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What is
it called when you put a gerbal up your bum? I'm looking
for a good vibrator. Have any suggestions? Do your
big fucking monkey lips ever get chapped?--Syko Morgana Can you
supply me with the record of the largest home grown jellybean,
preferably the buttered popcorn flavor? Thanks! FartMonkey would you
go back out with your girlfriend who has cheated on you like 5
times but you've been with this person for more than 2 years and
they promised they'll change? please help me!!! is it ok
for me to write a bitter christmas song? - Miss Roger's Sweater why is my
electric guitar heavier than my more expensive and prettier classical
guitar? - Miss Roger's Sweater do girl
sock monkeys get PMS? just wondering. - Miss Roger's Sweater There is
a pair of scissors sitting right in front of me. Should I pick
them up and do the unthinkable (that being ... run with them)?
McDiablo Why do people
make New Year's resolutions? This really puzzles me. McDiablo What is
your favourite word in the English language (aside from profanity,
of course)? McDiablo Beans, beans
they're good for the heart ... the more you eat, the more you
fart, the more you fart the better you feel ... so should I eat
my beans with every meal? McDiablo How come
when a guy when a guy fucks every girl he knows then hes a sex
god, but when a girl fucks every guy SHE knows then shes a slut??
Laurie.. my question isnt pathetic! Is it okay
to find the physco killers in movies a lot more arousing than
the good guys? xoxo.. Laurie have you
ever used the word schlong before?~SG* Exactly
how demonic would you rate yourself? Do you read
Lenore comics, if so do you think they would be suitable for an
11 year old girl? What you
don't share? Would you share with me? Sally ,Oh and sorry I haven't
been in a while I'm busy trying to make some sort of life hehe! have you
ever heard of the word worangley? - dane what do
you consider to be what was then and is now today from yesterday?
- dane what is
the orgin of your cheese obsesion? - dane my neighbor
is like some kind of sex crazed robot that wonders the night in
search of bootie, how do I please him sexually? - dane you dam
Canadian bastard, do you have a beard? Most Canadians have beards
don't they? - dane I AM one
who had once a Canadian lover, she was cute, so I had to let her
go, she must be married by now, or running with her dogs in the
valley, what's with you Canadians ? Hey? I AM being
pick up by this girl, once a week, on my way to work, from my
bus station, I finger her up on the traffic lights, then we stop,
She will give me head and send me to work. Is this perfect or
what ?? I'm a little
scared about working in a chocolate store on Christmas Eve ...
how nutty is it going to be in there? McDiablo I received
FIVE pylons on my lawn during the night. How cool is that? McDiablo My brother
knocked on the window, but I thought someone was knocking on the
door. Should I get my hearing checked? McDiablo If everything
tastes like chicken, then how come everything tastes different? This weekend
I made shoes and a hat out of duct tape, and I made a tie the
previous week. I have worn all three to school. This is abnormal
behavior, right? Normal for me, I mean? FartMonkey I have a
crush on my imaginary friend. Should I make love to her tonight?
What would
happen if I stuffed a live goldfish into my vagina? What happens
if I ejaculate into my goldfishes water? I'll try
to make this short: I live in the Philippines where everyone is
far too traditional and still believes in the whole "macho"
complex and the "don't talk to your parents disrespectfully"
ideal. Where you can get a girl pregnant at the age of 17, then
get forced to get married and live with your parents until you're
40. That sort of thing... So yesterday when my parents screamed
at me for "supposedly" screaming at my niece ( who is
the devil's spawn of my evil nearing 30 year-old brother who impregnated
his girlfriend, got married and still lives with my parents) -
and I DIDN'T EVEN SCREAM AT HER - I just stood there dumbly, trying
to hold it all in.... I couldnt answer back, because answering
back is a form of disrespect which is a bad thing so if you want
to say something, BE NICE... I couldn't even TRY to be nice, because
trying to be nice is a form of sarcasm and so is very well a form
of disrespect, so there you go... I couldn't even LOOK at them
in the eye, because looking at them in the eye means that you
are being a SMART - ASS and that means being SARCASTIC which is
of course very DISRESPECTFUL..... So i just swallowed all that
anger and decided to talk to some one, about the unfairness of
it all, and they say "Why did you scream at your niece?"
FUCK IT. The point is, I am absolutely FED UP WITH IT. I feel
abused and mistreated by MY OWN PARENTS who are pieces of crap...
(hahaha isn't that a classic...) i've tried reasoning out with
them, but you know, it's impossible.and i've tried all there is
i think i can do. AARGH. I could go on and on about this, but
i don't want to waste space....... What do you think? i'll be
going to borneo for a week cuz my sister came back for a break
from the US where she's studying (in philly) anyways, what can
i bring you from there? - SiNiSTaR have you
ever had strep throat? or slack tongue or bloaty head or spare
ribs? - SiNiSTaR I only just
found out you are all Canadians, why don't you just move somewhere
else. You will have to become a lumberjack sooner or later you
know? - dane Do you wear
mostly plaid ( flannel ) clothing?, is it because you are Canadian?
- dane why is the
first thing my brother does when he gets home is bitch at me?
- Miss Roger's Sweater my brother
claims that he does everything around the house, but in reality
i do everything. can i hurt him? - Miss Roger's Sweater is it ok
to average 2 slurpees a day? it is the holiday season.. - Miss
Roger's Sweater
Should I
get off the computer now? McDiablo I guess
I contributed to those 2 million hits. I go on this site a lot.
In your unbiased opinion, is that so wrong? McDiablo Why does
the word 'toggles' make me giggle? McDiablo well i guess
it's official, santa isn't real.. can i go roam the streets now?
- Miss Roger's Sweater in 18 hours
will all this holiday junk so over and i'll never have to watch
a stupid christmas commercial until next year? - Miss Roger's
Sweater is it bad
that i am enjoying watching "the holiday log" burn on
tv? and am taping it? - Miss Roger's Sweater is mcdonalds
open on christmas? cuz i could sure go for some grease this morning...
- Miss Roger's Sweater Who cares
about Christmas ... did you have a nice Boxing Day? McDiablo I received
a DVD player for Christmas. This puzzled me because my parents
are always concerned about money and all that--and then they go
and buy a new DVD player with surround sound. What's going on
with that? McDiablo I have so
many blank CDs right now. Want to join in the burn-a-thon? McDiablo There is
too much firepower in this new Playsation game my brother now
has. Will he go crazy with this and set out to find himself a
grenade launcher? McDiablo Will you
lead me one of your sock monkey's for aday? - Etik_is_high_as_a_kite
If I give
you $5000nz ($2500us) to break all your rules, would you let me
do it? - Etik_is_high_as_a_kite I want
to do up an web site, but I don't know what to do it on, have
you got any ideas? or should I do one on how nutty kiwi's can
be? help me plz. - Etik_is_high_as_a_kite How was
your christmas and what did you do? Sally why did
you change the layout of your site? - dane do you like
the man who stole my lawnmower? - dane Did you
know that you given me an headache? - Etik_is_high_as_a_kite I'm lonely,
and hav room in my bed... you wanta join? - Etik_is_high_as_a_kite Why do
I find this web site so damn boring? - Etik_is_high_as_a_kite
For some
reason all I'm getting recently is chain e-mails. What the hell
is up w/ that?? And isn't it great how you're friends send you
this crap in the hopes of getting some stupid wish. Don't ppl
realise how much everyone hates chain e-mails?? And how is it
just cruel and heartless to not give a shit about some stupid
kid w/ 19 diseases, 27 different phobias, no limbs and cabbage
growing out of their head who can have all this cured if you sned
this on cuz someone will give them 3 cents for every name on the
e-mail? When will ppl get the message to STOP-SENDING-THIS-CRAP-ON!?
Should I just track them down and shoot them all? hey dc,
could you link me to the drinking game that was on the site? the
one where you use the deck of cards? -marissa can you
explain the orgin of the word banana? Do pancakes
grow on trees? DC since
I went away too University I thought I became too cool for you.
However, this turns out to not be the case. You see I remember
all the great advice you gave me before I went away that helped
me in my first few months. Can you forgive me? - Richard I just saw
the second Lord of the Rings movie. Damn, it was very kick ass
indeed. Has Tolkien officially plagued my mind? McDiablo Miss Roger's
Sweater also saw the movie and she normally isn't up to watching
violence. She did, however, sit through the entire movie and didn't
have to change her underwear once. Are you proud? McDiablo I got 2
CDs for $17.15 Cdn on Boxing Day. Is that great or what? McDiablo Do farts
drift for miles before turning into wings for fairies? - dane my mouse
on my computer is moving really slow.. is it stoned? - Miss Roger's
Sweater why is it
so damn cold in here? - Miss Roger's Sweater i went to
the doctor today to get my throat checked out, and after when
he was leaving he told me to "live happily ever after"..
what kind of doctor is he really? - Miss Roger's Sweater who was
the bastard who gave me a virus? can i hurt them? - Miss Roger's
Sweater can i have
permission to sedate myself with advil so my throat won't hurt?
- Miss Roger's Sweater What goes
on top, the peanut butter or the jelly? And is either one always
on top? Seems a bit redundant. in heaven
do farts taste like meat? - dane how do you
grow to be so sexy? Also, can I have a small cucumber please?
The lower half of my leg is missing. Shit. - Fido Dido I AM the
one who was asked for a ride (sure you remember) sorry I was away
for a while, sure I'll give you THAT ride, I still have one free
hand! still, Today I had MY RIDE, I am still smiling, It certainly
DOES my day, -I just HAD to share- That snowman
figurine is staring at me, isn't it? McDiablo Miss Roger's
Sweater and I are in the same room ... looking at the computer
screen ... yes, we are looking at YOU! Are you peeing yourself?
McDiablo Why does
one use and elephant noise to edit out a bad word in a song? McDiablo Have you
ever wanted to know how to break dance? McDiablo 1)Honestly,
Why does ibejustpeachy think that only people without GF's or
BF's masturbate? I masturbate and I'm engaged...I just happen
to like phone sex. 2)Why did my ex-lesbian lover call me a fat
whore when I'm not a whore or fat? What happens
if I push this big red button? I mean, I built this damn lab,
but I don't remember this button..... Can I suck
my own penis? Does god
have a foetus fetish? - Foetish Ponder this.
Got Milk?-------------Why milk? Why not... poptarts? Got Poptarts?
Why? Or perhaps, why not? Why do poptarts
amaze me? And are the ones with the sprinkles [the sprinkles that
are like the glitter on my monkey in the snow globe] special? Can you
tell that I like poptarts? Whats your favorite flavor? Mine is
Smores! Why do people
make fun of you when they figure out you have more money than
they would ever see in their entire life , im always made fun
of cause i have a personal jet, and I drive a 01 Porshce 911(BTW
im 16), the huge house, etc, etc. What the fuck is with them doing
that what should i do to them...ive already paid to get some killed
but its becoming a pain to keep up with who is dead and who is
alive. what do you think i should do? ok hit me,
the meaning of life? $10.50 for
a matinee movie? what kind of deal is that? - Miss Roger's Sweater is it ok
to make fun of hugh grant's teeth? - Miss Roger's Sweater is it possible
to get a root beer belly? - Miss Roger's Sweater how are
you spending your new years eve? - Miss Roger's Sweater my mom is coming
home from her 3 week long vacation to mexico on jan 1st.. should
i stock up on root beer and slurpees before she gets home? - Miss
Roger's Sweater What if
I had the time to knit....would I? And what would I make? If I
made you a monkey penis warmer...would you use it? If I fold
my tongue in half, can I taste what my tongue taste like? Or will
the sense cancel itself out? in Australia
we celebrated x-mas a day ahead of you because we are so advanced,
are you upset at this? - dane why is it
that every year without fail millions of ppl all over the world
spend hours and hours with ppl they have nothing in common with
during the christmas period? next year im goin to point blank
refuse... dont u agree that we should strike? until we can choose
our family members from a comprehensive list of comedians. definately....
I AM now
asking a question, (under slight pressure, I must add.) Did you
know that the people in NASA have NO WAY to prove that Man has
been to the moon ?, since you can't see under any telescope stuff
left there, and the only prove they have are stories of the people
who "have been there", and a couple of kilos of bogus
rocks, that they might have bought in any middle eastern bazaar
!!! btw, I had no RIDE today, so today YOU can smile {:---) I AM afraid
to say......I never had a sockmonkey, I have never even see one,
Are there any bars where I can frollick with them? and, Do you
sass that frood, Zaphod B ?, I wish I knew him ! Why do some
guys get in big groups, watch porno and jack each other off? have
you ever done that? and for that girl who likes poptarts so much....I
LOVE POPTARTS...will u marry me? Why do humans have five toes
and fingers on each foot/hand....why not more? Whats your address
so i can bribe you w/ things so i can break some rules...remember
im a rich mother fucker. I just ate
my own eyes....now i can't see....why? Our subwoofer
works ... it was messed before, but it's all better now. How come
subwoofer is such a strange word? McDiablo I think
my dad likes the kangaroo on TV ... my mom is sitting right here.
Do you think she feels insulted? McDiablo i have been
having the same cough for nearly a month. no matter how much cough
mixture i guzzle it's still there. my future as a lounge singer
has been jeapordized. what can i do to get rid of this mother
loving cough? - SiNiSTaR have i wished
you happy new year? HAPPY NEW YEAR!! oh yeah and the nude dancing
midgets are in the mail. - SiNiSTaR i'm schizophrenic.
one of me is a sock monkey named dixi. she loves you dc. will
you meet her? some bitch how does
one improve their sex drive by only using a toothpick, banana
and toenail clippers? - dane why do you
always say things that dont mean what I want them to mean to what
I say to you before I even say it? - dane What does
an eyeball smell like? When you've
been camping in the woods, and a bear tries to kill one of the
campers, how many cans of Lysol do you use to freshen the air
after the camper is dead? Is it alright
for me to kill someone if they tried to tie their underwear around
my arm? If it is, which would be the weapon of choice, a wrench
or a pink flamingo? How many
bottles of Vaseline does it take to remove a dog from the inside
of a lamp post? Ok dudes
are really fucked up here just so u know and I really thought
i need help. but FIRST of all let me ask you fudge monkeys a pathetic
question what is wrong with u people? u need me to help u? Wouldn't
it be cool if you could pull on someone's boob and it actually
made a honking noise? Is there
a secret portal in my body somewhere? and if so where the hell
is it? ive looked everywhere Happy New
Year ... 2003 doesn't sound exciting to me. Will it be a write
off year? McDiablo We have
a million remotes now ... for our TV, VCR, DVD player and surround
sound system. Enough abbreviations for you? McDiablo Everyone
in my family, minus my dad, is sick. Am I next? McDiablo i didn't
drink any alcohol last night, yet my head hurts this morning..
is it sympathy pain? - Miss Roger's Sweater did my brother
get wasted out of his mind last night? - Miss Roger's Sweater wass it
ok to take my teddy bear of 15 years with me to the sleepover
at McDiablo's house? - Miss Roger's Sweater does the
fact that i don't really like grilled cheese sandwiches make me
a princess? - Miss Roger's Sweater If I roll
up reeeeeeally small, I can fit into my USB wire.. I can travel
along the internet.. Could you place a large green fox upon your
modem so I know how to find you? - Fido Dido What ever
should I tell my rubber band collection? They will be crushed...FartMonkey So what
do I do if I DO fall into a pit of feathers and gummy bears? FartMonkey If my uncle
is in jail, I am allergic to the color purple, and every time
I see a walnut I go into a screaming fit, where do I get the money
for bail? FartMonkey What are
your views on duct tape? FartMonkey i always
get cold chills at least 90 times a day. when i get them my eyes
roll in the back of my head and it lasts for about 4,5 sec. some
people told me it was because people where walking on past life
grave. others say i got some fucking problem wronge with me. so
what do you think? - lexy Demom Child,
so how did monkey become a porn star? - lexy have you
ever had a dream about me? - dane which came
first, the chicken or the hot water bottle? - dane Do you honestly
think people are going to pay 10 bucks a month for my.theinsanedomain?
STRAF What If
there was a terrible disease sweeping the world and everyone who
got infected sprouted penises on thier shoulders? I looked
at the pic of the chick that runs this site JPC or whatever she
calls herself, she is pretty hot in a weird kind of canadian way.
Have you ever had sexuall relations with her body? - dane Which is
your favorite bodily orifice? STRAF I AM, lately,
much into ICQ (a form of communication outside Canada) and have
found THOUSANDS OF GIRLS who are willing to have sex w/me. Tell
me, Allmighty DC: Is it because I am Cute / Witty / and short
(5"5) ? Is it because nobody else has offer to, graciously,
DO them ?? or maybe because they are, AT LAST !! coming out of
the closet, and accepting that they get as horny as we do ????
Why do the
people in the US think that we Canadians are so dumb? And why
is it that on Real TV they tell you where everything's happening
with the city unless it's in Canada? If they didn't realize, the
provinces are on average bigger than the individual states.....
~>:( Why do monkeys
fly?? Is theropy
a way to get drugs? Cuz the shrinks dont really liston to all
the damn problems in peoples life! So is that all theropy is?
a way to get dopped up and make u think the shrink is helpin you??-
BaByGiRL your answers
seem to be rather hostile lately, have your feeling for me changed?
Do you not love me anymore? - dane my bird
wont fucking shut up, what should I do to it? - dane I have no
money, should I consider suicide or just live my life and try
to be the best suitcase salesman I can? - dane DC I hope
you are eating well and taking care of yourself, You worry me
sometimes you know. - dane why do i
hate society...but thrive on them being here so i dont get bored
at work? Wy are humans
so fucking stupid? ...........I wish I was a sock monkey! I would
defintely be in a porno with you! would you
steal from me?--Syko Morgana How do you
treat a sock monkey bite? Should I put a little bit of mayonaise
on it, or just some lemon juice?--Syko Morgana okay one
last question. Do you like Mushroomhead?(the band)--Syko Morgana Why do the
people at the bank chain the pens to the desk and leave the vault
door open ? - NNY' I beg for
forgiveness . PLease may i be forgiven ! ... Wait you're not god
! You won 't forgive me.. will you ? Is there
a name for an ailment that causes one to listen to the exact same
song over and over and, yes, even over again? McDiablo Would you
name your band (should you ever make one) after a car? McDiablo Yesterday
I had a can of (fake) Coke, a can of Pepsi and a mocha frappacino.
Should I lay off the caffeine now? *note: I am drinking another
(fake) Coke as I type this* McDiablo If you dream
about killing some random person and go kill some random person
the next day is it considered pre-meditated murder...but what
if you don't tell the cops that you had that dream and then will
they charge you more for manslaughter or premed. murder???--Chunky
Flamingo Testicles was it windy
and lightning-y last night at your place too? -Miss Roger's Sweater my mom has
returned from mexico.. should i pretend to speak spanish until
she gets so annoyed she goes back? -Miss Roger's Sweater is it going
to be scary to go to my guitar teacher's home for my lesson? -Miss
Roger's Sweater is it ok
to use a cell phone in the frozen food section / meat aisle of
the grocery store? -Miss Roger's Sweater the members
only site sounds like a not that bad idea, but what if your livin
la vida broka like me? will there be like financial aid for us? Why do I
feel so tired? I mean, I've been getting more than 12 hours of
sleep. What's going on here? McDiablo Do you feel
sorry for commentators who have to pronounce the difficult last
names of an entire Russian hockey team? McDiablo Have you
ever invented new words/phrases to avoid swearing? McDiablo How come
there are still Christmas commercials on TV? McDiablo why do my
parents like my sister better? why is it
that when the sun rises in the morning I always get an ichy chest
and have a craving for muffins? - dane Are buttons
just part of the cats' elaborate plan to take over the world?
FartMonkey Is it true
that you can physically hurt yourself just by screaming really
really loud? FartMonkey Why is it
wrong that I screamed out "peanuts" in wal-mart? Why
did they kick me out? *kira* Why do people
call people they don't know poseurs? It is stupid and immature.
*kira* are people
born homosexual and why? why do men
have nipples? -SaMuEl why does
shit smell bad? It didnt smell bad when it when it, why when it
goes out?--Syko Morgana why do some
peoples questions really suck and annoy me? *cough*missrogerssweater/mcdiablo*cough*
umm hey, do you like french fries? I AM shocked!,
even faberglasted! Mighty DC has called me a looser.....She/He
must be right, It allways is....I will keep on feeling a sorry
looser tomorrow when I get MY RIDE, I won't even will be able
to perform.......question, right! I didn't know sockmonkeys ICQ,
I have never found one on-line (and I will NOT give all you girls
my # !!) DC babe, tell me, word is on the grapevine that there
only 2 people here asking questions under many names, is that
true? (maybe only one schizofrenic!) meanwhile I'll sing my song..........Yes,
I'm The Great pretender.................. I AM currently
in the other side of the world, tell me: Which direcction turns
the water in your sink when you take out the plug? in the meantime,
I'll listen to music from the Pretenders.......... I think
you are very clever with your answers to these questions. Do you
think you are clever, or are you a modest sock monkey? McDiablo Do you ever
have a word that you just can't type out right? For example: that
= htat or taht. McDiablo My dad always
cleans up the computer desk, but it gets clutttered again so damn
fast. Should he just stop cleaning it altogether, 'cuz I think
he's just wasting his time? McDiablo What DVD
should I buy next? McDiablo Why is the
mustard dancing with the grass?--Syko Morgana DC how do
you feel? i am in love with you. I Have dreams about you..I want
YOU. YOU!!! marry me please? You said
they kicked me out for not wearing shoes...I was wearing shoes
*has an epiphany* it must have been my lack of pants. What do
you think? *kira* If I have
two apples and I eat one..why do they say I only have one apple?
The other one may be in the process of digestion...but don't I
still HAVE it? Why should
I give my mom a quarter...she's not poor. She wants a quarter...and
she's not poor. WHAT DOES SHE WANT FROM ME????? *kira* If you think
my spelling is bad, would you speak to my sister Narkita and find
out how bad her spelling is? or are you wishing that you were
hook up with a bitch? - Etik_is_high_as_a_kite
Would you
like to have sex with me? and I'm 16... I'm very legally - Etik_is_high_as_a_kite holy crap
i have school tomorrow, what should i wear? - Miss Roger's Sweater is it bad
when a wheel of fortune puzzle gets me a bit pissed off? - Miss
Roger's Sweater does 7am
even exist anymore? - Miss Roger's Sweater is my guitar
teacher going to crucify me for not practicing enough over the
holidays? i plan on staying away from his closets.. -Miss Roger's
Sweater I hit my
head to day on my car while I was cleaning it.. is this a sign
or just an annoying bump on my head? ~JeEpY I can't
think of anything to ask you. Can you please tell me something
I can ask you? - dane Do the little
green men that are at the end of the rainbow get to keep the pot
of gold???? Does cat
piss really make you feel better??? -Chunky Flamingo Testicles Can I disguise
myself as a guy and go to jail and recieve lots of fun anal sex???(not
with the scary aids guy)-chunky flamingo testicles How come
you don't have the short cut to chilly beach? Sally DC, my mom
gave my sister permission to get her tattoo, which she'd been
begging for. she wants to get some song lyrics tattood on her,
can you suggest any cool lyrics? - marissa THANKS ALOT
FOR LINKING (oops, didn't realise caps was on, anyway, what was
i saying...) me to the drinking game, i know, i know, i'm a lazy
bum, you're a swertheart !!!! heh heh, i mean, you're a sweetheart.
- marissa if the greeks
started the olympics who do you think should end it have you
ever danced with a bottle of bunny meat? There is
a bag next to me with a box of chocolates in it. I haven't eaten
one chocolate from the box. Is my will power improving? McDiablo Do you like
lists? McDiablo How long
will it be before the sun disappears and we are dumped with snow/rain
once again? McDiablo I really
want to be a sock monkey....what do I need to do to become a sockmonkey?-me Do you think
if a made big wings that I tied to millions of balloons and flying
monkeys and jumped off a cliff do think I would fly???-FlynMonkeyLuvr why does
dane seem to be such an irritating little shit? Your in
a comepletly warm room and you still shiver. why is that(or is
it just me)? do you think
out of all the animals in the world that i most relate to a turtle?
- Miss Roger's Sweater school IS
overrated, isn't it ? - Miss Roger's Sweater are you
as shocked as me that in my first class today my teacher told
us to read one of our books by next monday.. seven days! can i
do it? can I do it? - Miss Roger's Sweater Is this
it? Is this really it? Did you
eat my dog DC? My family
has only now realized that using a sheet for a curtain is not
very attractive. Do you foresee a new curtain in our future? McDiablo Is it all
right to just randomly brandish a knife? McDiablo Should I
just go live on the sun? I am always cold and I see that is my
only solution to becoming warm all the time. McDiablo How long
will it be before school stresses me out? McDiablo Have you
always been so great? What would
you do if I made a DC fanatics club and built an altar and shrine
to you with tons of your pictures and shit? Why did
the hospital give me an inhaler?..why not pills..or something?..can
i have sex with you too?~SG* If I make
it so that every single object in my room is green, and I wear
green clothes in my room, would you just see my head floating
around? FartMonkey What should
I do? Like I had this dumbass teacher who wont change my mark
cuz well he is a dumbass. So I told him I was goign to fight the
system and get it changed.. but he wont do nothing about ti..
does this mean I shouldn't fight the system or does it mean I
should just say screw him and fight the system?? ~JeEpY i heard
the trees screaming my name last night. what do they want from
me and why won't they shut up? and why do trees' voices sound
like mickey mouse? - SiNiSTaR what's a
plug-in baby? - SiNiSTaR i tried
listening to "Big D" but they wont let me cuz it's labelled
parental advisory.. but i wanna listen to it...! help me? - SiNiSTaR the song
'you're a bastard' is SO about my stalker! god damn... i've got
at least 2 stalkers now and why won't they fucking leave me alone!
- SiNiSTaR I AM, waitying
for tomorow's RIDE, Huhum, huhum in the meanwhile....... People
tell me I am weird cause I refuse to drive (a car) Love to ride
my Bike, and go with a smile on my face, even when I dont get
a RIDE, are they right ?? I AM sorry
to say, NO sockmonkeys in my neighborhood, Ive call them (is there
a especial cry ?), I've Look in the trees, pubs, park benches......and
NOTHING!!! Any advice? maybe lots and lots of money? i haven't
played the drinking game as yet, but i definately will this weekend,
i'll take some pictures too, can i send them to you? and if not
sweetheart, what can i call u that won't make your tail tremble?
marissa What happens
to fish when they die?--Syko Morgana What happens
to sock monkies when they die? Is there a sock monkey afterlife?--Syko
Morgana If Bob is
short for Robert, how is Dick short for Richard ? uhh, i went
to my guitar teacher's house and in his teaching room he has a
picture of a cat.. his only picture, and it looked like it was
professionally done.. should i be scared? - Miss Roger's Sweater am i going
to have a tough time writing in my creative writing tonight because
it's on the third floor of the G building.. is the altitude going
to screw me over? - Miss Roger's Sweater Any tips
for killing my mother?--Syko Morgana If a 'poser'
is someone who is pretending to be someone they're not, then can
one pretend to be a 'poser'? McDiablo What is
the most random thing you've ever done? McDiablo Why is cow
tipping so popular?
Why does
the world not have personal missile laws or at least that i can
ahve missiles? I think it would make life interesting so i someone
pisses me off i can just shoot a missile and the problem is over
with minimal violence no fistacuffs or nothing...cool? ya or no?
Amazingly
enough all my teachers are cool.. well in the teacher way.. yup..
anyways is this an odd situation or is it a good situation?~JeEpY Is it scary
that after I made fun of my friend taking an online class that
I decide to take a course that is half "live" as the
teacher puts it and half "technology" (online)? ~JeEpY Is it werid
that 2 of my friends are overly umm compulsive with being on line
that they tell me to get a homepage or make a site or something
or other and I sit and say oh yeah sometime I will do that.. then
I laugh cuz I see there sites and think they are werid! ~JeEpY is it bad
that i seem to be using the word "crucify" a lot lately..
for no reason at all. it's just the first word that comes in my
head when thinking of how i will be hurt.. - Miss Roger's Sweater is it ok
to pick the seat in the classroom that is all the way at the back
and beside a window? i guess that makes me farthest from the door..
- Miss Roger's Sweater do you hate
"ice breaker" games on the first day of classes as much
as i do? - Miss Roger's Sweater my brother's
girl friend's 9 month old son (not my brother's son. thank god.
man that's a scary thought.) is plotting to hurt me isn't he?
being all cute and such.. - Miss Roger's Sweater i have a
punk jacket that's absolutely covered in patches. one of the finishing
touvhes was a demon system 13 backpatch that looks great... BUT
they're a straightedge band, against drugs and alcohol and premarital
sex and all. i'm definately NOT straightedge. now, my entire jacket
is covered in many bands that are far from straightedge- do you
think anyone would get pissed if i behaved in a very non-SE way
(you get my drift) while flashing such a big patch of that type? What is
the point of this site? What should
i do if i have an obsession witht the basketball player Yao Ming....
I cant stop thinking about him.. does this make me gay? I took French
for eight years and it's gotten to the point where I just randomly
say French words in conversations. I guess that's not such a bad
thing...right? McDiablo Are there
any famous sock monkeys who have done great things in the past
that we should know about? McDiablo My mom claims
to like ironing. Is she telling the truth? McDiablo What is
the crudest thing you ever did?and don't lie! Why don't
you have dessert at breakfast?-NNY Why don't
they have Rye pancakes?Grapefruit cookies?Fig icecream?Canteloupe
pie?-NNY Do you think
they will start to clon dinosaurs ? If they do then that would
be good . And plus they would com just back in time for the ozone
layer to dissapear and wipe those ugly motherfuckes out again.
| Now, Wouldn't that be fun ?-NNY I have a
wild superstition that if i drop a spoon , a wild pig will offer
to finance my next car. Do you think this will happen,Oh allmighty
DC ? Why don't
you ever see a smiling Runner? Vile Weasel Squeezer Isn't Cancer
reasearch a growth industry ? Vile Weasel Squeezer I'm not
an organ doner but i once gave a piano to the salvation army.
Doesn't that still count?-Vile Weasel Squeezer When a lion
escapes from a circus in Africa, how do they know when they've
caught the right one ? -NNY Sometimes
I sit for hours weighing the fine distinctions among spunk,pluck,balls,nerve,chutzpah,gall,and
moxie. Just those seven. Why ? Is it beacause of the bad service
at the "Dollar Store" ?- JTHM Carjackings,smash-and-grabs,snipers,home
invasions,follow-home-robberies,hostage incidents,barricade/standoff
situations,drive-by-shootings,walk-up shooting,traffic shootings,pipe
bombs, mail bombs.SHIT! We never had cool crimes like that when
i was a kid. All we had was robbery and murder. I feel deprived.You
can't blame me: there are so many more ways to kill theese days.
I wonder why there wheren't so many ways to have fun when i was
younger. Can you explain this to me Mr.DC ? Is it beacause the
world is overpopulated and we need more ways to keep the world
from overpopulating? Well hell, I think terrorists are good people,
they have jobs like normal people; They were put here to keep
this world from overflowing with us and our crazy pregnant teenagers,
porn movies, cloning devices, and sperm banks. Sperm Banks ! Whats
up with them ? Well it's a good way for a bum or a teenagerr to
make easy money. Well hell i would like to get paid to whack off
in a room ! Well if you where put here not to be able to have
childern then thats why they have orphaniges! Fuck who wants a
kid anyway? I'd rather skip all the shit and adopt a teenager
! Anyway back to our main subject, killing is alot more fun theese
days and thats why there are so many more criminals, rapeists,killers,
and pyscos in this world today. Wouldn't you agree ? How did i
go from new ways of killing to sperm banks. Well whatever.?-JTHM
I don't
live in the fast lane, but have you ever seen one of those cars
parked on he median with its hood up ?-JTHM What exactly
do yuo do when the Dalai Lama appears on "nightline,"
and you're not satisfied with his answers? JTHM why do you
say "pop" instead of "soda"? can't you just
conform your language to be like the rest of us so that we know
what you are talking about?? What cell
phone should I buy? (Omuletzu) Is family
life worth the loss of freedom? (Omuletzu) Love the
new banner! It fits perfectly with the spirit of insanity. Where
did you get it from? (Omuletzu) Why doesn't
anyone give me food? (Omuletzu)
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how
do you dye ur hair with koolaid????whut stuff do you need???
k
hears a wierd little thing ill let you ponder about...a month
ago i found you funny and iv come back and now i dont.-kelllllllyyyyy(could
of easily been put in question form but fuck you..you aint funny
no more, so i didnt)