1. When was the last time you were given shit for something?
I get in shit everyday at work but 9 times out of 10 I'm getting shit for someone else's mistake

2. If asked to be on a reality show where you just live in the house with other people and there are cameras all the time, would you agree to it if they paid you a million dollars?
Yes, but only if I got the money first. Cause then if it REALLY SUCKED I'd just say 'screw you
guys, I'm going home!"

3. Do you have a favorite or 'lucky' number?
39

4. What do you do when you're bored?
Masturbate

5. Do you play videogames and if so, what is you favorite and why?
Yes & Grand Theft Auto because it ROCKS...and it rocks because you essentially just kill at will...something I'm not allowed to do in real life :(

6. Have you done anything interesting in the last 2 months?
That's a vague question...what's interesting to one person may not be to another. So yes, I have done something interesting and to find out what you'd have to rephrase the question.

7. If I punched you in the face, would you hit me back?
That depends if you meant to hit me and if so did I feel I deserved it. If I thought I was being attacked for no good reason then yes, I'd smack you in your big mouth and tell you the shut the fuck up!

8. What is the worst part about your job?
The chemicals that saturate the plant.

9. Why is there no question ten?
Because you're too fucking lazy to think of another question!