aw,
that's sweet of you,dc. you added me to the page. thank you. now,
down to business- as a sockmonkey with no real orifices (orifi?)
how do you fuck, shit, eat, pass gas, etc.? Why is Fido
Dido such an inbred little turd? Why does he accuse me of nicking
his catchphrases and then go and ask a question about a "regulars
page"? Doesn't he know that I had that idea before him? Is
he really that stupid? - Mzebonga I want Onions
and Potatos if I'm ever going to conduct a good experiment. -
Fergus O'dimbal Why is Mzebonga
such a jerk and why is he so emotionally closed off? - Sophie Can I be
freed from my servitude? All I want now is to retire, find a pretty
wife who has a deeply kinky BDSM streak and work in an office
9-5 for 75,000 a year. Is that too much to ask? - Mzebonga Exactly
what part of my and Fido Dido's anatomies were you planning to
sew together? - Mzebonga am i on
your mailing list? - Fido Dido what is
the secert of the lap-dancing sock monkey? - Fido Dido This sight
is fucked up Y. magic get
me fru, with magic money people always seem to walk fru you. cup
of tea? - Fido Dido why is it
people die? and does a sock monkey ever die? Do you like watching
cartoons?~~Fugly ho-hum-cows-bum.
i tried to add u 2 my ICQ list, but i'm not sure if it worked.
did it? i only got it today - Fido Dido I've been
coming to this site for a while now. I even got a bunch of people
at school into it. So do I get a cookie? Hey Dexter.
I need that report done and on my desk Monday morning or your
fired, geek boy!!! ever screwed
any other species besides sock monkey? sometimes
the fingle-hopper asks me questions about the sexual chocolates
and the labors in everyday life. I don't know any of the answers...
what should I do? Does a cats
breath really smell like cat food? Is zippy
the spawn of Satan? have u ever
thought of dying your fur purple??If not THEN WHY THE HELL NOT??? is it true
that the ability to talk does not make you intelligent? Shame on
the people that buy pop music! Do you think an punishment of listening
to continual Limp Bizkit music would help or is that just too
cruel??? Oh thats
a bit much isn't it "Dc ruler of all" I mean who do
you think you are? Vanilla Sky Why do you
think that you are a stuffed toy dammit? Nope,what
the fuck? Mzebonga said I'm like a piece of the furniture here.What
the fuck is that you won't get rid of me?I love Britney Spears
now will you get rid of me? Sally How Can
I Jeek IT WITH OUT A SMEAT?! I need a
good plan to blow up canada and kill all the canadians except
the eskimos and maybe the caribu nah fuck the caribu but definatly
save the eskimos eskimos are cool. got any ideas? why is it
that i like black clothing? Wouldn't
you agree that farts are the things that bind our society together?
- Fergus O'dimbal i lost my
phone at a bush concert a couple of years ago. where is it? 1 4m 4 3l33t
h4x0r! r35p3ct m3! is what i would say if i was really. but i'm
not. am i? - Fido Dido do you like
rap if u do go to <url omitted by DC> Chucky Lee
is very short, but defies gravity. He's asian. Can I be Asian.
-Janet Reno Have you
ever been to <religious url omitted by DC>? It's crazy days.
Go there. -Janet Reno The Zamboni
that waxes my school floors is my Personal Jesus. Is this wrong??
-Janet Reno Savory syrup
covered my ear, I turned around and there was a deer, peering
at me... just peering at me...?! -Janet Reno 'SHOP NAKED'...
Let's picture that, shall we? -Janet Reno "Petting
walls makes me feel smooth, smooth as gravy" This was said
by Risa. Is she crazy? -Janet Reno We call
our friend clarence clit.....he enjoys this.....he also seems
to believe the vambonie machine is his personal Jesus. We are
worried. Will electro-shock therapy help?...~Tygrmoth Why does
Joey think its necessary to ask questions about chucky being short...They're
both asian..therefore short.....~Chucky Lee fan apple? Do ants
in france wear pants? why everbody
so scarred and paranoid? why? - God Why are
there always drunken hobos at my door? They really reek. i hate time
it moves so fast i wanna stay in now forever do you like
Billy Corgan's new band, ZWAN?-adam why do people
let their kids sit on santa's lap? its so wrong How do i
stop garden gnomes from stealing swiss cheese from my fridge? hey DC.
Do you smoke weed? Would you smoke a bowl with me? Im only
happy when it rains. Why? are you
so almighty, almighty DC? and if you are so almighty, why was
it that i wasn't born with a tail!? Why don't
my neighbors ever take down their Christmas lights? Why do I
have this uncontrolable urge to eat the books on display at the
library? Where do
babies come from? My name
is Cassie. My friend's name is Susan. Here's a quiz for you. What's
my brother's name? RICE FOREVER,
DAWG! DUB IT UP, YO! i was raped
by aliens in junior high and they told me to go and do the same
to everyone else that i meet... should i follow through with that
or should i just do the chics ?
Why is it
when you walk into a Krogers at 5 in the morning they feel the
need to follow you around when all you need is some Ambasol becasue
your teeth are killing you?-- Mistofflies
how come
i'm not on the cool ppl's list? i know i'm not that cool but you
have to admit that i ask some good questions...? -keglineq all my best
friends are metal heads...but they're not really. what should
i do? -keglineq why does
A46 have an anti theft warning? If cheese
has fleas, and tramps have ramps, what do armadillos have? Witto If I can't
ask about photosynthesis, can I ask about an endoplasmic reticulem?
Witto What is
an endoplasmic reticulem? Witto If I break
it, I pay. If you break it, you pay. Who pays if they just want
to buy it? Witto Why did
the chicken cross the road? Witto Can I have
blue and yellow socks on my sock monkey? Witto Why did
Jill try to fix Jacks head with vinegar and brown paper? Why not
a bandage? Witto What useful
purpose do drinking straws serve? Why not drink out of the glass?
Witto what could
I do with a truck load of sock monkeys? I sent you
Horro's remains! Im so depressed. What should I do? Im in love
with you DC. can I be
your best friend? why does
Matt have a third knee? -Janet Reno Does having
sex with Mayonaise cause crabs? -Janet Reno I got smashed
on listerine last night, and woke up naked in a cornfield next
to naked grandma. Did I have sex with her?? -Janet Reno Why is Mr.
Mellor a drunk bastard? Was it the listerine? -Janet Reno My friend
Carly wears Panda vaginas. Is this wrong?? Are they synthetic?
Do you want one?? I've got connections. -Janet Reno the jam
has not yet run away? - Fido Dido is it possible
to eat shit AND live? If daylight
comes will i want to go home?-- Mistofflies is it a
bad idea to smoke weed before going to work? i work at a very
slow fast food restaurant. So whos
your favourite ? Vanilla Sky Do you need
some weed to set you free? SO have
you been to schizoid lately? So who the
hell is Red anyway? Are you
related to anyone I know? I got mushrooms
want some? if it were
called aural sex, would you have to use your ears instead of your
tongue? - marissa whats the
best way to remove blood stains from organic chemistry text books? I've got
mushrooms I've got acid I've got tabs and asprin tablets I'm your
brother when you need some more weed to set you free? Can I smoke
weed till my brain rots? Let me ask
you something, you half of a fag. Who the fuck do you think you
are? So whats
the smartest idea you ever had? Vanilla Sky Whats shrooms
? What do you do with them? What is
the square root of cheese? I'm alone
right now, are you? You wanna do something together? I'm Clarence
the clit as Risa calls me. Do you wanna be my friend? I'm alone...
All alone! When will
Michael J. Fox die? Go to <omitted
url by dc>... It's not religious, it's freakin' hilarious and
everyone should see. If you don't post it, it will be RENO TIME!!
-Janet Reno What is
the end of this joke? "A naked blond walks into a bar with
a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other.
She puts the poodle down on the table. The bartender says "I
guess you won't be needing a drink. The naked blonde says....??" AAAAH HELP!
someone told me i have seven holes in my head, what do i do? What is
blonde brown blond brown if your looking straight? A naked blonde
doing cartwheels. ...Are you blonde, and can you do cartwheels?
Are you NAKED? -Janet Reno How big
is my penis? -Janet Reno How big
is Janet Reno's penis? -Janet Reno My dog has
a minor case of schizophrenia. We are inflicted with multiple
personality disorder. My mother seems to have a twisted obsession
involving baloney and dustbunnies. Is there any hope for us? -garnetoes
Who owns
Private Property? -Vaginal Bear It is my
belief that your computer is infested with termites. Would you
like some help getting them out? -garnetoes Yesterday
I was caught smokin' a J with Kernel Sanders in back of Kentucky
Fried chicken. How did the cops know I was there? Is the NARK?
I thought he was my friend... You should join us sometime, you
get the munchies and go inside and have freakin' chicken. Goddamn
chicken! Sometimes when I smoke I take my pants off. Will you
join us? Have you
ever seen a Welshman run? ...They run like a Welshman. Will you
feed my grandma tortilini in the bathtub? -Janet Reno Do you find
Shampoo commercials sensual? - Janet Reno In your
past life, were you a chicken? Do you like chicken? Do you love
chicken? Have you ever thought about chicken in that way? Do you
stockpile dead chickens under your bed and rape them every night?
-garnetoes how can
i get two lesbians to have sex with two homo's while all four
of them are eating dog shit? i distinctly
remember asking more questions. where did they go? where they
eaten by some kind of question-eating monster? is this monster
a relative of the sock-eating monster? - Fido Dido Where in
Minneapolis, MN can one get a Brazillian wax? Thank you. jenifer_69 communists
are good. capitalism is bad. yes or no? - Fido Dido Would you
think the audio volume, smell or length of a fart is directly
proportionate to the ratio of Onions to Potatos you eat? - Fergus
O'dimbal I like my
feet. My feet are bigger than yours. In fact my feet may be bigger
than you. I'm stuck for questions lately, if figure it's just
a phase I'm going through. You won't miss me, will you? - Mzebonga america
sux.but, what does it suck? - Fido Dido theres a hidden
message somewhere in here: ۲ܽᶫɥ۲ܽᶫɥ
۲ܽ ᶫɥ. can
you find it? - Fido Dido i think
someone used my name against my willl in the past questionnaire
:( how can i find out if this is true? -keglineq My girlfriends
horse always gave me a dirty looks so I chopped it up and sold
the meat to a donair shop, how do i tell her that she's eating
her horse? Where have
all the cowboys gone? I see a
bunch of polyps upon my dog's genital area. I'm a little worried
about this. What should I do? My dad shaved
off his eyebrows one Christmas. Should I shave off mine this year
to be like him? And, should I dye my skin blue? Why do I
want to make passionate love with you day in and day out? They say
the big bang created the universe but what created the big bang? why when
i go poop in the toilet and i feel like i need to go even more? Lucy was
in the sky with Diamonds ok. But then where does that leave poor
Ethel?--Mistofflies maybe this
is a question more for shizoid, but... my friend wanted to buy
me a casualties patch, and i like the casualties. they sound pretty
damn good to me, but their lyrics are stupid as hell. i mean,
real poser shit. example: "You always put us down Cause we
spike our hair Bondage trousers and dyed hair I'll never change
my ways... oi! oi! we're the punks of today (SPIKEY HAIR DRUNK
PUNKS!) and we're punks here to stay!!!" see? my question
is, should i wear the patch if i think they're stupid, but love
their music? it's a nice patch... why does
rugby make my finger hurt? If you're
a monkey, how come you can type? or are you just one of those
radioactive intelligent monkeys soon doomed to be sent to the
moon on some damn stupid 'science investigation'? if youre
so insane, how come you're so sarcastic? how ca you
spend money if youre a monkey? bananas arent that expensive. what are
the best mp3 sites? whats the
best pasta sauce recipe that you make? Why Kate?
Whats so good about her? Hey your
not suppose to ask us questions and my brain isn't rotton okay? In an argument
with me and you who would win and why? What was it over? Sally So what
did you do at Schizoids then? So who would
more happier you or the duck? What do
you think of religion then? So do think
anyone will ever send you any money? Whats hoopla? I blame
you for everything why? So whats
the secret of the sexual chocolates? whos kiki
and baba? Where does
Risa live? -Janet Reno I AM EVERY
WOMAN -Rudy Guliani (Janet Reno) Can I bite
you? Vanilla Sky What are
popples? Vanilla Sky Do you hate
it when people say "in a jiffy"? Why the
hell would anyone want to go back to the 80's? They were full
of bad trends,music and people. Whats worse is some people still
live in the 80's . Would it
be my fault if I could turn you on, would it be so bad if I could
turn you on ,when I kiss your mouth i wanna taste it, turn you
upside down don't wanna waste it so what happens next? Vanilla
Sky You wanna
Know who Reno is huh? She's the first female attorney general.
Will Ferrel always portrays her on SNL. It's RENO TIME! -Rudy
Guliani Do you want
to go fishing there? -Janet Reno My friend
has this idea that every person of the male gender should be locked
underground in cages and should only be taken out for fixing sinks
and sexual purposes. What's your thoughts on this matter? -garnetoes Do you get
turned on by Vagisil commercials? I do. -Janet Reno Are Republicans
as ignorant as they seem? -garnetoes When will
the world end? -garnetoes I have a
wandering eye, and it's wandering oveer to you to kick your ass!
-Janet Reno What is
the worst sex act you've ever performed? What nationality
is Chucky Lee? -Janet Reno Where can
I buy a Janet Reno doll online? ...It's a present for Risa's birthday.
- Janet Reno How old
are you? Do you have a real life outside of this website? Do you
have to restrain yourself from screaming at your food? Do you
hate people that wear pink spandex because at one time YOU wore
pink spandex? -garnetoes oh, i seem
to have lost the use of the question mark... all i get is . what
can i do to rectify this, yours without-a-question-mark-a-ly,
Fido Dido In ancient
history man thought the moon was made of cheese. In the 20th century
they went to the moon and discovered it was made of rock and dust...........They
havent been back since.--Tygrfly i like cheese.
Im addicted to cheese. Is it so wrong to put cheese on everything?
I make nachos at home on paper plates and when im done, i eat
the paper the cheese has melted to. I hope this is not sane and
an activity popular among few so i may consider myself different.--Tygrmoth Janet Reno
is spreading rumors about me at school...please tell him off...he's
threatening my cheese supply!!!...I have it under guard but i
am afraid. Janet Reno frightens me.--Tygrfly what is
it with the letter "j"? i mean, we hardly ever use it
now, do we? prehaps it is a secret symbol that the governments
use to track us... plz reply post haste. - Fido Dido is it cool
to touch yourself at nite? -apstl666 why the
hell do we have pennies? what happens to all the ones that people
throw out? maybe thats why the US is in debt?!....arg?-KareBear Why is Mayonise
so stupid....? ....stupid...stupid...mayonaise...god damnit is
mayo stupid...but why.... whe is the scientific explination..all
it can do is grow hair in the sun...why? -apstl666 What's it
called when you someone makes you develope a complex where you
are disturbed by the paleness of you penis? and... Should i use
a tanning booth or liquid tanner? Can I be
Indiana Jones? - Mzebonga why is the
sky red at night Why everytime
I drink some gasoline do i shit my spleen? I walked
the other day down a street and saw a car drive by. The car had
one headlight out. i know these are padiddles. But don't you feel
they also help degrade the way cars look at each other. Those
poor misfit cars get made fun of by other cars.--Mistofflies yeah the
80's sucked in some ways, but they're were a lot of good things
about it. examples: 1. good metallica. 2. the rise of cheesy slasher
movies. 3. nirvana gaining underground success. 4. american punk
still going strong. 5. haley's comet. 6. john hughes movies. speaking
of which- 6. john candy alive. 7.saturday night live still funny,
had great cast, intelligent writers. 8. pop sounded a hell of
a lot better than it does now. 9. more david lynch. i could go
on, but really, do you agree that at least some apects of the
80's were cool? Can I blame
it on PMS? Sally Was it because
of the way I was brought up? Vanilla Sky Can I spin
around? Butterflys Crazy Why do I
treat people so horribly? Vanilla Sky I wasn't
implying anything? Vanilla Sky Can I have
Fido Dido's ICQ please? There was
a misunderstanding but it got sorted so your lucky because it
was about you but you don't need to know about it so shrimp and
mushrooms?? So if shrimp
and mushrooms what about prawns and oysters? Don't you
hate it when people say "I'm on a sea food diet - see food
and eat it"? So whatever
happened to the red box? Good to
know you like Vanilla ,does that mean we will make a good match?
vanilla Sky What does
intellegent conversation with you involve? Vanilla Sky So if I
was to kiss you right there *kiss* would you be embarrased? Whats the
most exciting thing you've ever done? Sally So is it
fun to spoil the ending? Last yaer
I want to teh mall with Jerry and Jerries mom LINDA and we saw
Santa Clawes and he says "wait in lien for a picture with
santas and his merry bands of elfs"! IT is for fagots so
I sad no thanks to that deal Mister Moth! Jerry is a fagort so
he has to see santa and sit on his magic lap to grant his three
wishes. Most of the kids ar esmaller tehn Jerry and me but his
mom is very happy to see us in teh lines so I said "who are
you to tell us how to lives our lives!?" I dont think she
heard me though because we waited inline anyway and when Jerry
got to Santa he started crying just like I knew he would. Its
liek with teh pumpkens we made for Holloween that he made his
of Vegeta and I made mine of Charmararanders! How could they compete!?!
IT WAS A WINNARS CIRCAL, HANDS DOWN, RIHGT????? hello dc.
this real hot chick gave me her number yesterday. out of the blue.
sounds good, right? i'm nervous as hell. i've never had that happen,
a hot chick giving me her number. and frankly, this chick is way
out of my league. i mean, i'm a grungy-ass punk kid with a dirty,
beat up old oldsmobile that smells like mildew and the old pasta
that i spilled in it. i'm ugly, chubby, have a bad complexion,
and i drink and smoke weed to much. i still live at home, too.
i'm afraid to call her. i mean, i'm really shy about shit like
this. i don't know what to say, or talk to her about, and worse,
i don't make enough at the shitty minimum wage job i work at to
dress nice... i mean, she seems real sweet, too, and kinda preppy,
and i don't know if i'll have anything in common with her. i'm
going to call her, but what should i do? time is running out for
me to call her... how often,
if ever, have you researched a question, however little? like
a long time ago when i asked you what date sid vicious died on? what are
the nine eskimo words for snow? Have new
nieghbours moved in yet? I had an
epithany last night and i realized why i come here: for mental
stimulus, then my hand grazed my crotch and i yelled OH! But this
was not because it felt good, but because I realized that the
need for mental stimulus is lack of one's own thought, then I
realized i can supply my self with mental stimulus. Is this mental
masturbating? -Janet Reno David Thoreau
once said "Men go fishing all there lives without knowing
it is not fish they are after." Toreaus as realized as i
do that men go fishing for Sweet Hot Sexy Meramaids. Why do you
believe men go fishing, and don't say to jerk off alone in a boat!
-Janet Reno Can i have
sex with anna? -Janet Reno I have a
strange habit of stripping my feet of its heavy burden of shoes
and socks, and letting my naked feet be free. However, many people
do not appreciate this act of empancipation. Although I ignore
the general opinion of society, I do think that sometimes the
purple fuzz between my toes have been going through asexual reproduction
at an alarming rate. How do I keep my dignity, my toe fuzz, and
my naked feet while remaining a happy, normal person? -garnetoes My experiments
have proved that there is a relationship between the amount of
carbohydrates and fibre in the food? Do you think that the Onions
could just prvide flavour? - Fergus O'dimbal *cracks
whip* Look, I'm Indiana Jones. Should I go hunt treasure now?
- Mzebonga why wont
phipples wipe his nipples when i'm gay on a day in may? what is
it with people asking sensible questions? i thought this was supposed
to be the INSANE domain, not the SANE domain. oh well. cup cake
anyone? - Fido Dido dum bum
hum drum is what a hobo said to me, what does that mean? why does
nick smell? Why do you
seem less enthusiastic when you answer questions than when you
answered my old questions on page 22 & 23? blurgale?
- Fido Dido Almighty
DC! I've put questions in the past 2 days and they haven't shown
up! They werent bad ones either! They were great! DId you eat
them? why am i
so afraid of my pet jesus? it seems
that i cant stop writing nosense in english, the other day i wrote
about kittens and the soft soft bunnies - how do i stop this? ok this
is a story that really pist me off. you may not like it but i
did. first off my initial are am. This is an important part of
the story. so i was at my locker when my english teacher came
by and asked me if i was a morning person and i say "what
the hell?" he only repeated "are you a morning person"
confused i replied "uhhhh...no...go away" with a smile
on his ron howard face he said "so your not true to your
initials" i stood there angry and perplexed "get it
AM your initials" now i was so piste i almost exploded "go
away" i said again he continued to laugh "gay"
i mumbled and walked away. i made up
an all purpose word, grundalafunga, do you like it? - God how long
have i been dead? I'm starting to smell. - God do you think
that the name Pubert is funny? - God Why must
i stab the cow with a blunt object and only ate my legg. - God how do you
now the woodchuck could chuck wood?? why must
melvin always be near me - the hideous fat man odor burns my eyes,
he also wont stop putting sausage in his ears and screaming 'mr
candy cane why does it rain". he also wears beef jerky around
his neck. man do i hate him. him and his salted meat products.
Can you make him go away - ratinacage2002 why are
there musicals? nobody really bursts into song to say 'hello"
or "hey i'm gonna take a shit" -God dammit,
are you censoring me? if so, at least say so. - Fido Dido What Is
The Meaning Of Life? Is reality
an illusion created by alcoholic deficiency? DO yOU!
hAvE LiQuOr fOr mE? -Woozy Boozer Is my insane
domain hadle stupid? should i get a new one? what should it be?
-Woozy Boozer. what are
the effects of exstacy? if an asian
guy and a white girl have sex what do you get?.... DO YOU THIN
PEDIDDLES DEGRAD CARS. reread it baby theres a question and that
was it.--Mistofflies what's the
weirdest thing you've ever dug out of your belly button? ...other
orifaces? If you fucked
Santa Clause in the ass, we you be put on the good or bad child
list? Gekko the monkies
are laughing at me(?) What should
you do if you're straining for a fart, let rip but unfortunately
follow through and actually touch cloth in a public? Witto If you don't
answer the questions every day or every other day, when do you
answer them? Witto Why can't
I blame it on PMS? Can I blame it on christmas then? Sally Uh what
happened to the computer you built?Sally Oh, yeah,
I have the whip now. Cool! I guess I can go and live a quiet life
now without slavery. So, I'll see you later then. What are you
going to do now I'm gone? - Mzebonga does she
love me? Do hickys
annoy you? One of the girls from my work got sent home from having
one because our work is so strict on our presentation and how
we look.Sally is that
kate story saying that she's dead right from the start??? Is that
Jcps hair in that pic with the name Funky ? If so thats cool and
how do you get it to be so blurry like that? How come
you have your pictures drawn instead of actual photos of you guys
in the member section? If enough
of us ban together to boycott christmas, do you think we can stop
it? -gone postal What would
you do if i stole your shoe? why is licking
groins not a could career choice? I've made a lotta money from
it Is it really
fun to stay at the YMCA? who asked
bout red boxes? do they even know what one is? i do, and its is
illegal... and fun. these questions have gone way down hill. dontcha
agree? - Fido Dido Why do hotdogs
come in packs of 10 and hotdog buns come in packs of 8 ? Both Jesus
and Satan owe me money from various bets when will they pay me
back? -Alfred Hooligan. lets make
this an anonymus cry for help....... my friend has been wearing
a cape to school and other such strange objscts. the other day,
he painted his face completely white and killed a squirrel for
fun... what should i do to him? I will pour
diet coke on your tail. What will you do? Spoons like
to talk to me. Do they like to talk to you? Santa told
me your being a bad monkey. Come to my bedroom. I don't
think you can explain the one rolled up pant leg, I mean come
on don't even try to figure some freaks out otherwise you'll hurt
your brain.Anyways I thought I would put in my two bits as I usually
do hahaha Now to the question what would be a suitable christmas
present for you? Sally What would
you do if a paper towel tried to take over the world? Why don't
you have a brother called Henry? sweden? Why do nsync
sound so good? Do you know
of any ways to whip yourself? - Mzebonga If I fart
in your face on many occasions, do you think you could describe
the subtle differences in odour? - Fergus O'dimbal If your
friends jumped off the Brooklyn bridge, would you? Why the fuck
would you be in Brooklyn anyway? - Mzebonga what to
jellyfish taste like? - SYMG do you answer
all the questions you get, or just some of them? - Fido Dido What is
the meaning of life? Why do heterosexuals
hate homosexuals? the homosexuals aren't attracted to them and
they're not competition as far as finding a mate goes, if anything
heterosexuals should THANK homosexuals, what do you think? Stupid
handle. am i cool ok ok i
have uses far to many stupid name things i should have one, cause
i want special recognition as a loyal viewer/valued customer/return
visitor, i want this because as you tell me quite often, i am
a freak. here are some names i've used, Fork Flinger, THE demonic
weasel and several otheres and recetly Stupid Handle, what are
some names YOU think would be fitting? do you play
any musical instruments? like the spoons? or do you just beat
people until they play for you? - Fido Dido Every year
santa breaks into my house and steals milk and cookies from me.
why isnt he scharged with breaking and entering and theft? Have yoou
considered post humorous items on this site? where will
i find a good looking boy that would go out with a girl called
kat that is 11 or 12 and lives in England in s.t lenards on-sea
but has to no where willindon ave is I fucked
a pig am I a bad person?Would you fuck a pig? R u superman
in disguise? Am I paranoid
or am I just stoned? Now what
do i do? Fancy Fork Flinger. Yeah, but
why would you be in Brooklyn? - Mzebonga Is Sanimal
my mother? - Mzebonga Do you think
farting will become a recognised language in the future? Fergus
O'dimbal Do you ever
wonder if you're going mad? I don't think you're human if you
don't? But have you ever wondered what it is really like to be
really mad? Y'know, like seeing people who aren't there? And talking
to them? I often wonder what could cause that. What makes a person
go insane is it stress? Or is it deeper rooted than that? Is it
in the upbringing? Is it the parents fault? Or is it society?
Or is it just me? Since it's became an issue, Ive found that
thinking about madness is only likely to drive you further down
that road. - Mzebonga Can I be
a member of TheInsaneDomain.com? - Mzebonga if i like
the way a band sounds, but their lyrics offend even me (by the
way, i'm talking about the mentors), should i listen to them? If Madonna,
Cyndi Lauper, Micheal Jackson, Trent Reznor, Axel Rose, Chelsea
Clinton, Cher, Jennifer Lopez, Winona Ryder, Robert England, Seth
Green, Lucy Lawless and The Rock all were on survivor who would
win? is it just
me or does food taste better with hair in it -NIKE how does blue
taste? -NIKE how big
is really really big mans kitchen? - NIKE do you know
where would infinity end? upside down
carrotts they're great aren't they? are you
right wing, moderate, or left wing? if a girrafe
has a sore throat how many throat sweets does it take to make
it feel better??- the on hoo cnt spel Why do people
call computers "stupid" when people are the ones making
them? Wouldnt people then be "stupid"? Does SAnimal
do it because hes an asshole? Not updating that is. If you were
to ever have to dress p in drag, what would you look like?--Mistofflies a couple
of mates and myself are starting a band, and are going to ue one
of the name off your band name bits. can we hvae your endorsement
and a little graphic to print off saying "Endorsed by DC"?
- Fido Dido will you
comb my hair? :) kiki and
baba, your brother and sister, RAIDED my house last night, in
an Elian Gonzales type style demanding that I tell them where
you were hiding. I told them I didn't know where you are, and
that you were probabaly up there ice fishing in Canada or something
and they called me a liar, a home wrecker, and a moohoocaacaa
something I think it was sock monkey language. I'm frightened.
What should I do? Can you get them away from me? hey DC,
guess what? Alright, got it? Okay cool. what does
poopy fish trasnlate to in sock monkey language? Is there a sock
monkey language? can you teach me it? or is it secretive? Hey Dexter
old buddy. It's about time you turn in that report that was due
yesterday. Boss is getting pissed and soon he's going to take
it out on all of us. Quit clicking the little X everytime I walk
by your desk. Who are you trying to fool? haha. LOSER. Oh I heard
that Jon is sleeping with your wife! Haha! if I was
staring at a guy smoking from a buzedlonob, should i ask him for
a hit? There's
some weirdo who comes to my website and asks about you. Wants
to have a relationship with you. I told them that you'd want money
and that you only like your tail rubbed, you don't reciprocate
but they won't listen. Do you want to sort them out? - Mzebonga does lisa
need braces? or is lenny smart with sticking to the dental plan?
- Nike why do you
sound like a jerk? what makes you think you are qualified to answer
all of people's questions? This isn't
very inventive but I am curious, are you a Tori Amos fan?? what are
the most shocking movies, books, people, music and/or bands themselves
to you? what has made you sit back in your chair and say "damn.
that's fucked up..."? -seth In which
country was Brittney Spears photographed leaving a party drunk? What is
art? Is LIFE art? Is ART art? Is a pig sliced in half, pickled
and then displayed in a glass container ART? - BARCLAY ok in ine
of the Power Puff Girls episodes there is a cat who tries to take
over townsville. i thought that the cats taking over the world
was an undercover operation? did one of the writers find out or
do the cats have agents everwhere??? -keglineq I've often
wondered about Fido Dido, but when he starts talking about songs
from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", you know he is
truly mental. Send him my regards, would you? - Mzebonga (Just
a Sweet Transvestite) If I dipped
my ass in freezing water what colours would it go? - Mzebonga i watched
richard & judy yesterday(sad i know but hey) & dido appeared
on the show. she said dido was a nickname & then told us her
real name but it was french & i didnt catch it.can you tell
me what her real name is please? Do you think
that dolphins wil ever overthrow the goverment in a hostile take
over or just work from within and brainwash everyone? You must
forgive Dave, he's a bit testy at times. Kinda like SAnimal but
less of a dick and more willing to answer questions. He didn't
offend did he? - Mzebonga who the
heck r u?? How old
r u?? what ryhmes
with orange? or does nothing ryhme with orange? what is the purpose
of this "word" not "ryming"? - Fido Dido Do you have
nothing better 2 do??- I mean cos you basically sit at your computer
all damn day and answer stupid people's questions!! How do you
score with a woman? my sister
has a big penis. if i put salt on it would it shrink? Dear DC,
Should I trade in my Gibson Epiphone Les Paul 'GoldTop' for a
white Fender Strat?? The Les Paul doesn't play aswell as the Strat
but it has a chunkier sound. I look good playing both, jp Was putting
white powder in all of the Christmas cards I sent out REALLY that
offside?? I thought it was funny, jp Why hasn't
my Dildo/Pez dispenser caught on?? I thought I'd be a millionaire
by now. jp If the dolphins
cause all the humans to kill themselves, what will the cats do
for slaves? -gone postal Why was
Bert so evil? Sally Why is there
so much bullshit in life? I so can't
wait till we have our own house , no more rent inspections and
we can do what we like and have pets . Do you guys get your landlords
around to see if your keeping the apartment tidy?It will be so
good not to worry about bullshit like that and the place we are
buying has a pool how cool is that? Well for us its good because
its always hot.The house is so perfect to what we want the only
thing I won't be looking forward to is moving. That will be a
pain in ass.hehe Sally Have you
seen Original Sin with Angelina Jolie in it? Wow she was hot and
the sex scene in it made me blush. I don't know if you would like
it though.Sally Hey DC.
How are things..Just dropping by. Man, I haven't been by the site
in a long time. It's been a while. Like around 2 days. Damn. I
need to get my ass in shape. Anyway, how are things? Now I know
you aren't a big fan of America(Though I am a big fan of yours)
Do you want to fillet Osama Bin Laden and sell him real cheap
at the open market like I do? Please help
me. I know this isn't a question. But my mom keeps listening to
a particular Tim McGraw song. She has figured out how to use the
"repeat" button. I think Im going to start bashing my
head into the wall. No matter how loud I blast my music its like
I can STILL hear it! Oh help me please! who wants
to know about YOUR sexlife?! I mean damn! I'm pretty sure we all
have our own fucken sex lives to deal with... why yours too?
Why can't I stop
shaking? I can see
that many of the questions asked here are absolute shite, and
you probably don't need me to tell you that, but I wanna know
what kind of questions YOU wanna be asked. It must get pretty
boring answering crap questions, so if there's anything we can
do to help... You are
Canadians. I am a Canadian but i live in Australia now. What will
happen to me? -ZOT- IS it possible
to make Gillian stop singing? People seem
to look at me a lot and when i look at them they all of a sudden
look away. I also hear people always call my name and i cant see
where from or who is calling me. Do i have Down Syndrome? Have you
noticed how far too many misguided fools confuse insanity and
stupidity? and do how does it feel to have some insane thing your
created(this website) attract the stupid people you try to not
deal with? and finally...can we stop the stupid people? is it
possible? or are there just too many? -Fancy Fork Flinger. Hey DC.You
ever encounter some people who just seem so not on your level
that you can't even hold a normal conversation withouht making
sure what you're talking about isnt confusing for them? Hey DC.
Yes I usually do visit your site daily, sometimes even 3 or 4
times a day(I have no social life) I really want to meet you in
person and have sexual intercourse with you. Now for the question,
would you? Did you
know the reason why I make macaroni is to tease my little kitty
sammy? Will you
make me god of Switzerland if I give you Mzebonga's credit card
number? -gone postal If Bert
is so evil, then why is Ernie so infatuated with him? And why
is Ernie so obsessed with his "rubber ducky"? I bet
he things Bert would make bathtime "lots of fun". -
Mzebonga Do you remember
the time I knew I girl from Mars? - Mzebonga Onions and
potatos are very good but I have learnt that Beefy farts are the
best. What do you think? - Fergus O'dimbal Dead by
smelly anus: yours or someone else's? - Mzebonga What's a
good way to phrase "would you like a shag?" without
offending the girl? - Mzebonga Would you
like a shag? - Mzebonga Would you
agree that the only good thing about Christmas is those Wolverhampton
marvels Slade being on the radio? - Mzebonga Why say
"pants"? Why not "trousers" like the rest
of the sensible world? - Mzebonga Briefs or
Boxers? Why? - Mzebonga Given suitable
economic situations, do you think that the United Kingdom should
join the Single Currency? - Mzebonga Why can't
I make her see she's just the flavour of the week? - Mzebonga Should I
stop living like "The Gimp" off of "Pulp Fiction"?
- Mzebonga I want to
eat you! You look very tasty with your beautiful little sock monkey
feet and hands. Maybe if you are a good sock monkey and scratch
my cellulose, I will only eat your feet. I will let you keep your
tail if you promise to use it to pleasure me in the morning and
at night. ELSE I WILL EAT YOU WHOLE!! Yummmmmmmmmmmm!!! - Flabba
the Slut Is now the
time to break some kneecaps? if so: should i use the paper wieght
or the rubber chicken filled with sand? -Fancy Fork Flinger Will any
fat people build up the confidence to take over the world?.......How
would they do so? My penis
pump has a hole in the tube what can i use to patch it up?-Ricidulous Is it okay
to have mental problems? and do those padded walls cost extra
I find them very conveinent when wanting to throw myself against
the wall when I have finger paint spread all about my body....would
you find this abnormal? And would you call my art, abstract art?
~~once fugly but now Idiot Destroyer Is it possible
for idiots to overcome our sad government and take over the world
or as that already happened? And what is it with secrets I find
them most annoying?!?! **Idiot Destroyer I knmow
you believe in aliens but what about ghosts ghosts are cool okay!?!?
they are white and and they scare people!!!~~~Idiot Destroyer what are
the legal drinking, smoking, and porno-buying ages in canada?
-seth what is
the answer to my question? - Fido Dido Actually
I like hearing about your sex life I mean How the hell do sockmonkies
have sex anyway?
Okay well
here some people trash their rented houses or apartments and leave
without paying their last six months rent so some owners like
to do inspections every now and again to make sure your not wrecking
the place. Which is fair enough ,here we hear about so much of
that on the news and you wonder how people can live with the fact
they have damaged someones elses home and taken off so that the
owner has to pay for it to get fixed? I think some people have
a very bad sense of wrong and right.What do you think? Sallly Its called
Original Sin and it has Angie in it of course and Antonio Banderas
who I'm not a fan of and its set in some place a long time ago
the story is a bit confusing and the sex scene was very intense
and if you wanna know more watch it the sex scene isnt that far
into it so if you don't like it then you won't have to watch much.
So are you going to see it that is the question? Sally I have a
good sense of whats wrong and whats right ,I had good parents
who brought me to respect people and their property so where did
it go so wrong with some people? Like some dumbass dented my car
,no note or anything I have no idea who did it ,see people have
no morals or respect for other peoples property.Sally You can
have my credit cards. I'm only in debt anyway. You won't be able
to use them. I think you had better take back your deal with gone
postal, hadn't you? - Mzebonga As regards
the quality of questions at the moment: Why don't you just forget
about getting better questions and answer the ones you're given?
It seems to be your purpose in life. - Mzebonga I heard
you were going out with Fabba the slut,Is this true? Sally Do you sometimes
bite back? Sally Can you
bite Flabba for me shes hell annoying? Can I give
you some advice? Well I will regardless: Just because she dances
go-go, It don't make her a ho - no. Do you feel better for that?
- Mzebonga
Did you
know I watch Titanic to get back at my little kitten Sammy? meow! meow!!
meow meow meeeeeeeow, meow.meeeeow?--Little kitten Sammy IF i pt
mistletoe in my ass, would peeps kiss it eve nwhen i dont clean
my ass after shitting? Since its a rule? Why does
shit taste like shit?Why doesnt it taste like chicken like everything
else? Why be different
when you can't be yourself? Can I have
a P Please Bob? Do you think
its strange that theres a way, a way to look a way to act and
how to think? Did you
know about her strength in religion? Is there
a good old poultry tale down on the farm?--Mistofflies How does
"sacrificial altar" make bathtime lots of fun? - Mzebonga Goddamn
people and their goddamn fucking problems, why don't they go fuck
themselves? Always coming to me for advice, asking me for help,
looking to me to be strong for them. Not a minute to they spend
to think that I might have issues of their own. No they fucking
well come to me and expect me to listen, sympathise and help.
If I'm having a bad day and I give them shit for bugging me then
I'm an asshole. But no, if they do it to me. Who gives a fuck
about me, right? So I'm fucking pissed off with people and their
problems and I think I might cut myself and see if the demons
jump out because I've just about had enough of everyone and their
stinking, shitty problems. So, how's your day been? - Mzebonga Should Idiot
Destroyer become the artist formerly known as Fugly? - Mzebonga Does anyone
know the new location of the brainy brides site mentioned above?
I too am trying to have a renaissance wedding and would like some
suggestions and informational sites. My sacrificial
alter is about twice the size of my bathtub so I can't really
use it while taking a bath. If I use it outside in the rain and
call it a shower, would that be close enough to consider it bathtime?
-gone postal Wow thats
confusing with all the different ages you can do things, we can
do everything at 18 here in Oz which is pretty cool,do you think
they should change the age to do things then in Canada? I'm begging
to think I have Schizophrenia... Like, the other day there...I
walked past a bunch of old ladies and they started hitting me
with their handbags for no apparent reason...I don't get out much...but
is this normal old lady behaviour...? name to
ridicule them along with email addresses. is an odd sentence.
jim-bob. ?? i dont think so? - Fido Dido my name
isnt freak... - some odd guy why do the
hippos eat my fridge? they eat and eat and eat and eat and eat,
but they dont walk the dog. why do they not? where do the hippos
go when i turn out the light onto the street? yours in-a-worried-manner
- Fido Dido i gotta
go... to... the... zoo... for.... my... tea.... because.... the...
giraffe.... ate.... my... crumpets.... and.... cofffee + tv......
damn..... him.... to.... hell..... can.... you.... help.... me....
i..... need.... help? -Fido..... Dido.... DC, I have
been informed by reading the previous questions that my little
kitten Sammy has gotten on and asked you something. I demand you
tell me WHAT and WHEN he wrote this and what's going on!!!!!! Why does
the phone taste like baby corn? What do
you think of Alien Ant Farm? i think they're pretty awesome but
not that Smooth Criminal song. I'm damn sick of it. DC. I have
a serious question. I have two enemies(who have pitted themselves
against me) they're making my life hell. Can you give me some
ways to get back at them? I was thinking
about something. Do you think that maybe Sanata Clause was really
meant to be a Easter thing and the bunny was meant for christmas?
That way Santa, since he is fat, would not get to eat as many
cookies.-- Mistofflies Is it normal
for me to beat off and then bust on my cat? Adam Morey whats a
good question? - Nike i heard
your remixes and wanted to know what you used to make them would you
remix my songs? Why is shit
sofucked up? who'z my
love? If I was
Canadian, would I then be cool, or would I just be cold? --Ted
M. Berry What do
the Swiss use for back accounts since everyone in the movies always
use the swiss accounts? Personally I think that they use Columbian
Banks. What do you think? "and
you were unchained" "wouldnt it be not for a change
now, to be unchained?" hmmmm. two different albums, one band,
one theme. can you think of anymore examples? - Fido Dido hello. dang.
i forgot my question. what was it again? oh yeah i remember! what
was/is my question? - Fido Dido I am currantly
living with 4 cats(i dont own them that's not possible, if anything
it's vise versa) will this help me in anyway when i help the cats
take control of the world? -Fancy Fork Flinger Um one of
my cats is hugely overweight and quite stupid(even by human standards)
what should i do with him? when the cats take control of the world
what will they do with him? -Fancy Fork Flinger What is
the meaning of butter? if you crossed
a ferret and a backstreet boy would u get a member of otown ? are monkeys
the source of all evil?- im at a
party and i have a camera, a vibrator and a friend asleep...what
should i do? -C-MaN im attempting
to eat a sock and my penis is stuck in the hole in the mouse ..im
so scared and i dont know what to do...oh yeha i say teh sock
puppet monkey and got aroused....what do i do i think my wang
is bleeding? ok...i have
an asian friend and i need a good name for him...like a nickname..b/c
asian, oriental, chin a man, and cat eater isnt funny any more..im
thinking of chinese foods like, egg drop or wanton or maybe pork
frieed rice...what do you think....help! C- Man is it possible
to have sex more than 100 time in one day and you penis not to
fall off ..if so...cool..but if not what do you recommend for
it to stay on..?c-man Does Fido
Dido have a life or does he just spend all of his time asking
you insane questions? Why do they
call masterbating spanking the monkey?--Mistofflies You gonna
go now? DC! Did
you know my little kitten Sammy came on here? Did you know I spanked
him???? i hit a
skunk with my car. sometimes when you walk up to my car you can
smell it, but when you open the door and get in, it smells horribly.
i sprayed down the underside, front, engine- everything that could've
been touched by that smelly stuff- with a high pressure hose,
and it helped, but the inside of my car still smells like skunk,
just not quite so bad. i hate it. it's embarrassing and annoying.
how can i get that damn smell out? it's coming from somewhere
inside the engine area or the underside or something, and it's
wafting in through the vents (i think). i've done all i can with
the hose. even if i spray and clean the inside, the smell will
still come in. please give me your advice on how to correct this,
because it sucks ass to have a smelly car. -seth what does
"crunk" mean? do you like
the white stripes? if you had
to fuck 2 members of the insane domain, who would they be? There is
a large reward for killing Bin Laden. I was just wondering if
there was a similar reward for killing Santa Claus? If I do kill
him, can I keep his elves? I'll even give you a couple to make
up for Mzebonga's bad credit card. And have you ever eaten raindeer
meat? It is quite good when barbequed. -gone postal DC, Why
is my love life doomed? Is that my destiny? --TL I've finally
had enough of this crappy excistance. What do you recommend I
do to put myself out of this misery?? jp i was walking
home 2day and i was attacked by 17 geese...one of them bit my
eye...it hurt. On that same day my goldfish winked at me...then
died. I wasjust wondering...y do these bluddy animals taunt me? |
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I
was babysitting today. Two little kids, Michael and Jonathan.
I thought "Why don't I be nice and get them a present?"
So I went down to Kaybee Toystore and bought them a sock monkey.
His name was Horro. I brought it to the kids and they tore him
into little tiny pieces. Ripped off his little tail, his big red
lips, his socky arms, and all! I just broke down and took Horro's
remains and put them in an urn. Can I send them to you? Since
you can proabaly give him a proper burrial.
where
can i find christmas songs to download