (Omuletzu) Will you
be mad if I ask too many stupd questions? Oh, wait! I can't ask
smart questions! Sorry! Will you be mad if I ask too many pathetic
questions? (Omuletzu) do you
spell check all your answers?-HoloNg Do you
like any questions or do you just give awards to yourself you
concieded ass? do you
eat dwarfs? If I can't
find a real question to ask you, it means that I don't have any
problems, or I'm just a boring loser? (Omuletzu) did you
ever have a girlfriend?-bastard i made
this my personal message board..im sorry, will you forgive me? must this
place be black and red...do you know devil?if so, whats he like?does
he like me?how does he feel bout god? im growing
taller ever year and i feel good bout that!do you? those chick
from that website were losers...do you think so to? are you
a genie?..could you predict my future?-BasTArd My last
pathetic inquiry for tonight, I think (I don't really think).
Why does the Good Question Award look like a green monster? (If
it's not a monster, what is it?) (Omuletzu) why does
my boyfriend get to sleep early when I visit him? why is
osama still alive? why do
girls"think" different?:) why death
row inmates get to choose their execution? Why do
clowns follow me around throwing moldy cheese? Why does
the monkey head in the logo's closer eye spin faster than the
more distant one? Also, am I truly insane because I have been
watching an electronic monkey head and taking notes concerning
its behavior? If all
animals have separate heavens, such as frogs and flies, won't
the frogs have nothing to eat and die and the flies will multiply
forever and ever until there is no more room left and they all
suffocate? Why has
it always been taught that Europe is a separate continent from
Asia, whereas if you look on a globe, it will be plain to any
uneducated fool that they are obviously connected? This leads
to another question, namely, are teachers really aliens who cannot
see, but sense things with a sensitive radar system, similar to
the way bats operate? Why have
no questions been awarded the Stinky Monkey Butt Answer Award
yet? Or is my computer just really slow again, in which case I
apologize for being stupid? Is Britney
Spears directly descended from a primitive species of watermelon? Does light
really travel faster than sound, or is it just because your eyes
are up front and your ears are further back? are you
a porno star?...cus i swear i saw u in monster balls...-BAsTaRd you know
what you should do dc..set a date when you will update..then we
wont have to come here all the time complaining for you to update!just
tell us when to come..like every monday and wednesday..or tuesday,
friday and sunday...whatever you want!please do that, its a good
idea... here to help, BaStARd What the
names of the sockmonkeys in that new pic? Do you
know any humans? you should
set up a page for stinky monkey butt questions...cus i personally
think they are the best..please?how bout it? everone
hates me and thinks i speak to low and im increadable wierd...what
should i do? Why is
my sister's room so messy? McDiablo if i was
a butterfly i thank you lord for giving me wings, if i was a worm
i thank you lord that i could squrm..but i just thank u god for
making me ME!!...isnt that a beautiful brain-washing song? I was hearing
two different recordings play at the same time on the phone and
I heard what both of them said. What the heck is up with that?
McDiablo Why are
indie record store clerks so rude? Don't they realize that they
are just big geeks like the rest of us who are at least basically
enlightended enough to shop there and make it possible for them
to not be wearing blue smocks that say "Wal-Mart" on
them? should
i go to this party tonight and fuck alot of chicks and smoke some
weed or stay home and beat off??? what shoul i do?? WiCkEd where did
we come from how the hell did we end up on this earth what made
us AND WHO MADE IT ! this is pissing me off. tell me u know who
made us. PLEZZZZZZZS or i shall have to smoke some weed and burn
this memory out of my brain. WicKeD What kind
of music you like? (Omuletzu) where can
i buy pants like anastacia wears Since you
answered yes to this question: "Do you accept insane stuff
from your fans (stuff to put on this site)?", I'll send you
a link to an insane pic. You don't have to answer this (or curse
me). Just write down the link of that pic (if you like it) and
put it on your site, credit to Omuletzu. (The link is: http://omuletzu.topcities.com/2D/drawing.jpg
) are you
all monkes How much
do you think when you answer these questions? McDiablo What is
it that makes McDonald's ketchup taste so darn good? McDiablo I always
ask three questions in a row tops. Should I break out of this
routine and ask four in a row...or maybe three and a half...?
McDiablo Do sock
monkeys get camel toe? I was on
audiogalaxy and I came across an interesting song by a girl named
"Khia" the song is called "My Neck My Back"
and it was the "explicit" version of the recording.
In the song she demands "My neck, my back... lick my pussy
and my crack." Is she a god damned ghetto hoochie?... why
the fuck would you want to lick a crack? and would sock monkeys
be willing to "lick the crack"? When I
finally snap and strangle the next humorless "hippyuppie"
that I have to explain a really simple joke to, can I hide out
in your sock rawer from the heat? why cant
i find the questions im looking for....they were on page 22 but
now i cant find em where
have all the questions gone????????? there were ones about midgets
and santa on page 23-adam the great
have you
ever read any chuck palahniuk? its good shit. he wrote fight club. how many
times can a guy orgasm? Could you
have sex with someone if they were wearing a wal*mart uniform? Why would
anyone go to a party called "Toxic Party?" (Omuletzu) Where is
the "insane products" list? (Omuletzu) it has
to be done and it has to be done now. Tell me how to do it? should
i take to the sky? should i cry or should i die? -watermelon- Do you
have a kleenex? - Miss Roger's Sweater i only
had 2 slurpees this week, is that bad? -Slur-peed Kid what am
i going to do with my guitar? it's been being bad! - Guitarded is this
funny? it's from a b-day card from my mom.. "Happy Birthday
to a daughter who's loved for her kindeess, beauty and intelligence...
oh and weirdness -- dont forget the weirdnes." - Miss Roger's
Sweater at what
age will i start to feel old? - Miss Roger's Sweater Do you
love my fish?/ his name is walace he is quite cute. although he
lies upside down all day. damnit do you? What, in
your opinion of course, is by far the worst verbal insult? Are you
able to whistle with that mouth of yours?-Berpee Orange
juice, or apple juice? Or maybe....neither?-Berpee Should
we restuff our overmasturbating sock monkies with cotton stuffing
or bananas? I tried both, but he just got kinda smelly... LastInSite How long
must one punch a guy in the dick until he finally passes out? If one
month is black history month, are the other 11 white history months?
I know
that dog years are different from human years. Do sock monkey
years differ also? -FrogBladder DC- I recently
became drunk and roamed into a valley ruled by giant sock monkeys.
A- do you know of them and B- should I confront them or are they
hostile? I am hiding in a cave near their village. Please reply
before I run short of food. You have
warned that cats will soon take over. 1-Is escape possible? 2-Can
you supply me with a specific date? 3-Would it be possible to
form an alliance? Do you
know of an idiotproof remedy for a nasty vampire bite? I am losing
blood fast and you were the first one to come to my mind FROgbLadderr
vb m nm I find
that I am developing deep feelings for you, but I am reluctant
to tell you for fear you will reject me. -MPHG What is
a dildo Do you,
or for that matter any sock monkey, need to eat? You are filled
with cotton stuffing, correct? If you have no organs, how can
you shit into peoples pockets? Tell us,
what is your birthday, favorite movie, color, and cheese preference? I have
recently purchased a moose. The best suggestion for a name I have
gotten so far is Iggy. Have you got any ideas? It would honor
me if I could name it after you. Do you
wear a diaper? When is
your birthday Are you
less likely to answer a question containing numerous misspellings
and no question mark at the end? Or are you equal to all? Just
curious. What are
your summarized feelings towards the following: Britney Spears,
Richard Simmons, Harry Potter (in general), SAnimal, Teletubbies,
Star Wars, The Simpsons? Thanks! FrogBladder Your hand
in marriage would make my life complete. Will you marry me? Do you
mind if I stalk you? - Natasha (The girl who loves you!) Why do
men dye their hair?Are they gay?(I think they are)Are you gay?Oh
and do you stil luv me?SAY YES! - Kirsti ( the girl who loves
you more than anyone else!) My baby
all gone! You make it all gone! CHERRIES IN A JAR!!! MMM MMM!!
why don't I have a baby all gone doll? I want one.... :**( - Rebecca Why do
guys watch football?All there is are men running about in shorts
and chase a ball. - Kirsti ( the girl who loves you loads!) Why do
things that are ''free'' in shops have a barrcode on them? Why is
the world spinning? why aren't I? this is the worst trip I ever
had! What is this I am lying on? Adam I love
you, DC!!! Will you marry me?? I'll kill Natasha if you will......Adam I think
I am living in the land of the fairies.How can I find out if this
is true - Rebecca (the idiot) DC...I'm
right behind you...I can see you....I'm watching you...mwha ha
ha ha!!! Oh sorry, that's my dad, Where?? I CAN'T SEE YOU!!! -
Kirsti I'm depressed.
Any good cures? Can I rub your tail? - Adam Do you
take it up your ass? - Cooper I'm a sad
and lonely earthworm....so sad and lonely and blue.....what comes
next????? Hi it's
me , just dropped in to say hi. My visits are getting less and
less, sorry about that. Hows JCP going ,well I hope.The cats are
doing well. I'm okay.The site looks great. What can I do to stop
my siamese boy cat Jengo from marking his territory inside? Well
catch you in another time. Sally Will you
help me kill Celine Dion? I get the neck, you figure out what
to do with the rest of it, okay? Do you
know who controls the empire of pop-up ads? I suspect either the
government or clowns. Do you
consider yourself superior to SAnimal? Who do
you blame for the fact that nothing at all rhymes with the words
'purple' and 'month'? Do tell,
how old are you? If I am
having internet sex and I get cum all over the keyboard, will
I get electrocuted? Will I
ever get a job or will I be a bum for the rest of my life? McDiablo I got a
cheque from the local college...what the heck is that all about?
It's only 20 dollars...McDiablo why dont
you give out good question awards anymore? could you have another
award "the best question asked today"? just wondering,
i know youre very busy, updating the site an' all. and let me
tell you, i cannae wait! will there be beer? - Fido Dido why do
MOST of the people make the wrong decision when they have only
2 choices...MAJORITY of bad one..almost none of the corect one?
cucurigoo Where the
fuck are ya? almighty
DC... answer this for me... do sock monkeys have sex with barney?
cause he says so to me every night because (except for friday
and saturday because he is jewish) and if so, why Don't you post
pics of him with sock monkeys?!?!?! and plz stop those midgets
out of my window for me plz, every night they enter and sweep
my floor with that funny liquid Are you
afraid of clowns? FrogBladder I feel
that the next day should start at 1:00 AM, not 12:00. It does
not make sense to me. Are you with me at all or am I just crazy?
FrogBladder Can you
help me lose 26 pounds and quit smoking before sundown? If one
asks, oh, 7,000 questions, and they are all gems but you are getting
sick of answering to this person, will you not post most of them? I am currently
aware that you are a sock monkey and therefore are not one gender
or the other. If you could choose to be one which would you be? If you
just now woke up and realized you did not really make this site,
but it was only a dream, would you try to make it as it was in
the dream? You walk
by a bookshelf. The light from the window is illuminating the
spine of a single book. Do you go over and open this book even
if you have important things to do? Ohhhh dc
you are so SEXXYY please can I rub your tail and suck it and getit
soaked and slide it into my red hot vagina, pulling itin and out
and in and out in front of everyone, until my vagina begins to
foam and I am about to pass out and I orgasm and ooOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhplease?I
am rubbing my sore red crotch all over the screen hoping to arouse
you and I am getting it all sticky ohhhhhhh please please DC DC- I have
just finished building a subspaceship/timemachine. Will you take
a trip with me? Please
consider this= I am in the process of packaging all my possesions
of value and money, about to ship it off to you, and I recieve
word that you have died. What should I do then? Killing myself
would not work because I could not bring along my money. I want
to be prepared. Also how many stamps do I need to put on? One
package contains my moose. FrogBladder DC, FrogBladder
here, I thought I should send you a bulletin. I was cornered by
a group of werewolves the other night, and they let me decide
between letting them bite me or send you to them for reasons described
as 'the monkey knows why.' I let them bite me of course, I just
thoght I should tell you in case you run into any trouble concerning
them. Will I be rewarded? Bah, I need no reward...protecting you
is my best reward...damn werewolves... If you
were trapped in a dark alley by a gang, and you could either pick
up the lump of moldy cheese lying on the ground, the 3legged toad,
or the clump of greasy hair to use as a weapon, which would you
use? FrogBladder gonads
and strife, gonads and strife... what's that shite supposed to
mean?? - SiNiSTaR i am a
trend whore, is that a bad thing? - SiNiSTaR (stauf's
coming back to haunt you, DC. you can't escape)feeling......looooonelyyyyy...?-
SiNiSTaR why wont
grampa just die?? - SiNiSTaR the sinister do you
have any pictures of food I'm a teenager.
Do you hate me? Why do
you build me up? Buttercup baby just to knock me down, you messed
me around. And worst of all you never call baby when you say you
will, but I love you still!! I need you, I need you, more than
anyone darling, you something something else!! Whyyyy? - some
dude who wrote that song, there I told you that I quoted. If my cousin
is my mother's monkey and my monkey is my uncle's mother did my
cousin come from my mother's monkey after all? I always suspected
something primal between them. Have you
heard of The Digerati, Third Culture and Reality Club? If so,
do you have a Doomsday scenario, that you might propose for our
entertainment, in which you incorporate these character's and
their agenda? What was
the best psychadelic experience that you've ever had? Would you
give us a Doomsday scenario, involving at least seven of the ten
following variables; stationwagon, volcano, Dick Cheney, tin foil,
leather, potatoes, talcum powder, cats, Kenny Rogers or melon
baller? Aside from
the ceremonious eating of your enemies and general Icons of Evil
such as Celine Dion and Bill Gates, are you otherwise a vegetarian?
Have you
ever tripped on morning glory seeds? Do you
have a good, herbal recipe for clone repellent? I want to be sure
to be environmentally friendly in my struggle against the onslaught
of the summer plagues from the laboratories. did you
check out the website i sended you? umm...i
noticed sanimal seems to hate you and you guys know each other
in real life and you guys are to old to be i school.how do you
see each other in real life?..hmm...is this all a hoax to make
us send you questions and entartain us? what up with this dc?whats
goin on?-kkkeelllyyy Should
i eat the ice cream plain, with raspberries, or just forget about
the whole damn thing? Help me! -Berpee Why is
"Monkey" spelled with an "ey" instead of an
"ee"? What does
it mean when when a person dreams about sock monkeys? Have you
or your insanedomain cohorts published anything outside of cyberspace?
I would gladly throw away copious amounts of money, (like twenty-five
bucks or something) to have an over-sized, paperback collection
of this nonsense, complete with the sock-monkey porno and other
artwork, in my library. You should be hoin' your sweet fuzzy ass
down at Barnes & Noble, right next to Church of The Subgenius
and Betty Bowers' new handbook. Under infrared
light, monkey feces was found to be smeared all over the apartment.
Clearly foul play was involved. What can you tell us, DC, to help
our investigation? And remember, help us out on this one, and
maybe I won't tell your parole officer that I saw you hanging
out with P.Diddy. Are you
a big slut, or is that just ordinary, "sock-monkey"
behavior? Am I only
known for asking questions? I've never been so insulted! :P McDiablo Why did
she leave the egg in the bowl? McDiablo Do you
think almond extract smell good, or is it only my sister who thinks
that? McDiablo I'm getting
a blue acoustic guitar, that's not as rad as green but still rad,
right? - Guitarded I found
a website that said that my white glasses without lenses were
actually popular back in 1965.. they're called Glassless Glasses..
does this make me retro? - Miss Roger's Sweater i had a
slurpee today to boost my slurpee-ness.. good stuff, eh? -Slur-peed
Kid Do you
think Tony Hawk is cool? - Miss Roger's Sweater Why do
dogs sniff each other's arse?-lickme So there
i was, driving down the road with Jose in one hand and VeRa in
the other when all of a sudden...my friends in the back seat having
sex start screaming oh baby oh baby oh! DC, sAnimal! Cum on baby!
I was all like what the fuck are you guys doing and right then
a deer jumps out in front of my car and says STOP!!! So i do!
And when i do it comes over and asks for a ride i say were are
you headed it says BoBtoWn I was like ok hop in. I turned on the
radio and drove and heard there were killer deer on the road i
was driving on because it was mating season! A man and his son
were found under a tree with antlers stuck in there asses! I tried
to play it cool! But all of a sudden.... What Happened ???? Where
am i???? HELP ME! what does
gwar dress like off stage? -seth Do you
like Unsane? Is it okay
that I have taken a liking to rap music? Vista Why is
the Mickey Mouse pen out of ink? Should I go back to Disneyland
and buy another one? Vista I miss
your purple hair...do you? Vista Do you
think my friend is buying a guitar solely based on looks? Vista Hello.....Did
people ever call u a feak, and if so what did u say back to them??? What's
the score? Do you
have special powers? So, who's
your new "friend"? (And don't lie, we can tell...) When using
Celine Dion as an pesticide, how long should I wait before my
pets and I re-enter the home after her music has been turned off?
What are some of the common side-effects to note in case of accidental
exposure? When did
you first realize how bad things really are? May I have
a stinky monkey butt award? why do
i like sucking dick so much? why did
stabbing westward break up?? why did
bill clinton try the exact same thing as John f kennedy but didnt
get killed jfk and marilyn monroe got killed, bill and monica
r still walking around ????????????????????? If you
could choose how and where to die, how and where would you die?
Why do
people run from me? Why is
Sanimal such a turd? FrogBladder Do you
prefer buttons or knobs? FrogBladder Which kind
of commercial would you rather never see again, car or lawyer?
FrogBladder Will the
burly housekeeping woman not go away any time this year lest I
give her a handsome tip? Do you
have any hairs on your chinny chin chin? For the
reals? - bobspenis why does
sAnimal suck so many elephant balls -bobspenis
Is it just
me or do people stare at me and then when i look the whisper something
in their friends ear? Or am i hallucinating? -bobpenis do the
deer really want to die? -bobspenis what kind
of toilet paper do you use? -bobspenis what will
you do if i show you my tits? -bobspenis What the
hell do you do when you cross a cat and A Dog ? Bobspenis
why is
shit brown ? Bobpenis what is
a dork ? Bobspenis so, about
this snailmail thing,this applies to everyone in the world, or
just US and Canada? -marissa If I give
you five dollars and write you a letter, will you use the money
to buy me a slurpee? McDiablo Have these
dismal moods become contagious? McDiablo My baby
toe is more insane than your whole fucking body. What do you say
to that? Have you
had, are you now having or do you secretly desire to have sex
with Sanimal? Were you
molested as a child? The whole sock monkey porn thing seems to
imply this. Have you
ever sought professional, psychological help? What is your general
opinion of the worth of such assistance? Where are
pictures of you from reality? Do you not post them because you're
ugly? I don't care if you're ugly. I would fuck you because you're
brilliant. Will nothing
keep you from that furiously obsessive fecal smearing? Have you
"cheered up " at all since you first realized how bad
things really are, or have you cultivated grief into a sub-cultural
persona such as "Goth" or "Gangsta" ? Have you
slept with David Bowie? Do you
get along with your parents? our lady
peace uset to be good...now they suck, why do they have to turn
into a sucky band?...it sucks i wanna cry im buying
olp's new gravity ..yup then im gonna listen to it and cry of
the pain of my ears from the sucking of the cd...yup...yup..then
ill go out on the street and scream the lyrics I miss THe wAy
You TasTe!!! smashing the cd into lil tiny bits..cus i miss old
olp..they were so beautiful..they were...Do you think so to?-FuckHeRgeNtLy im not
goning to school no more,Do you think this is right?-missingSchool i pooed
in my pants, wanna taste?-MasSiveHead the clown
guy down the street just asked me to go in his pants...should
i go?-confused&lost black fuzzy
thing behind my couch....what do you think it is?-afraidTotoucH i wanna
good question award!!!!! I WANNA GOOD QUESTION AWARD!!!!! NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
could i please have a good question award? almighty
DC... answer this for me... i love you..can i eat your ass? cus
its such a fine ass...the way it wiggles and jiggles the beautiful
redness of it...so bright and tantilizing..I wANt It !! I wANT
It!!! could i please taste that fine juicy ass?ooohhh...please! ALMIGHTY
DC... ANSWER ThIs For Me... I ate a monkey once...wasnt a sock
monkey...but a monkey How do you feel bout that? w00t! it's
good to see the questions being answered again! have you seen
Mzebonga about at all? - Fido Dido From this
list, who's the most evil?: 1) Bill Gates 2) Celine Dion 3) Leonardo
Di Caprio 4) Me 5) You 6) SAnimal 7) My hosting company 8) The
arse babies 9) Satan Did you
know that last question was mine? - Mzebonga Y'know,
the one about who was most evil? Can
you put my name in big red letters next to that "Who's the
most evil" question? - Mzebonga ......whats
the best color in the crayola box? I is asking
questions to get out of doing my English assignments . . . Why
the fuck do we have to write stupid analytical essays?? It's not
as though we are ever going to read a book in later life and think
"Oh, the author juxtaposed the use of darkness cleverly with
the arbiter's inherent evil . . . ". It's fucking stupid!!
I don't want to read a book I really like, and then have to study
its "Techniques" in such great detail that I come to
hate it! It's not fucking fair!! Why are the English teachers
so stupid?!?!? Mine is a stupid crack-whore who is completely
dead to the world. - Fish "Eat,
drink and be merry, for tomorrow we shall die of cholesterol poisoning".
This is a proverb that I made up. Like it? - Fish Is it normal
that my friends and i smack/swear at eachother constantly? For
fun?-Berpee i enjoy
hangin wit dorks..they boost my confindence but im afraid im slowly
turning into one, what do i do? answer
this.. .. .. . . . . . . .... .. ... .... . . .. . .... . .. ..
.. .. . . ... . . . . .. . .. .. ... .. . .. .. . .. .. ... ...
. . . .. . . . . . . ...?(this is blind reading) . . im bored,
should i kill myself? Shaping
his buttock silky smooth was one of his _______? i asked you this
question before but you didnt answer!ANSWER! preps suck!u
agree? riding
a truck riding a big ol truck!pedal to the metal! hope i dont
run out of luck!oooooo..ridin a truck wit my High heels ON!HIS
HIGH HEEL ON!!!!!.did u ever ride a truck with your high heels
on? Do you
like to eat monkeys?i do... if i eat
a pool ball how long do you think it would take for me to shit
it out - butthead how or
were can i get my dick sucked, i don't care by who i just want
it sucked, email me back at <email removed> OH MY FREAKIN'
GOD! what is that thing on your head? it looks like a small cow
cocoon... - Fido Dido where did
the coffee page go? there was a coffee page which linked to all
your coffee related articles... cept it didnt, the links didnt
work. now i can only find the coffee mugs. am i not looking hard
enough for your other coffee related items, or do they not exist
any more? - Fido Dido i live
in the UK, is it still possible for you to send me insane snail
mail, if i use the paypal thingy? - Fido Dido do you
like cricket? the sport, not the animal, or the magazine so, i
went to a cricket match today and i saw my ex and my heart almost
stopped , do you think i still like him??-marissa I quit
smoking a week ago. Was that really such a good idea? Why do
such creepy, socially backwards people have so much money? Sometimes
when people are talking I listen just enough to molify them while
I imagine shooting them in the head and looting their obscene
hoards of wealth for the poor? This has nothing to do with religion
or bloodlust. Am I bonkers? Celine
Dion, mildew, Jesus, curling iron; how about trying just a basic
disaster scenario, if not a full-scale Doomsday scenario, involving
three out of these four variables? Please? I would appreciate
your help for my mathematics experiment. Thank You. who do
you think will win in world soccor..my bets on south africa..you? why do
i like to masturbate other women? when did
the amazon recommedation section go up? i must of missed it...
- Fido Dido What is
the plural of mongoose ? is it mongooses or mongeese or mongi
? Can you
see well with those eyes of yours? Or should i make you an appointment
with the optomitrist?-Berpee Should
I lightly sautee my left nostril and sell it to a 3-foot tall
moose on steroids? - Fish hey i meeting
this guy on the phone and i need to kno what to tell him i need
to know whats is his e-mail address and ask if he is still gowing
out with morgen? so can you please put that in a convreasashon
please please that you your the best Bboppin56 I asked
you some questions...where the hecklesville are they?? McDiablo Do you
think June is a kick ass month? McDiablo What song
is stuck in your head at the present moment?? McDiablo How do
I shut off the governor in a golf cart, so that I will be able
to move at the maximum speed of the cart? why the
hell can't you get any help from the employees at fucking walmart? why are
most men such cock sucking pig bastards? Do you
know what Fido Dido wants with me? If not, would you like to hazard
a guess? - Mzebonga Do you
use fabric softener when you take a bath (being a sock monkey)?
(Omuletzu) Weird song
with weird lyrics: Dj Krust & Saul Williams - Coded Language.
Explain to me what that song is about, please. (Omuletzu) what is"zunt"?
can u give
us some answers about female sexrelationships?that if u're a female
or something...:) why between
the legs of a beatifoul women is a empty space?
why i cant
find any fucking pictures of pixi stix... it pisses the fuck outta
me man..*snarls* Do Lepricons
exsist? How can
a show with puppets only moving their lower lips to talk be entertaining?-Berpee are you
a monkey? this is
an honest to god question, i swear: why does your hair turn BLUE
or something when you grow older? Why does
milk turn solid when it goes off? is there
any news from our future masters, the Cats? all hail the Cats!
- Fido Dido
and i love
you to notice, i'm devoted. to destroy, for noone. now its that
time again to take revenge on all the debutantes and their friends.
the bitter charlemagnes so self-absorbed. the bodily remains such
a bore. hey yeah, was i good enough to break you? - Fido Dido גרהה
תא קנםפהל does
this appear properly to you? it's in hebrew. - Fido Dido whos that
person in the photo next to "all about you"?Whoever
it is..fucking HOT!!!!so if you could give me its e-mail or #
or something to...be nice. i like
big butts, do you? i like
to order a tofu chicken flavoured cow fat, also make sure its
pack with chemicals and hormons..k?.. Is it physically
possible to increase the storage size of your bowels? I just want
to know how long i can go without taking a crap. If ten
aliens land in your back yard how many pancakes can u fit in your
dog house? My baby
toe would like to inform you that compulsive fecal smearing does
not count as a surprising, secret, super-power. In fact, for a
sock monkey, it is just rather typical. However, if I were to
pull all of the stuffing out of your ass, and then wear your sock-skin
on my foot for three or four weeks, after injecting psilocybin
spores into my baby toe, and then removed your skin and re-stuffed
you, you would find that my baby toe could completely control
your sock-monkey mind and that you would be grateful for it, you
sweet, little tart. Any last words before I disembowel you, grasshopper? Do you
smell that? What do
you want? Do you
have a girlfriend? Do you want one? I don't care if you're a man
or a woman. I would fuck you because you're brilliant. Have you
slept with Mick Jagger? How about Peter Murphy? Is Jesus
coming? Who left
the cake out in the rain?
Do assholes
have feelings? I will
rub you down with brain jism and you will start to shake. Your
mind will burst open before me and we will laugh and breathe symbiotically,
minds gone. Now, won't you fall to your knees and accept my baby
toe into your heart as your insane lord and saviour? I hat Sarah
Jessica Parker. Would you like to join me? What would
be more painful? Celine Dion singing for a douche commercial or
habanero sauce squirting in your eye? Do you
go out to "clubs" a lot or are you insane enough to
realize that the places are full of narcs and fresh, young, secret
intelligence agents? i love
you dc, not that deep spiritual shit or anything, i just wanna
stroke your tail, and give you coffee. can i stoke your tail dc?*orgasmic
shudder*-marissa Shaping
his buttock silky smooth was one of his _______? now! make a good
answer!That other one sucked..no creativity..come on man!THINK!..ill
give you more questions till u make a good answer out of this..k? |
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what
would happen to me if i didn't have my insane domain to rely on..?
- SiNiSTaR
I
nominate this question for a stinky monkey-butt award," WHAAASSUUUUUP?!?"