This chick came to us asking for help making herself look better. At first I refused as this is a very lame thing to do.

Finally after weeks of pestering, instead of simply removing her head and tossing her in the trash, I decided to help her out.

First I cut her hair in a very uneven way to show off the ugly streaks in her hair.

Then I colored her shirt and boots black using a toxic marker so that she slowly goes mad and dies. If that doesn't work quick enough, I've set her up with a nice Spawn figure I have.