i
see dead propcycles - Fido Dido i got your
smoke signals, but i dont really think that eating all the yum-yum
monsters will really bring us closer to mars, but maybe if i get
a little drunk, i could dance it for you - Fido Dido ¿eat eat
eat tae tae tae? - Fido Dido Prez Shrub
sez: Save the country! Do your part! Go to the mall! Spend money
on crap you don't need! Support the economy! Hand over your cash!
Shop-shop-shop! Hurry! America needs you! We can do it!
Malls and shopping centers: the temples of our culture. Apparently
this is where we go to "pray" for a better tomorrow.
I'm staying home. Meanwhile, the FBI has been saying all
along that more attacks are imminent...and finally, just recently,
Shrub manages to admit that yes, we are still in danger and that
shopping may not fix everything after all. A revelation!
I used to have shrubs in front of my bedroom window. The problem
was, it was far too easy to see through them... - Fido Dido <html>
<B>does this thing accept html?</B> - Fido Dido </html> That would
right when people like maddonna are naked its cool? What you
didn't invite me to the party? If wearing
a rainbow makes you gay or for gay pride, and wearing a pink ribbon
makes you for breast cancer provention, then what does it mean
if you wear white shoes after labor day?? will i
ever find love again In the
WAY you find it? IN THE WAY? When it falls... When it falls to
the beach. yes. YES!!!! AND A GIGAFLOP???? The time for me. Yes.
Here is one question: Why did Edgar "Eddie Spaghetti"
Allen Poe touch dead people in their private holes? Thank you
for your time, and your most gracious service as regards this
matter. Dr. Phinnaeus Turpentine, Phd Is it possible
to make a phone out of cabbage? or a house? I thinking about creating
a line of clothes made out of cabage what do you think? If grimace
means a facial distortion why did McDonalds name that fat purple
thing Grimace? you asked
why i didn't say anything when he started greasing her up? well,
at first, it was just a back massage. who cares about a little
lotion or whatever the fuck he was using. i was just a bit suspicious
of his intent, but i figured he wouldn't be stupid enough to actually
try anything. as soon as he started greasing her up real high
on her thighs, i got pissed. i stood up over him and said "i
thought she just said a back massage." he said "no,
no i'm mumble mumble." so i went out in the driveway to my
car, got my knife, came back in, went to him, and you know the
rest. what would you have done had this situation happened to
you? So whats
androgny anyway? i did ask
a question, but you just have to find it.... why?¿hym - Fido Dido ok ok ok
I got it together realy i do ok ok yeah owow wow yeah um. ok see
i was just wounderin if u could give me some advice help me out
here .yeah well i have problems mit not be any that u can help
me out with but .i have dreams about gettin raped by guys dressed
up like clowns and axe murders i need help cuzz i cant have normal
sex with me boyfreind unless i think of him being in a clown suit
and even some times being michael myers .i need help 4 real dont
wanna become a spasmolytic with cycosamatics and end up in a mental
ward cmon can u tell me what i should do about it .thanks I heard
cats are going to conquer the planet... and it seems my cat always
steals my socks and hides them in the basement. i found a stash
of 10 pairs of socks that he stole. What he hell is he trying
to do... should I be precautious?, what kind of matermind plan
is he working on right now? what came
first the chicken or the egg and how did it get there ? ? ? where can
i find aus rotten lyrics, dammit?! Hey, you
seem to like the good books (Asimov,King,etc.), and you have a
few(100?), but you seem to have missed William Gibson(Count Zero,Burning
Chrome, etc.), so get with it, you need to refine your insanity
to a razor-sharp, sarcasmo-the-clown edge.... You don't
know who Eddie Izzard is? - Mzebonga Can we
live without it? What was
at first, the chicken or the Egg? ¿noodles?
i am afraid. the worms..... the worms! eat eat eat, they chant,
and chant and chant, all day long.... meep? - Fido Dido is it true?
- Fido Dido let's
be honest... who HASN'T dreamed of living in the bowels of a fish?
- Fido Dido will you
suck on my toes? -Empriss when will
my breasts enlarge?! WHEN?! I NEED TO KNOW! why do
we park in a drive way, and drive in a park way there is
a girl i realy like and i dont no what to say to her and we have
been freinds for a very long time what should i say to her whats the
tallest a midjet can be until he is not a midjet any more how many
people can fit into heaven until it gets to full and creates a
fire hazord ? ? why are
they called goldfish if they are orange? Why does
the scary Schwans man keep coming to my house late at night? Why
do we always end up with frozen peas in our freezer? IM SCARED! Do you
feel that the orange fluff underneither the beds in dorm rooms,
is a direct result of unwanted roomates? What do
skanks eat for breakfast? Why is
my cat always watching CNN when i get home? Eddie Izzard
is a transvestite comedian who is greatly inspired by Billy Conolly.
He did a gig in San Fransisco many years back and has had a few
film appearances in the Avengers, Mystery Men, Circus and Velvet
Goldmine. All his movie appearances were pretty poor, but in terms
of stand-up, Seinfeld makes him look like a God (because Seinfeld
is wholely the most poor stand-up comedian ever) and he is probably
one of the best ones I've ever seen. Do you consider yourself
educated now? - Mzebonga
When are
you having holidays? If I want
it badly enough will I get it? Can you
set me free? Can I have
the last one? Was today
a good day? So would
you be unhappy if I did this to you? So i thought
life was like a bubble bath was I wrong? I like bubble baths and
can I blow some bubbles at you? So when
are the photos to the school year stuff coming ? gonna roc
around the house tonite. the roc is a myhtical bird. do the carrots
ride away in my car at night? i dont have a car. eat eat eat eat
eat, thats all they chant, day and night, in and out, upside and
the rigth way up. but supposing we DO do the okey-kokey AND turn
around, is that what it's REALLY all about? or is there something
more? run around, run around, paint the children purple. eat eat
eat. ding-dong avon lady. with a hey noddy noddy? ¿eat tae? -
Fido Dido should
I? - Fido Dido or shouldn't
I? - Fido Dido Is there
a good reason why I should give a rat's ass? Are you
Tony Millionaire, or merely a coincidence? where can i buy
a sock monkey tee-shirt, please help!!!!!! Many thanks Who is
that person in the wheelin and dealin picture?
where can
i find chocolate covered babys ? what do
humans taste like i hear they taste like chicken....how come when
ever some one dont no what something taste like they say it taste
like chicken? How cool
am I? - Mzebonga why do
teachers dress up? why don't students dress up and the teachers
dress down? IM CONFUSED LIKE A FAT BITCH ON A STICK Why do
the older kids kick me in the stomach and call me Nancy? Will you
make me a happy woman and go out with me so I can FINALLY have
an online companion? ¿¿¿¿¿i
dont know anymore????? am i? any one who says "quiet as a
church mouse" has never stepped on one - Fido Dido ps ¿eat
tae? why don't
you just bite me?! i never liked you anyway and i hope you fall
off a cliff and die, one less piece of shit around to make my
headache worse. are you
a sock monkey? What do
you need to turn you on? Would you
let a soulmate pass you by? yes? -
Fido Dido u a bitch does the
coffee make the office people work? what would happen if all the
coffee in the world disappeared? would everything stop? - Fido
Dido you know
what'd be cool? - Fido Dido what i
think would be cool would be a)for that forum to be up soon(!)
and b) you had an option for the question to have a little icon
with it, from a choice of your best ones (like the monkey head)
- Fido Dido So do like
Shirly Mansons song androgyny ?I like it DC what
is the difference between jelly and jam ?? why did
the chicken cross the road? what will
rule the world after humans die off? Will you
have sex with me? erjngjirtgbro;jwilrgjbiotbntrbjlisrtdamnkeyboardaintworkinghowdoifixititsbeingstupid....
aha! better! "and the great prophet said "lo, ¡d33w"......and
the multitude spake thus: "lo, see, the great prophet spakest
nonsense"......and the great prophet beat them with his stick
spaking "KILL THE PURPLE TREES!!", whereupon the they
did.....twits..." - Fido Dido oh yeah, question, erm....
origami? >eat/\
- Fido Dido | | | kill? | | | graj? | | | insanity | | |
or just surreal? is there a difference? - Fido Dido When am
I gonna get some? -Mzebonga will alex
ever like me, serisouly? What are
the effects of gamma rays on man in the moon marigolds? Did you
do that just to get my attention? Can you
dance? Why do
we want things we can't have? So who
is that a picture of in the strange people section of photos with
their face covered with their hand and the pictures caption is
'no'? Did you
know that you're wrong about cats taking over the planet? As a
matter a fact...its the worms...You know after it's rained and
the worms come out on the path, and they try and get you to stand
on them? Those are the worms that have been naughty, it's their
punishment don't ya know. And when you walk along the path, they're
following you...through the mud underneath. Listen to me, and
be warned! -Who? eat eat
eat eat, will they ever shut up? - Fido Dido Why do
all the new questions really stink? I mean, it just isn't what
it use to be. Remember the time when someone asked:"Hey DC,
why does soap feel so good on my tushy, but really really bad
in my mouth?" Remember what you said??? Remember? I don't. Who is
Batman? if you
had to be bitten anywhere, where you would choose to be bitten? whats the
strangest foods you've eaten together? if you
could be any cartoon character, who would you be? if i decided
to tie u up & do anughty things to your body would that b
ok with you? have you
ever upt your fist through a wall? what character
from your childhood do you still secretly like? if you
had the choice of having to eat your whole family with bacon or
having your skin peeled off slowly, which you would enjoy the
most and why why do
you think you can give out advice to others when you obviously
have no life of your own? what color
are your socks right now? Hey look!
A Naked gnome! _Dibbley Can I sell
my roommate on eBay? I need the money... If God
were a Republican, would He downsize Heaven to improve His bottom
line? PAYING
YOU!!!!! NEVER!!!! HAHAHA Why would anyone pay you for anything
? Only because sometimes your a smooth talker. Have you
got a nice piece of ass? Didn't
you know everyone wants you ,your totally appealing ,I don't know
why but everyone wants wants you.Do you know why? I'm sorry
to say this but pickles are awful and make me puke? why does
my neutered dog love to be jerked off by me but yet will not even
lick my cunt? I am very clean and would really LOVE to be licked
by him or have his BIG cock throbbing inside me. je parler
francais very well. ¿eat tae? NO! shut up! stop the voices! crush
their heads and lick out the brains! does my bum look big in this?
- Fido Dido ps trousers today,
i'll answer your question DC. and the answer is: "damn straight"
- Fido Dido we are
not learning, 1939 returning. hows that for a poltical message?
- Fido Dido why did
paul ate my foot? why does he always eat my feet? i tell him not
to, but he just goes and does it anyway? - Fido Dido If it's
0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow,
...how cold will it be? If you had a million Shakespeare's, would
they write like a monkey? Do you need a silencer if you are going
to shoot a mime? - Fido Dido So the
worms are in on it? Any news on the ducks? How about the ants?
How stands things on the invasion front? - Mzebonga How much
wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Please. Help me. I'm totally lost....SAVE MY SOUL, YOU PIECE OF
MEAT. My hairy
aunt told me to not ask for anal sex from a friend's friends.
Why is this? Why can't
I ever get the "oh so grand 'good question award'"?
What is wrong with me?! Can you just put the little green monster
friend next to my question so I will be content? I love you...I'll
be your best friend... Why was
Cats such a sucess on Broadway? My local
grocerie store seems to have stopped carrying Betty Crocker Instant
Powdered Femail Dominatrix Mix. Can I have some of yours? Tell
them i dont want to go back. I'm frightened. AAAHHHHHHH!!! When all
six Joker's Cards are revealed and the wagons of the Dark Carnival
come, will you be transported to Shangri La or the Echoside? I have a friend
who likes to sautee marijuana in butter and eat it with chips.
What's wrong with him? How can i correct this foolish behavior? How can
I build a spaceship out of two bags of barbecue potatoe chips
and rabbit shit?? I need to know right away. This is urgent! The
fate of mankind rests in the ballance!!! Oh my God!
It's stuck to my head! Why aren't you listening to me? stop poking
me with that thing. SHUT UP! AHHHHHHH!!! Kill. Kill. Kill. What's
that funny smell? Oooooh, nachos! Hooray for Wienerdogs! Why? What is
the record for the most eggs shoved in one butthole? what does
"Dolemite" mean? Who is
Hell? Me and
my friend are having an argument. I say God lives in Equador but
he says God lives in Hondures. Can you solve this debate for us? Look, ma!
Look! I'm running rampant. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
............ OW!!! Who put that lamppost there? - Mzebonga Help!!!
Help!! My new owner is evil. I'm being mistreated!!! They don't
even beat me!!! Will you buy me back? Please!!! - Mzebonga So now
that you have my attention what did you want? I don't
think you looked hard enough to find it? Do you
ever give anyone a compliment? Is there
a glimmer of hope...........at all? Do you
have anyone you admire or look up to in your life? Do I have
a chance? Whats your
most prized possesion? Who is
your favourite person who asks questions here? Are you
biased in some situations? So maybe
if you smoke the wacky weed then maybe your not a sock monkey
you just think you are? Can being
committed be fun? So is passing
judgement a good thing? Whats the
most most creative thing you can do with some rope? If you
were to be stuck on an island with 3 people and 3 objects what
would they be? Does being
a sock monkey suck ass sometimes? Who asks
the best questions on your page? Whats one
thing you can't live without? Who is the driving
force in your life? Are you
ever just going to shut the hell up and let me speak? Do you
sometimes wish you were somewhere else and where would that be? You need
some vitality? Do like
to get to first base or all the way? I need
a playmate will you be it? Whats your
favourite board game? Do you
like to swim? Can I get
to know you better? Sometimes
I think your just the best thing since sliced bread? For some
odd reason you have some fluff coming out of your head??? Do you
eat chocolate? How come
everything is faith no more? Whats with
beavers? Go on admit
I'm sexy and we belong together because we are both sexy ? Your just
weird sometimes? Can you
do the macerena or any other stupid dance like that? Why are
you the most popular one? If you
could choose one of your question askers here to meet who would
it be and why? Are you
any good at telling jokes and remembering the punch line? Do you
hate give and take? Sucky sucky
owny 10 dollar?? If I gave
you a blow job would you be happy with that? Why would
you want other peoples bodily fluids at all? What would
you do on a fun day out if I paid? What are
the best siteseeing spots in canada? Maybe I
would do it, only if you pay ME? You know
how you say lie ,lie and deny I had anything to do with it well
it worked , my husband blames me for it all so I said it was the
maid and then he beleived me because I lied and said I didn't
do It ,I had nothing to do with it , it wasnt me ever, it was
the maid.She chucked out the shaving cream I know it.So he said
okay and fired her hehe that was a funny story so the lie always
works doesn't it? Sometimes
I'm so precious I think I might break into a million pieces? I'm sorry
but they took my credit card away and wont give me another? Want, want,
want all you do is want? So who
went camping? If a tree
fell in the middle of the woods, and killed a mime, would anybody
care? Do you
consider murder a good or bad thing? hmmmm,
could you solve a little porblem of mine? how can i solve 1+1=___?
i thought, maybe figureing out the transambuperlation of the pseudo
cosmic anti-matter, then using the interquartile hypoteneuse of
the third law of thermodynamics, but my friend just says that
1+1=2. how do i do it? - Fido Dido slap. ass.
dial again please. 8787878390394958. is this right? george bush
speaking. no, today is tuesday. not here, but maybe, somewhere
else.... the moon insulted me. - Fido Dido is there a cure? /^^\ <-----rock
<me> ------> Hard place /^^\- Fido Dido Larry says,
"Look ma no hands!" Larry says, "Look ma no feet!"
*thud* Larry says, "Wook ma mo teef!" What is you thought
on this?? - keglineq Right now
i'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think i've
forgotten this before. Which is better, deja vu or amnesia? what do
u think of the band cradle of filth whats smarter,
a berry or a rock? fring-a-ling
ping. sing a pig to broadway. hmmm? - Fido Dido does this
girl like me? how can u get
a girl you really like What has
got better healing powers, custard or lima beans??? tuesday?
- Fido Dido Are the
Golden Girls the sexiest women on TV or what? how long does
it take to make a sock monkey? does ur
sock monkeys have feelings do u spit
or swallow? do u have
any tattos and if u do what do u have and where Ok, so,
the answer is 42. (no, this isn't some silly math thingy) I just
dont know the question. It's just life, the universe, everything
- you know? Twice I've seen it proved that that is the answer
- and still no one knows the question it's supposed to answer.
So, I'm asking if you know the question to the ultimate answer.
I thought it had something to do with frogs, but may be way off
here. Do you know the question? -Power Nibbler I need
more info on the invasion DC. I knew about the ants, thanks for
the worm info - but I'm worried about the frogs. As tadpoles they
seem pretty cool, but, you know? - Power Nibbler Share a
tent and a sleeping bag ............ with you.......... I don't
think so , sometimes if I ignore you will you go away? So why
do you want to kick empriss nikons ass for? Sometimes
I think you need to get out more? Whats typical
canadian food? Because
sometimes you just need to be an airhead? Sometimes
your a barrel of laughs other times your not funny at all? Does it
pay to be patient? Sometimes
its fun to make milkshakes isnt it especially with me? Sometimes
I'm hanging from the rafters? Life is
full of funny moments? Sometimes
its just not appropriate to do that? Geez I
wouldn't care if anyone had a tonne of the wacky weed and just
tiped it in the ocean or whatever the stuff is bad I tell you? aRE yOU
A vIrGIn?! (just wondering)-Spanky the retarded cat what is
the best way to rid myself of these pesky little rappers? they
can't stay out of my way. dammit
DC, how did you guess? all right, so i'm in a straight jacket,
alright? i have no M&Ms will you get me some? i once was in
your monitor but now i'm free. but not any more... they found
me and put me in here... the walls are soft... when the cats take
over, will they set me free? i could serve them. plus, i could
be insane at people and make them surrender to the cats. i like
ceiling. ceiling nice, floor bad. narf. 123456789blastoff. or
should that be 9876543210blastoff? hmmmm. tricky, tricky, tricky,
tricky, tricky dicky, the crime fighting marshmallow. he tastes
gooooooood. i like. - Fido Dido ps ¡tuesday! ¿eat tae? - Fido
Dido™ the insane alot of
these questions arent really questions, but statements with question
marks on the end of them? however all the crunchy hippo ¿noodles?
- Fido Dido jam. damn.
bam. clam. any more for any more? - Fido Dido quite frankly,
i think you have issues that need resolving. damn straight. i
have answered my own question. burn the squirrels, for they have
nickéd the mower of lawns. - Fido Dido waz ere? How do
you find the slope of 18=2x + 3y? Do you
realise you're supporting the addage, "Ask a stupid question
get a stupid answer"? - Mzebonga Does it
annoy you when people ask you lots of questions in one go? - Mzebonga Oh oh oh!
Pick me! Pick me! Ooo, you smell nice. is it safe to come out
yet? Why won't he touch me? If he's mad about the thing with the
Couscous I pinkypromise i thought it was an animal. he knows my
heart goes out to him, especially after I found out about his
problem with erections. Wait a minute, How does he know hes gay
if he's never had a hard on?! Is he just using me for the sex
or is it because of my sexy Muppet lunchbox?I had a lunchbox with
Buddah on it once. I sure do miss that lunchbox. It was shiny
and new until they took it for evidence. OW! I poked myself in
the eye. how is it that your hand lands on any random space in
the world and it happenes to be your eye. That's not random at
all, is it? Anyway, on with the questions: A.Do you have itchy,
burning sensations in your private Areas? 2. how much will you
pay me to massage your ears? D. Up and downvs. Back and forth
vs. in and out real slow? and finally: 3. What's that smell? _Dibbley
(Buddah Told Me To) P.S. Howdy! I hit the
button twice. I'll have to rape him with a fork now.... Y Tu?
_Dibbley (I didn't know you could legally do that with a skwerul
in 4 states!) He can
TRY to kick my ass, but seriously kidz, he's a monkey and i'm
a bitch. who's gonna come out on top in this scenario? -Empriss
Nikon will you
fetch me a crocodile hunter? If you
could go back in time and prevent the filming of one movie what
would it be? maybe you
and empriss nikon have something going on together since you want
to kick her ass isnt that a romatic gesture,and is she your sock
monkey fuck slut? you should
have an insane quotes section? I have
tattoos "pokes tongue out"hehe I'm not allergic to anything
"does a dance". Am I a tad bit rude? I'm a fan
of chocolate milkshakes myself you can have all the strawberries
you want? You live
in canada yet you have no food thats symbolic of canada, thats
bullshit there must be something? Sometimes
your advice is quite crappy? Are you
a bit of a try hard sometimes? Are we
there yet? Are you
almost finished yet? Meerkats
are cool little creatures aren't they? What does
a fun day out with you and Jcp involve? Can toilet
humor be fun again? i have
problems, what should i do? If the
world was made of cotton wool and the sea was made of condensed
milk, would the sea be soaked up by the eartj???- lover of all
things round Why is
it that whenever I cut myself there's this substance that comes
out of my body that is red? -Nicole- If it happened
once can it happen again? why do they call those white shirts
wife beaters... do abusive men wear them or something? is masterbating
with water dangerous why do
my books never balance its those damn kitties they keep buying
treats, adam is pissed the books don't balance? help dc? why is
the sky blue when my shits green? that monkey
on your logo looks like my cousin? why is
everyone afraid of anthrax? i like it on my toast. can i have
your web site for my own sexual enjoyment? is it true
that the song "i've got the power" is the theme song
to all successful business woman wearing shoulder pads? why? what the
fuck!? -Crazy Chris ok it's
on bitch. i'm taking you down. and you even try to stick your
little bitchass tail in my mouth and i'll bite that shit off.
yeah i will. i wasnt aware that my intense hatred for you was
actually interest in you. think we could work with that? maybe
we should just join forces and beat up the little shit that's
asking these stupid questions in the first place. you whipa
me fora being insane? why? damn that coffee, and those lousy red
ones - Fido Dido I have
M&Ms , I might share if DC appologizes for calling us all
sluts? hehe Sally All these
hate words between Dc and empriss nikon,it's so obvious your hot
for each other, just admit it? You should
have a thing where you have all our icq numbers because some of
us question askers might want to get to know one another when
we aren't thinking up insane questions for you and quite frankly
I'd like to get to know some of these people? Ok so I
am sittin on the couch playin video games and i see the two cats
makin out...All of a sudden i hear a crash from outside. I ran
out and there in my very yard, the Juiceman had crashed into my
tree. I ran up to him and helped him. But he needed no help for
he was the almighty. So i brought him in and talked to him. We
watched cartoons and channel 6. Then as i was sittin there and
now heres my question. Do u think those cats are gay? JellyFishToast How come
im so fantastic? the other
day someone told me to eat shit and die. Is this possible? -ZIMIAN my goosh
ran off.... do you have rex the runt over there? he is funny,
but not as funny as vince. if i paid you money would you bitchslap?
BEEP. hmmmm. press the donkey, an the hey noddy noddy runs away.
answer this almighty DC: why exactly did the dish run away with
the spoon? - Fido Dido eat the
plastic pot plants. are the flies allies of the almighty Cats?
they could be useful spies. or how about spiders? - Fido Dido,
servant of the Cats (and DC on tuesdays, and frumlashdays. for
competitive rates call me now on: 666 FIDO-DIDO) Do old
people really shrink? Or is it that we, as a species are getting
progessivly larger and will run out of room for our massive bodies
in the year 2033? What will
we do when the earth is to small for us in 2033? - BuddahDUck What's
love got to do, got to do with it? -BuddahDUck Can we
do it again?Just because its so insane to do that. Sally ,My icq
number =125620848 Can i mess
with your head for a bit? For the
water question, water is not damaging at all the only thing that
is damaging is if you actually have sex with someone in the bath
of water because well its damn uncomfortable and your knees bang
on the bath and it hurts and your head bangs on the bath and it
hurts. But having sex in a spa is completely erotic and fun as
long as your both sitting up and if your on your own it would
be even better with those bubbles bubbling against your skin.uh
bubbles.................hmmm I think I might go find a spa want
to join me? So water isnt damaging. Spa baths
are cool arent they? Everyone
knows it , that hatred is just your cover , well its both of your
covers, you'll be getting it on soon, you and empriss nikon. And
feelings have everything to do with it. Ass beating is a romantic
gesture everyone knows it.So thats it If I eat
17 nachos can develop an alien's set of fang's? So if I
put whipped cream on you and licked it off would you comfortable
with that? Why do
I feel compelled to bite you? If someone bites me I hate it Why? Do you
have regrets and what are they? I don't
think you should take care of the wacky weed because well you'll
probably smoke it. So I will burn it then? Yeah people who
rock are cool,I rock am I cool? So which
friend has the hellish girlfriend you speak of? Okay you
can have the peasure but not the money and I don't think you would
like my cds,is that okay? Okay so
what question asker would you meet for a good reason ?(kicking
ass isnt a good reason) What if
people grew on trees? Oh please
don't do it again? What whores
do you have for sale at the moment? I'm interested in getting
one what do you think
of Mike Patton's new band? -keglineq No ,no,no
you got all wrong I don't want you to perform tricks for my kids
you know I don't have any, I want you to perform for me because
I'm selfish and I don't like to share. Will you jump through the
hoop, come on just once to satisfy my ego? Sally How bad
can you be for me? I want
you for my viewing pleasure, what will you being showing today? If we sell
Dc on ebay we might get enough to run the site for ourselves? So how
and why did you put your fist through a wall? This should be interesting? Quite frankly,
I think your over doing it and would like to come over and be
your servant, is that okay? Can we
build snowmen together? Is it alright
for a human to be seen out with a sock monkey? Wouldn't
that look a bit a strange? So if you
don't say something to a chick you like you might be letting a
good one get away? Where would you
like to go on holiday to another country? So which
chick singers do you like then? So is it
worth getting sick to have a drink of alcohol? You had
a babysitter? ahahahahhaha I would have thought you could look
after yourself? If you
were to be left on the planet with 6 people who would they be
and why? Because everyone else got shot into space to die just
like you wished for. What happens
when YOU get high? We are
obsessed with your boxers , what kind do you have on today? Spiffy?
i don't like the word spiffy, it's annoying don't you think? Why do
you always have to be right? Sometimes
do you wander around the carpark looking for cars? You should
kick that programmers sorry ass from here to kingdom come , we
want a forum, we want a forum. What are you gonna do about it? I saw you
sneak in the back door? Why does
everyone do it with the postman? Plus he must have tonnes of kids? Would it
make a differance if you had a shower first then had a bath? given the
chance, what would you do with a backstreet boy? Can I have
a little green head to mount on my wall? -BuddahDUck Why do
people mount dead rotting animal heads on their walls? -BuddahDUck What are
the little green things in the spaghetti sauce? -BuddahDUck Why do people put those stupid little sweaters on their dogs? It's STUPID LOOKING AND IM SURe thE DOG AINT TO FOND OF IT EITHER, -BuddahDUck again. How come
Micheal Jackson miraculously changed colour? Why, if
you are happy as larry, was larry happy? Why do
birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Mike Patton's
Tomohawk band? Shirley Manson looks like shit now do you agree??
keglineq Is it okay
for a sock monkey to marry a human? Hell yeah
I'll spank you , Where and what with? I like
to bite your arm please I'll try not to draw blood? So how
many good chicks have you let get away? How are
you sorting through your issues? when will
i get a job? If nobodys
perfect, and practice makes perfect, then why bother your ass
with practicing? If you
mix an oxo cube with laughing cow cheese do you get a laughing
stock? hare hare
DC,DC DC hare hare. is there a fan club of yours that i can join?
your magnificent hhhhow
come the nnnnnice pppeople in my hhhhouse issssist on strrraping
me uuuup sooooo tight? when are
the superoir race of alien chipmunks going to take of the word
again? (you may not remember the first two times cause they wiped
your brain obviously, mines immune) how many
minutes or hours a day do u spend on the web site answering questions And the
was light? And it was good? I'm inclined to disagree, if there
was no light I wouldn't have seen what I woke up to yesterday
morning. - Mzebonga am i the
only one who eats frozen peas? -keglineq You said
it was O.K. for a sock monkey to marry a human. If this happens,
and they have children, what will the children be? Can I buy one?
And this is a little off topic, but do sock monkey vampires exist
and where could I find them? -gone postal Do you
like exstacy Fine I'll
bite your neck but don't blame me if I sever an artery? Issues?
You have many, many issues but we still adore you, but you do
have to work them out ,the meeting is every Friday are you coming? You must
be stark raving mad to do THAT? Why do
people collect fridge magnets? Why do
some people have rediculous doorbells? If two
people with aids got their freak on would the disease inside them
become double its impact like the perfect storm, or would they
cancel out like the blood of the outbreak monkey being the cure
of a spreading plague? on airplanes
why do they bother teaching somewhat educated people how to use
seatbelts? why? what is
the difference between a terrorist and a freedom fighter?? is there
any gay sock monkeys ? ? |
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In
the question: "which came first the chicken or the Egg?"
I think the answer is the chicken, because capital letters weren't
invented for many years after the creation of language. Am I right?
- Mzebonga