You drink it to show the stewardess bitch that she can't stop you. You go into a coma instantly. You come out of it days later to discover that you are deep in a jungle with baboons wildly fucking you up the ass. You scream in terror, spooking them into fits.
They run around you frantically, screeching and clawing at you. You try to calm them down, then offer your ass for them to fuck again. This calms them down and a few hours later they have had enough and leave. Your ass is sore but you get up and begin to find your way through the jungle. You stumble across a clearing and notice that there is an altar covered in blood.
What do you do?
Clean off your bloody ass in the jug of water beside the altar.
Turn around and go back the way you came.
Curl up and sleep on the altar.