comment on what animals you have hit recently.
make them sit in the back seat so you can have your drive through food beside you.
pick up hitchhikers.
while at red lights, get out of the car and dance
complain loudly that old people take too long to cross the road and yell at them when you drive by
adjust the mirror to find something that's in your eye
crank up the music
scream every time you turn
yell at the tester for no reason
line the car with tinfoil and tell them that aliens are trying to make you drive bad and that the tinfoil will stop them.
complain about how long it takes to get blood off your hood
take a big bag of popcorn and dump it out the window on the highway
roll down the windows and scream at everyone
write down every time you cut someone off and then laugh and announce the number you are at
clip out an accident article from the paper... have it in the car and say "I was there man... I caused it" and then laugh hysterically
put someone in the truck and drive around
have that person laugh a lot too
run down a few people and drive away
lean into the turns
cut off a cop and then try to out-run him
scream out every sign you see
try to push others out of your way with your car
-when the tester tries to get in the car, lock the doors. Drive away, then come back laughing. Repeat.
rip out the signal device and throw it on the road
refuse to turn left, and say that you will only choose the right decisions in life
argue about how to get somewhere
stop and ask for directions before leaving the parking lot
scream that everyone is a maniac throughout the test
explain you're just doing the test to 'get the paper'
tip the instructor after the test is over
fake a heart attack, and when they grab the wheel, slap their hands and insist that it was just a test.
grade them while they grade you.
swerve into oncoming traffic. claim that you were testing other drivers defensive driving skills