hehe... you don't need to know
this.- liz
DC SOCK MONKEY PORN OF COURSE!!!!!!!-
MeowMix
Bees...
ahhm bees! there throbbing pulsatingness is to much for me to
handle sometimes but the bees are just awesome oh lovely bees.
bees are the best to masterbate to, but i would have to say
sock monkeys would be a close second, with bees sometimes theres
to much excitment, after a long day at the zoo a sock monkey
can be lovely.- Franky the one-armed midget
Hahaha I don't!- Sally
you spelled masturbate wrong, dumdum.-
Slurpee
A mirror.- Mzebonga
Garth Brooks goin' at it with Steven
Tyler- shortymac83
What does masturbate mean????-
Hev
the powerpuff girls :)- billy bob
I download videos of DC haveing
butt sex with SAnimal, and SAnimal is takeing it.- LubisKo
Donuts that wear pink socks- syko
morgana
rabbit fetus'- popedoug
Vampiric ones, blood. Colour me
twisted.- TwistedSoul
DC the sock monkey! Hes my idol.
- BoBsPeNiS
Potatos- Fergus O'dimbal
Sexy little Sock Monkey!- Flabba
the Slut
"what sort of images do you
masurbate to? "- FALILV
Pictures of DC...I don't know what
it is, but sock monkeys just....dammit...*Runs behind closed
doors (if you know what I mean)*- McDiablo
None. I masturbate in front of
the mirror. Damn, I'm a sexy mother fucker.- thanatophyte
a tree...a tall sexy tree with
a mix of green and orange leaves...mmm...- AnthraxBoy
Your images of the sock monkeys
in erotic positions....uh, no! Masturbate? Wha??- Swanky
pieces of cheese. cuz someday like
monica on friends i want to live in a cheese house... riight..
perverts.- Miss Roger's Sweater
Hmmm... OH MY GOD! I MASTURBATE
TO... UH... YOU! MAN! YEAH!!! YOU FUCKIN RULE! .. and Im.. oh
my god. nevermind...- Kreepie
Masturbate ?? What do you mean
masturbate ?!? I don't want to go blind, now do I ? Or get hairy
hands. What kind of people are you anyway !?!?!?!?!? *runs in
terror and gets hit by a truck when crossing a freeway *- freestyler
usually potato chips and yellow
daffodills- Randy
my dirty underwear on a bad day...-
R Dire
Dolphins, dragons.....400 pound
puerto rican males......various forms of melon........- Dolpha
Ew!
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! - Sophie
Janet Reno- Dolpha
creamed
corn, when it's tipped from the can and spilt all over the floor,
just one huge glob of yellowy-white-creamy mess....ooohhh...yeah
babbyyyyyyyy....*slurrrpp*- SiNiSTaR
All sorts, espeacially dirty bitches
in clown paint that really gets me goin- Blunt
i
like pictures of big cow utters. (a tits a tit.. right?)- IT"S
A SECRET
soc monkeys. soc monkeys doing
things to other soc monkeys. soc monkeys doing things to REAL
monkeys... but my favourite is soc monkeys doing things so snails.....-
monkeyflags
dc would be my fave one. other
than that i find octopuses quite a turn on. all those tentacles
in all the places at once...- keglineq
Jesus's bleeding hands.- not a
goth
Actually I find myself drawn more
to watching real life, why do it alone?- imp
I
tend to use mutated sheep pictures, theres something about sheep
intestines and skinned carcasses that turn me on...- jonut
my erotic pinky- kat
No masturbation for me! I get enough
of that at the gyno!- bananamanda
I imagine blades of grass, all
covered in dew. Mmm..- OmegaClarinet
hmmmmm...... if only i masterbaited
is there a answer kit on here that can educate me on the how
tos of masterbaition?- Sk8erGecko
umm images to masturbate to...well
most people would masturbate at porno but i dont see the point
its a picture..it dont move dammmit. u wanna beat one out go
and rent a video or just an ven better idea get a boy/girlfriend
(whatever floats ur boat) and get them to masturbate you so
u can just sit there in complete relaxation.- punk_not_poser
covering myself with peanut oil
and throwing myself at the wall, wang first- C beezus
Dude
thats just gross.....- Ninja
anything having to do with the
words "Pudding" and "Sodium"... although
I do like a good premeditated potato theft.- GENO
sewer systems and one legged woodchucks-
snarf
Ok this is a fun one. I picture
a red headed womna wearing nothing but a mnas dress shirt unbottened
with a pair of blavk panties. She has on one of the 40 style
hats and her hair is long and flowly. Not very creative but
a damn fine image. - Mistofflies
when people peanut butter and jellys
and open their mouth- ricidulous
moving ones- chip
Many and varied, but include: Livestock,
Robert Mugabe, Cheese, Wankers, Sum 41 and Stripey patterns.-
Witto
Crisp
white envelopes, shinny quarters, bottles of nail polish, wall
tacks, Beanie Babies, Larry and prescription bottles. - SararararararS
Not quite...- ZOT
i've always imagined masturbating
to butterflies.... i don't know why... maybe being aflight makes
me more wet and horny..... i have no reasoning as to why i do
this....- peachikins
Grocery Coupons- F.T.L.
my boyfriend's picture, actually.-
AMP
my girlfriend- mors
mud wrestling women- orion
elephant droppins=gs- butthead
um
yeah i dont masturbate bc its a nasty thing that only icky people
do who cant get a boyfriend or girlfriend!- ibejustpeachy
Not telling you- neville
Images in my of my first true love.
That's not a fun response, it's the truth. I guessyou could
say my bathroom wall too.- Lizard
I used to masterbate to porn but
you know i've grown sooo much over the years and i've come to
notice there are some beautiful things you can't ignore like
the discovery channel i mean seeing those elephants go at it
really turns me on and i get all hot and i have to releive myself
of that sexual tention...- evilbunniesfromthefurturewilldestroyusall
um, i donno, cool ones- gatto
Inside of my eyelids- Chaiz
why? are you trying to increase
your collection?- sarinie
sock monkey porn.- Fido Dido
Pornographic priests and innocent
little boys.- jessie
Free ones.- Omuletzu
The kind most do- Brett
chickens.
always chickens.- frazicus
caviar- popedoug
none - I use music- Mystic Murray
3 elves wrestling in a vat of oil
while trying to fist each other with artichokes- Fish
heath ledger...lol....:)- EvilSara88
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