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what if YOU were in charge of the planet? i would abolish ohio and make showering manditory- pizza man dan marino
I would make every male bow down to women and be their eternal slaves- Hailey
Children would be mangled and their voice boxes ripped out by rabid ostriches and replaced with remote controlled devices allowing you to shut them up at any time. They would then be enslaved and forced to serve the very ostriches who stole their voice boxes alcoholic beverages on the beach. They would build huge monuments to the monkey gods, showing loyalty to their true rulers. I would make them haul the bricks one by one and whip the children into obedience. Build! Damn-you-good-for-nothing-kids.- ferretchick I'd kill you all!!! ALL OF YOU!!! There's a new boss in town and it's me!- Mzebonga i would weep over my failure- rayyo77 THEN FUCK IT...NO CHURCH!- u smell like lemons We would want to think about the poor and not the rich that a first- Rooster i would hire a bunch of lesbian slaves to feed me and pleasure each other in front of me.- jim bibble what planet? i sold it off in pieces after the intergalactic federation offered me my own star system for it. apparently Earth is the only planet in ths galaxy capable of sustaining the nascar fan. it's a phenomena that many scientists are eager to study... but they only have about 3 weeks left cuz the federation is worried they might breed so they're going to destroy the whole planet anyway.- EmprissNikon i would...legalize pot!!!- GeT_KiNkY!! There would be more paddles and less balls.- Racoon Man earth? nah...i'll pass...i heard earthlings are the number one carrier of STUPIDITY...its some kind of a virus that feeds on your brain...i mean...well, do i have to explain?...just look at them...- leigh Being in charge of the planet sure is great. Phew, every mornin i wake up and make sum grilled cheese. Its pretty cool. Maybe someday all the hungry people in my planet will be able to share the joy of grilled cheese.- JimBoBob=) you would be locked in my dungeon...the rest is left up to your own imagination...- Rocco the Great
kill the masses more efficiently- antisanta i would first start by gathering up all the filthy slime and putting them on an empty island and surround it with electric barbed wire . then give them recycled toilet paper pamphlets to read on how scummy they are. then afterwards you NUKE the joint:T3 style: plant more trees across the globe.put the sheisty world leaders in an insane asylum of some underdeveloped third world country in west>bumfuk.educate righteousness parties all night and day hook the place up correctly everywhere because there is enough of everything for eveyone and then some so why be stingy. it's hedonism for all for the planet's most *********** animal.- dr. kryptonite Ahhh, Ass Gnome ruler of the planet... yes, yes ... well, I would make it an offence to be taller than 4'9", and impose mandatory nudity laws for everyone except fat people and guys cause that would be sick.... oh and old people too, in fact i would just make it an offence to be old... or fat.... or ugly, except me, i shall remain ugly. In fact i would reverse the laws so that ugly people are considered sexy and sexy people considered ugly, thereby making me the most appealing person on the planet... muuu ha ha ha ha - Ass Gnome
I'd would definately blow it up.- Christophe i would request that everyone in the world line up so that i could inspect them and their personalities before i said they should/should not be sterilized...kind of like select breeding- irish psycho
There would be no such thing is reality.- Phishie i would throw people out if i didnt want there here.- CowfromSpace
i would implement my 5 year everybody dies plan. after that i would relinqish my power becuase no one should be in charge of anybody else.- demonboy"_" Everyone would spell correctly, Slurpees would be abundant everywhere and the stupid people would be blasted off into the sun. *Sigh* That sounds wonderful...- McDiablo I'd probably fall asleep.- weirdDAR i'd kill all people who annoyed me. - irish psycho
id get rid of big tit blondes and name stuff after my mates, just cos i cud!N id throw a big party n just general stuff really...and all cos i cud do!lol- Keli_x_James I'd let Jimmy get busy on the cops! He deserves the chance.- Naked Fairy
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