JCP: I want to be little orphan Annie. I'm gonna get a dog and call it Sandy, get a little red dress, a short red haired wig and then sing and dance my little orphan ass off.
Mzebonga: What?
JCP: Pretty fucked up isn't it?
Mzebonga: Ummm...
JCP: Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love ya tomorrow, it's only a DAYYYYYY AAAAAAWAAAAAAAY.
Mzebonga: Is this on your resume?
JCP: It should be.
Mzebonga: Haha
Mzebonga: Please tell me what is happening. I'm scared.
JCP: TOMORROW TOMORROW It's only a day away
Mzebonga: Well, no, it's 2 hours and 12 minutes away
JCP: For you. You have PARENTS
Mzebonga: I'm so confused
JCP: Yea?
Mzebonga: Mostly, yes
Mzebonga: Are you going to help me out or just leave me like this? WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ANNIE?
JCP: I hate Annie. I'm glad she's an orphan.
Mzebonga: I'm not. If she wasn't an orphan, we'd never have had it all rammed down our throats.
JCP : Hmmm
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