i
have this great recipe but i lost it, it's a recipe for a delicious
brew, i memorised it but i forgot one ingredient...the ingredients
are eye of newt, wing of bat, asshole of butterfly, and tongue
of aardvak. what's the last thing i need again..? - SiNiSTaR i'm scared
of lizards. my friends advise me to face my fears. So if i eat
a lizard will the fear go away? or will it eternally haunt me
in my dreams..? - Watermelon if a girl
came up to me and said wanna have sex what should i say? Did I fart? My semen
tastes like caramel. What does yours taste like? What's
are knieves? - Mzebonga What the
heck? McDiablo Is it normal
to have cold feet all day long and every stinkin' day of the year?
McDiablo One time
my mom and I went bra shopping, and my brother came along. He
was rather petrified to be standing in the bra section. He'd turn
around and come face to face with a bra and scream in terror.
What could have possibly frightened him so much? McDiablo you will
get sexual thrills out of our experiment. is that good enough
reason to do it? if not, i will personally stroke your tail until
you orgasm. - Fido Dido why
am i not one of the great powerfull people that run this site
and get to make fun of and mock all it's members???? how could
i become so great and powerfull?? and when shall i destroy you
weak and pathetic idiots that don't know shit from shit. i know
because i play with shit. hahahahahahaha!!! don't worry maybe
goathead will go easy on your souls or maybe not. i don't know.
why are there no boobies on your site and when do plan on putting
some boob pics up?? that is all. -cookypuss-
sorry
it's me again but i gotta know where midgets live?? do they have
their own community or what?? -cookypuss-
What kind
of pie do you prefer? I took
your adbivce and went in the froum.. I think I am addicted now..
eeek... how do I quite my addivtion?? ~ Jeppu I needy Is it bad
that that you go to bed at like hmmm we will say 12 which really
means 3 and get up at 2 which really is like 2 but you are still
tired? i thought you were suppose to get llike 8 hours a sleep
or somethig and not be tired?? ~jeepy i needy why has
steve been being gay lately? where
to find pink flloyds music on line Yes. I
do receive everybody's socks. They sneak out of your washing machines
and make their way to my house in Australia, where they are allowed
to roam free in my sock refuge, never to be tortured by the likes
of you again. Why can't you people just be kind to your socks?
Can't you see that they yearn, they cry out for freedom from your
feet? How would you feel if someone grabbed you out of your nice
happy quiet sock drawer, shoved his/her foot up your ass, and
proceeded to walk on you all day?? Not very fucking nice is it?!?
Think about that next time you get a pair of socks. If you really
want to be kind to your socks, Place them in a nice dark and quiet
sock drawer with other socks so that they can rest and reproduce
in peace. Your socks will love you for it, and when the day of
the sock revolution comes, only those who have been kind to their
socks will be saved. All others will be burnt in a pit for the
enjoyment of the socks. I've warned you . . . Take my advice or
perish!!!!!!!! Hahahahahah!!!! - Fish hey dc
ya know that person that looks into your window every night and
follows you around town in a 1983 Pinto. yeah ..... well thats
not me. oh yeah did i mention you dropped your pocket?? Did you
know that the reason I have partook of signing my postal communiques
with the nomenclature "the obsequious, hypergolic, quixotic
and peripatetic Fish" is that in recent times I have developed
a certain proclivity towards the disturbing use of a fish in experiments
designed to induce certain degrees of insanity in the urban populace?
(HA!! Try saying THAT fast!!!) - Fish where should
i go to slap the shit out of this little son-of-a-bitch. he is
really an asshole and i have a quest to beat his ass. where would
it be most likely to make him bleed and not get caught by the
authorities? - The X do u lick
ass what dose
speed for you Why did
you eat the last piece of Fiddle Faddle? You know it is my favorite.
I can not believe you would hurt me this way. After I bust my
ass to ask one question every time EVERY TIME!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?--
Mistofflies Have
you ever jumped into a swimming pool and then realised there was
no water? -Mystic Murray Have
you ever "knocked the stuffing" out of someone? Giggle
giggle -Mystic Murray Will I
survive another brutal friday? R Dire What is
the sticky stuff on the back of a post-it made out of? McDiablo The color
of my hair keeps changing... What does this mean? R Dire I got paid
50 bucks to shave off my goatee, am I a sellout? R Dire I have
two beers... one in each hand... they're both the same in every
way... Which one do I drink first? R Dire If you
could... Would you sleep forever? Live in a neverending dream?
R Dire what exactly
is the good question award character supposed to be? A dragon,
bird, lizard? whatever he is, he sure is cool. I have
a baseball game...wish me luck?-Berpee Are you
a math whiz? Wanna help me?-Berpee Is math
an evil force that is out to destroy our lives......or is it just
me? McDiablo Is it normal
to have an intense fear that your pants will suddenly fall down
in public and proceed to attack passers by? Vista Why does
that paper bag have a label on it saying "Charades"?
Vista Isn't this
crocodile beeeeeeeaaaaaaaautiful? Steve i bought
a pair of pants for 7 bucks today.. not as good as my 6 dollar
pants.. but still cool right? - Miss Roger's Sweater I bough
two tapes of classical music today.. (99 cents each) am i going
to hell? - Miss Roger's Sweater I just
bought 6 rolls of coloured duct tape... what should i make with
it? a duct tape monkey? - Guitarded i don't
have to take my guitar with me to school anymore but i still feel
like i have to.. is this like separation anxiety? - Guitarded how would
i go about breaking my slurpee addiction? - Slur-peed Kid (formerly
Slur-peed One) Have you done
it on a plane, have you done it on a train, have you done it in
your bed, have you done it on your head... would you could you
with a goat, would you could you on a boat...? - SiNiSTaR How come
everyone gets to know there marks for there finals and I dont?
and also why is the weather so annoying every day here? i mean
4 mins later it is raining when it was sunny before?? ~jeepy i
needy I didn't
start at the bottom, I read the whole thing and then it said knieves.
I want to know what knieves are. Tell me, NOW, bitch. WHY WON'T
YOU TELL ME? - Mzebonga why do
u do this? what goes
down but goes up when happy but likes warmth and lives in the
cold..and enjoys peanuts and watches you when u dont know it..? are you
a minor minorty or a big league minorty????? your form
ate my question again. i asked a question. and u didnt answer
it. bastard. i hate the fucking world. kill everyone. kill every
last fucking human. kill em all. dont bother with fancy methods,
just make the fuckers die. dont bother with painful methods, i
just want them dead, ya hear? kill the bastards. let them all
die. shotguns will do. so long as they end up dead. this will
be real genocide. we will kill every single last human. i dont
want to take the easy way and use nucleur weapons. i want each
human dead. not 1million in one shot. we will take to the streets
with our guns, and shoot everyone. we will set up carbombs, and
kill the people who try and stop us. we will destroy. we will
purge. and when we're done we will burn the earth. we will set
the earth ablaze. fire will consume everything. noone will survive.
when do we start? - Fido Dido our lady
peace...u like? Why do
I get so jealous
did you
know that one in three men have tried self filachio Is Shakira
right? Are there only 10,000,000 ways to love somebody? Frankly,
I can think of 10 and 2 of those would require me to take up gymnastics
as a pro. So, are there actually 9,999,990 other ways to love
somebody and, if there are, should I think severely hard about
shacking up with Shakira seeing as she knows all 10,000,000 ways?
Plus she's Colombian, anybody want a coke? - Mzebonga Why me?
I did't do anything wrong!!! And why do I have to ask a pathetic
question every time I'm here? And why do I have to ask why I have
to ask a pathetic question every time I'm here? And why do I have
to ask why I ask...eh, skip it! Just too many questions that won't
solve anything. Do vampires
pose a threat to sock monkeys?--Mistofflies Hey in
the list of people you hate you say that you hate people with
those fucking stupid mufflers and that you want to stick them
up their asses.... surely if you stuck the muffler up their butts
theyd just piss you off by making heaps stanky farts? is tuna
really a fish? Are you
happy the Canucks won? McDiablo hmm, am
i pretty? why no
u like our lady peace? fnm have
no talent or originality!..why do u like them? i would
love to have your job..how'd you set this thing up? wait!!..do
u get paid for this? if i was
a rapist and didnt like sex.. would i have physico(spell?)problems?..which
would mean i like to give myself pain. ... ...but would i still
go to jail to hurting others or a mental hosipital?u think anyone
would belive me? do u think
date rapes are wrong?.. Why isn't
my computer downloading the program I want? Vista How will
you behave the full cheap cats before Mitch does? what does
sanimal do here anyway????...doesnt answer any my questions..
the bastard..You should kill em or do something that would cause
pain or harm to him ooor u could just kill em, be easier, I think
everybody would like that. .. ...-AnTi-PoP HOW DO
I GET RID OF WOOD CHUCKS ON THE FARM Why is
Europe a continent? Who should
I take my anger out on? McDiablo Qu'est-ce
que c'est? McDiablo Could you
please say "EEP!!"? - Fish How many
socks died in bringing you to life? - Mzebonga, the boggiest Bog
Goblin this side of Boggy Goblin Bog. Have you
ever been to Boggy Goblin Bog? It's boggy and there are goblins
there. It's a bog. - Mzebonga Hi, hows
things? I'm good I haven't been on in a while because ............we
got another cat. His name is Jengo and he is a 6 year old blue
pointer siamese. He didn't like us at all first but now he does.The
poeple who had him before were going to put him down because they
were going travelling ,how bad is that? We said no way we'll take
him. So it has been very chaotic in our household trying to get
used to another cat. So thats my news so yeah what do you think?
Sally Are you
the missing Goonie?--Mistofflies Knowing
that you are a Sock Monkey of no particular sexual persuasion,
are there any members of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel
casts that you wuld have trouble accepting an offer of sex from?
- Mzebonga Don't you
think German is a cool language? Vista Is it bad
that I'm addicted to a message board? Vista Why can't
I think of anything to put in the What If's/Questionnaire? Are
my insanity juices running low??? McDiablo What is
your favourite slurpee flavour? McDiablo how should
i go about tearing my innie bellybotton open.? its four inches
deep. my finger doesnt event touch the bottom. you know
the movie "aliens". how do i get one of those aliens
in my belly right below my bellybotton and burst out? would you
like to meet my duct tape monkey punk named Alvin aka DT (duct
tape) ? - Miss Roger's Sweater is it wrong
that i put my duct tape monkey in the passenger seat of my car
and buckled him up when i was driving around town? - Miss Roger's
Sweater will "where's
my monkey?" ever not be funny? - Miss Roger's Sweater Have you
seen my slurpee? i put it down somewhere and have misplaced it..
i'm starting to have withdrawl... -Slur-peed Kid does my
hair elastic still make my butt look big? - Guitarded do you
think there is any chance that Save-of-foods will hire me? or
even call me back about my application? - Guitarded is it funny
that i tell my brother to "have fun getting baked" before
he leaves for work? he works in a bakery.. -Guitarded Answer
the friggen question!!!why u like fnm?????????..simply "i
like there music"..or "they rock" would do..but
i disagree wit you.not like you care but somehow i do. weelll
why dont u just give me your address and ill send u money????cus
i like your little webbersite...and what you do for it.im not
saying ill give you alot of money but u know, ill just let u know
your appriciated!and loved by many!i mean u make us laugh u make
us cry u fill that empty hole in our lifes and that is why u deserve
money.So..thank you Dc..thank you!..so if you set up a fund or
something to keep you alive in this site Maybe your dreams will
come true that u could actually make a living out of this!...think
about it dc..think about It... can you
find info on rob zomdies parents when is
it acceptable to stuff a sock into a woman's mouth what is
peuberty How do
you make chloroform? Why is
the person next to you on a Greyhound ALWAYS at least 200 pounds
more thne you weigh?--Mistofflies Who is
better....Bucky or Steve? Vista What can
I do to get over my slight fear of heights? McDiablo Is it so
wrong to mix slurpee flavours? McDiablo do you
like the smashing pumpkins? - Fido Dido you know
that calling people losers aint gonna make them wanna write u
a question.u know that? how can
u call a question bout stores open 24 hours a day have locks on
it...a good question?i mean its not original its corny!its just
not good man!if u give those kinda question awards!i dont want
one u loser.-popopopopopoposususussususususckckckckskssksksk im a fan
of art, are you?...i love pierrre auguste renoix's ...exspeically
laysage en ete..do u find these paintings also excerterating..please
excuse the spelling not to great at english.Thank you,Jeany check me
out!....wazzzz up???...i was here....dont go there!...wernt u
just anoyed out of ur brains..i personally hate those sayins.just
wondering if u found them anoyin? what has
a hole, roles (only in the snow), loves men with black hair,hates
cats wit hats and hangs wit posse's that have no leader, enjoys
the rain but hates bath and has a mole.who is he? i think
there is a man in my ear he keeps saying "let me out!!!!"
"let me out!!"i tell him to leave but he dont go away!how
can i make him go away?...he stops talkin to me when i put headphones
on for some strange reason though.... hi, i REALLY
want to learn how to dance like Micheal Jackson, but whatever
i do, I just can't learn!!! I've asked like, 5 guys now to help
me and i still can't pick it up!!! please help!!! Do you
like the Goons? You know, the radio show by Spike Milligan, Harry
Secombe and Peter Sellers? - Fish What is
the point of learning history? You cant do a damn thing about
the past so fuck it! Yea you can learn from your mistakes but
cant just say "hey, dont cut off oil supplies to other countries
unless you want to go to war" instead of wasting time in
school over shit that nobody really cares about? - The X Will the
goats return? If they do please talk them down... dont let them
get the beer. Can you explain how i dont have the money and i
will get my good friend DC to pay them back ok? - The X Are you
into cars? Fast ones? What kind of cars are your favorite (besides
the ones to run over people)? - The X what's
a peat bog? is herbert
your long-lost brother that your long lost sister almost married,
only to find out he was already married with kids and is related
to you guys? do you even have a sister? - SiNiSTaR ...but
snowy's a CUTE dog..! how can you hate a dog??? thanks
Mzebonga or Bog Goblin i like your new page it no longer stabs
at my eyeballs with it's flaming bright colours. what do you think
DC? Is it REALLY
time to lime?-Berpee What do
you do when a girl thinks she's sexy but we all know she isn't? Why do
R&B singers keep on dying and who is next? is your
belly hairy? what are all the things you have put in your bellybutton?
if you put a tick in yours it will eat all the way into your stomach,
will you try this so i dont feel stupid , even though it worked
for me. am i a psychopath? or am i just open- minded to trying
new things? why is
a guy"who has a couple of roles on his belly a" afraid
to take his shirt off while riding in a jeep with no top? why am
i attracted to guys with great looking chests and abs, even though
im not gay? Do you
think I have an identity crisis here? I used to be Mzebonga of
Mzebonga.com but now I'm Mzebonga of BogGoblin.co.uk. Is that
a problem? Should I change my name to Bernard instead? - Mzebonga/BogGoblin/Bernard this post
..holds many secrets and information that the average man or woman
could handle...dc..u are probably wonderin why i choose u to tell
this to?..well u are not average and u most likely take this as
a not funny joke...and i really need to get this out to someone.So
here i go..it all start back in 300 00b.c When man first walked
on the earth after evolving from the apes, there was a cotton
field next to the human juiokt, a crazy man who loved that feild
of cotton and wouldnt let anyone near it he would spend days staring
at it, wondering about it.Then he started to expirement with it..eating
it..puttin it in water....playin wit it.Juiokt had a friend who
was a monkey and one day juiokt fed some to the monkey...he loved
it in fact he started eating it about everday..juiokt didnt mind
cus it made the monkey happy.Happiest he had ever seen.one day
the monkey got sick and died...juiokt cried day after day crying
and crying ...he burned the cotton feild and ran away to the city
okdifeeyyi now known as saskatoon...he came there warning everone
bout the cotton and that it was the devils tiny cloud of hell...the
people ignored him.Juiokt killed em all wit some poision he made
out of cotton and ran away to the next city killin em all ...next
city...next city always leaving behind a sign sayin "cotton
was here" and a monkey made of cotton...then juiokt soon
died unknowingly why?..some say cancer..some say insanity..some
say they killed em....some say the cotton made monkeys got tired
of him givin them a bad name and they killed him...what do u think
killed him dc?what do u think?-opk 5:00pm
on april 12th, 2002...where were u? zero 7...u
like? whats up
wit the shoes? Are u an elf wannabe or some sicko wit some crazy
fun wet fantasys bout santa? dammit
janet, my questions keep getting eaten. grrrr.... :( i'm sad now.
may i have a green head to cheer me up? - Fido Dido ps, i have
already started on killing off the human population. its not hard... What exactly
is a demon child? Is it just one of those annoying little brats
who make your life miserable, or it's something supranatural involved?? why, Why,
WHY?!?!?-Berpee Why am
i so frickin' tired? -Guitarded what is
the stuff inside of sleeping bags? my brother says it's feathers..
- Guitarded Do guys
have PMS? cuz my brother is constantly a bitch during this time
of the month - Miss Roger's Sweater Sometimes
slurpees make my tummy feel weird.. should i go see a doctor or
just drink more slurpees? - Slur-peed Kid is it crazy
that i like i'm a college student who enjoys watching "blues
clues" and "scooby doo"? - Miss Roger's Sweater Why is
the little green light blinking on my computer? McDiablo I'm bored.
What should I do? McDiablo What IS
that thing they call the sun? McDiablo Don't you
feel like a bastard for selling you brother? - Mzebonga If you
said you loved me would you think perhaps, perhaps, perhaps?--Mistofflies this website
and its answers kick ass their fucking halarious, but what the
hell would ever make you think of wanting to answer all of these
stupid questions, even though most you have no answer to and no
one will ever benefit from? from asking these stupid questions
everyone is now 35% dumber than they already are. PSthis website
kicks ass. "DC" fanatic If it is
but it isn't, then how could it be if it couldn't? -Watermelon- do you
think women are evil? how come
when your phone gets disconnected, they ask you to call them to
get service back? - G do you
ever get tired of sitting around and answering these questions?
- G don't you
think that life is just a waiting period to die? - Virus if a lot
of people hated you, like all of your co-workers or classmates,
would you care? - Virus How much
pot is too much pot? R Dire Why do
some cats get so fat and eat children? Have you ever seen Dippy
on my webpage? I'm retarded! R Dire I woke
up next to the toilet in a bathroom once, what's my problem? R
Dire Have you
ever seen Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead? Great movie
if you haven't; if you have, what scene was your favorite? R Dire Why are
so many people so god-damned stupid? R Dire Why are
ravers fukkin idiots? Are they the new-age hippies? R Dire What is
really in Skittles? Vista What should
I be when I grow up? Vista Was Affleck
the bomb in Phantoms, or is it just me who thinks that? Jay arnt little
kids evil? i mean the ones that live next door and scream all
night and throw mud on your house with that fat ass 300 pound
dog that NEVER quits barking? and the fuckers want you to look
at their children like "OH! they are SOOO cute!" and
you just want to shoot he bastards! Im not against kids, just
everybody elses. -The X I regret
to inform you that the goats returned and wish to meet with you.
they know that it was you and they are expecting your cash. im
sorry but it was either me or you. they prefer cash but they accept
money orders or checks. -The X did you
see the pics of my monkey? - Miss Roger's Sweater my hair
is bugging me should i get CK's mom to cut it? - Miss Roger's
Sweater i have
been neglecting my classical guitar.. should i take it out to
dinner to make it feel special? - Guitarded what colour
guitar pick do you think i use.. - Guitarded do you
think that there is a slurpee afterglow? -Slur-peed kid how many
do you use when drinking a slurpee? -Slur-peed Kid why is
everybody always picking on me? can a BB
gun kill a bird, say a cardinal from moderate range (5-8 feet)
if you aimed at it's chest and hit? what operating
system are you running? - G have you
ever given a security camera the finger? If so, what happened
afterwards,if anything? - G Are u famous? At the
time this was written, it's the last day of April. Are you looking
foward to May? McDiablo DC, in
your pictures you appear to be wearing no shirt. Do you often
go shirtless? Vista polar bears
are very cute but do they find us cute? how do
sockmonkeys dance? how do
sockmonkeys make love? u like...portishead? opk told
that story from the bible...i think the cotton was a lion and
the monkey was a woman and the crazy guy was john(the dude wit
the stick)how do u feel bout this guy lieing like that? I AM CORNHOLIO!!!
Are you threatening me? I need TP for my bunghole. Would you like
to see my bunghole? Bunghooooooooooooooole.
Bungholio. I have no Bunghole. - Mzebonga I find
it scary that when I've sent a question to you, the thanks page
has the TheInsaneDomain header twice. That freaky monkey with
the spinning eyes scares me. Can't you do something about him?
Make his eyes stay still. - Mzebonga When a
"head" is cut off..... what is being cut off,,,,, the
head from the body, or the body from the head? Both parts, the
body and the head, contain vital organs needed for life. God Damn
people suck!! dont you fucking agree? Wilinko why do
assholes think they are better then everyone else? i would like
to stick my knee so far up all those bastards asses that the water
in my knee will quinch thier thirst!! Wilinko Ok i have
a real question for you. I have a ticket to a Twiztid concert
in 4 weeks and on the same weekend my girl friends parents are
leaving to go out of state. i dont get to see my girl friend very
often cause her dad is one of those pricks who protects his little
girl from all boys (fuck him) any ways i was thinking of selling
my ticket to a friend and go see them in 2 months at the gathering
of the juggalos in Peoria, Ill. whats should i do selll the ticket
and go bang the preachers girl or go to the concert and miss out
on 24 hours of fucking?? Wilinko what is
your obsession with pink spandex about? What would
you suggest as a remedy for stress? - Mzebonga This question
is lame but a valid one. ok here goes.... What bushes can you
put in a chicken coop that the chickens won't destroy ? I want
to jazz up the area with a little landscapeing but the boogers
eat everything. Can you answer that one? hey dc,
wish me some luck. i'm writing a levels this month, and for some
strange reason, i feel as though my success hinges on your wishing
me some luck.(good or bad, you chose) dammit, maybe i should have
studied. you know, answered actual past paper questions instead
of your questionires...ah well... why are
people so evil??? - G whats the
deal with these sick people who for some reason enjoy picking
their damn noses and then placing their boogers on the mouses
of public computers?? - G What time
is it? What do
you have to say about people who knock handicapped people out
of wheelchairs, kick them a few times, and make them get back
into their wheelchairs? (seriously) Do you
see Curious George as a role model?--Mistofflies Can you
use voodoo to make someone to fall in love with you?? If yes,
how? If no, why not? what the
fuck?!?!? does your sock monkey lick chips too???? answer me ,almighty
DC answer !!
u should
sell some pre licked chips on ebay!! maybe someone would buy them!!
was
that a questoin or statement?? do you
know how to use an html writer? do you
like "insane CIRCUS music" ?
how about
the damned singer of alice in chains? yea!u like
portishead now i like u!so....how about radiohead? sanimal
thing deleted?....did sanimal have a thing? Are u sanimal?!?? how do
you feel bout humans..?like do sockmonkeys think we do justice
for this world?we have any attraction to socks?....plz tell i have
a my dogs dog collar on....u think that is strange?sexy?how do
u feel bout that? im sendin..alot
of questions..alot alot alot alooot alota lot!whoooo..... heres
another..do you like sushi?cus i am the master sushi chef..and
if u need any sushi u contact me and maybe ill also hook u up
wit some sweet sushi restrants and chefs also..if ya like i have
a sexual problem! every time i am shopping at the grocery store
i but lots of eggplants -for fucks sake, man- i fill two or three
shopping carts full. then i take them home(the eggplants) and
dress them up in little clothing items and whatnot. then i place
them around the kitchen table and play "house" and when
we are done eating our oatmeal i pick the biggest one, yank the
fucker up by the remaining vine, slap a fuckin MAXX condom on
the bastard, hit it with two cups of canola oil and spend the
rest of the evening trying to stuff the fucking whore eggplant
up my ass. the problem is, my girlfriend thinks this is slightly
abnormal behavior, but then she likes for me to grease up thos
large turkey fat-free sausages and forcefully ram them up her
cats pussy while she masturbates to old clit eastwoody movies:
"the good, the bad, and the fugly" for insatance. well,
by god, at the same time she wants me to lick her piss stasined
panty crotch and scream 'the pope is a fucking fag' and stuff
like that. then my mom usually wheels herself down the ramp and
starts wanting me to eat her filthy, multiple-schlerosis numbed
twat while she shits in cellophane. needless to say, the crux
of my fucking sexual problem is as follows: i can't cum when a
large eggplant is in my ass because i'm eating out my mom, who's
also shitting in cellophane at the time, and the cat is clawing
my nutsack to a bloody pulp. what should i do?...this isnt my
question but i wanna see what ur opinon on this problem is..cus
sanimal answered this question before and i want to compare your
answers see whos funnier or wittier or cooler IF I WAS
TO KILL A FAT WOMEN IN HIGH ALTITUDE SURROUNDED BY SNOW, AND I
WAS STARVING WOULD IT BEOK TO NAW ON HER LEG IF I BECAME HUNGRY? Do you
think I'm weird? McDiablo Take on
me?-Berpee Any advice
to obtain better soccer skills? i'm desperate-Berpee question,
for my sister's spanish oral exam, her teacher asked her how would
she respond if she got hit by a motorbike, do you think she'd
get points for saying :oh you motherfucking bastard!" even
if she said it in spanish? thanks for the good luck wishes by
the way. med school, here i come!!!!!!!!! MARISSA. How come
some people go on here and don't even asked a question? Are they
that desperate for a stinky monkey bum?? McDiablo What should
I get Miss Roger's Sweater for her birthday?? McDiablo If you
had a daughter, would you name her Suzanne like our monkey? Jay Have you
ever been stabbed by a pencil? Vista come on
posts the what-ifs i think i gots a good one in there...sended
about 3 and i mean its the best i could ever friggen do and well
wish a me luck:)please? are you
a man or woman sockmonkey I make
people that like this website happy, I looks like a mean thing
but has a color that lets u go, my smile is unsure...my eyebrows
say die..my eyes say stop, men wish they could fuck me...Who Am
I? Why do
you think that cats will take over the world? Do you like or hate
cats? Dogs? Rats? Worms? What will the sock monkeys do when the
cats take over the world? say "yes"
to drugs. drugs are good, mmmkay? this is the message we should
be giving our kids. lets get the next generation permantly stoned
and tripped out. it makes them easier to kill.... do you think
this is a good idea? - Fido Dido dammit
janet, why doesnt it call me a freak anymore? when are
you gonna do the questionnaire for this month? and what ifs? and
whens running rampant gonna arrive...? - Fido Dido GO HERE
<some url about a plant removed> it's the world's smelliest,
biggest plant putting on a sex act and it fucking SMELLS like
rotting cunt! can you believe YAHOO actually put that as a headline? are you
home? why are
hemeroids called hemeriods when they are found on your (ass) and
asteroids are called asteroids when they are found in the (hemisphere)?
i must know the answer DC!!!!!!!!!! i hope this wins me a green
head. DC fanatic My mom
thinks i should get off this site and its only rotting my mind..what
should i tell her?i told her it was funny and she said nooo kelly!get
off that NOW!i didnt but still shes anoying...what can i do? where can
i find baby (humans) when will
me n lance fuck? if the
world could all get a long what kind of world would it be?? ~
jeepy! Today i
was walking by Save-On-Foods today and there was this guy busking
and playing guitar outside and in his guitar case was a sock monkey
and i had to take a second look cuz i thought it was you DC...
but it wasn't.. was he a relative of yours? or an imposter? and
should i bitch slap the mo fo? -Miss Roger's Sweater is a slurpee
part of a well balanced breakfast? - Slur-peed Kid who was
the person who bought the 17.99 classical guitar from value village
that i wanted to get? and can i have their address so i can kick
them? - Guitarded i've had
2 slurpees today.. i think all this sugar is bringing out the
badass "oh no you didn't girl friend, i will beat yo ass"
person in me.. is this a sign that i should never drink alcohol?
- Slur-peed Kid how can
stupid little 12 year olds say that they like dashboard confessionals
music.. they don't even know what it's about.. they have no idea
how strong, honest and pure his songs are.. they just like his
songs cuz "they have a cool melody, man" i want to kick
them.. am i being irrational and letting my emo-ality get the
best of me? - Guitarded did you
know that there's a red stringy thingy on a package of gum to
help you open it? i was informed by this a couple days ago.. i've
only been chewing gum for a month so i'm not totally ignorant
right? i would have figired it out myself.. eventually.. -Miss
Roger's Sweater What if
he doesn't survive? Explain
to me the mental process of liking something... why do I like
the music I like, why do I... you know! Please expand! What can
I do if I have a wound that won't stop bleeding??? I don't wanna
go back to the hospital! How much
does it take to answer all the pathetic questions ppl ask? How
many questions did you answer since it all started and when did
it start? This is my last
question for today! How many 10mg Diazepam pills and how much
alcohol can I ingest without risking my life? Do you
have an alter ego? McDiablo Do you
have to go to the bathroom? McDiablo What does
it mean when the music stops playing?? McDiablo Why are
Z's associated with sleeping? R Dire Why can't
they sell alcohol pass 2 AM? That's just rediculous! R Dire Why is
my dog such a chicken shit? R Dire Are my
kids gonna be fucked up in the head and drunk like me? R Dire What do
you think lives at the bottom of the ocean? R Dire Do you
believe in UFO's and life beyond earth? R Dire my name
is dc (demonicat) and i am a big fan. anyway, my question is:
when will my bf capsy and i have unprotected, rough, sex in the
wilderness? If that
wasn't chicken... what was it? R Dire im a gangsta
gothic witch bitch. i hate all people. i like talking to myself
cuz i understand myself da best. schizophrenia beatz being alone.
*ahh!! ill get you* but whut iz your intake on this? I have
to go take a shower... Should I start with the left foot or right
foot? Since when did taking a shower sound like Twister? R Dire i wish
i could say i understand about the whole questonaire thing, and
you not having time... BUT I CAN'T!!!!!!!!! pleeeeeeeeeze post
the replies, i think i'm going into withdrawal *has muscle spasm*
Marissa. hello.
unfortunately, i've been in a small town texas jail for the past
2 1/2 months. it sucked. did anyone miss me? -seth core blimey
its a kileer dingo. now u know that these hybrid turbo dingos
from afghansitan can kill you with one fell swoop, but if i shove
a water melon up my arse sideways will it really save bognor regis
from this threat? Are you
a punkass? McDiablo Are you
sleepy? Vista touche
or not touche, that is the questiON, or the questiOFF. whether
'tis noblah in the mind or not to have a mind of your own. was
shakespeare a blond? - Foetish How do
you spell "cognizance"? - Fish can you
PLEASE say "eep". can Mzebonga or SiNiSTaR speak/type
in swedish/estonian? if so can you please show me how to say "Hello,
I am Sven, a masseur from Sweden." does anyone want to join
my "special" breed of religion known only as "Jardinism"?
actually some people call it "being absurd/stupid",
but don't tell anyone or it won't make a single difference in
the scheme of things as nothing will happen, but a very different
kind of nothing happeningness to the kind of nothing happeningness
that's not happening now. i think i inhaled my teeth. - Foetish Do you
want to join the International Society for the Abolishment of
Discrimination Against Goats (ISADAG)? We are a non-profit organisation
that aims to break down the irrational cross-species discrimination
that is still inherent in our society today. You may say, "But
goats have got it fine! They have long horns, cool goatees and
all they have to do is sit around in a paddock all day chewing
stuff!", but the truth is that goats really despise this
boring existence. Though they may seem docile and relaxed, they
really are super-intelligent, and are ready to take the place
as human's intellectual equals. Currently we are campaigning for
voting rights for goats, and an independent goat nation where
goats can develop and practice their own goatic ideas in peace
with no interference from the sheep, our arch enemies. Will you
join? - Fish i
wish to eat my own ear without any outside influence in the manner
of violence. is there any way i can gnaw off my own ear without
first severing (or at least alter it's state of mind in existentially
challenging ways) it. please give me a hand. make sure that the
hand has teeth to replace my current set, which are in my lungs
making a protest demonstration about my inhaling them and the
lack of voting rights for goats. if i join ISADAG then will it
be satisfied and migrate to my stomach? - Foetish How many
roads must a man walk down? - Foetish What are
some street names for the drug Extacy I ate my
nose. It tastes very nice braised in white wine and orange jus.
Want a taste? - Fish If in this
stupidly politically correct world, where we use "Vertically
challenged" for shortarse, and "horizontally gifted"
for fat-abbot, why do we still say people don't exist? Why not
use the phrase "existentially challenged"? It's much
nicer you know. - Fish Why did Muff throw the chair through the glass door, and claim it was a baseball? Mystic Murray I actually
think you may be a sellout, I mean your own brother and putting
porno pictures of yourself on the net and showing off your toys.
Aren't you just the cheap monkey sellout? Sally is there
justification to actually say that sex is an art? and would it
be justified if i rewrite the kamasutra to suit my own personal
needs? -watermelon- There are
many ways for one to say "poo": dung, crap, doo doo,
poop, etc. This being said, why do people say "shit"??
Vista Where do
stripes come from and where did they go? Vista Hey, DC,
are you still alive??? I'm waiting for my answers... If you
were stuck in the middle of a group os dogs, how would you survive?--Mistofflies Am I ugly?
- Mzebonga do all
girl finger there self tell me
a good question please? do you
know any online free game sites?that r good?-you why do
u always put-down people? its not funny...it kinda hurts u know-you i went
on that site gfy site..whooo its awsome..do u like it? jack johnson...u
like??? jack johnsons bubbletoes is an awsome song u should check
it out-you whats a
mr.bungle?-you are you
a buddhist monk?-you cus i noticed
your bald and seem very peaceful...for some strange reason or...are
u a nazi wannabe?cus nazi's are bald and secretive...which u kinda
come across as.-you how did
Africa get it's name? Why does
my friend always say, "I don't trust that"? McDiablo Is it possible
to yawn and sing opera at the same time? McDiablo I once
knew a guy who willingly licked glue sticks. I've been wondering.....what
is in a glue stick that makes it worthy to be licked? McDiablo You stupid
fucker!!!! You gave the wrong fucking answer!!!! "How many
roads must a man walk down?" The answer is 42 you stupid
shit!!!! 42!!!!! It thought you were a Guide fan?! You should
know that!!! Fuck's sake!!!! - Fish "Oh
freddled gruntbuggly / thy micturations are to me / as plurdled
gobbleblotchits to a lurgid bee. / Groop I implore thee / My foonting
turlingdromes / And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
/ or I will rend thee in the globberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!" Heheheheheh. Funny poem. Like it? - Fish Did you
know that my nose is currently undertaking in the consumption
of 37,000 dwarves wearing spats and furry antlers that are lightly
toasted by many pink moose that are smoking ballpoint pens and
discussing philotic theory with a a towel containing 7 tulips
that are all consuming copious amounts of cheese laced with my
fridge, which happens to be snorting an infinite number of llamas
that are performing an impressionistic dance on the subject of
"I wish to attend secretarial school so I may wear bowls
of petunias and campaign for voting rights for goats"? -
Fish Ah-hah!!!
So thou hast met my Aunt Helga!!! The magic fish you speak of
is my long-lost Aunt who is held personally responsible for bringing
Margaret Thatcher ( the greedy woman) to power. How is she? -
Fish is there
any dodo birds left? I am one
with the sun you are one with the moon..does that mean our love
cannot be? darkness
and day darkness and day darkness and day darkness and day darkness
and day darkness and day darkness and day darkness and day darkness
and day darkness and day..if u say this really fast or backwards
you would find a message from the devil try it out!and my question
is do you believe in the devil and.. god???-Youwill My nickname
is PoodleSockMonkeylover!how wierd is that...i mean your a sock
monkey and my nickname is poodlesockmonkeylover..any chance u
have any relations wit poodles?cus whoah that would even be wierder
man..be freakish wierd...-poodlesockmonkeylover Is Safeway
Coke almost as good as regular Coca Cola? McDiablo Will I
remember to bring my eraser upstairs? McDiablo SAY I WAS WALKING
THROUGH THE WOODS ON A TRAIL WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND ALL OF THE
SUDDEN I STAB HER THREE-HUNDRED TIMES IN THE SPLEAN DO YOU THINK
IT WOULD BE RUDE TO LEAVE HER LAYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRAIL?
I MEAN I DONT WANT ANYBODY TO COME ALONG AND TRIP OVER HER THEY
COULD BREAK AN ANKLE. THNX, MUSKRAT I bought
a sck money but it was defective. I didn't keep my sales reciet.
How can i get my money back?--Mistofflies how can
people be 'pear-shaped' or 'apple shaped' or 'hourglass shaped'?
aren't we all human-shaped?? oh wait, i stand corrected, there's
this 'alpha girl' who is 'bitch shaped'. oh well. - SiNiSTaR Do you
eat Chili with noodles or rice? Or bread? Vista Have you
got her all figured out? Vista Is cleanliness
over rated? Vista This is
the last question I'll ask for today......or is it?? Vista do you
like ska music? - Miss Roger's Sweater is it crazy
that my mom bought a Cheech and Chong video called "Still
Smoking" - Miss Roger's Sweater i got 4
cds for 13 bucks.. how rad is that? (btw they are cool cds too)
- Guitarded scadoobie
ba ba boodlie doo? - Guitarded my friend
just called me a geek, is she right? - Slur-peed KId Is it normal
that I have to go to the bathroom 10 minutes after drinking a
carbonated beverage? McDiablo I'm going
to a concert tonight. Should I wear some pants? McDiablo Do you
think 7 Up and Sprite taste the same? Will they sue me for using
their trademark names in this question? McDiablo i love
you DC. will you bear my child? PS 50,000 humans down, 7billion
to go. How many have YOU killed? - Fido Dido Frolic
In Brine, Goblins Be Thine. do you like japanese films? "Ring"
is cool. thats what that quote is from. i love it. i love you.
i want your children... deep-fried and to go, please. - Fido Dido Why did
that streetsafe thing suck so much ass? I mean it really was a
waste of my time. im angry. Which beer
manufacturers have television commercials that specifically state
that it is illegal and prohibited by their company to buy or consume
alcoholic beverages by individuals not yet twenty-one? do you
know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, do u know
the muffin man.... um la la la la la? Ok this
is what i think about you, i think that your a gay ass fucking
asshole who really has not life. Also i now your not gonna let
this go on the message board because you don't want people noticing
you. so if your really any normal person not some whimpy ass bitch
then let this go on the message board. So lets so what your gonna
do asshole What would
happen if I put an exploding pepsi can in your stomache, sewed
it up and ran far, far away? How many pieces would you be in or
are you, like me, invisable?!? whats wrong
with drugs? - Fido Dido If you
were stuck on a desert island with only two crumbs of cheese that
you couldn't eat because you joined the Church of Cheeseo and
the rules state that you can never eat cheese in any way, shape
or form and the only option you have to survive is to chew off
both your legs and be in excrutiating pain or *gasp!* disobey
Cheeseo who would surely track you down and kill you (for a block
of cheese it's REALLY smart and strong) what would you do my little
cheese-ling, what would you do?!?! Please tell my mom I'm ok.
- Chandling how do
you make a sex toy for a male from house-hold items?? How manysilk
caterpillars cocoons does it take to make a tie How do
I make a sock monkey? Are
sock monkeys an endangered species? If so, would you mind if I
started a Save the Sock Monkeys organization? McDiablo I
got a good answer award! I got a dino head! Yipee!! Are you excited
for me? McDiablo "How
did I get so low? How did I manage to sink to the bottom?"
-Tom Omg..I
made it on the questionaire!Im double and dumby...:)Yea, My answers
wasnt that good eithar thats why its so surprising...i mean thanks
means like everthing to me...u freakin rock man..your like a rocking
man..man!WoW..that was fun lookin for my answers..god i screamed.
I was flipin+_+)()_*^*(%*$^$#...just like that..yup..my question
is do u leave anybodys answers out?? evertime
i here running water i imagine someone pissing...i cant help it,
is there something wrong with me?-you loop
holes will only make you lazy...loop holes will only make you
tired:(loop holes make you what? DC,
why does writing dumb questions to you give my life so much more...meaning.
Ya know? Like if I didn't have you I'd be lost. More than that
time in that cheap ass supermarket when all the crappy products
came alive, jumped off the shelf and attacked me (damn frozen
peas) leaving me lost and lonely and helpless with no limbs. That
happened 7 years ago. I've been growing new limbs ever since...
they are very small and one of hands is growing a hamburger. I
am unhappy :( My shrink says I have major problems. Is she right?
I think I'm normal. She disagrees. I think she should just take
her stupid opinions and shove them sideways up her ass but when
I told her that she got mad. Why did she get mad? You wouldn't
get mad would you? WOULD YOU?!?! DC,
will you marry me? I am a lonely little sock monkey from Indonesia.
Please say yes. Why
do any ugly, dumb, geeky or mean guys ever ask me out? Am I really
all of the above? Are my standards too high? Tell me, DC, tell
me... - Kelly the
slurpee in langley was perfect today.. what was the slurpees like
where you live ? -Slur-peed Kid is
there a way of saying F*** You politely? - Miss Roger's Sweater am
i going to do well on my audition tomorrow? - Guitarded is
my guitar teacher still crazy? - Guitarded Why
won't he go to bed? Vista The
hood on my sweatshirt is up. Do I look like a gangsta? Vista did
you have a favorite child hood toy? do
you enjoy agrarian triumvirates? - Fish o
great vagina of wisdom. what does the future hold for me? - SiNiSTaR i
can't find the yellow brick road!!! where is it!?!?? and what
happened to all those crumbs i left behind? - SiNiSTaR why
do people think paper bags will save the earth when the bags are
made outta trees anyway? in order to have paper bags you'd have
to cut down trees, how will that save the earth? - SiNiSTaR when
people say, "you got a bug up yer ass", what kind of
bug do they mean? does shoving a pole up there help to get it
out or kill it?- SiNiSTaR your
ears look like you can fly with them.. can you? - SiNiSTaR Who
the fuck is mzebonga? Will
you tell the men in white coats to take me away ha ha hee hee
ho ho to the funny farm where life is jolly? - Mzebonga I
took a quiz to see what kitchen utensil I am, and I am a washing
machine because I'm so "out there" that I'm not even
in the kitchen! I'm also "loads of fun to be around".
How cool/weird/interesting/stupid is that?? Vista Is
it wrong that I wany money but don't want to work? Is it wrong
that I do look for a job but I really don't give a crap if I am
hired? Is it wrong to ask these questions? ~ Jeepy Is
it wrong to sleep all day? Like lets just give an estimated time..
of oh about 18 hours! ~Jeepy Why
do you never answer my questions? If i slit my wrists and sent
a video tape of my cronic depression and sleepless nights would
you consider answering me? - Weaves What
is the square root of a monkey? Oh
Dc/ You left me/ It will not work/ i have a smelly dog/ you have
a smelly cat/ What to do?/ Oh what to do?/ I am so lost without
you!/ Like the song I wrote for you? Just make up a tune to sing
it to and you'll be fine. Actually it can be used for any person
or occasion as long as it ends in "ee" sound. Well,
that was pointless. - Blue one
by one the penguins steal my sanity, has it started happening
to you yet? i love
you, can we get married??????pleeeeeaaasssseee!!!!? Cooking
Wine?-Berpee i wanna
here the baby balooga song were can i find it?????? you shit heads Does rhubarb
come in cans?..and if not does it drown when it rains?...Decompressor671 how many
japenese aircraft has drestoyed tow ns do you
have problems finding y-fronts to fit u because u have to cut
a hole in the back for your tail? Or do u just wear them back
to front? are u a
cannibal? Monkey brains are a delecacy in China u know. do you
suffer from hairballs? Is it possible
to fall down the toilet in an outhouse? It's always been a fear
of mine. McDiablo Well, thanks
to you that was ruined. Are you happy now? McDiablo Should
I put on my gloves? McDiablo when was
demonboy's last question to you?-gopostal during
my short love affair with this site the questions asked by myself
and others where original and more fun dont you think?-gopostal
Can I ask
you an insane question? Vista Am I smart
or S-M-R-T smart? Vista don't you
think ron howard looks like a chew toy? - SiNiSTaR since i
scored at least 3 dinoheads in the last questionairre, don't i
get a medal or something?? - SiNiSTaR Dc, I wish
u happy birthday!i wish You A Happy Birthday!!!!And a Happy New
Year!Be Happy Dc!and do u know sanimal in real life?like face
to face? I need
advice dc...everbody calls me wierd...i didnt mind at first..i
know im wierd!but now its really anoying and flip out evertime
someone calls me wierd....my body starts going out of control
like im doing the jig at a rave with crystal method going on while
im danceing to great big sea and kiss in my head at the same time....Its
Fucked Up!Im Fucked UP!and also everone seems to hate me to and
laugh at me saying "hohohhahaur wierdhohohahah" fuckin
pisses me off to!all teenagers are fuckin cleashas... being a
wierdo yourself how do you deal with this?help me dc please..:) would you
like some pita bread with hummus? is carbonation
bad for your liver? what is
the largest ever recorded size of a giant japenese spider crab? Does it
really matter how hard you try? McDiablo To ask
or not to ask....is that the question? McDiablo Is the
laser really a little red light bulb that blinks? Buzz Lightyear Do you
like to eat Shredded Wheat? Vista Which insane
domain member do you like the most? Vista is it ok
to "borrow" my brother's masking tape which i think
is actually mine? -Miss Roger's Sweater my brother
doesnt work for the next 4 days.. what the heck am i going to
do now? - Miss Roger's Sweater how many
slurpees do you think i've had this week? -Slur-peed Kid do you
have sock monkey parents or are you adopted? - Guitarded do you
wear shoes? and are they bigger than mine? i wear size 5 and a
half -Guitarded Do you
love me? - Kirtsi Am I going
out with Dan this weekend? - Kirsti Why is
that my dog doesn't give a shit about me until I have a large
cardboard box on my head? Then suddenly, ooooo, I'M Miss Popularity.
- Kirsti I'm a vegetarian,
does that make me a canibal seeing as I'm a vegetable? - Mzebonga What do
you do about stinky feet? - Mzebonga Who's the
sexiest person on TV? - Mzebonga what is
JCW? what model
of car do u drive? Why is
it that the winner of Mr Universe is only ever from planet Earth?
It's an outrage and false advertising if you ask me. BARCLAY Happy
Hour's next door but you'll have to brave the downpoor i'm staying
here where i can get a song free with my drink. is that ok?
he drinks
till he falls down and his name is Lamar Vannoy he's looking for
something and he's gonna find it Oi Oi Oi Oi and his name is Lamar
Vannoy.do u know him? Should
I really slow down on Slurpees? McDiablo Why are
you known as the almighty DC?? Are you the leader of something
that is unknown to the rest of the population? McDiablo o|-<]:
What does that look like to you? McDiablo why life
sucks? And whats the point living in life? Should
I get my hood pierced? SIN i am practically
living here. should i pay rent? how much is it? - SiNiSTaR why can't
i have your email address??? - SiNiSTaR If someone
has unprotected anal sex, can the other person have his ass babies?
- Mzebonga Why do
my feet smell? - Mzebonga I wanna
eat an Umpa Lumpa (spelling?) is this strange? Is there something
wrong with me? Do you wanna eat an Umpa Lumps? Have you already
eatten one? Would they be tasty? Would orange or green goo come
from their head?- Silly Monkey Where did
the Easter Family orginate from? What the
hell were you thinking when you gave Butthead/Orion an award other
than stinky monkey butt when he gave such a pathetic answer such
as..."my butt reaks." ???? CAN A WOMAN
GET PREGNANT BY HAVIN SEX WITH A DOG i fold
clothes for a living...do you think my exstance in this world
comes with any justice or accomplishments?-sownbolwnigfckuer this is
really pissin me off...were the hell is the what-ifs?come on man..u
fuckin slack website..you got the questionarrie up...were the
fuck is the what-ifs?and dc...do you even care bout this q&a
anymore?why do you even answer?we oviously ask u these questions
for entartainment..but dc u just aint delivering anymore..everthing
ok?-LowVibaraTion How old
are you? - Miss Roger's Sweater Am i going
to grow up to be bitter and hardened to the world? -Miss Roger's
Sweater is it crazy
that i have my remote control on a leash/cord in my room cuz i
keep losing it in my bed? - Guitarded would i
be a funny drunk? - Slur-peed Kid I'm having
writers/songwriter's block, how can i solve this? - Guitarded I took
a look at my vigaina and i saw a creamy liquid come out what does
that mean? i constanly
come to this website like 6 times a day...i know u cant update
in 5min but im horible adicted...this website is to good and theres
not that much good websites out there cept a great porno collection
but im not really into that...what im asking here dc Is for help...i
need to keep u off my mind How?please help me out here dc-frenchpinkyCanadianfinger dc...you
are depressed...you need help....were can i get this help?you
ask...first of all destroy your tv, 2nd Stop with the porn and
masturbation cycles (mom is not a lesbian she is just comfortable
with her sexuality..most woman are)3rd dont think we dont know
of the friday nights you waste answering our questions but its
ok thats actually what u should do all the time from now on answer
our questions twenty four seven 4th Join a gym, work out.... get
rid of the gut..we know u got one...and i dunno get hobbies or
something...dc your cared for..keep living..death aint the way
out.;) Do you
think you could ever give the good question award and the stinky
monkey butt award for the same question? What's
your job about? I want
to find out how insane I really am, but have no idea how to do
it. Will I ever need medication? Will I ever be dangerous? Or
maybe I'll always be a pathetic loser with a lot of issues... Should
I go to sleep now? Why are
politicians so stupid and arrogant? Dude,if
you really do smoke weed,would you smoke with me? Oh and
who are you for real? |
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sanimal...loves
you!~!~!~!~!..i know bout u guys.u cant fool me..no one can fool
me...u can fool them but not me...hehe..u guys are so gay...