will this be the
worst holiday season ever?
yep. damn bloody ho ho ho loving freaks.
what wrong with a bit of seasonal chaos? will add a whole new dimension
to the history. yeah...it could be worse, but in a good way. well, for
me. - frazicus
No it will be the best, because I intend
on locking myself in a room with only a stereo and 47 records, hopefully
drowning out all christians who scream when they open their christmas
card entitled "Happy Xmas" (xmas takes the christ out of christmas)
ans also any non christians who just celebrate it so they can accumulate
more stuff. - Nelson
Every year is worse than the next.-
Syko Morgana
no, i have a "special" surprise
for my brother, since he was a bad boy, instead of giving him coal,
im giving him a pile of shit in a box, i will send pictures of it after
christmas- monkie boy
Not a chance! It'll get worse every year.
Still, you're kind of right to ask the question this year, cause the
happy-happy-joy-joy indicator for the holiday will surely drop a lot.
Why? Cause I don't have a real holiday anymore and I'm away from my
family and friends (2 at most, but still).- Omuletzu
most likely not i have been playing with
candles lately and not only is it fun to burn my hand and almost my
house but I'm saving that for the holiday when i shall burn my fathers
old records with my house and dance around like a ballerina to his mmlting
disco music and live happily ever after- ShadowClaws
yes,
poisitivly, with out a doubt yes....i plan on staking out a spot near
the fire place behind the couch so santa cant see me...then when he
goes to put presents under my tree....i will then administer the punishment
he deserves....now i know why that fat guy is so jolly...he knows where
all the bad girls live...*looks around* uh oh...*runs outside and switches
numbers on the house around*....he cant find me now! *goes and hides
in closet, repeating over and over, im not a bad girl, im not a bad
girl*- monkeeskittles
yes.....the older i get the more i spend
on presents.....and recieve less from the salvation army- sputnac
in one word "yes"- Sally
The
answer to this can be examined with further questioning: 1. Will it
be sold to McDonalds and Coca Cola? Yes, it will. 2. Will town be choked
with stupid morons buying Britney Spears/Craig David CDs? Yes, it will.
3. Will my relatives haunt me? Yes, they will. 4. Will it be bastard
cold and not snow but piss down instead? Probably. 5. Will I get what
I want? Probably not. 6. Will I get what I need? Probably not. 7. Will
my friends be around to get drunk with? No. 8. Will I get Lego? I fucking
better had. But I probably won't. Thus, this will be the crappest Christmas
ever.- Mzebonga
I work in a mall. Hell yea it's gonna suck!-
Angelfish
Yes. And, if my calculations are right,
it will be "that time of the month", it will be even worse
than the worst. It will set a record in holiday season worstness. Holidays
suck.- FartMonkey
hell yeah- Psycho, Binky
if we get no snow I might cut myself for
fun.- The Anti-Christ
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!- Nameless
I have no idea- Mungo
No next years will be- Ninja
no- brad Y
Yes.- Heroin Bob
i dont know, i thought it was last year
but my funky ass friend (he has a miget fedish) got a KAO (kaotic american
orgy)with santa and the elves (mrs.claws was out at k-mart no walmart
no awwwwwww who gives a fuck he fucked some god damn elves)at least
thats what he told me pic.............................. 8======D~~~~
({})- IeAtCrAyOnS
hell no. this stupid christmas season will
drag on until we're all poking ourselves in the eyeballs with toothpicks
just to maintain a sense of being. damn all those christmas shoppers!
parking space, not included.- Miss Roger's Sweater
undoubtedly.
because this year i have to spend time with my deviant family who say
things such as " please stop drinking vodka straight out of the
bottle", and "lets turn the tv off and play a game" and
other such nonsensical garbage. however, family time does offer opportunities
for amusement, as i plan to tell every member of my family under the
age of 8 that not only does "santa clause" not exist, if he
did exist he would hate and despise children, and feed them all to his
rampaging rapist reindeer, rudolph. - the queen of the arctic
ass monkeys
why not?- monkeyFeeder
fuck theyre all thsi bad. christmas is
to political. i wont celebrate it. its a way for the govt and bushy
eyebrowed businessmen to sell toys to the teeming masses. fuck christmas.
anyways everybody gets fat, whats the fun of that? bet the french are
spitting on our goddamn christmas wreaths this year..... and i bet theyre
drinking champagne, not a goddamn drink made from eggs..... eww-
dressed like a sperm
Only if you really let the spirit into
your heart and start singing about it. - Enfante Terrible
every christmas is horrible, why would
this be different? - SiNiSTaR
not if i can help it!!!- a white
Well, no. - Mr_MoJo_Risin777
You
bet, Santa. The elves and I are behind you one %100. The fuckers don't
even deserve coal torn from the tender breast of the land. They deserve
a stocking full of steaming monkey-shit shoved down their greedy throats
and a poke in the eye.Not to mention a five pound bag of sugar in the
tanks of their fat-ass-mobile-SUVs. And a baseball bat to their robotronic
fake heads. And to be eaten alive by gremlins crawling out of their
breadmakers, microwaves, George Forman grills, foot spas, nature-sound
machines and other superfluous appliances. And reindeer piss all over
their parades and sporting events. And to be told how truly ugly they
and their snot-nosed offspring really are.- sixhairytits
it's christmas, of course it will be.-
bad kitty
Probly.- that one guy
Has there ever been a good one?- AnthraxBoy
nah! - Livy
Probably not.- Timber
yes- baklang baboy
no cuz im getting alot what i want and
need for x-mas- TwiztedChick
indeed it will- punkie boo
The screaming kids, the empty bank accounts,
the grouchy shoppers, the car accidents caused by drunk driving, the
horrible turkey leftovers ... oh, it's going to be swell (sarcasm, sarcasm)!
- McDiablo
yes. i hate christmas, which i celebrate
every goddanm year. i'd rather be jewish. that way i could bitch with/@
nathan about how much jews suck. i'm not rascist, i just love to copy
nathan because he is a god. a jewish god. - somebitch/iluvtony
Holiday? Season? I thought there were only
sping, summer, fall, and winter seasons. What is this 'holiday season'
you speak of? It's all the government's fault.- noidonotlikebrownies
No.- Pixallated Warrior
i just got laid so i say its going pretty
damn well.- Kira
yes. I have to sit through 7 hours of christmas
carols sung by 100 pre-pubescent little shits from my local primary
school. If I hear "Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly" one
more time the singers will find themselves with the microphones shoved
a very long way down their throats, as well as being in several particularly
messily dismembered pieces.- The Fool
maybe, noone knows yet- delly
Ya.- Kitty
no because i just laid Kira (she answered
these too)....so i think it will be a very GOOD season :-D- mohawkman
yes - ashybear
hell fucking yes - nonyadamnbuisnessbitch
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