Choose your own adventure.

Welcome to the Gold Rush Adventure!

You are standing in a room facing the north side of the southern most room in the whole world.  Suddenly a sock monkey yell is heard. You realize that you are in some serious stuff here.  You have a backpack on that contains new underwear in case you dirty yours.  You look around and see walls, a floor, a ceiling and a feather duster.  Do you .... 

karate kick the nearest wall?

throw squid parts at the window?

grab the gold and run?